Hello there. If you have come here because I burned you, then the reason for that is simple. YOU SUCK. YOUR STORY SUCKS. It's that simple. To rant or vent at me, visit...The Big Box.

After all, my e-mail account doesn't deserve spam from you. So, I'm dumping it all in there.

Would you like a rule list? Fine.

1. Your story shows little to no care for basic grammar.

2. Your story violates (1) the laws of nature or (2) the laws of physics. The latter MAY not be applied to fantasy worlds.

3. Despite having so many well-intentioned people telling you of your errors, you still don't change.

4. Your plot sucks. Ass.

5. You give lame excuses for you terrible writing.

6. When you make canon characters OOC to the point that it's painfully obvious.

7. When you have a Mary Sue or Gary Stu.

Here's an example of a 'lame excuse:' 'BUT I R ONLY 10!!!1!!!!!!111!SHIFT1111'

Got that? Great.