There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.

Same Ana, Same Christian...Same Red Room... A what if story... What if life took them both in a different direction, and Kate never got the flu... What if fate had a different path in mind...

A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened, he struggles to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas. A sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?

Post Inheritance So there's spoilers . What happens when Eragon doesn't leave, but rather finds a new place to train the Dragon Riders. Will his relationship with Arya blossom? Will there be new evil lurking in the dark? EragonxArya

Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH

AU: Lily takes life and death in her own hands and goes to the one person she had always trusted, Severus Snape. Now, after her death, he is left to keep his promise and to raise a child on his own. NOTE: nothing in this story is cannon.

Part 3 of Days Of A Flower: The children are now attending Hogwarts, they bring with them the usual chaos, much to Severus's mixture of exasperation and delight. While at school, the children discover more behind their Headmaster that could shed some light on the creature that attacked Harry all those years ago. PLEASE READ AUTHOR NOTES.

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

Summer after 4th year Harry learns that James isn't exactly is father and Lily isn't his mother. Will his newly discovered family be able to help him recover from his violent, abusive childhood? Will he be able to trust again enough to find love? Slash, abuse, rape, underage, mpreg, cutting,

Snape survives the war, only to realize he has nothing to live for. Musing what he might have done differently, he is interrupted by Dumbledore who is doing some 'housekeeping'. A duel ensues, to save his life he breaks one of the greatest rules of magic.

Luna has some unique gifts that connect her to The Saints. They end up helping her after she is attacked and they realise their souls are connected. Murphy/OC/Connor. No twincest.

Harry has a vision of Sirius being tortured and begs Dobby to take him to Sirius. As they Apparate out of the 5th Year Gryffindor Dormitory he faints. Shocking things come to light about the Saviour. Involves Good Malfoys, Sirius and Severus. Revised version. Contains drarry/snupin slash mpreg and implied fpreg [yuri preg not het] 2nd story in the Starcrossed or not series

Pure unadulterated Shield smut in an elevator, then a hotel room. Where will it lead on a wild weekend in Vegas? A lucky OC gets noticed by the Hounds of Justice. I only own my OC and this is a work of total fiction. Warning Mature Adult themes and language. Dean Ambrose/Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins/OC fun and games. Adults only.

Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?

Harry James Potter-Malfoy is about to celebrate his eleventh birthday, and through his bedroom window he gets his Hogwarts letter. Which house will he end up in? Sequel to Harsh Reality.

Major AU. What if Sookie had been a little smarter and luckier when she first met Vampire Bill? An alternate True Blood from the beginning. Main focus on Sookie/Eric. Just as much blood and sex as the real show, with a bit of twisted humor thrown in.

As long as he protected her from that abusive bastard, she'd do whatever the dead man wanted. To her that seemed like a fair trade. Betelgeuse/Lydia

Harry has gone insane. He has killed his relatives, and ran away. What happens when Voldemort aka Tom Riddle finds him? Can Tom help Harry? Will they truly love each other? TMR/HP LV/HP LM/SS SB/RL Dark!Harry Insane!Harry

Ana returns from drinking with Ethan to find Christian waiting for her with a confession about his time with Leila. Will Ana forgive him? Or will she decide to move on? Please review and share your ideas. Do follow so I'll know if I should continue! Thank you.

Part 1: What if Christian never contacted Ana after their break up at the end of book one? Three months have passed since then, but today they are going to meet again... and it is not like Ana expected it to be... Part 2: Just when everything seemed to be perfect for Ana and Christian their life is taking a turn neither of them ever saw coming...

"Good evening, Arthur." The patronus said, in Professor Dumbledore's voice. "I would greatly appreciate it if you and Molly were to meet me downstairs - I will be arriving shortly with someone I'd like you both meet." It was a little over twenty minutes later that the Weasley parents were introduced to a tiny five year old named Harry Potter.

Prince Jaehaerys Targaryen is born in 276 AC and King Aerys rejoices as another son is born crying and alive. Harry Potter is born again. Some things change and some other events... don't change. Harry/Khal Drogo. Mpreg.

When Harry finds an empty book in a hedge, he has no idea what he's picked up. Tom was always there for Harry, who blossoms into a beautiful young man. But what are Tom's true intentions? Eventual Yaoi, TRxHP Slytherin!Harry

Joanna Lannister births a baby girl three years before Jaime and Cersei. Little Taliya Lannister has parents who love her and a secret and magic that could change Westeros forever. FemHarry/Rhaegar Targaryen

8 year old Harry is found dying by the Volturi. Taking a chance, Aro decides to turn him and raise him with the help of his brothers. Will Harry turn out to be like all the other immortal children, or will he turn out to be something more? I do not have a pairing for this fic yet, but it will be slash. Mentions abuse and possible non-con.

Harry wishes someone knew about the abuse that rules his life. Unexpectedly, Snape gives him the answer with a potion that spoke out for him. Questions are answered, and Harry finds himself in the Dark Lord's possession. Oh well. Sevitus; Soulmate LVHP or TRHP Incomplete. RAPE WARNING!

Set about 5 and a half years after the film with a 21-year-old Lydia. What will happen when she returns to her childhood home to find the ghost with the most waiting for her so he can make another deal, this time in blood. This will become an M story. Edit: I will be going through and revising my story chapter by chapter to revamp them. Please read the updates.

After everyone he knew abandoned him when his name came out of the Goblet, Harry goes to the Chamber of Secrets in an attempt to be alone and away from the incessant gazes and whispers. There, he stumbles across three strange looking red and white balls. What are they?

The infamous book, "What to Expect When Expecting", does not contain any chapters on becoming pregnant with the literal child of Satan. Nor what to do. Together, Lucifer and Chloe learn the ropes of pregnancy and the joys, stress, excitement, and fears on impending parenthood.

When Albion turned it's back on her, she turned on them. Catching Reaver's attention was NOT part of her plan. Evil!Sparrow

Dudley demands to go to a fair, it so happens to be in Cokeworth, where Petunia grew up and during the summer...where everyone's favourite hermit called Severus Snape lives. The Vow comes into play and needless to say it has consenquences but who for? Dumbledore? Harry? Severus? Voldemort? well all we can do is wait and see...and hope for the best. Severus rescues Harry story.

Harry's ready to leave his relatives and go back to Hogwarts for his second year. But secrets about the Dursley's treatment of Harry will leak out, the only question is who will take the young wizard in. And with all that poor Harry still has all the adventure of the second year. *Contains spanking and abuse of preteens/teens

Very short one-shot. In the end, Octavia knew she was always going to choose her. Over the Skaikru. Over the Trikru. Over the Commander. Over her own brother. Octavia would always choose Clarke. Clarktavia Clexa. Warnings for violence and slight dubious consent if you stare closely. Dark romance.

Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M

"What do you two see in me that makes you want to try and fix me?" A new life in Boston meant giving up everything she had back home. That never meant that she had to give up her defenses at the same time. Rated M for language and (future) adult situations.

The Muggles discovered them. No magical being was safe. The End had come, leaving no one but him alive. After the war ended, he realised that Voldemort was right. The Muggles needed to die, in order for Magic to live on and the world to be at peace. As Death's Master, he went back in time to save Magic, change history and never make the same mistakes again. SLASH!

A year after Lydia graduates high school, Beetlejuice shows back up in Winter River with a legal contract from the Netherworld. Lydia has a month to comply. Oh yeah...and saying his name three times doesn't work anymore.

While Jason struggles to keep Sookie from being taken by Social Services, a certain Viking recognizes the honorable bond between brother and sister. Can two against the world make room for a few sets of fangs? AU/MultiPOV/OoC/HEA Still vamps and telepathy, but that's pretty much where the parallels end. Eric/Sookie; Godric/OC; "Pam/Jason".

The Shield brothers are debating and arguing about a weekend family road trip.

Basically a few moments with Lucifer taking care of Trixie (or is it the other way around? Who is babysitting who, here?) The Double Decker Drable Fest!

Lucifer and Chloe name their newborn daughter with a little help from Trixie. This is a direct sequel to Family Mangrove, though I believe that it also stands on its own.

After an incident in Diagon Alley Mr. Malfoy got guardianship of Harry Potter. The first days don't go well. Will Harry find a family where he is welcomed? Warning: CP in the first chapters. (No slash!) If you don't like it, don't read it.

WWE, spanking, age-play. It's all made up and it's all just for fun. I DO NOT OWN WWE IN ANY WAY. The SHIELD, Seth, Dean, Roman, John Cena, Hunter, Stephanie, Brad Maddox, Enzo, Big Cass, Sami Z, Big Show, ETC. In short: WWE is an unconventional family made up of "parents," "Uncles," and "siblings."

Clint's husband is back from his mission to take on the role of the Avenger's Handler. Being the savior of the Wizarding World and a top Shield agent this should be easy...

This is the story of a boy who was expected to save the world and his life after he was adopted by none other than Severus Snape, feared Bat of the Dungeons. Sequel to "Glimpses" - Harry adapts to school and his new father. NO SLASH.

Chloe needs a babysitter. Lucifer (unwillingly) helps her out. Deckstar

In some vaguely defined future where Chloe and Lucifer are (finally) together and Chloe knows, Lucifer gets Trixie an unusual puppy.

Just the word mate made Ava shutter with fear, and not one to listen to authority, having a mate is the least of her priority's. So when The Shield begins to pursue her as their mate, she runs as far as she can, but with three alpha's on her heels, she can't get far. Will they be able to convince her they belong together? Or will Ava push them too far and lose everything? MMMF

"How is it my fault?" Lucifer protested. "I don't even know your science teacher!" Trixie took a folder out of her backpack and put it on the table with a thump, then opened the folder to take out a paper. Thrusting the paper at Lucifer, she accused, "You married my mom!" (What happens when you think too hard about what could have happened.)

With Harry, Draco and Dora in comas it's up to Lucius, Remus, Severus and Harry's ancestor Sirius to put the Wizarding World on a path to a world they would be safe in. Without Draco to hold Slytherin together, will it destabilize the tentative unity that Hogwarts hasn't achieved in over 100 years? CreatureFic Sub!Harry MPREG UNBETAED.

Harry Potter experiences betrayal of the worst sort. The Ministry of Magic drugs him then hands him over to a muggle terrorist organization and bids him goodbye. Harry Potter/Tony Stark/Loki.

Odin levies an unusual punishment on Loki when he is returned to Asgard after his defeat on Midgard. When Harry Potter opens his door one morning to find a baby abandoned on his doorstep, he is reminded forcefully of his own childhood. He swears this child will grow up knowing he is loved and wanted.

When Chloe is 25 and a rookie cop she gets shot in the line of duty. She somehow ends up in hell and meets a very handsome devil. AU. Part 1 of the Morningstar Twins series.

AU: What if there was more to the Evans line than thought? What if Harry grew up with some Other relations....?

Begins a few months after Season 4. In the aftermath of Sookie's near rape, Eric and Sookie try to forge a relationship. But will Eric be able to get through the PTSD plaguing Sookie and will Sookie be able to trust again?

Lucifer Morningstar is convinced that he's seen it all. From being the Devil himself and the partner of LAPD's best detective, nothing should come as a shock. That was, until Chloe not only learns that she's pregnant, but is carrying multiples. Life is turned upside down as our favorite duo is faced with their biggest challenge yet. Quadruplets.

Going to a WWE event, meeting the Shield, being drugged, kidnapped, waking up in an abandoned warehouse - and the hounds are ready to play a game and hunt her down. Five minutes, one key, one door to freedom. Make it outside and she's free to go. At least that's what they say. Their rules, their game. Better play, better run, better outsmart them.

Book 3 of my Son of the Dark Lord Series. Harry's in his third year, and things are really changing now. Rated T just in case.

Harry was hated by his parents and his elder twin, the Boy-Who-Lived, for being a Squib. They were wrong. Lily and James thought that they were making life hell for Harry by selling him to the Dothraki, instead Harry finds love and family. Slash! I have warned you!

One of my takes on how the season 6 finale should play out. Sookie is able to feel Eric dying. Will Niall's help she is able to go to him and watch him die, but is that really the end of the great Eric Northman? I don't think so.

(co-written with wharfcoyote) Ask the Shield, and other selected wrestlers, questions. Anything. From their favorite foods, to why Dean acts crazy, or what Hunter and Randy really think of each other. Please note that any questions for Brock Lesner will be answered by his Advocate, Paul Heyman; and questions to Barrett will likely result in Bad News.

Kaylea doesn't care that she's just one woman and The Shield is three men. She exposes them to everyone for lying and challenges them. Everyone knows she's crazy but just how crazy she really is, The Shield is about to find out. She doesn't back down, she doesn't get scared, and she just loves feeling pain. Chained up, beaten, abused... and still laughing.

*on likely permanent hiatus* A complete rewrite of how I think the story should have gone from after the vampires died for the day leaving Sookie babysitting Russell (after Eric's betrayal). M for language (so far). Non-canon/Slightly-Muchly OOC *There WILL be an E/S HEA...eventually*ANTI-BILL*

Being rewritten for a better story overall with more plot and much more Pokemon

(Thanks, StillWatersAreDeep, for the title change.) After a potions accident, the submissive 5th through 7th years find themselves pregnant. Once they know who 'fathered' the babies, Dumbledore states that they have to be resorted and move in with their partners. What happens when the Ministry finds out? Drarry, Dumble/Ginny bashing! Complete! Sorry about how I ended the story...

instead of going to Clints house in the country the avengers go to the home of Clint and Natasha Younger brother. warning yaoi

In Dallas, Godric doesn't make it to Sookie in time to save her from Gabe & she's dying when he arrives. Sookie convinces Godric not to meet the sun & he decides to turn her. When she rises, they discover Sookie has some extra gifts. Godric decides they need to move closer to his progeny, Eric, for her protection. A Vamp. Sookie Story. Not for Bill fans. Mainly Season 3 plot. [SxE]

Summary: When Wizarding Britain is forced to raise their population or face the collapse of their people what is the Ministry to do? How about institute a marriage law? Sorry, I suck at summaries

Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. AU Third Book. No Pairings. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.

Draco was being measured for his Hogwarts robes when a small raven haired boy entered the robe shop. Why did he look so sad and how come Draco was feeling so protective? As the truth comes out, lives will be changed. Severus adopts Harry story. Good Malfoys, Veela Malfoys. Future Harry/Draco.

What if Narcissa Malfoy was the mother that had helped Harry Potter at King's Cross Station on September 1st instead of Molly Weasley? After all, the Malfoys are apt to latch onto anything remotely useful to them and use it. And if she wants another son, then who is anyone to deny her that? After all, how much could that possibly change?

Where Harry is a Pokemon Breeder and many fluffy, cute, and hilarious Baby Pokemon Shenanigans are bound to happen. Prompts welcome!

When Harry was just about to turn seven, Mrs. Figg broke her leg, requiring Minerva McGonagall to arrange another family to move into Little Whinging to watch him. The daughter of the late Lord of Cackle Manor is coming home with her family, and Privet Drive will never be the same.

*on likely permanent hiatus* A multi-chapter TB finale rewrite starting the night of the Thanksgiving gathering in Sookie's yard. Things aren't as fine and dandy as the fuck-ups at TB wanted to brainwash us into thinking they are. Naturally AU, OOC, OC, and whatever other abbreviations you want to use. An E/S HEA is the mission.

WARNING ALOT OF CURSING. Follows the main story Finished K M

When Dark Secrets come to Light, Harry is forced to re-examine everything he thought previously and learns that blood does matter. Warning for Dumbledore, Molly. Ginny, Hermione and Ron bashing . Warnings: Slash, extreme AU and OCCness Features sick!Harry in the beginning!

