Hi!

My latest Naruto story is gonna be the longest and best one so far!! OMG!! I'm really pleased with how its going on my computer at home and I absolutely promise I won't over angst any of you!!(At least...not to much) I can't help it because its supposed to be kinda angsty but it has too much action to be a sap O.K?

I AM ABSOLUTELY EFFING IN LOVE WITH KISAME HOSHIGAKE!! AND SO, THE NEXT FIC COMING OUT BY YOURS TRULY IS ABOUT KISAME AND SHOWS THE HUMAN SIDE OF HIS NATURE THAT WAS LEFT PRACTICALLY UNTOUCHED BY THE MANGA AND ANIME. WAIT AND SEE...A LONG TIME I'M AFRAID...SORRY XD

Stupid But True #1

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Leila. She had a stress ball. One day, Leila was bored and decided to see what was inside the stress ball that made it all squishy and stress relieving and stuff. So, Leila did surgery on dat little plastic stress ball and inside she found a most wonderous substance that she called, the evil latex marshmallow!! The next day (after another session with the latex marshmallow device) Leila's best friend came over to her house. Her little brother (Age Four) came with her because she had to babysit. When little brother saw the marshmallow like substance on the kitchen table, little brother screamed "MARSHMALLOW! and glomped it down. Leila (and friend) scream "NO" in a scary fashion causing the neighbors to come and see what is wrong. As they entered the house, they see Leila (and friend) running around screaming there heads off about "Latex Marshmallows" and little brother sitting on floor with giant ball of white, slimy goodness. Leila's mom walks into the house and...completely freaks out. Mother of Leila commands Leila to tell her everything that was going on. When Leila finished, mother started to laugh uncontrollably and hold her sides. Leila asked if mother too had eaten a latex marshmallow. Mother gives Leila a dirty look and finally stops laughing. Turns out that mother had replaced the latex marshmallows on the table with an actual pile of marshmallows in preparation for visit of friend and brother who both had a borderline obsession with the sticky stuff.

The End...(This Actually Happened, to my friends amusement)

I want some reviews for my Naruto stories everybody! If you review even one word, I will give you a cookie and throw giant wads of cash at you while handing you the keys to a ferrari.

Stupid But True #2

So like, this teacher I had a couple years ago in eighth grade...he totally had like a glass eye. It was impossible to tell if he was looking at you or the dude next to you 'cause it wasn't on straight. One day, friend dares Leila to ask teacher why his eye doesn't stare straight. Conversation went like this.

Leila: Teacher? How come your glass eye doesn't go straight?

Teacher:...

Leila:...

Teacher: Go back to your seat Leila.

Leila:Kay...um...teacher?

Teacher: sighes what?

Leila:TeeHee!! Your eye doesn't stare straight!!

Class in General: whispers excitedly

Teacher: You guys wanna know why? I'll tell ya why! launches into lecture about eyeballs and surgery and glass

Leila: Thanks, teacher! obvious sarcasm

Teacher:...glares

Leila:Yeah, yeah...detention room at three-thirty...

Teacher:Room-

Leila:145, I know!

Teacher:...

Leila...two days?

Teacher:yup.