48 year old queen Anna-Marie discovers her shameful past to be still alive in the minds of the people, but when she decides to use a standard invitation to a royal ball as an excuse to show up and brag, she ends up in a hostage scene directed by a barbaric prince. NOTE: This stars the genderbent Edd and Marie Kanker. Look up "Fairy Queen" at the VampireMeerkat Wiki for more info.

Imagine being able to purchase a doll made to fit your every nation's need. At doll house we have created such beings, chose from strong Alphas, gentle Omegas, and rare Betas. These dolls will fill your every need, help further our research by breeding them or using them for military purposes. But treat them with care or things can get dangerous. (Many Pairings! Give it a shot.)

AU. After causing a large amount of property damage, Gilbert Beilschmidt gets sent to a mental hospital, courtesy his brother. Will he find a way to help himself? Or will he be stuck in there forever? Eventual PruCan, rated M for language.

Omegaverse (ABO). Now at eighty years old, Kiku recounts the memories of his older brother Wang Yao, a rich merchant's omega son who married a lowly farmer against his father's wishes. A RoChu story narrated by Kiku.

A collection of short stories based on the Pokedex entries and whatever else happens to be in my mind. Vast range of genres, characters, and settings. Any Pokemon can be valuable if you care enough to give value to it. Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Unova complete!

AU. A miserably unemployed Yao is more than happy to make a long overdue confrontation with his stalker Ivan. But what begins as an innocent fascination soon spirals into a bloody affair when Yao gets caught up in Ivan's dangerous pursuit. With detectives Alfred and Kiku on their trail, will Yao and Ivan's crimes ever catch up to them? RoChu. USUK. Warning for gory violence.

Tamama is conflicted that his relationship issues with Sarge are caused by his rage and jealousy. If he was more benign, like Angol Mois, perhaps things would change – but for better or worse? (A collection of KeroTama one shots.)

When Yao goes to pick up his brother Kiku from his job at the hospital, he gets lost in the psychiatric ward. There, he runs into Ivan- an impatient suspected to have borderline personality disorder. Ivan is instantly infatuated. Yao is asked to visit Ivan as unconventional therapy, and what was supposed to be a job turns to much more.

Kiku has been a hospice nurse for seven years, and his life has fallen into a comfortable, if not slightly boring, routine. But that all changes when he transfers to a new hospital, meets Heracles Karpusi, and he begins to see the world in a whole new light.

Omegaverse. Kiku always loved Yao, but Yao couldn't say the same. Despite hardships and pain, the two finally discover what it's like loving each other. (WARNINGS INSIDE) (RATED M FOR A REASON) (NO FLAMES)

Lovino is Catholic, but he's not entirely sure what he believes. Nevertheless, he and his brother Feliciano are forced to attend confirmation classes. When Lovino meets their group leader- bizarre, cheerful Antonio; one of the first people to treat Lovino like he matters- things get complicated. When they find this church is much darker than it appears, things get terrifying. Fast.

The nations are locked inside a conference room the night before Halloween. They decide to tell each other creepypastas to pass the time. Will they make it through the night? A 31-day short-story challenge.

Things come and go in the worst and best ways possible. TARUTORO

He came back after two years,and Kurt is as happy as can be, but soon he begins to worry for his lover when things become wild.

AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'

Texting started gaining popularity in 1999, but it wasn't until the year 2007 that iPhones came out: then shit got serious and countries started texting each other. This is the story of how one happy-go-lucky idiot, and one stubborn idiot finally get together. It only took a few hundred years. Mainly Spamano with side FrUK, PruCan, Gerita, AmeriPan, and others.

Keroro comes across some odd noises emanating from giroro's tent. Just what are the hot headed corporal and cool blue ninja doing in there? Rated for suggestiveness! This is not for kiddos!

Sometimes we all feel like we don't belong, but when you find out your parents are really gods...well that's a whole new story all together. The Hetalia cast in Disney's Hercules...with some adjustments of course. No genderbending. Main pairings include: Slight Spamano, USUK, and a lot of JapanxGreece later. Rated T for language.

Aster is trapped in the body of a species he doesn't want. Jack will remain by his side every step of the way.

