It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language

A spinoff from my other fanfic that begins when Dave and John are in highschool. AU from Dave's perspective. Be prepared.

John Egbert is an angel from Heaven. Dave Strider is your everyday, depressed kid who seems to cause trouble everywhere he goes. When John is sent to Earth in human form as Guardian Angel, what can he do to show Dave that he has a life worth living, which he should live while he still can? M for language, smut, and slight gore. DaveXJohn, No SBURB AU, Humanstuck. Cover art is mine.

My first DirkxJake story. AU. ...rated M for later chapters. :) guy on guy, read at your own risk. Read and review, thank you!

Dirk gives Jake a gift he doesn't want. Non-con, Demonstuck, biting, and other things.

We never know how long we'll have to wait, or how hard things will get along the way, only that we will know it when we get there. My second Dave/John fic! Whoo! This isn't at all related to my other story. Takes place in a non-sburb AU. Dave and John both attend high school in washington, and have been best friends since 6th grade. Dramatic things happen.

Your name is Dirk Strider and you already despise anything and everything about senior year.

Collage. Finally, right? Dave and john, life long pen pals finally get to meet, both deciding to attend the same university on the coast of sunny California. They're adults now, they're friends for real just as they always wanted, but though some things never change, a new emotion for an old friend might be the difference between happiness and a broken heart.

[Dirk/Jake. Reviews/Feedback/Requests are begged for and much appreciated.] Ever since Dirk is no longer attempting to come around, Jake can't help but wish for it all back. He can't just move on when he had a guy like Dirk.

Dirk never believed that a deep friendship could turn into actual love, but life, and Jake, convinced him to think differently. And on top of all these confusing romance matters, a dashing stroke of fate is going to test both their friendship and nerves to the bitter end. What will they do? - Rated M for later chapters.

John comes home tired after a day of work as an assistant teacher, but Dave has a little something planned... Pepsicola, Hammertime, John x Dave. Smutty one-shot.

Your name is John Egbert and there you are again, lugging your best friend into your apartment at 3am. /Drunken Dave smut, NSFW, etc. Request from mystery Dave on MSPARP. Dom!Dave and Sub!John

Sometimes, all of the melodies you love turn into static. Sometimes, all the notes that you yourself created just turn into noise. Non-Sburb AU. JohnDave. Mostly centers on your four favorite people, and kind of (really) angsty. Rating is totally gonna go up.

Being overtaken with music is rather like drowning in all the best ways, even if it was never your intention to get in the water in the first place. Part of the "Our Lives After" Universe. Post-game, established relationship.

Seduction via music. John makes the perfect test subject as long as Dave pays attention. Part three of the "Our Lives After" Universe. Post-game, established relationship.

Music moves you, makes you, dictates you. But he grounds you, stops you, centers you. And that's why you need him more than air, light, or life. Part two of the "Our Lives After" Universe. Post-game, established relationship, non-graphic sex between men.

Watching Dave DJ is probably as close as Heaven on Earth gets. It's nirvana and ascension and most importantly, yours. Part one of the "Our Lives After" Universe. Post-game, established relationship, non-graphic sex between two men.

Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you and your friends have used various shenanigans to beat THE GAME. It has now been TWO YEARS since you returned to earth, and now you are college bound with your best of bros, DAVE STRIDER. But as time goes on, you find that maybe there are still more discoveries to make, now that you have begun to continue the most absurd adventure ever created: LIFE

It didn't have to end like this. Jake becomes Lord English and it GOES DOWN.

Dirk is the Supreme Master (S.M) of a new post apocalyptic world. Unlike the previous leader, his brother, Dave, Dirk was actually trying to make a difference in the awful world it had become over the Strider's reign. But what will happen when Jake English, Dirk's long time crush, is kidnapped by his own soldiers on his Brother's order, and is an apposer to the Supreme Master?

Every breath is an effort because of the way your heart is beating in your throat with the fear that this happy idiot will just keep talking until he very fucking literally passes out. That would be a hell of a way to go, off on some monologue tangent about things that are probably better left unsaid anyway, even if you were in a place where you can't choke on the air itself.

This is a really long and fluffy Hammertime story that is set during game and in a hypothetical end game. It was written during the Aug '12 hiatus so I tried to keep canon up to that point. Dave is in love with his best friend, but will always put his best friend first.

Jake goes to visit Dirk in Texas for a month, only to be bombarded with drama and conflicting emotions. Rated M for future smut, language and drug/alcohol analogies.

MATURE: I started writing this when I realized that there aren't a lot of these stories... a lot are copies on other websites... but anyways, it's done on Valentine's Day, so whatever. c Andrew Hussie's characters. Yay Homestuck! ...SO yeah... SSSMMMMUUUTTTT! LEMON ! Whatever you wan a call it ;D

"Getting me to kiss you like that was some kind of caper, right?" He whispered, inches from your face. You could see dirt on his cheeks and smell the sweat coming up from under his shirt collar. Shit, you could count his fucking eyelashes right now if you wanted, because the adrenaline surge was reaching a new high, what with all that pressure on your throat.

