Latest obsession = Soul Eater

Hopefully putting stories up soon for the following~
~Soul Eater
maybe a few others...haven't decided yet...

Hi people! Crazy German Girl here!! Some call me Ash (Ashley), to some im know as mallace, but on here im known as crazy german girl

kk, im bored...

okkkkk, so as you can clearly tell i am randomly hyper and a little spaztic...more so than usual,lol, if you knew me you would know how absolutely spaztic i can be,lol.

I live on the cold and wet east coast and llooovvee to write ( if i type "wright" insted of "write", ignore it, force of habit and i dont always catch it...) I read more than i write, i would write more but i procratinate...alot...
I am more than willing to write storys by request, but it depends on what they are on (for example, i know knothing about Star Wars, so dont ask me to write about it) I am also willing to be someone's beta writer, im good with fixing grammar errors and stuff like that, and i like helping people out with their stories. Also i am constantly on my e-mail so messaging me is a good way to get ahold of me.

KK, here are some of my fave things!!

MARCHING BAND AND COLOR GUARD!!

Cookies!!

Monster energy drink...ok that should be like number 2 on my list cuz that stuff kept me up for 4 days straight,lol,that is some awsome stuff!! but sadly because of my recent heart/lung problems i cant have caffeen anymore :'-(

Lawnmower racing, and yea i said that, i am the 2008 northeast regional points champion (I have placed in the top 5 nationally and top 3 regionally every year!!) and my dad is the national president!! so haha haters!! lol yea that its like the best sport ever!! If you want to learn more go to www.golawnmowerraceing.com and check it out!!
*2010- 3rd place National Points Champion, 4th place North East Regional Champion (both titles won in my first year racing a new class)

singing/song writing(I play flute and a little guitar)

Dancing..yes that includes dancing like a retard at 3 a.m. with your friends because you have nothing else to do

Writing storys!!

Music is my life, dont question it, i would have probably done some pretty bad crap to myself by now without my best friend and my music that tunes out the world

Color Guard! i know i already said this but its awsome!! I made my school's color guard (back in '09 right before summer break) and last year(2010) we went to disney world to compete nationaly!! it was AMAZING! Ever see 200+ band kids loose and unsupervised in a super wal-mart? talk about your crazy nights! This year (2011) we went to NYC and saw the epic, the amazing, the mind blowing...PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!! i died and when to heaven when i saw it live!!!

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ok, so i have a bunch of new storys in the works, a Fullmetal Alchemist, a soul eater,a phantom of the opera, and a Maximum Ride Fic. Idk when any of these are going to be put up, but they will sometime within the next few months...sooner if i have time to write if i end up in the hospital...anywayyysss...ON TO MORE RANDOM CRAP!!

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Favorite pairings...

Edward Elric X Winry Rockbell

Hinata Huga X Naruto Usumaki

Sakura Haurno X Saske Uchia

Umi X Ulrich

Hiccup X Astrid

Katniss X Gale (I HATE THE END OF MOCKINGJAY BECAUSE OF THIS!!!! Peeta is a whiny little wimp)

Max X Fang

Kallen X LeLouch

Shilo X Graverobber

Soul X Maka

Black Star X Tsubaki

Mo X Charlie

Wen X Olivia

Phantom X Christine

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ ¸.•´ ¸.•´ ~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer ( love you nana, C.C.,PopPop Shafer, and Aunt Nane)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, AliceInNeverLand, Crazy German Girl

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!!

You Say Pink I Say Black You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS! You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF! You Say Pop I Say Rock You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!!

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do DRUGS.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be NAIVE. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a NATZI. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. ~Unknown

WARNING:TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT

WARNING: SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, MaybelleDragon-chan, ChristinaAngel, TeMaRi - SwEeTeSt SiN, NamineInWonderland, KurenaiBara-chan, DanichT02, AliceInNeverLand, Crazy German Girl

"HAPPY PANTS!!"- morequirkeythanjuno (my friend and an author here on fanfiction and the insparation for Nikki in "New Start")

"We've been married for ten and a half years now, and have three beautiful, brilliant, wonderful boys who often remind me of chimpanzees on crack..."- Stephenie Meyer (unofficial bio)

"My aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that!!"-Sam (Icarly)

Me: Hey there is another friday the 13th next month!!
AliceInNeverLand(a.k.a my twin sister): Awesome! what day is it on?
Me: smacks forehead

We have ADOLS: Attention Deficit...OH LOOK SHINY!! -Me&Hannah R

"Your not officially on the squad untill you accidentally smack yourself in the head with the flag" ~ Liz (colorguard)

Me-We would only take you to a Tokio Hotel concert for one reason
Sushi- Why?
Me- because you are a black belt and will kick peoples asses if they but in front of us, so we can get up front...after that you have to leave
Sushi- sadface but whhhyyyyyyy
Me-because we would like Bill to not be tackle glomped to death by you and your crazy obsession with him
Sushi-ffffiiiinnneeeee...

"CattapiLLAAAA!!" Me, Jill, Danielle, Maddie, and Alex

"Shineyshineyshineyshineyshineyshineyshineyshineyshiney..." Me and Danielle playing with our school spirit marti-gras beads

"NEVER!! The day i let them win is the day I...is that a goat?!"

"uuuuuuhhhhhhnnnnn" (thats suppost to be a yetti noise) ~ CMW colorguard on the bus to disney world

"Dunkarrrrrrrrrooooosssss, everybody has dunkaaaarrroooossss!!...EXCEPT FOR KATI!!" ~ CMW colorguard on the bus to disney world

"Ok, so the marching band and the dance team got married and had a kid, color guard, and the cheerleaders are the homewreckers trying to break them up, but they wont break up cuz they had a kid together" ~ Taylor, Colorguard Captain

"Did i mention i can castrate a bull with my bare hands!!!!!!!!!"

So, i was mad at a friend of mine in collage that was in my frat house, so to get back at him i stuck a wad of sodium in his sink drain. So when he went to brush his teeth that night...you can guess what happened...i wonder if he still gumms his food?" Mr.D- my Chem teacher

"They should just call their field show "all the shit CMW has already done and done better"!!" - taylor (a rival school is pretty much combining the most popular songs from the past 3 years of our field shows and making it into their field show for this year, including one of the same songs as us!!)

"OMFG ... is that jesus in a dress?!"
"Nope, just a bearded lady" - Alex and me at our staff party

Pics that go with "New Start

Bill face shot (hair, make-up)-

ATTENTION!!

Tokio Hotel Prank Wars is OVER!!! do NOT ask for me to continue it, i am having enough trouble balancing my AP classes with writing my current story and the thers that i hope to put up soon. so, as much as i appreciate the multiple positive reviews, i just cant get back into the story right now. i am EXTREMLY grateful for the multiple revews and the faves and the ads, i might get back to it in a year or so,if i can get back into it, but untill then i would apreciate it if you would read and review my other story in the meanwhile, thank you guys so much for the continued support. i hope to update more frequently in the near future.