A collection of drabbles showing the acts of the dark circus. AU, ensemble cast.

AU - Ten years after the execution of Terrance and Phillip, the war with Canada has not ended. Stan and most of Kyle's friends are planning to join the army after high school graduation, bound to be drafted anyway. Kyle doesn't believe in the war, but he's not willing to let Stan go without him.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

When Garoro opened the door that morning, the last thing he had expected to see were his two sons, thirty years younger than they should have been. Fluffy one-shot, contains a bit of Girodad X Zeromum (This IS a family friendly story, I'm not sure why the site changed the rating to M. It IS a K story, just encase it does it again)

Kinkmeme deanon. Japan didn't know how his actions would affect his brothers. Dragon shows him. Warnings for dark content including discussion of rape and severe injuries, child abuse, drug use, mental illness, and references to real historical atrocities.

Matthew, quiet an unnoticed at school, is suddenly "failing" classes at his prestigious highschool. Upperclassman Ivan is behind it and blackmailing him into staying with him each night for a "study session". Matthew never wanted this, he just wanted someone to notice him, now he has to deal with this crazy fool. Rated MA for sexual scenes, cussing and child abuse

Whoever thought that he, Severus Snape would be the perfect man to raise a child, was sick in the head and needed to be locked up and his brain removed and used for potions as punishment for even thinking of such a stupid thing...Lily thinks otherwise.

He remembers when Loki was first brought home: a wailing, shrieking bundle tucked into his mother's arms. His parents had gazed at the infant with such awe, obviously smitten no matter how loud Loki cried, how much he scratched at the hands that reached for him. Thor disliked his baby brother instantly. (Eventual Thor/Loki)

Giruru and Dokuku growing up and stuff. This is a poor excuse for a story and summary. Will continue if wanted.

Thanks to a prank gone wrong, Loki gets kicked out of a class and must sign up for a new one in order to earn enough credits to graduate. The problem? He may or may not have implied wanting sexual relations with his teacher. Fortunately, it seems as if his feelings might not be so unrequited after all. AU, Thor/Loki with Tony/Steve on the side

AU - In 1862, Kyle's family is forced to move from New York to a tiny mining settlement at the foot of Pike's Peak in Colorado. Kyle is 16 and miserable until he meets Stan, a fellow transplant who has been in town for three years. Their feelings for each other are shadowed by the town's haunted history, and for Kyle the local legends begin to feel more like real nightmares.

A slow-paced but quickly-written piece of work with slightly-interconnected stories of about two thousand words featuring Japan and China, presented in chronological order. Fifty short segments of time; two nation-peoples; one world.

Sequel to 'Of Youkai, Life, and Other Things'. Chaos brings many things: war, heartbreak, unrest. But can love and unity prevail when the rest of the world is being torn to peices by an unseen foe? KisaIta, SasoDei, KakuHida, ZetTobi, SasuNaru, and other.

A huntsman is sent by an embittered queen to find and capture a sorceress who had kidnapped her son. Instead, Thor finds Loki. A crossover with SWATH and Tangled.

The very last person he expected to see there was the boy whose letters lay crumpled in his pocket. A decade's worth of letters. A decade's worth of confiding and secrets. A decade's worth of letters that all signed off the same words; "I know you've missed me. Because I've missed you." AU Franada mentions of past paedophilia. The more things stay the same... Sequel to Missed Me.

AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.

AU: Near is a thirteen year old, out of place socially, anyways in High School, and is made the target for every kind of bullying that bored teenagers can dish out. But now, he is faced with an entirely new problem-he has recently aquired a stalker.

In the world of Hoyle there are many tales, but none as strange as the Kingdom of Spades. Multiple pairings aside from USUK.

Kurt's spent so much time envisioning his perfect wedding that he even knows the shoe shine he's going to use. When it comes to the real thing though, something's missing. Blaine's not there.

Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.

Relationships grow and change, no matter how they start. Kululu/Dororo

When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings

Spain comes to Finland seeking advice. Unfortunately, Finland sucks at giving advice. Fortunately, Sweden doesn't.

Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde

Reupload! Human AU. - "F-filthy liar," he sputtered, writhing under Antonio's steady gaze. "What do you know about angels?" - Warnings for blasphemy and Romano's filthy mouth.

Mihael Keehl, an officer for the Russian military, hardly gave his job a second thought when he ordered out commands for executions; but everything changes when it becomes his lover that is placed upon death row. AU, Mpreg. Based t.A.T.u's "White Robe".

Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!

Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.

The heta useless lia Hotel. Chaos everywhere, welcome abroad!

Kinkmeme deanon. Russia just wants to find out what this mysterious "sex" thing is, but nobody seems to want to tell him. Warnings for discussion of sex, obviously, and some dark humour.

Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.

Kinkmeme de-anon. America and Canada experiment, and America has to call England for help when painful things happen. AmeCan, warnings for non-explicit sex and really embarrassing injuries. Title is also a warning.

Kinkmeme de-anon. Dark humour. Imperial Japan is a very lonely man, but at least Manchukuo loves him. Shame his puppet state "Manchi-kun" is, in fact, a puppet.

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

Lovino is sick of being belittled by his grandfather and has decided to leave. When people assume it's a kidnapping, A young Spanish man sets his sights to finding him.

Welcome to the battlefield! Here we have two teams, one Red and one Blue, but I will warn you, they are a rowdy bunch. Especially the big Russian guy and that crazy American. Inspired by TF2. Future RussAme, FrUk, GerIta, and PruCan.

A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.

Uchiha Itachi was your average weasel demon: He spent day and night studying and never went to parties or had a group of friends or silly things like that. Wait, what do you mean that's not normal! KisaIta, KakuHida, SasoDei, ZetTobi, SasuNaru

Alfred is convinced Arthur has a rainbow over his head that needs to fill his heart with color. But who will shoot it through his veins? Multiple pairings, not just USUK.

Spain is dead, leaving Romano distraught and wishing for there to be a way for him to see his beloved Spaniard alive and healthy...Only to wake up in a strange alternate world... with another Spain seeking his affection.

It's been six years since Kurt Hummel's apparent suicide, and Dave is drowning his sorrow in alcohol and rent boys. But when he finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can't let it go. Kurtofsky, Slash, M.

Fairytales as retold by Mossflower's vermin to their offspring. Rated T because ... well, have you SEEN the really old fairytales? The really old ones, which still have all the blood and gore. These are all based on real fairytales. Read with lights on ..

Yao finds himself face-to-face with the stuffed panda he's spent thirteen years of his life with; the panda standing silently as witness to everything that happened to him. Disbelieving and confused, he indulges to... Falling in love? R&R

On their way back to Keron, one of the passengers can't help but let his thoughts wander back to the place he called home, the people he called family and the choices he had done. Shirara centric. Rated T for no reason. One-shot?

It seems no matter what he does, Lovino is always stuck with Gilbert! Whether it's his teacher's fault or fate is out to get him. How will he deal with this bullying jerk? Rated M for cursing. Prumano

Romano and Gilbert have been in an intimate relationship for quite some time. Nobody has the slighest clue. What can go wrong? Jealousy, distrust and people ready to steal your lover? Surely not, right? Intense Yaoi. -To be edited-.

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!

Six ponies take shelter in a place that is safe, for now, from the disaster occuring outside. Violence

De-anoning from the kinkmeme. Poland found out that Estonia was a virgin, and doesn't exactly stay quiet about it. Hence a whole bunch of nations forming a bet to see who can steal his virginity first. This is not boding well for Estonia.

When Clyde said 'yes' to Token, he didn't expect to have problems. Especially not problems like these. After three years of living together, can anything help? Well all you need is a K-Wizard and a bit of magic...

Canada loses a bet and must serve Russia and America. In his innocence, he misunderstands what they mean by "serve". Kink meme de-anon. AmeCan and RusCan.