Meg's just trying to get by. She's the first in her family to go to college and is determined not to disappoint them. She takes a summer job at Doc McGinty's bar - and it isn't long before the MacManus brothers ingratiate themselves into her life. Falling in love might just put her life in danger as the Saints take on Boston. {Cross-listed on AOT3}

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Hazel is being put together with The Shield but what happens down the line when she finds out all three of them want her and that they are ready to play cruel games to get their way?

Lucifer must set out on the most trying test of his immortal life, fatherhood, but that's only if he can survive a pregnant human. Takes place after 1x04.

Part 2 of The Days of A Flower: So, Severus survived the first year as a parent, the rest should be a walk in the park...right?

Harry, his elder sister, his friends and his yearmates grew up with the reality of abuse. Some of them like Harry, Dudley and Sally were rescued from abusive situations; Harry & Sally from the Orphanage from hell & Dudley from his magic-phobic birth parents. Together these children grow up all the stronger for the bonds they share. Future slash/femslash & mpreg/fpreg.

A collection of one shots as Lucifer and Chloe settle into the domestic life together. Some funny, some dramatic. Maybe even a little naughty. Will follow all the way up to the birth of their son. Mostly just a bit of fun.

This is an AU where Sookie can tell that Bill is bad right from the beginning and she goes to the local vampire sheriff for help. Can he help her or get her into even more trouble?

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

{ Lydia is now 24 and been working as an art teacher for the last year. She had gotten herself a friend, but because of that friend she has to leave new York and the only place she can think of going is Winter River. Back to Adam and Barbara and him... what will happen when she takes up her old room and the memories of nearly 10 years ago are dragged back up. }

A different second year. Harry Potter finds out he has another aunt. Natasha Romanoff is Lily and Petunia's half sister! So Harry sends her a letter, wishing to meet her, and to finally get to leave the Dursley's. He can only wish.

What happens when Ana trips into Christian's office and he meets someone with haphephobia, bringing out his compassionate and protective instincts. The characters belong to E L James, I'm just borrowing them.

A potions master brews a potion that gives wizards a permanent womb and doses three bent wizards without their consent. He chooses each; a pureblood, a Halfblood and a Muggleborn to test the potion. Dead Voldy. MPREG. Reposted up to ch 21

Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.

A certain snaky dark lord, who doesn't look so snaky anymore, becomes Harry's new next-door neighbor...Hp/TR(LV) SLASH!

AU/OOC.James leaves Harry's mother for lily and he is raised away from his dad.when his mother dies,james wants custody,but does he love his son, or want to stick it to his former in laws?Harry is related to Severus and Malfoys. warn slash,mpre,

One night with Dean Ambrose... or they thought. It was an addiction, they were each other drugs, and he had to tame her. This is yet another story that will be a mutlichapter; it won't leave my head.

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

What happens if Harry had a living father, and perhaps this father was Tony Stark? Read to find out the twists and turns of the HP universe and Avengers/Iron Man universe if these two could form a family unit.

Sirius takes Harry when Harry's brother Jamie is claimed the boy who lived. He takes Harry to his cousin The Black Widow where Harry becomes Nikita Nikolai Romanov and is trained by Super Heroes and SHIELD until he receives his letter. Watch out Hogwarts! Bad! Dumbly/Weasley's and Potters! GOD LIKE HARRY! Underage taking care of self. SLASH LATER MUCH LATER!

Harry Potter is abused by his uncle and cousin. What happens when he gets the Hogwarts letter and hides it before his uncle and cousin can see it? What happens when there is more than one letter attached. He now has a father and... a creature inheritance? Severitus, Harry/Draco/?. Submissive Harry. Mentions of child abuse and neglect. Ron, Hermione, Ginny Bashing. Powerful Harry

Godric saves Sookie From Gabe and finds in her what he has been missing to make him whole. Eric also has found the same within Sookie and has been working to make her see. This is a Godric/Sookie/Eric story. Also not friendly to poor Bill.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Hermione has several problems with her father-in-law using her laptop.

Snape is forced by Dumbledore to go pick up Harry from his aunt's house. What he finds destroys what he thought of Harry and his life style. Harry is not what others think, and he shall rise from the ashes and become a true hero. Smart powerful gray Harry. Good Darkside. Bad Lightside. Yaoi (boyxboy). Multi-Harry More warnings inside. Don't like, Don't read.

No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!

AS is Gail's niece & Gail works for il is with Taylor & together they'll protect AS from is too stubborn and befriends SM comes as a shock to puts a stop but CG pursues her.T&G will protect her but we know CG gets what he wants.How will he get AS with Taylor as a concrete wall?Will AS change her mind about CG?All credits to EL James.I only own the story line.

What if Severus took custody of Harry Potter within a month after he was dumped on the Dursley's doorstep by Dumbledore? Dumbledore, James and Sirius bashing. Please read and review. This story is AU and NOT canon-compliant. Image courtesy of Adahy 04.

The Potters had triplets, but kept one & gave up the other two. Adopted by the Lestranges, the children grow up to be neutral so as not to choose sides. They attend Hogwarts at 13, but when they find out their brother's life is in danger they decide to step up to help him escape the meddlesome headmaster's clutches & his domineering parents. Warnings inside HPxDG, DMxOC. JJxGW

What if the roles were reverse? Anastasia Steele is CEO of Steel Grand Productions. After a devastating series of events left her reluctant to open her heart again; she's content with her life beginning and end with her job. Until she meets Christian Grey, an actor auditioning for the upcoming book turned to movie her studio is promoting. A man whose grey eyes captivate her.

8-year-old Hermione Granger, living near Harry Potter, notices that his relatives don't treat him well and with her parents' help finds a more adequate home for him - on Goblin Island. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry, pairing HP/HG.

Seth turns into kid. If your editor give me shout out please I need one!

When Harry becomes the first submissive Vykélari in over two centuries, Lucius wants his power bound to the Malfoy name by all means necessary. Now he only has to persuade Draco and his fiancé to kidnap and mate with him - no hardship with their instincts and Slytherin ambition. The only problem: the submissive is not quite so submissive at all. Creature!Fic. Sub!Harry. HP/DM/BZ

At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.

Best friends Sookie and Tara do something they never would have ordinarily done, in going to vampire bar Fangtasia. But what happens when Sookie is mistaken for a fangbanger by none other than vampire Eric Northman himself and meanwhile captures the grumpy and troubled vampires interest? Mostly silliness, craziness and fun, with some sweet moments. Smutty/Humour.

What surprises come to the Malfoys during a dark and stormy night.

Harry cant take being abused and used anymore so he runs away into the arms of the dark lord...Maybe future mPreg Dumbles bashing

What if Ana realized that what Christian needed wasn't submission? What if she saw that all he truly needed was someone who believed in him enough to challenge him? In which Ana shows Christian that he is capable of being a shade brighter without losing himself.

This is a story about a man and a fork and the beautiful love they share for each other. Or how Dean's odd attachment for a fork from his indie days as Jon Moxley nearly causes Seth to loose it and the Shield to be kicked out of an airport while Roman feels like he needs a raise. Cracky fun

During True Blood S2E8. AU/OOC/OC. Lorena pays Bill back for choosing a human over her and hitting her head with a flat screen TV. After the death of Godric, Sookie finds Eric depressed and ready to give up on life. What happens when she comes up with a solution to save the Viking from the same fate?

Dean has a bad habit of picking up strays. He can't help it when they're this adorable. Some Shield fluff with kittens. What more could you possibly want from a fic?

After Seth is kicked out of The Authority he receives help from two people he never thought would trust him ever again.

Another Lucius veela story but I hope this is different. Harry discovers in an unusual way that Lucius is a veela and he is his mate. He has to decide what type of relationship he wants with Lucius while coping with his own veela protective urges.

Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED

Seth should really know better by now that Dean is one odd duck, and at times, it's best to let him be. The fic in which, Dean talks to a trashcan, Seth hates sweet pickles, and Roman is along for the ride. Shield oneshot

Anastasia is losing all hope in her life as she loses everyone she cares about. Until she meets the infamous christian grey who sweeps her off her feet, and gives her something to live for again. Little does she know that she is doing the same for him.

4 year old Harry ran away when he realized the Dursleys would never love him. Hermione ran away when she began getting bullied, believing her parents to deserve better. Ron ran away when his mum favored his sister. Can a train ride bring them together? The Wizarding World is in for a shock... meet the Dark Gold Trio, my friends. FULL SUMMERY INSIDE. Rewritten version.

Harry's painstakingly rebuilt world is destroyed again; then he meets Clint Barton, the sharp eyed archer from the renowned Avengers team. Left broken and pregnant, can he be put back together again? Does he even want to be fixed after everything he's been subjected to or will his love for his baby and the support of the Avengers pull him through the very lowest point of his life?

Season 4 Episode 2ish- What if Sookie had actually listened to what Eric was saying to her when he said he wanted 'everything? It begins in canon and then goes OOC and takes you on a mind blowing ride that is out of this world! Hope you enjoy.

"You could be great, you know, and Slytherin would help you on your way to greatness..." What if Harry had not objected to the Sorting Hat's offer to put him in Slytherin? Would he have been better off? Slytherin!Harry, powerful!Harry - oh, and since someone asked, it's not slash, and it's not going to be, either. It may end up being H/Hr or H/G - I haven't decided yet.

For all his apparent forgiveness of Ron for abandoning him, he's incapable of forgetting. The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to grow up and changed the way he looked at things as well as what he focused on. Complete AU from the day of the Third Task.

It's been six months since Lily Potter and her husband James died. Six months since two children were left parentless. Severus Snape is mouring. Mourning for his lost love. For his lost friend. For Lily. But Albus has some intersesting news. News of the children. Shocking news that will change him forever. Can he accept that his friend lied to him about something this big? Rated T

Sookie managed to convince Godric suicide wasn't the answer, but what if there was more to her heritage than either Eric or Godric were aware of? Sookie/Eric/Godric

The war is over. Voldemort is dead and the ministry passes a marriage law. Many people are unhappy about it but mostly the pure-bloods. Harry, Draco and the gang are in Hogwarts for their last year of schooling. *Note to all readers inside!*

To Sookie's dismay, a mysterious figure she doesn't know wants her to be his wife. There is so much to this stranger Eric, than is seen to the eye. When Sookie discovers what dark secrets he is hiding, dating back to her childhood, as well the dangers about the world they live in, will she be able to fully let him in and learn to love him? AU. A darker Eric. Eventual E/S.

A story of how Harry Potter is taken at Godric's Hollow and raised as the much needed heir of the Black family. AU, Slytherin Harry

Sookie is a telepathic teenager in Maine, living with her grandparents and uncle. While at summer camp, she meets the love of her young life. Watch them navigate through distance, love, and semi fame. OOC. AH/AU. Many characters against type. S/E, P/SM, G/F. Eric and Alcide are twins!

Harry is a very sick young boy, and Arabella Figg is one desperate woman. With Dumbledore ignoring her, she has no choice but to take drastic measures to ensure the child's survival. So she goes to the one person who might have a hope in hell of helping her. Severus Snape. Even she couldn't foresee the consequences of his help. TMR/LM eventual TMR/LM/HP when he's older. ON HOLD!

Remus moves to Bon Temps with his seriously injured adopted son in order to keep him safe. Slash, mention of abuse... Harry/Godric

Tony should have called his brother back, but hey he was tired okay? Pre-slash for Harry/Hawkeye.

In this story both ana and christian have a horrible past sharing the same brutal begining in life. See what happens when the two grow up living next door to each other and how both of they try to over come the tarumatic past to try and live a normal life.

What if Sookie was suspicious of Bill in Dallas? Meeting Lorena certainly wouldn't help. Luckily Godric and Eric are there to help Sookie as she leaves Bill and figures out what she needs. If Sookie can save Godric from himself that is. Season 2 rewrite! Bill bashing. Dont like dont read. Lemonade. OOC Sookie/Eric/Godric.

Ana's POV. Ana's pregnancy with Theodore never happened, More Drama unfolds involving Christian and Ana. This story comes to me as I write, I haven't got anything planned! It's been fun and constantly inspiring to write, I keep getting new idea's all day! Follow if you want to :)

Harry had no idea how it was possible, however it didn't really matter. What mattered was that they were there and he would do anything to protected them. Even if that meant siding with Voldemort. Even so, he was sure that he had been suffering from temporary insanity, how else could he explain how they came to be? Yes, temporary insanity was the only possible answer.

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

Ever wonder what it'd be like to be trapped in an elevator with The Shield? Well I have. Dean is having a blast torturing Seth who is deathly afraid of elevators, Rollins is clinging to the elevator railing for dear life, and Roman is left to play peacekeeper until help arrives. Will they make it out in one piece or will Dean's crazy antics only make things worse? Fluffy oneshot.

He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash

Voldemort, taking a page out of Dumbledore's big book of manipulation, has hatched a plan in ensuring his ultimate victory of the wizarding world. And it all begins with the robbing of a cradle and the creation of a second Malfoy heir, Harrison Malfoy. Dark!Harry,Wrong!BWL,Twin!fic Sane!Bellatrix Draco/Harry!Brotherfic Haphne, DMOC, OCGW, RHr

Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.

The Baudelaire children lose their parents only to find themselves in the care of not one but three guardians. An AU based on both the books and movie where Olaf is a good guy and teams up with Uncle Monty and Aunt Josephine to raise Violet, Klaus and Sunny. Rated M for language and sexual content in later chapters.

The last thing Lucius Malfoy expected when he walked into Harry Potter's muggle neighborhood, was to become the guardian of one Harry J Potter. AU. Set Winter Break 1st year. Not Slash! Malfoy's adopt Harry. Contains the disciplinary spanking of minors. You have been warned.

If Lily had another sister, Celosia, with the same eyes and a completely different personality, would Severus still love Lily, or fall in love with the other Evans? Snape/OC and Harry/Snape Family later on.

Hunter never thought Stephanie would take the Shield's side over his! Its the eve of Payback and Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins -the Shield - have all been turned into toddlers! It's up to Triple H and Stephanie to look after them - that is, if he doesn't kill them first! (Pre- Payback 2014)

Harry wakes one morning, he discovers a badly injured Snape in his living room, & tries to hide him. But Petunia discovers them & reveals a secret she has kept for 13 years-one that will change the course of Harry's life forever, and Severus' too. AU, pre-GOF.

Lily's dead. Harry's missing. Severus' Magical bond to Harry as a godfather is screaming at him to protect him. How does Severus mourn Lily and follow her wishes when everything is against him? Good Malfoys, Good Snape. Mpreg.

A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.

20 years ago, Warlow decides to talk to Adele about the marriage contract instead of Sookie's parents. When Adele refuses to his ideas, she tells him to leave. But Warlow disappears with a promise to come back for Sookie. Adele now puts it upon herself to find the truth to save her granddaughter. Her problems are solved when she meets a vampire named Eric Northman. E/S

Markus Flint sets into motion a betrothal contract between his line and Harry's. He never expected the Gryff to be a snake in lions clothes. Will be SLASH and may be m-preg. ps. this is a side project while working on other stories and has been in the works for nearly a year. Its better than it sounds but you will have to read and discover that for yourself.

Harry has been hiding something ever since the end of his 5th year. What that something turns out to be is going to rock the wizarding world and a few members of the Order to their knees. You didn't think the Death Eaters were the only marked supporters of Voldemort, did you? SLASH, MPREG, mild character bashing, Sirius alive. MAJOR AU. Rabastan/Harry. COMPLETE! 10/23

With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Christian needs a nanny for his daughter, Ana applies for the job. She falls in love with Gracie, but doesn't get a long with Christian. He seems to be trying to control her, but will his control issues break her. They do not get along at all, but will they learn they have more in common than what they thought. Can they overcome their issues for Gracie or will it destroy them.

