Duck lived a quiet life until she witnessed a mob murder. Now caught up in a tale involving a persistent detective, a dangerous mobster, and a beautiful actress, will she ever return to her quiet life again? Or will the mob catch up to her first? An AU set in the Roaring Twenties.

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John

After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.

(OLD!) Since she was 7, Elsa's had a secret best friend, one who's been helping her with her icy gift and keeping her company in her isolation. A boy with a magic staff, white hair, and very warm eyes. When Elsa's coronation goes awry, she abandons Arendelle. Can Jack Frost change her mind, help her face her fears? Or has Elsa stopped believing? A Frozen retelling with Jack Frost!

**Sequel to The Jewel of Neverland** The backfired curse has sent all of Storybrooke and its inhabitants back to the Enchanted Forest, including Amy. Only her memories seemed to have survived and her magic has grown stronger. Threats lurk around every corner as she fights for the ones she loves and not destroy herself in the process. *Rated T for dark/mature scenes. Peter/OC

Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.

They say Peter Pan is a monster who can't love. Then the shadow brought back stubborn, naive Amy. No matter how she denies it, she's falling for the cruel boy. Will love be Pan's saving grace or his ultimate downfall? Takes place before, during, and after Operation: Save Henry. Peter/OC. Rated T for mature/dark themes and swearing. Mostly canon with slight AU.

She didn't belong to him...yet.

Dan/Blair AU. Snapshots of their years spent at NYU, before and beyond. Blair navigates her way through College life and forms a few relationships that actually function, with the help of Humphrey.

Alexandra Quick is determined to cheat her fate and see justice done, but she faces a vengeful conspiracy and secrets she is not prepared for. She'll need the help of her friends, but even that may not be enough against the power of the Stars Above.

His first year, he made a friend out of a potential enemy, carried the hopes of a downtrodden House, defeated a Dark Wizard with help, and made the House team at Chaser. Things are about to get difficult! This is the Next adventure of the Tenacious Trio

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story

Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Two young women stumble upon an ancient book - but wait! This isn't the ShiJiTenChiSho! What is this new book, and what do Tasuki & Chichiri have to do with it? Final Episode: "Till we meet again..."

S4 spoilers. A quick one-shot about the strange effects of drowsiness and spilt coffee. DB.

Dan confronts Blair about Jenny's departure, but they both have to deal with the aftermath. "Dan's guilt about sleeping with his ex's best friend is overshadowed only by the sheer disbelief that said best friend had actually been willing to do it."

Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.

Harry and Severus love each other, despite their many imperfections. These are my 100-word drabbles exploring their relationship. Quite AU, established relationship. Rated for smut content in some of the drabbles. Expect sporadic updates.

Alexandra Quick begins eighth grade at Charmbridge Academy angry and in denial. When guilt and obsession lead her to a fateful choice, it is not only her own life that hangs in the balance, for she will uncover the secret of the Deathly Regiment!

Clef/Umi. Umi was banished from Cephiro at 18 by the High Council and the Master Mage. Little did anyone know that she carried the unborn child of said Mage with her into her old world. Four years have passed, and Fuu and Hikaru finally steal her back

Harry has many things to cherish and soon a brooding vampire would join that list However, is Edward ready to face the complications that come with being involved with the Dark Lord's son? Slash. AU. Dark Harry. EC/HP.

Completely dialogue conversations between Percy and members of Annabeth's family. "I like it when she tells me about her architecture. It reminds me of, like, a sexy librarian or something." ". . . I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

During highschool, Holly is sent on a student exchange program to Hogwarts. Freed elves, rampant serpents, a stolen diary and just her mere presence soon amounts to a very painful headache for the young wizard named Tom Riddle.

Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5

post-episode, companion piece to Too Much, Mys slashing up what happened after Cas showed up in the boys motel room. ---Spoilers for 5x13

E/O Challenge. Drabble challenge word: warm. Set in early season four. Happy Birthday supernaturalmydreams!

Sure, Jimmy Novak was jonesing for those hamburgers...but what does a certain Angel of the Lord crave?

- Dean/Castiel - Part of Candy Hearts Series II - Castiel is injured on a hunt, and instinctively transports him and Dean back to their hotel room.

I'm in the mood to write drabbles to celebrate my return to the fandom. Who wants to play? Give me a prompt, any old prompt, and I'll write up to 300 words. Rated M for the possibility of mature content in some of the drabbles.

- Dean/Castiel - Part of Candy Hearts Series II - Castiel does not understand what a high five is.

basically the same as the warnings, lol- PWP Warnings/Squicks: frottage, voyeurism, first time, PWP

SPOILERS FOR 5x13 - slashing up what happened when Dean got Cas set up in that motel.

