The Shadow refrains from revealing his traits because his enemies could track him down and then The Shadow would be forced to destroy them and I really hate having to dig all these graves for people seriously leave me alone gravedigging is hard work and if I'm not getting paid for it I really don't want to do it.

and one more thing...

Now with that out of the way I would like to let everyone know that I am better than you at everything (except the history war with an aquaintance who shall remain nameless more so for my apathy than his protection) this fact was proven when I singled-handedly defeated Chuck Norris in a killing competition, for his sake I renamed my exploits as The Holocaust. No offense to the Jews, if it makes you feel better just remember that there were lots of gypsies in Germany and sometimes I can't tell you guys apart.

and one more thing...

Well we'll just pretend you didn't hear that and move on with the epic tale that is myself. My hair is an excellent color which is universally loved by all the ladies despite the disdain of the not ladies. My eyes while not the same color as my hair still maintain an equal level of excellence. I am in fact taller than you are despite what your eyes may tell you I just wear inverted stilts as to not intimidate everyone within 13.76 miles of myself.

and one more thing...

I prefer the anime to the not-anime cause who cares about not-anime, I don't see a not-anime group on this site. My favorite of the animes is tied between The Naruto and The Bleach but I am slowly branching out thanks to the glorious gift that is DSL and one more thing...

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