Harry Potter, on his way home with his report from school, finds a shiny golden ring. See how one decision threatens to destroy Dumbledore's carefully laid plans.

Bill has declared that it is his time to die-and that he wants Sookie to do the deed!

Pepper has left Tony and none of the Avengers are allowed into Tony's Workshop. Tony just needs his brother. And does Clint find someone attractive? pre-slash.

Anastasia Steele has lost her faith in love years ago. After meeting the brother of her roommates new boyfriend, she wants nothing do with him. Christian Grey is rude and has obviously problems with seeing more in a woman than his own pleasure, but this changes when he meets Anastasia. Can they start to heal from their troubled pasts together? Read and find out. AU/OOC/NO CHEATING

What if Sookie met her fairy Grandpa as an eight year old, and Eric was appointed as her protector and her mentor in learning how to defend herself? What happens if she is trained for battle and survival when certain enemies hit Bon Temps? Eric/Sookie, early friendship. AU. OOC likely.

Harry gets beaten and left for Dead by his own relatives. Bella comes to rescue him along with Dobby then Hermione comes to his aid. Then a meeting with the goblins and the fun really begins. This is H/Hr/Bell/OC - Harry Multiple!

He had never expected this to happen. In actual fact, he didn't know what was going to happen, but this had never crossed his mind. But fate did so like to play with her favourite person! When Sirius died, Harry went of the rails, he got himself involved with with the enemy and now he has to face the consequences. But maybe, in the end, it's not as bad as it seems!MPREG TMR/HP

CG meets AS at a charity event. CG wanted AS 2 b his sub but AS has applied 4 intern at GEH.AS joins GEH as CG asst. secretary.Things go out of hand and AS goes to Georgia.She meets David.Will CG manage to woo AS or AS will get fed up with CG's baggage.Credits to EL James.I only own the story line.

Sequel to Amnesia. "I have slept with thousands in my years here in this world. Thousands," Eric repeats not exactly making me feel better. "But only you have made me feel. With you it was best. Only with you has it felt so right, so perfect." He hesitates before looking up and meeting my gaze. "I am hoping you will help me find out why."

Harry and Remus are kidnapped by Tom and the Death Eaters. What will happened to them there? Will they want to leave or stay? Maybe SLASH, I don't know.

A very AU Severus/Harry mentor fic with Lucius as a friend as well. Petunia dies and the Dursley's flee Privet Drive along with Harry. They end up hiding in an unexpected place when the Hogwarts letter arrives.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

After Voldemort died not only did he make Harry a Horcrux, but also claimed him as his soul mate. This is the story of a Harry, Hathor, who kills his family, is found and raised by the Addams. Warning Cross dressing, murder... Fun. LV/HP/FW/GW SS/? ;3

Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.

We at St. Mungo's are pleased to inform you that your little Fabian has been found. During the summer before his second year, Harry is sent to St. Mungo's where they find that he isn't who he thought he was. He is actually little Fabian Malfoy. Rating subject to change. If you chose to read thanks. Point out what I need to fix our describe more please. Read and Review.

Lucius's mother tells him he has a squib sister that leads him to an abused Harry. Draco and Harry become close brothers. Slight Dumbledore bashing no slash!

The few weeks following the battle of New York, and as the Avengers come back together, they notice something amiss with their archer. They all notice the dark shadows under Clint's eyes, the pacing throughout the tower, the occasional nightmares even when he naps. Finally, Natasha calls in an old friend. Harry Potter/Clint Barton

When Dumbledore sells Harry in marriage to Khal Drogo, Khal of the largest Khalasar of the Dothraki, Harry thinks that he is going to be left with little to look forward to. Instead he finds the chance of a home, friends, family and love. As he finds himself Khaleesi to Drogo's Khal the agreement made between Drogo and Dumbledore for Harry's hand in marriage over their heads.

Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).

After a near death blow by the Dursley's on his fifth birthday Harry is offered the deal of a lifetime. Any wish he wants granted on his eighteenth birthday. In exchange he agrees to be the Dark Demon Prince's vessel

Do the math: take one gorgeous Christian, add in a beautiful Ana, and divide by an indecent proposal. Factor in the Russian mob, multiply by a few unknown variables, and subtract the single-tail whip. What do you get for the sum total? A pair of lovers who can triumph over any adversity or a zero-sum game?

In his fifth year, Harry learns that he isn't Harry Potter. Soon, he learns that he is actually a Malfoy, the younger brother of Draco Malfoy. While the safety of family is a nice reprieve, Harry has to survive a furious Voldemort and the Potter's secrets concerning him.

Anastasia has a different back story. She applies for a housekeeping job in Christian Greys Escala penthouse while Ms. Jones is on temporary leave to make ends meet. He has an active submissive but will sweet Anastasia Dominate his Megalomaniac heart? This part is in Christian's POV. No copyright intended. All characters and similarities belong to E.L James & the 50 shades trilogy

Set back in session 1. What if Sookie went back to Fangtasia to meet with Eric alone the next night without Bill? Sookie OC S/E eventually S/E/G

They say it is never too late for your true love. Anastasia and Christian are both single parents. Anastasia's daughter hates Christian's son. But will it be hate in the end? Or maybe love? Love between Ana and Christian.

Lydia discovers a monster is feeding on the magic of child ghosts. Looking for answers six hundred years in the past, she meets "the ghost with the most"-in the flesh!

What if, instead of leaving when he finds out she's pregnant, Christian makes Ana leave... What would it take for Christian to take her back? His love, the baby, or maybe Jack Hyde?

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Ten years after defeating Voldemort, Harry returns to Hogwarts. There, he embarks on a relationship with a very different Potions Master than the one he remembers hating as a teenager. A romance told through drabbles. Updated daily. Compliant to OotP, AU, HP/SS slash.

Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.

AU-kinda After the death of her father, recent Harvard law school graduate Sookie Stackhouse moves to Bon Temps, Louisiana to be closer to her Gran, her brother and her very special client.

After 3 months being Christian sub AS decided to end the contract and leave Christian. This story is AS POV.AS is stronger & bolder.She will protect CG & brings him out to light 2 show him love.CG changes but his past chases them.AS will fight & protect CG.All credits to EL James. I only own the story line.

Anastasia Steele has seen her fair share of heartache and disappointment, so she set out to make a difference. She encounters billionaire Christian Grey when he finds himself in need of her services, and the battle of wills begins. Will these two hotheads break each other down in the war to supremacy or will they cross that thin line between love and hate? FSOG AU fanfic.

Ana is a child prodigy that graduates high school, college, and law school before she turns 22. She works for Carrick in his law firm. One day Ana inherits a one-year old child after a childhood friend passes away. Who is the father and will he want to be a part of the child's life? Will he ever have the chance?

One shots centered around the Shield in random situations! If there is one you think would be funny leave it in a review and I shall write about it! :)

I decided to take a new approach on FSOG, it's still a story about Christian and Anastasia but it takes place in the XVI century, where Anastasia's a poor orphan of a dead Count, who will need to travel to the court to find a suitable husband in order to survive. It's rated M, for later chapters.

This was origionally posted on another account, but has been edited and updating. It contains teenage pregnancy, Mpreg, future slash and femslash, will likely contain some violence but nothing more graphic than canon. Will describe some medical procedures and may contain some mild to strong language and possible sexual content later on. Please R&R! Mass Pregnancy fic, 4th year.

Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Under Edit

Harry Potter and Tony Stark are similar, maybe that's why they work so well as family. In his moments Tony didn't call Pepper, he called his son, who Tony knew would understand. Pre-slash Clint/Harry

ON HIATUS. I really suck at summaries, but this is my take on what should have happened, to an extent, after Sookie met Godric. This will eventually be a Sookie/Godric/Eric fic and is now labeled M as well. So, I forewarned y'all. Probably won't be Bill friendly. Ha!