Sometimes it's easier to face the future when you remember the past CODA SEASON 5

The brothers have a little squabble over privacy issues. Almost Wincest.

E/O Challenge. Challenge word: twist. Set in season three. Dean picked a fight with a guy twice his size. This is what happens after. Happy Birthday Supernoodle!

Dean's sick with the flu and Sam's sweatshirt is the perfect remedy.

E/O Challenge. Drabble challenge word: fold. Wee!chester, Ever wonder where Sam learned to pray? Happy Birthday Shinaria!

A tiny, fluffy, unforgivable drabble. May the fiction gods forgive me. Wincest.

Dean/Castiel preslash — Every time there's a flash of lightning, Dean gets a glimpse of Castiel's wings.

Sam and Dean discuss theology in bed. Wincest.

Wincest drabble. Sam helps Dean fix the car.

E/O Challenge. Drabble challenge word: blanket. No spoilers just some brotherly banter. Definitely not intended as slash.

Wincest. Sam goes looking for Dean and finds him drunk in a bar. What better place for a meaningful conversation?

It's the small town gigs that keep them going - once a hunter always a hunter. Dean wants to do something special for Sammy, and a nice reclusive cabin in the Tennessee hills might be the perfect solution. A month of domestic bliss would do them well.

...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.

Dean cooks Christmas dinner wearing a "Kiss the Cook" apron. Castiel takes the message literally. Slash, Dean/Castiel, Season 5

Dean thinks what he wants from Castiel is innocent enough - but is it? Dean/Castiel

E/O Drabble Challenge. Challenge word: jaw. Happy Birthday to fallenangel218 who requested some hurt!Dean. No spoilers.

E/O Challenge. Challenge word: space. No spoilers. Drunk!Castiel. Rated T for one swear word.

E/O Challenge. Challenge word: space. Set in season 5 but no spoilers. Mary always told her son that angels were watching over him.

E/O Challenge Space. Dean wins a prize. NASA is confused.

E/O CHALLENGE – Word is 'Space’. Dean turned from the bathroom mirror to find Castiel inches from his face. “Cas, we've talked about this.” Well, this is that prior conversation. Set January of season 4. Happy Birthday Ghostey!

E/O Challenge Space ... Castiel has a little problem... But Dean and Sam offer a small soultion. Wich repeatdly fails.

James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

“Do you feel?” Dean asked with obvious sincerity. yeah, I'm being lame in the summary writing today, lol

E/O Challenge. Challenge word: pry. Dean and Sam find out what happens when Castiel has control of the tv remote.

E/O Challenge. Challenge word: feel. Happy Birthday to CiZiwejes and Deangirl1. No spoilers unless you haven't seen the beginning of season 4. Hurt!Dean, protective, caring Sam.

E/O CHALLENGE FEEL Castiel is not amused by this... at all. No, means no, you may not see his wings.

Tag to I Believe the Children are our Future. What if what Jessie had done didn't wear off right away? Dean discovers he likes playing with dolls. Erm, I mean action figures. Well, it is a toy soldier. Also, Casitel needs to grow up.

hurt angel!cuddles -the first in the Payback!verse

for the Dean/Castiel Kink meme, “To prove Dean that he is worthy and a good person, Castiel shows him a unicorn, which Dean wouldn't be able to see otherwise.” requested by anonymous, I messed about with the requested unicorn mythos a bit

On a trip to the museum, Percy and Annabeth discover a half-blood. A somewhat typical half-blood. Or is she? Set after the series, but low on spoilers.

E/O Challenge. Challenge word: over This is for Bhoney. Happy birthday! Hope you enjoy hypothermic!Dean. No spoilers. Just a random hunt.

E/O Challenge - the words is "over". In which our heroes catch a flick - with an added tagalong.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

E/O Challenge Twitch. Castiel gets a cellphone. OH COURSE he drunk dials someone. slash, itty bitty bit

Romance/humour. Two-shot. Post TTP. An extended version of 'Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly.' Artemis and Holly are playing chess and he soon finds it hard to concentrate. His elf-kissing days... Are just beginning. Rated M for a reason.

E/O CHALLENGE CONTROL. Dean, Sam, and Cas go to a bar. It's Karaoke night. ... and go!

E/O CHALLENGE DITCH: Castiel is Particularly Instinet that Dean help him in completeing one of his life long goals.

E/O Challenge. Drabble challenge word: spent. Set right after the pilot episode. Sam doesn't have anything to wear to Jessica's funeral because everything he had burnt in the fire.

