Well. A blank profile is so enticing, isn't it? Yeah. Not really. So I suppose I'll put some words here so you can either waste your time reading about me, or choose to ignore the lump of text that comes up when you look at someone's profile.

I'm an artist, (okay, I flatter myself- I'm a graphic design major) a sophomore in college- I write stuff, I just haven't put any of it up here yet. I have a problem with finishing stories or finding time to write. Lots of times I just don't have time.

As for the fandoms I lurk and favorite- well, there are lots. Starting with Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, (shamefully, yes, twilight. -ssshhh I didn't say that) retellings or twists on fairy tales, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, assorted disney-ness, glee. However, if I follow/favorite a story, the author should feel highly complemented. Why? I'm a total grammar nazi. I think a good portion of this horribly debilitating affliction developed because of my part time job as a writing tutor. When you walk in the grocery store and want to correct grammar and spelling on signs, you know you have a problem.

What else about me? Hmm... I drive a lime green car with a bumper sticker that says "Mischief Managed". Some people want kids, I want dogs and cats. The cats will be named after famous musicians and the dogs after famous artists. I play the trumpet. I don't know, what other potentially embarassing personal stuff do people put on profiles? Mail me if you want a beta or to chat or whatever.

-The Eternally Awesome August