What if Harry wasn't as fast with his wand in the bathroom. Will he and Malfoy move past their history and save Draco's family? Eventual slash : "If I'd realized sooner, maybe I wouldn't be trapped like this."

This is my version of when Godric was going to the roof. Sookie sees a different side to Eric and Bill isn't what she thought he was like. Bill/Sookie, Eric/Sookie, Godric/OC Swearing!

Sookie's late-opening shopping trip for a bottle of perfume doesn't end quite how she anticipated - in a good way. Pure fluff, minimal plot, set at some point after Rhodes.

Set during 'Club Dead', shortly after Eric and Sookie leave Jackson for Bon Temps. They're always having communication breakdowns; this time, it's not just the communication that breaks down. E/S. One-shot.

Sookie and Bill have come to an agreement which will get him out of her hair. All she has to do is one last thing for Bill. He takes her to Fangtasia to meet the Sheriff and everything changes from there. She has always had someone looking after her. What will she do when no one is?

Godric's been depressed for awhile now, but a bomb will change everything. Special people are those who manage to change yourself for the better. Someone special has come to change him, or is it them? Future G/s/e if you like the story... I don't own any character in this story. Only AB and CH do

Crying outside Bill's, after having walked away from him and Eric. Sookie get a visit that changes things. Season 5 Rewrite - KINDA.

This is the rewritten and revamped story, to be the best. in this story, Harry is in Slytherin, is more colder and a lot more similar to Lord Voldemort than ever before. Will he fight for the Light, The Dark or himself and his own side? Harry will be with other girls but will eventually end up with Daphne Greengrass and no it will not be a Harry/multi-wives/girlfriends story.

AU. Lily and James are murdered, leaving behind their seven-year-old son. The little black bird has a hard time fighting his way through life on his own. Especially when he's found by a darkness that has followed him, and swallows him whole. HP/DM. Violence and serious abuse later on. Slow romance.

"'I can't imagine a world without you in it.'" - Season 4: Sookie chooses to leave with Eric and hopes to finally be with the vampire she's come to love. However Russell Edgington and the Authority threaten to destroy the bliss they've fought for and a series of choices must be made. Sooric, E/S, rated M for language, blood and smut.

In a world where Uncle Bartlett went too far, Sookie Stackhouse decides to embrace herself rather than bend to the townfolk's perception of normal. After saving a dense vampire, Sookie is drawn into a curious new world. Slowburn Sookie/Eric.

He brushed his lips against hers, savoring her unique taste. He would protect her at all costs, as far as he was concerned she had been his the moment he had laid eyes on her. Eric/Sookie

This is a version of the love story between Anastasia Steele a young American student who is required after a tragic accident with his parents, to cross the Atlantic and moved in with his aunt Meredith in England, and Christan Grey heir Crown Prince Britannic. So...do fairy tales exist...?

Sookie is through with Bill and all of his lies, but how long will it be before there is another man in her life. What will happen to her now that people know what she is? Read and find out what happens. Set at the end of the True Blood Season Three finale with out Sookie going to fairy land. I hope you will enjoy!

Summer holidays and the Quidditch World Cup bring new perils for the Snape family and the Young Order as they attempt to defeat Voldemort once and for all. And what happens when two of them are chosen as champions during the Tri-Wizard Tournament? AU.GOF.

When Ana goes to Seattle Prep- with her best friend Kate- she meets a man who is domineering, juvenile, yet deeply troubled. Christian Grey. Before he was the fifty- we all know and love- he needed an escape from his past, originally he finds Elena. But after meeting his True life love will his path change for the better? (for obvious reasons A.S & C.G are the same age) ENJOY!

When Draco Malfoy announces the initiation of courting rites towards Harry Potter in the middle of the Great Hall, Harry is shocked - until he processes what just happened. Now, he's simply anticipating the gifts Draco is going to give him to convince Harry to date him.

Snape goes to Privet Drive because Harry misses the train. When he gets there he is surprised what he finds. Also known as a prompt that is done to death. T because of abuse and one word.

ON HIATUS. An eight-year-old Sookie is in a car accident and saved by three unlikely men, though one she only heard in the background. He will rear his head later, I promise. This is primarily S/G/E but Alcide will come around sooner or later. May have Bill, but there will be NO S/B. Maybe later for the plot but not good for Beehl.

This begins after Ana has told Christian that she is pregnant...Ana realises Christian was right...She will choose Blip over him ***Just want to say thankyou to everyone who has read/reviewed, APPRECIATED! But to those who feel that you are qualified enough to criticise and insult something which is meant as a bit of fun...your opinions are not wanted!

Following the events of the Season 5 finale, Pam turns Sookie. Eric/Sookie AU of season 6 with side Pam/Tara. No Nora or Willa. Angst with smut and a fluffy ending.

Harry reached a breaking point during the holidays before 6th year and now he's a dark creature with a brand new attitude. Friendships are made and broken, mates are found and the balance of the World is hanging by a thread. Harem Slash parings, Yuri Pairings, Blood/gore/violence and nudity.

Harry reveals the fact that he is a horcrux to Voldemort during the final battle, and Voldemort decides to keep Harry safe and protected. Knowing that he and Voldemort are the only two people who will live forever, Harry distances himself from everyone but Voldemort, and develops a growing fascination with the man and his dark, peculiar, ways. HPLV! Not DH Compliant! MPREG!

Anastasia is poor, she can't pay her bills,can't pay for Ray's health. Christian wants to please his mom who wants a grandchild. Will Anastasia just carry his child and act as his girlfriend? Maybe Christian will see something in her he has never seen in a woman.

Harry writes a book about his life since his parents died. When the dementors come, and Harry saves his cousin, Harry leaves the Dursleys to stay at the Leaky Cauldron. After the trial, He decides he won't let anyone control his life anymore. H/D/?/?/?/?, RW/HG, GiW/DT, NL/LL. Bashing is Dumbledore only for now. Suggestions for bashing is welcome. (On Hiatus; my muse is having tbl)

As the mother of Seattle's most eligible bachelor, Doctor Grace Trevelyan-Grey fills us in about her son and her future daughter in law. Check out my blog for 'Meet Fifty Shades' - rated too explicit for this site. Find the link on my profile page, as well as details of my author's web site.

Instead of trying to kill Harry Potter, Tom Riddle kidnaps him and raises him to be the most powerful Dark Wizard the world has ever seen. Harry and Tom have a secret though, and it could bring disaster beyond imagination to those who fight against them.

This fic is Trueblood/SVM. While in Dallas Sookie discovers a much darker side of Bill then she had ever been able to imagine. Will Eric and Godric be able to save her? Will she in turn be able to save Godric from himself?

Anastasia and Kate were best friends. They were friends with the Grey brothers Christian and Elliot. But everything changes when feelings get in the way. When both brothers like Anastasia, when the two best friends like Christian.

So I didn't want to be left out of the "Kill Elena" challenge from my Facebook group, so here is my humble submission. Not as good as some of the other "Kill the Bitch Troll" stories that I saw, but just my contribution. One Shot - They Still DO That? You should probably do your research before you travel to foreign countries.

When Sirius and Remus babysit Harry, only the worst can come of it. Add that to spoken slip-ups, innocent repetitions, and angry mothers, and you get one heck of a night!

Sequel to So Much More, just because I enjoyed writing the first story so much. Now that they've acknowledged they're a couple, Hermione and Draco have "so much more" to learn about each other.

SEQUEL TO LETTERS TO ALL! This is long awaited, it is the adventures of what is happening to Severus and Harry a year after they have left Wizarding Britian behind. There are surprises in store and new adventures to be had and are they all good or bad? maybe both you'll just have to read and find out. Please read Letter To All first! M for later chapters.

Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...

