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![]() Author has written 8 stories for Animorphs, Artemis Fowl, Ranger's Apprentice, Doctor Who, Avengers, Inkheart, and Sherlock. Hi! Apparently you have reached my profile. Well I'm glad someone has bothered to look. Like most people on here I would love to become an author. I'm hoping this site will help me become a more experienced and better writer. See bottom of profile for progress on my stories. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just: One more heart that was stopped. If you are against abortion then copy and paste this on you profile. PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe: Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof. TRUE STORY A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. This is an interesting story. Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student :Yes Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. The students name was Albert Einstein. Post if you trust in God! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this. If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yay! I'm not the only one!) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/spiders, copy this into your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. 95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever tripped over a "watch your step" sign, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. I believe in Jesus. And guess what? I'm proud to say I do. I'm proud to say I trust God and have faith in Him. If you're proud of that, and are willing to stand up for God, post this into your profile My Faith:Jesus The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (As long as writing counts.) My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are tired of stereotypes and bold the ones that apply to you. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is moron cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. X (Don't worry, I fell for it too. ') 1.YOUR REAL NAME: pearlgirl97 (yeah right) 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): perizzle (cause peaizzle sounds stupid) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): bluedolphin 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): girlpearl (that really sounds stupid) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): I'm not even going to bother. 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): greencrangrapejuice 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): lbeaebe 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Willis 9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): *classified* 10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) death strawberry 11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) purple bandana (This isn't as fun when you don't use your real name. :/) Rules For Hogwarts: - If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE! - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda - I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. - The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. - If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it. - It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. - "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. - Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey." - I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs - The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife with PMS - "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!" - "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead." - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret - No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. - Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July... - Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such. - I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group. - Especially not with kazoos. - The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable". - Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden. - There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man". ...Even if I do conjure him up. - Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow. - The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. - Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge. - I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins. - I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?" - I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me." - Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas. - No combination of these is acceptable. - Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny. - Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom. - I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways. - I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever. - If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change. - I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either. - I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating. - I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Hmm... how to do this without going to jail...) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which soap are you referring to?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's only a suggestion. :P) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Isn't that kinda the point?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (So I've been doing it wrong?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (I'm pretty sure they aren't driving yet.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Why am I taking this?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there another dimension no one bothered to tell me about?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (O_o ?) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO! Really?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (No duh.) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (...) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Who was responsible for that one?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD (I LOLed) WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL?? Try it without looking at answers 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…. 5) Add the digits together Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL 1. Einstein 2. Nelson Mandela 5. Bill Gates 6. Gandhi 7. Brad Pitt 8. Hitler 9. peargirl97 *Aww, really?* 10. Barack Obama I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it! PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!! Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9. I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. When in doubt, make words up! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes! An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity... Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't. The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow! If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away. Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much. Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. When there's a will, I want to be in it. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious! Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way. Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum? People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. D* put this R* on your E* page if you A* prefer your M* imagination S* over reality -93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Blue eyed vampwolf, finger craker,MegCabotRules, Brown-eyedCullenGirl,slytherinangel01, Sargerogue, RAHbooks, Tech17, pearlgirl97, My Stories Quite Possibly The End- For the few people that have bothered to read it, no I have not given up on it. It is merely on hiatus. Don't worry, when I get my inspiration back or when I finish UC, I will work on it again. There will probably be a rewrite. Unusual Circumstances- On hiatus, will possibly attempt a rewrite. Do You Want A Lollipop?- I always wanted to do an Artemis/Lollipop fanfiction so I did. :) What Have I Done?- I deleted this because it bothered me. Will's Day Off- I felt bad for Will after all he's been through so I decided to give him one day when nothing bad happened. Happy Birthday Mum- A present for my mom. A Random One-shot- The Wholockian urges finally won over. Not very satisfied with it, oh well. John Sees a Doctor- Another Wholock. Wait, What?- A Loki Mpreg fic. I swear, it is not your typical squicky Mpreg, and would recommend giving it a chance. Well I think that is about it. Thank you for checking out my profile and reading my stories. Love you guys, bye! :) |
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