Hi! I'm kinda new to all of this, and I hope you like my New story, Twisted Beings. I haven't read any other Pony/Pokemon fanfics before. Enjoy!

I enjoy writing stories a lot, so expect stories to most likely be finished quickly. I use Word for my stories (Duh.) and my favouritest ever story would have to be 'A 'Ruff Deal' by Katty Taco Kisses. 'Butch's Cowlick' comes at a close second.

Ummm...I don't know what to put anymore, so...

Favourite lines from fav characters!

1. Brick "Yeah? Well you can't stop a good thing, babe!"

2. Pinkie "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?!"

3. Rainbow Dash "Forever's way too long to be stuck here!"

4. Bubbles "I'll be Bubbles!" (Others "YOU CAN'T!")

5. Twilight "For Pony's Sake!"

6. Blossom "That...doesn't even make sense..."

7. Blueblood "My royal lips have touched common carnival fare!"

8. Butch "Hehe, this is gonna be fun!"

9. Blossom "Ohnononononono!"

10. Buttercup "You wanna know what I think? That's what I think."

If you know which episode each one is from, you may have INTERNET COOKIES! :D If you don't want cookies you may have LOLLIPOPS! Yay!

Fav pairings:

BrickXBlossom

PinkieXRD

ButchXBubbles

BoomerXBubbles

BrickXButtercup

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Lauren

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Lauizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Teal Jaguar

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Michelle Lotzzo

. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Eatlaeth

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Lilt

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Anne

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Matilda

STOLE THAT FROM SOMONE ELSE SO NOW U CAN STEAL IT FROM ME! JUST COPY AND PASTE IT TO YOUR ORFILE BUT ERASE MY NAMES AND PUT YOUR OWN!

Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

i killed a hottie because I like shoelaces...