Dirk finds that he cannot be everything that Jake wants; he decides to help him be with someone who can, Jane-the-female-blue-eyed-babe. M for language. Dirk/Jake. Finished.

Dave's discovered he's sick, so he has to stay in the hospital. After a while, someone else has to occupy the other half of the room, some dork with an annoying laugh. Dave begrudges this at first, but then warms up to the new occupant. Very Sadstuck.

for a kinkmeme prompt. Dirk visits Jake's island AU.

Jake has met a lot of new people when he left his island to attend college. That includes his roommate Dirk. Finals are finally over. Smoking warning and NSFW

Collegestuck AU. DirkJake. Based on the headcanon of Jake turning into Lord English even though that was proven wrong with the most recent updates. "What happens when your boyfriend turns into Lord English?" TW: Abuse, violence, non-con, Jake/Lord English, mentions of college life

AU. Jake English had always thought his next door neighbor Dirk Strider to be a rip-roaring and capital, however eccentric, fellow. What happens when feelings emerge for his secretive neighbor? Does he risk losing his best friend forever? DirkJake Rated M

Jane and Roxy pull a prank on Dirk and Jake. Will they learn more about eachother than what the other's body looks like? Multi-chapter. BoyxBoy Smut, don't like don't read. Yeah, this'll be fun! Note: this is my first fic so reviews for improvement are more than welcome!

Short little hammertime drabble. Dave visits John's house for the first time after the game and is not really impressed with what he sees. Movie night!

Part of disabled!stuck. John isn't fond of storms and Dave helps him out. John is more than just a little insecure and so is Dave- but it's okay because they love each other.

After a conversation with Jane about their feelings for one another, Jake now feels confident in his feelings for Dirk and wants to find out how Dirk feels. Is a ride down down the street is all it takes to bring them together in more than one sense?

There were just somethings you did late at night in a desperate attempt to get off that you wouldn't ever want him to know about. DaveJohn angsty smut.

It was like a game of cat and mouse. Dirk made his intentions clear, Jake found it amusing to stay just out of the man's reach. AU.

"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."

Dirk comes to live with Jake on the island and things turn out far more better than he could have ever imagined. Literally.

"This is exactly why teenage boys shouldn't be forced to share a bed, Dave decided." Dave/John slash, fill for the kink meme, oneshot.

John has been in love with Dave for a long time, and truths aren't spoken until Dave comes home with some alcoholic incentive. DaveJohn, PWP, oneshot.

This is a one-shot about Dirk and Jake, playing strip chess, written for my moirail.

Part 3 of the Striderlove series. Bro gets inspiration from Dave and they take a trip together. WARNING: Stridercest, AU, strong language and sexual content.

Sollux is pretty sick, but Karkat has been reading up on how to break a fever.

Karkat loved the way he touched him, the way Gamzee's husky voice in his ear could make him gasp and moan. But there was no way in hell he would admit it to anyone, let alone the troll on top of him.

Sequel to Icing on the Stridercake: Dave and Bro have opened up their feelings to each other, and the next day leaves them a bit sore. They work through the pain together. *Stridercest, AU. Strong language and definite sexual content.

Dave introduces Sollux to the wonders of alcohol, and soon finds out that it has a very different effect on the troll. Fill for the kid/troll alcohol shenanigans prompt. Dave/Sol, PWP, Xeno, Smut

The title says it all. Also, humor because I laughed at it. Warning: Tentabulges, small injuries, very NSFW.

Sollux is trying to get rid of his lisp. Dave, however, has a very non-conventional way of helping. DavexSollux kinkmeme fic.

AU: Dave is an adult now and he works up the courage to let Bro know how he really feels. WARNING: Stridercest, Lemon/yaoi, language. This is smut, though not completely shameless smut.

Bro challenges Dave to a game of chicken, that goes just a bit too far. Rated M for Incest. Bro/Dave.

either everyone will love this or come after me with shitty refrigerated swords meh. either way basicly Bro finds out Dave has some serious kninks and teaches him a few new ones, warnings of breath play, dirty talk extremely smutty smut and smuppets

Collegestuck. That being said,this is mostly smut. One-shot. Rated for sexual themes, and lots of references to alcohol. *No cursing, or insults, no jokes about how bad your hang-over would be, he was just quite.* Romance and Hurt/comfort I guess...

He was falling for the cool kid, but the cool kid didn't want him. There was only so much he could do before he broke down. One Shot.

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

Sollux has some intense nightmares and some confusing feelings about his roommate, Dave. Could Dave be the cure to what ails the gemini?

When he goes back, he doesn't expect things to get as sticky as they do. Way to break it, hero. Written for the KMeme.