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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight. It's the Make Me Laugh Anonymous Twific Contest! Hosted by: DH78 & Iambeagle Validators: Heatherl8367 and myheroin1 Blog: MessyMoose Tired of all the gut-wrenching angst and drama that just hurts so good? Need a break from the tearing out of your heart? You've come to the right place, my friends. WE HAVE THE WINNERS! PUBLIC VOTE: First Place: Suit Up by Marvar Second Place: Nirvana Next Door by BoomBoom Jones Third Place: I've Lost my bed, Can I Borrow Yours? by Fiyahh Judge's Vote: First Place: Suit Up by Marvar Second Place: Nirvana Next Door by BoomBoom Jones Third Place: Magically Delicious by cracked fic THANK YOU TO ALL OUR PARTICIPANTS, JUDGES AND VOLUNTEERS! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! |
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Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suit Up by Marvar reviews
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch? My entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. First place in Public vote and the Judges's pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mixed Signals by miairii reviews
As hard as it might get while looking for a woman, it's even harder once you've found one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Magically Delicious! by CrackedFic reviews
Summary: Can marshmallows and raisins mix? What happens when the fireflies stop flying? And just who is the mystical Burger King, anyway? My entry in the Make Me Laugh contest. It took third place in the judges' vote. A/U, BxE, Magic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nirvana Next Door by Boom-Boom Jones reviews
"I am going to make myself known to Bella Swan and rock her sexy little world." Edward Masen is seventeen, restricted to four walls, and hormonally stimulated. What else is there besides Bella Swan, the new star of his nightly dreams? -Entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. AH, Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Lost My Bed, Can I Borrow Yours? by Fiyaaa reviews
"He's hot, spicy Indian take-out, and I'm a bowl of oatmeal. Without any sugar or honey to get rid of that cardboard taste." - 34 year old Bella thinks she's met her very own Jordan Catalano, but will she be able to deal with the age gap, his cheesy pick-up lines and the Monster-In-Law? Somehow managed 3rd Place in the Public Vote for the Make Me Laugh Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
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The Maybe Vampire reviews
A Make Me Laugh Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Glennies reviews
A Make Me Laugh Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mixed Signals reviews
As hard as it might get while looking for a woman, it's even harder once you've found one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nirvana Next Door reviews
"I am going to make myself known to Bella Swan and rock her sexy little world." Edward Masen is seventeen, restricted to four walls, and hormonally stimulated. What else is there besides Bella Swan, the new star of his nightly dreams?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Lost My Bed, Can I Borrow Yours? reviews
He's hot, spicy Indian take-out, and I'm a bowl of oatmeal. Without any sugar or honey to get rid of that cardboard taste. - 34 year old Bella thinks she's met her very own Jordan Catalano, but will she be able to deal with the age gap, his cheesy pick-up lines and the Monster-In-Law?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suit Up reviews
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nanny reviews
"I may be the world's greatest heartthrob, my agent's biggest headache and the least organized man alive, but why would I need a nanny? I'm Edward Cullen and this is the story of how my new PA Isabella took over my life and my underwear."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day I Touched A Real Life Boob reviews
"Do you remember your first make out session? I do. It was so good that in the aftermath I wrote an ode to Bella's breasts. My name is Edward and this is the story of how I touched a real life boob."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Bella, Edward
Revenge is Best Served in the Buff reviews
I have a temper like a flair gun and Alice Brandon is a vengeful, conniving imp. This is what led to the Forks Fiasco of 2013 also known as the day the adults of Forks First Self-Righteous Church were hypnotized and 'liberated' of all their inhibitions. Sexual chaos ensues. I'm sure that Forks will never forget Edwards' and my contribution to the fun and festivities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Marching Into Battle reviews
Edward comes home from work, unknowingly marching into battle against his wife, Bella... using Nerf guns! Who's going to win and what's the reward for being champion?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Magically Delicious! reviews
Can marshmallows and raisins mix? What happens when the fireflies stop flying? And just who is the mystical Burger King, anyway? A/U, BxE, Magic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete