WillaMarlowehide bio
 Poll: Should This Story Be Written? It is a Next Generation fic for The Mortal Instruments Series: Jared Magnusson-Simeonov was very much like his father. Or grandfather. Perhaps his mom's best friend? What about his mom's best friend's crushes' brother's lover? He could also be like his mom's mom's best friend-who's-"secretly"-in-passionate-doggy-love-w ith-her. In any case, his family was messed up. Jair couldn't tell the Sparkly Wizard Boy from the Dark Overlord Supremeness-ess-ness. So what happens when he, the offspring of one two many Star Wars pick-up lines and a few exquisite drinks made by the sensational Chairman Meow, has to save the world from Verlac the Viper and his gang of misfits known as the Poisonous Minions of Sebastian or PMS. Along with defeating Verlac the Viper, Jair will have to deal with the wraths of Church, (The Churchling? Err, Church Crawler? What about Aqua Church?) Maia, (Maia Mirage) Raphael, (Simply, The Mexican) Tessa, (The Old Hag) Max Lightwood, (The Resurrection) and Aline Penhallow (The Bitch). With only the help of his first cousins, BFF and his mother's lover's help, Jair is pretty much screwed. Maybe. So ask yourself; will there ever be a real plot; will Hugo ever speak; and of course, where the frick is my popcorn! Vote Now! |
 Author has written 1 story for Mortal Instruments. Hello there! I'm Willa! Not really, but what do you really care? I'm here to read, write, and enjoy. I love writing parodies of stories no matter if I love or hate them. If any of my parodies offend you then I am sorry. I'm just having a little fun with the novels. That's all. I don't just write parodies. I have a few serious pieces in mind that will take a while to carry out fully. If you know of any really great reads on here, PM me and let me know! I'm always looking for new pieces to read and perhaps discuss about! What's In Store For The Readers:
I'd tell you more, but there's so many ideas in my head now that I'm having trouble trying to sort them all out on this screen. More stories are being planned that do not reside on that list. Happy reading! Happy writing! And please come visit again soon! Sincerely, WillaMarlowe |
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Mad and Madder by Onesmartcookie78 reviews
In a series of hilarious events, teenager Anastasiya Zolnerowitch is sent spiraling back in time. Rated M for some mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 6/9/2013 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] Albus D. - Complete
Sassy Gay Sherlock by 221Brooke reviews
Crack!fic based on Sassy Gay Friend. Sherlock and John reunite after the Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Borrowed Time by The Crownless Queen reviews
When Sanguini crashes into Luna's backyard, he thinks that he's about to die. Instead, he discovers something that might be the start of something beautiful. Sanguini/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Luna L., Sanguini - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Kerichi reviews
After tea leaves predict romance for Snape, he makes a sardonic wish on a falling star for a woman who enjoys Potions, dungeons, and malevolent bats like him. Alternate sixth year story with a sequel, 'Don't Call Me Daddy', also complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,296 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 7/28/2004 - [Severus S., OC] - Complete
To Achieve Weightlessness by Lissa22 reviews
Luna helps raise Snape's spirits for a few fleeting moments with an unusual concoction. A light, humourous fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Severus S., Luna L.
The Rubber Ducky reviews
Jace faces a life-threatening bathroom conspiracy. Clary can't stop drooling. As for Simon, he has a plunger and by God, he's not afraid to use it! A cute parody that could be a oneshot or be a series of strange moments within this gang of misfits depending on how you like it!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Simon L.