Takes place after the orgy in book 2 Living Dead In Dallas Alternate ending from my own sick and twisted mind. For Mature audiences only because it's gonna get hotter that Satan's balls in here.

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

When Harry is taken from the Dursleys by Child Protective Services, Snape is sent to adopt him. Mentions of abuse, but no details. NO SLASH.

Eric is a forensic pathologist in the Shreveport Coroner's Office. Can he convince Shreveport's newest detective, Sookie Stackhouse, that he has more to offer on her unsolved cases than just his medical expertise? AH/AU All Eric POV. Now complete.

THIS IS A WHAT-IF TYPE OF STORY. Ana signs Christian's contract and she became his sub for 6 months, like the others, she wanted more. After she said those 3 little words to him one night, he terminated the contract, leaving her with a shattered heart.

My version of mass pregnancy challenge fic. Reviews are welcome with open arms :)

The story begins well before vampires have come out of the coffin. Our favorite Viking happens upon a runaway, and his existence is turned upside down. With magic, intrigue and bloodlines mingling together, Eric finds that even he can still be surprised. *This is an AU, but Sookie's back story is the only one that has been really altered.*

harry has made a big choice and it effects all the people he loves... he sends each of them a letter to explain why. Character death, harsh themes, self harm, some curse words i think... mostly t for general theme.

Whoever thought that he, Severus Snape would be the perfect man to raise a child, was sick in the head and needed to be locked up and his brain removed and used for potions as punishment for even thinking of such a stupid thing...Lily thinks otherwise.

What if Anastasia Steele came into Christian Grey's life as Andrea's, his personal assistent's , friend who replaces her while she is ill. What if Ana doesn't succeed as a good employee that day? But what if that s what Christian likes in her? Slightly AU

HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

Harry Potter is not really Harry Potter. So who is he?

Harry Potter, not wanted by his only remaining family grew up an orphan. Never knowing love, he grew up bitter until he received his letter. Now things will finally change for young Harry. Dumbledore, Blood Traitor, and Mudblood bashing. I plan on updating at least every week if not more.

A year following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione finally graduates from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and goes to visit her family in Muggle London. She accidentally stumbles across the Malfoy patriarch in his attempt to rebuild his fortune and dynasty. If only someone could obliviate her and put her out of her misery…

AU Slytherin!Dark!Harry. Harry befriends Draco in the hallway before the sorting. Kinda PlotAsIGoAlong...check it out and follow Harry as he discovers magic through the eyes of a Slytherin. Bad!Dumbles Good!Malfoys

AU Imagine how the sparks would fly if Ana and Christian were truly enemies! In this steaming fanfic, you'll be whisked away to the age of knights-where chivalry & brutality vied for predominance. Ana's land is under attack by Christian, but he'd rather conquer the woman than the barony. Christian has Ana in his power-what will happen next? (So far T, will become M.)

Returning to the abuse of the Dursleys after Fourth Year, Harry is quickly falling into depression. When he runs away, he is captured by Death Eaters, who take him to Voldemort. The Dark Lord decides that the Boy-Who-Lived would be a valuble ally, and begins his campaign to turn Harry to the Dark. He didn't ask for the entourage, though. Dark!Harry, Light bashing, SLASH!

James and Lily's will is read in a very public manner. The will states that Harry was to be left to his godfathers Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, but if those to were unable to take him he was to go to his godmother Narcissa Malfoy. This is a Rewrite of my story Malfoy Mothter. Full Summary inside

A battered Boy Who Lived finds his world come crashing down when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Shockingly, the only ones to come to his rescue are those he'd believed were his enemies. MPREG!

Dumbledore sends Severus to check on Harry, and what he finds surprises him. Harry is not treated as good as he thought. Will Snape get over the fact that Harry is James son? Will Harry be able to have the good life every kid should? BTW Harry is seven

AU: Harry has lived with the Dursleys all his life and instead of looking for help, he turns to the only one he can trust. Himself. SlytherinHarry. DarkHarry. Dramione. Slash. Harry/Tom Riddle

Harry Potter vanished off the face of the earth at the age of five. Eleven years later, the Dark Lord Voldemort makes an alliance with the Demon Realm, and Prince Damian arrives for the negotiations. There's something familiar about him, however, that nobody can put their finger on. *Bad Dumbles- Good, Teenage Voldy Tom- Adorable, Shy, Powerful Damian Harry*

Sequel to "On the Rocks". The newlyweds are off on their honeymoon. Of course, it will all go smoothly, right? Pebble Beach; a light gray with blue undertones, by Benjamin Moore.

Being able to communicate with Tom Riddle in his mind, Harry learns early on the truth about Dumbledore and his parent's death while he relies on Tom to help him through the abuse he receives. Join Harry as he helps bring about the fall of the Light.

The great Harry Potter, except, he's missing. Harry and Dudley go missing in the woods on Harry's fourth birthday. Seven years later, they are both sorted into Slytherin and no one knows what happened to them. It is left up to the resident potions master to discover what has happened to the two boys and to discover what is it that is threatening the forests they care so much for.

Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*

Ana has just left christian just before she started working at SIP. itll get good, then worse before things become perfect for christian and ana

How fifty shades would be different if Christian had a daughter. Same life, same needs, different priorities. Same timeline as the books.

Christian comes across potraits of a beautiful woman, who he knows nothing of. All he know is that he wants her... Badly, maybe even more than he has wanted anything in his life, this mystery woman has intrigued him. He's determined to get her, to find her... to have her. To make her ... His.

Title pretty much says it all, lol. Hope you enjoy it. The T rating is for cursing, mild sexual references, and alcohol use - what I would expect from both of them. Not yaoi

Alternative beginning to "Fifty Shades, Darker"; Ana left Christian three weeks ago and they haven't spoken since. #7651 On the Rocks; a mid-tone gray by Sherwin Williams. If you like this one, the story continues in my fic "Pebble Beach".

Harry and Dudley BOTH recieve Hogwarts letters.

Goldric had no choice, he had to turn her. He couldnt just let her die. However maybe it was for the best? He has a new child - a new purpose and Eric? He has a lover for eternity. SxE

Written for BlakesBoogie for Sookie's Secret Santa 2011. The year is 2061. Sookie Stackhouse has been frozen in time due to a bizarre icebox incident. When she's defrosted, she finds that Vampires have taken drastic measures in their effort to mainstream.

After the shock of witnessing Bill disintegrate into a puddle of goo and rise again as a sticky red demon monster, Sookie is feeling depressed and lonely. She turns to the two things she can always rely on to cheer her up: booze and Eric Northman.

Sookie gets a call from Eric during the daytime, and he confesses to some naked drunken behavior. Looks like that cheeky Viking's been on the fairy blood again!

The story takes place after Longshadow's demise. Sookie is more than who Bill thinks she is. Eric and Sookie know exactly what Bill is up to. Eric is not who Bill think's he is position wise . Eric is hiding a secret from Sookie. Rated M for adult content

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

There are more people to Lily's family than her father's side. Harry grows up with the Addams as Wednesday's twin, but what will certain old men with twinkling blue eyes do when they need a saviour that isn't where he ought to be? Rated T for safety.

In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash

This Blood and Chocolate sequel takes up where the first one left off. It has Gabriel and Vivian's life, and the problems they will face in their new home. With a few surprises now and then.

A different take on how things could have gone in Dallas when Bill's true colors start showing. Not Pro Bill. Eventual S/G or S/G/E.

Part three of the Thrice Defied series. Christmases. Weddings. Birthdays. Babies. Funerals. School. Lucius Malfoy tells his grandchildren about the good and bad times the family has gone through in the ten years since the end of Rebuilding and Recovering.

With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.

He shows up on her couch one day, out of the blue, and makes himself at home.

Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?

Harry and Hermione are going to the Blackmoon Academy where they meet 3 friends. This story may contain Super Harry and Hermione, Snape is Harry's father type story, if you hate then dont read if you do read and review...so long as its positive and helpfl

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. Slash later.