E/O Challenge. Challenge word: time. Wee!chester fic. Sam takes his very first steps. Happy Birthday Anjelicious!

E/O Drabble Challenge. Challenge word: passion. Slight spoiler in A/N about season one. Sam gives Dean a word association test. Happy Birthday Sensue!

Castiel never seems to be able to look Dean in the eyes in the middle of an argument, until Dean notices and decides to do something about it. Dean/Castiel, set post-Season 4 finale, so spoilers for all of S4.

Dean finds Castiel post-season 4 finale. The angel's in bad shape. Dean/Castiel

Castiel falls. Angels don't experience emotions the way humans do, so he's confused and thinks something's wrong wth his vessel, because of things that are happening with him around Dean. Butterflies in his stomach, etc. He asks someone about it.

Post-Apocalypse, Dean/Cas established relationship or as close as it gets Sam is completely on board with it ; the three of them go to a drive-in to see My Bloody Valentine.

What do you give the wizard who has everything? A date with Harry Potter, of course! Birthday fic for the lovely Betsy. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

E/O Challenge. Drabble challenge word: alert. Set three days after the fire that changed the Winchester's lives forever.

Seventh grader Alexandra Quick returns to Charmbridge Academy. This year she will face bullies from another wizarding school, a secret Dark Arts club, and her father's scheming, but her most terrible trials await her in the strange and deadly Lands Below!

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Dean, Castiel, and Sam play cards. Castiel isn't very good. Dean/Castiel.

Chuck writes a story and, of course, it comes true. Dean/Castiel

E/O Drabble Challenge. Challenge word: Steady. Set between episodes 4.10 and 4.11. Dean is sick and Sam has to convince his brother that "saving people" will have to wait until another day. Happy Birthday Woodburner!

*Amuto* Upon losing a bet to Ikuto, Amu finds herself acting as his own personal servant. She's always known there was a special sort of "tension" between them, but what happens when it begins to turn...sexual? Post Series!

Prompt: Set in S4. Sam has a fever and Dean is taking care of him. Sam also tells his brother he thinks Dean doesn't love him anymore, and Dean convinces him otherwise.

Castiel eats pie and tells Dean things he doesn't want to hear. DeanCastiel. General season 4 spoilers

One girl. One book. Seven seishi. Sound like every other FY story? Think again. Something's corrupted within the UotFG, and it's even affecting the seishi. Can the new miko save the empire? Chapter 23 Up!

It would be easier to kill his father than reason with him, but Draco had to try for Scorpius's sake.

Rose told him she was bringing home a friend over Easter holiday. What she didn't mention was that it was her new boyfriend: Scorpius Malfoy.

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Three days. Three dares. Three lessons of torture for Lily Evans; in the shape of James Potter, of course.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

The first time Dean saw the damn cat, he thought it was possessed. Dean/Castiel

Dean is tired of the sudden appearances, the know-it-all responses, and most of all that emotionless expression. He decides to give Castiel something to raise his brows at. Dean/Castiel SLASH warning

This was my first fanfic. It's very old. Read if you want, but keep that in mind. It's not perfect, so expect some errors in the details. Summary: Sixteen year old Amu is in love with Ikuto, who has been missing for four years. She has been depressed since his leaving, but when he returns, Amu is quickly restored to her former self, and a betting war of epic proportions begins.

Alice looked at the stranger before her. "I wish you could remember me," Neville whispered sadly. Alice hated seeing the boy look so sad, but didn't know what to do to make him feel better. So she did what she could... She drew a picture. R/R please!

For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot

It was a Bad Idea. It was a Very Bad Idea. But Sam couldn't help but relive it over and over in a fake semblance of what had happened. He can't get anything more. It's all he expects. Wincest. Set during Season 1.

One night Holly's daughter asks for a bedtime story. Unable to think of one, she talks of dragons and an imprisoned princesses, all of who aren't quite what they seem. Artemis/Holly fluff.

Post TTP. Artemis and Holly try to mend their damaged relationship and restore their trust for one another while facing a dangerous new alliance: Minerva and Opal Koboi are working together. Rating may go up for adult themes and violence in later chapters

Very short one-shot. Humour/humour. Post TTP. Artemis invites Holly to the manor for a game of chess and soon finds it hard to concentrate. Needless to say, his elf-kissing days are far from over...

A parody of Blame Canada, but about Minerva...

Dean Winchester lives his life in the cold, believing that he’s undeserving. When he gets a taste of God’s love, it’s more than he can handle, and he makes a choice that might lead to his damnation. Or his salvation. Dean/Castiel. Set after 4.02

New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

Dean hates those touchy-feely moments and Sam's just full of them.

