Who am i?

Im a pokemon lover, a dota 2 player, and a book worm. And...i dont watch anime. Sorry, but it's just me. I dont like anime.

Favourite categories:

Adventure, mystery, tragedy, comedy, poetry,...

Top 10 favourite heroes in Dota 2:

10. Tinker: He can be a hard nuker-carrier with dagon5, E-blade. He can rat with Manta style and Necronomicons 3. He can own his lane whatever his skill build is. He is agressive. He doesnt give a fuck if his skills and items are on cooldown. Be like tinker.

9. Puck: A fairy dragon. A freaking fairy dragon. And tbh, i think it's cuter than Altaria from Pokemon. But it can also be very deadly. With Blink dagger, Eul scepter, Aghanim scepter, force staff, Scythe of Vyse and a pair of boots, this dragon is invulnerable.

8. Invoker: Dota 2 is said to be the best moba game ever, thanks to Mr.Lizard and his unique ideas. Invoker has 13 spells, and he can do almost everything other heroes can do.. He can be invisible, he has mini-stun, he has tornado - which is basically a fucking global Diffusal blade, he can spawn 2 Forge spirit to fight to him. Blah blah blah. Oh, oh wait, and he has 50-sec cooldown ravage. What's not to love? He's handsome, and he has 5 balls.

7. Rubick: Ok so here's the problem. Invoker can do almost everything, while Rubick can literally do everything in the game. He steals the your last used spell, and shoves it in your ass.

6. Meepo: Hard to master, but fun to use to fuck the noobs. Meepoes are 1 of a kind. Oh wait. 4 of a kind. Oh wait, sorry. 5 of a kind. You control 5 meepoes, and fuck your opponent. But if 1 meepo dies, all 5 die. Like i said: hard to master, but fun to use.

5. Slark: A prisoner. A fish. A stats stealer. And his title is "Murlock Nightcrawler". He has an one-sided love with naga. But his design is what makes me love him the most: he's not handsome, he's ugly. He looks dumb. He looks weak. He's the kind of my hero: he looks different from what he truly is.

4. Lion: He escaped from hell. Then back to hell, and back to hell and back... A tier 1 supporter. Nothing more to say.

3. Clockwerk: I just loved him. That's it.

2. Pudge. Ok so Slark is ugly. But he's nothing compare to Pudge - a big fat smelly butcher. Pudge's a nightmare with his hook. He can deny himself with his ability called "Rot". He has infinite HP thanks to flesh heap, which gives him 1.7 str (30 hp) each time he killed an enemy, or assasited an enemy, or just stay near where an enemy dies.

1. Techies: My lol player friends always complain that Teemo is so freaking annoying. Well i let them tried techies. You walk here: boom! You're dead. You walk there: Boom! You're dead. You tip-toe to the river to check rune: nothing happened. Then boom! Techies trigger their remote mines. You buy gem? They got their Aghanim scepter 20 minutes ago. Boom. Rampage! With just a click. Fuck yeah i love Techies. Greatest hero Ice Frog ever made.

Top 10 Favourite Pokemon:

10. Zoroak: Look at it. Freaking awesome designs. It's a fast special sweeper, with 1 of the funniest ability in the game: Illusion.

9. Shuckle: Dont fuckle with Shuckle.

8. Scizor/mega Scizor: Perfect type coverage, perfect ability when it gets its mega evolution.

7. Whimsicott: Protect, Encore, Leech seeds, Toxic. With prankster.

6. Jolteon: best eeveelution imo.

5. Rayquaza: Cool designs, high stats, and can learn V-create.

4. Scrafty: a thug pokemon. The only thing that bothers me about Scrafty is that it cant learn Sucker Punch. WTF, Game Freak?

3. Hitmonlee - Hitmonchan: Why? Because of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.

2. Darkrai: omg omg omg omg. OMG!

1. Gardevoir/mega Gardevoir: Pokemon Ruby is the 1st pokemon game i ever played. And i've felt in love with Ralts at first sight. Training Ralts is very hard, but it worth all the efforts when it becomes Gardevoir. Beautiful.

Darkrai x Gardevoir, everyone? XD

Favourite quotes:

"You can do anything you set your mind to, man." - Eminem, in Lose Yourself.

"They laugh at me, because im different. I laugh at them because they're all the same." - Kurt Cobain.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Keyser Soze, in The Usual Suspects.

"Your soul is mine." - Nevermore the Shadow Fiend, in Dota2.

"Secrets are my life." - Alfred Borden, in The Prestige.

"Goodbye liar. Thank you, and sorry." - Beatrice the endless witch, in Umineko no Naku Koro ni.

"You see my hands? These, my dear, are money." - Mr. Ba aka Quoc Ai Nguyen.

"You went away, half of my sould was lost. The other half turned crazy." - Han Mac Tu, in Tears.

"You'll never know what love is if you've never felt alone." - myself.