A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor!

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!

After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.

It's Halloween at Fangtasia and Eric's invited Sookie to come out and play. Set after season 3. Will not follow show to a tee but it's going to be fun.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Severus and Lily made up before the Potters died.Positive that Harry is being pampered more then his Godson Draco Malfoy, Severus doesnt look into it.But something Dumbledore says at an Order meeting gets to Severus...he just has to be sure he's not right

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

No one knew Draco had a daughter, but due to unfortunate circumstances surrounding the end of the War he'll have to bring her to school for his eighth year. Perhaps a bit of innocence can help to open eyes.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.

Harry's real father died long ago and Harry can't quite fit in with his step-father and half brother, but he wishes more than anything else in the world to have the love of a father. One-shot. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy story line. R&R!

An Eric/Sookie one-shot that shows us a glimpse of their future from my other fic, All Eric's Eve.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

Two-shot. AU of POA - Snape got his way and Sirius was kissed. Dumbledore wouldn't rid the world of his pet, but if Voldemort would, then Harry would be happy to do anything the Dark Lord asked of him. Beginnings of HP/LV.

AR-After destroying Voldemort, Harry discovers a plot to keep him under the control of the Ministry. What can be done and how can Bill Weasley help? Rated M for slash, language, mpreg.

This takes place after the first task of the Tri-Wizard tournament. Everything else after it doesn't follow canon. HHr. Complete. Reposted entire story.

A Gringotts letter made it through Dumbledore's owl redirect.

Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R

Harry never really believed in Dumbledore. He finished school and during that summer afterwards, he decided to let the Light become defenceless. He goes to his lover. SLASH, LV/HP and LM/SS.

When Petunia can no longer stand Harry, she sends him to some very distant relatives in America. Rated for normal Addams behavior t'is a yaoi

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

When I saw Snoop's video called Oh Sookie, I thought to myself, what would happen if Snoop Dog came into Fangtasia and sang his song to Sookie and her friends? Back up dancers and all. Well this is the product of that thought.One Shot.

COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!

COMPLETE AU Dark!Powerful!Harry. OOC Alert! At the end of 6th year, Harry comes into a creature inheritance. The wizarding world heads into war as he begins 7th year & nobody expects him to be Dark. Along with a powerful and surprising family, he brings around a new era to the wizarding population. SLASH LuciusxHarry CHAR. DEATHS Dumbledore!Weasley!Hermione!bashing (mild)

The Marauders, Lily, Tonks, and co. watch Harry propose to Ginny from beyond the veil.

Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,

When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?

What happens when the characters of Harry Potter die? They go to the Afterlife, of course! With equal amounts of depressed people and Marauder hilarity, there's sure to be OOC-ness. And epic spoilers if you haven't read all the books. Yay

Sequel to Thrice Defied. Voldemort is dead and now the Wizarding World must rebuild as the Malfoy and Weasley families begin to recover.

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

Snape's last request was for Harry to listen to Lucius Malfoy and to trust him...but what Lucius has to say will change his life forever. AU. Post DH.

Sequel to Frater Gemini. Severus, Harry and Draco are now officially a family, but there are new changes taking place in their lives. Sev adopts a surpising younger brother for the twins. AU. POA.

Sev clambered into Ron's lap as if he belonged there, which he mostly did... "I'll never forget you Professor Snape." Harry/Ron - rated to be safe *NEW EPILOGUE ADDED BY REQUEST**

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

One night a desperate wizard stole a baby . . .12 years later Snape discovers the truth--Harry Potter has a twin--Draco Malfoy. Can they become a true family with help from mentor Severus? AU, COS.

HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.

AU: Did Walburga Black ever had a heart? What could be different if she had? What could happen if Harry never grew up at the Dursleys? How his life would look like if he was a Black? DH compliant. Ch19: Winds of Change.

This is the sequel to my Blood and Chocolate Sequel, which was conveniently named Blood and Chocolate Sequel. It takes place two years after my sequel left off. So read and enjoy, and don't forget to review!

It was for the greater good, right? What would life have been like without Dumbledore's manipulations? AU

Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

The horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing.

I had Harry Potter for one of my summer reading books, and part of my assignment was to write an alternate ending. This is what I came up with at 4am the morning it was due.

COMPLETE AU after fifth year.Harry sees through Dumbledore and starts his war on both the Light and the Dark forces. Please Read and Review.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.

A twist of fate brings a six year old Harry into the company of the Malfoy's and Voldemort. Will the boy survive?

What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...

Complete! To Harry, this year was just turning out as strange as the last. Unfortuntely, he didn't realize how strange until he fainted in Potions class. creature fic HPDM Slash

Tom sits Harry down to give him The Talk. Needless to say, some funny convo. ensues. OneShot, Slash if you squint.

AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.

Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.

Cornelius Fudge doesn’t know it yet, but he’s about to have a very bad day.' Little bit of slash, contemplation of hats, and mentions of Albus Dumbledore's laced sherbet lemons.

Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

A Halloween tale. Things are always darkest before dawn. And then some obsessive and insane spirit blows up all the light bulbs. And then it's really really dark. The best time for telling stories...

Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT

Sirius wasn't sent to Azkaban. Harry receives a pet snake that is more than it seems, and adopts Severus as his Father. Torture and Torment ensue for the Gryffindors. There is a new Dark Lord in town, and his name is Harry.

Discombobulation Challenge: BJ is forced to serve time on Earth, bound in human form for the damage he caused to a certain Lydia Deetz. He is determined to make amends somehow. But Lydia is not prepared for the damage that he can wreak, just by breathing.

On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.

AU. Complete! Beetlejuice isn't the sharing type, and when his house is invaded, he's ready to do anything to regain his privacy. Lydia proves hard to impress, so he drags her into a game of words, winner take all. And then come the pennies...

Moviebased. T Plus. Complete w epilogue! When Lydia is in danger, she calls the one name that she promised not to, and BJ saves her, for a price. When he is bound, he can haunt her, hide the coffee, and make her head spin. But when she sets him free...?

Trying to bring the ghosts of James and Lily so they could protect Harry from Snape's taunting, Sirius makes a mistake and actually brings them back to life.

What if Dudely was a Wizard? What if Petunia was a Death Eater? What if Harry was really the Dark Lords son? Would he be the 'BoyWhoLived'

Dumbledore has died, leaving Minerva to find a new DADA teacher. Of course, the man she hires comes with his very own personal Dark Lord, and THEN is nowhere to be found! Sequel to Acceptance TomHarry, HermioneGinny, etc, etc…

Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–

A oneshot parody. It makes fun of all those Severitus stories out there. I took canon behavior and threw it out of the window.

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

AU. Sequel to my first fic. What if fate was changed and the hat said Slytherin? What if Draco was Harry's best friend? Read and Review!

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.

There is only one thing worse than having a baby, and that’s having a Malfoy Baby. Pansy learns exactly what it takes to prepare for an heir.

What if Harry's parents had really survived the night that Harry defeated Voldemort? What if Sirius Black had really been their Secret Keeper, and they had been betrayed by Peter anyway? SSJP Slash.

Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!

Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.

Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...

COMPLETE: After finding himself pursued by every eligible witch on the planet, The Boy Who Won decides to marry for peace of mind. So he turns to Hermione for help pursuing...Minerva McGonagall? Comedy, I swear. HP&HG.

AU Post-Hogwarts DG: When Draco’s wife drags him into visiting his in-laws and their two-year-old daughter; he inadvertently plays the role of a speech-teacher, with disastrous consequences. Short little one-shot.

Dumbeldore decides to hold a feastpartyeventdancethingy for a large group of people. He locks the door to the Hall. He 'loses' his keys. What do Severus and Remus have planned? And what does it have to do with what they did last weekend? Complete.

I continued Dogma. BethanyMetatron romance... pg-13 because i feel like it... and i'm thinking about making this a one-shot... what do you all think?

Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.