For NaNoWriMo. Arthur Kirkland has lived in the world of sex, drugs, and crime for a while now. He needs only a little bit more money to be free from this life. But if things weren't messy enough, a loud blond American had to jump in to the scene. USUK

A soon to be large collection of lemon stories. Send suggestions of any pairing you would like to see. I'll do PokémonxPokemon and PokémonxHuman only. Can do yaoi and yuri. PWP, lemons. See inside for details. STORY ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

I need me to kiss me, to hold me, to want me inside me- but I want to kill me, because I love me... You and me are me, and I'm crazy-So are you, you see, we're both crazy... And I f**king love it. Selfcest, Cannibalism, VERY dark themes. Snapped!Canada!

When the peaceful land of Kon is threatened, only the combined forces of a young forest demon and a young Prince can stop it. Eventual SasuNaru, based on LOZ: Ocarina of Time.

"You look so pretty like this...Dressed in nothing but red..." Eduard only smiles in reply, a sad, deafeted smile as the world around him turns black. Russ/Est. Implicit non-con, blood, and violence.

Francis and Arthur believe that their darling little Matthew is a virgin, and accidentally set off a betting pool to see who can get into Matthew's pants first. Matthew is less than amused. Ensemble, with asexual Canada. USA-Can bros and Canada/Cuba.

France has developed a bad habit of calling and texting Russia at night, not that Ivan minds. He knows though that the other isn't exactly looking for polite conversation, but he's willing to indulge the Frenchman. Russia/France, hinted FrUK and US/UK.

In order to make the Allies' meetings go by more smoothly, America does some digging into England's and China's past. He uncovers some surprises in their relationship along the way...with a little help from France. England/China

Be careful what you say around people who have flashbacks, you might get more than you bargained for. Too bad for Matthew, Gilbert is one of these people and he wasn't always such a "nice" guy. What is a man to do when his lover of 5 years goes postal?

Written for the Glee Angst Meme prompt: "In response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself."

Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.

AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.

Sokka has always had bad luck. He might just be the meat and sarcasm guy but after getting captured, twice, he finds himself becoming the meat, sarcasm, and single father guy. Mpreg. Zuko/Sokka.

An AU story of a typical romance. Yao faces the difficulties of being the family's breadwinner and the consequences of sex before love.

Russia asked, "You know, Yao, I have always wondered when and who exactly you lost your virginity to. Was it with a woman or a man? Were you top or bottom?" Ivan and Yao share the memories of their first love and the pain of reliving them.

AU. Alfred and Matthew Jones, expert runaways and orphans, arrive in Amsterdam to make their fortune. There, they find themselves caught up in the world of cabaret, prostitution, money, and murder, and it may be too late to get out.

The four Hatake children Kisame, Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto have just lost their adoptive parents, Kakashi and Iruka Hatake in a horrible fire in their mansion. Now they have to deal with their new guardians. KisaIta, SasuNaru.

“Come on, am I really that annoying?”“Go look it up.”“What do you mean, “look it up”?”“Like, in a dictionary or something. I’m sure that under “annoying” there’s your picture.” Hero/Gengar fluff, PMD-based. Why am I the only person who loves this?

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.

Ivan had only said it was going to be a diplomatic meeting, nothing more. slight-PWP Germany/Russia

For lack of a better title. Malicious, sadistic, evil. Shurara Corps are discovered by Pekoponjin scientists, interrogation & torture ensues. Short warning at beginning, ending is in consideration.

What happens when one of Keroro's subordinates gets kidnapped by someone from his past? Rated for MAJOR gore. Do NOT read if you get squeamish O o Complete, Uploading gradually.

Ukraine remembers her childhood with Russia and struggles to deal with how things have changed between them.

Oneshot KagegexMekeke. Very explict, none of that simple kiss and "I love you" bullshit. Rated M for a REASON. Don't like, don't read. Lemon, I suppose... KagegexMekeke. Not much else I can say XD

He trembles when he looks into those eyes. Short poem, oneshot. Bradley/Butters.

Some random pairings I decided to write about. On Hiatus until other three fanfictions are done. Please look at my fic "KageMeke" for your horny needs. O O;

It had been exactly five days since I had chained him to me, exactly five days since he had been released from imprisonment as one usually thinks of the word’s meaning. Now he was in a different form of imprisonment, and if I had been//Yaoi

The Joker has a chance encounter with a prostitute.

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.