![]() okay here are a few facts about me. im a girl love-hate relationship to reading (addicted ) I suppose im asexual i love the books of Cory Doctorow i am insomniac i love healthy food i dance hiphop and jazz i ice freestyle i play the violin for 10 years i think its ridiculous to be dependant on social media i dont believe in love (other than Viktuuri ;) ) from Germany but read mainly English stories i write (like never) rewies currently i try to write a book... bc this idea (i won't say anything to this but if one wants to talk about this im not really opposed ) is fucking great im selfcritical to the point of deappreciation trying to learn russian bc like half my relatives speak russian and me so.. ''i understand bullshit' idk... Ask me something... if anyone reads this even... those following lists are NOT in order!!!! favourite fandoms Harry Potter Yuri on ice Koruko no basuke (no idea how to write this) tokyo ghoul attack on titan Death note naruto Sherlock Katekyo Hitman assassination classroom batman marvels avengers favorite characters
somehow all avengers other than thor and loki are assholes... 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed okay if anyone even read this then u have seriously my respect. bye |
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