Because she is bored, Aphrodite sends Cupid to shoot his arrows. However, it seems like she's seen everything before. So when she finds a totally unique relationship, she decides to play with it. Chaos and drama ensured. Better summary inside. AH AM

A Sixth-year Mercury fic. It's Albus versus the Quaffle once again. He made it through in First Year, but now the stakes have changed. How will our hero react? What will he do? Can he snark his way out of this one?

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

Deceit! Romance! Hufflepuffs running for the hills! Watch Albus, Rose and Scorpius as they come up with the rules that will govern their lives together through their Hogwarts years, and watch what nearly tears them apart.

Five times the dictionary failed Rose Weasley. Unsurprisingly, each time involved Scorpius Malfoy. R/S -ONESHOT-

A heavily pregnant Hermione is really not in the mood. But Ron continues to try and bring her round to his way of thinking... R/Hr fluff, all-dialogue fic.

A collection of letters written by well-known Harry Potter characters after their first days at Hogwarts - past, present and future. Lily, Sirius, Remus, Severus, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Albus Severus, Rose and Scorpius.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

It is the closest he can get to explaining that sharing with Fred is not like sharing at all, because Fred is the other half of himself." Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthdays project, and to celebrate Fred and George's birthday.

RoseScorpius. Rose receives an unusual Valentine, but it's not from Scorpius. And that is, really rather disappointing. Oneshot.

An old antagonist is back, and he wants the lives of Holly and Artemis. As his plan unfolds, they must again join to save their worlds. But with reckless romances brewing and old ones spewing, their mistakes may have dire consequences. Orion nominated!

At The Burrow before Fred's funeral, the family are trying to cope. And failing... Each chapter deals with a different character. Rated T for bad language. Now complete.

The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?

An eighth grader ponders on the apparent normalcy of her crush. Random Drabble by an OC on Percy. Oneshot. Double warning. It's Random. It's a Drabble.

Silver's lust for treasure and Jim's childhood dream collide as Flint's trove is found. Yet through the bitter whispers of a mutiny, Sora sees the lines between right and wrong blur. Could she possibly become a traitor among her pirate commrades? Romance.

Will it really take a Bludger to the head to make Rose Weasley realise that Scorpius Malfoy was the one who had always been there? Oneshot. RWSM

Wilson notices the number of songs on House's iPod.

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

The last unwritten chapter of Deathly Hallows. Certainly not as good as J.K. Rowling would have written it, but a softer ending all the same.

DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.

Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.

Oneshot sequel in three parts for Bond. Timestamp meme for Calíope Amphora, who asked for a story set postBond, for the boys' first anniversary.

He was Muggle-born, a Hufflepuff, and a slob. Andromeda couldn't understand why a boy with messy hair and untidy ways was so popular until she realised no one enjoyed life like Ted Tonks. It was no secret he liked her...and she didn't like his girlfriend.

The best laid plans of Mews go awry when Ichigo's birthday bash for Masaya becomes a party for two with Kish.

‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP

And, as if by some sick, cruel joke the world decided to play on him, a loud crack suddenly resounded through the forest, bouncing off the trees and echoing in Sam’s ears like a scream he’d never forget.

Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU

The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash

Just a goofy little oneshot about James and Lily. Over their years at Hogwarts and once afterwards, James asks Lily various questions, none of which work out quite as planned. JPLE

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

[Drabble] CD x HP A chance encounter in the kitchens the night of the Yule Ball. Christmastime fluff for the two Champions. [includes: christmas cookies and boys in white oxfords]

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Snape and Harry bet on whether or not Harry will survive the final battle against Voldemort. In case he wins, Harry wants 3 seconds of Snape’s time to do whatever he pleases with them. It's a deal. HPSS1Shot

Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will

Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.

Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...

Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.

Bored, Kish returns to Ichigo's bathtub, just in time to ruin her romantic evening with Masaya! Ichigo X Kish

I'm no Ravenclaw, but I finally learnt to take no for an answer... When James stops asking Lily out, she tells him that's not Quidditch!

AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...

Kish, the sexy elfin-eared alien, enjoys one of earth's greatest luxuries: the bath. The only problem is it's not his bathroom... Ichigo X Kish

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.

Sirius Black is now Harry's legal guardian. Life is great... until a woman shows up on their doorstep and drops off Sirius's longlost daughter, throwing their lives into chaos.

A story in limerick verse. HxD slash. Draco commandeers the mistletoe and Harry sets out to put a stop to it.

Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)

HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'

'"Good luck, Ron," said Hermione, standing on tiptoe and kissing him on the cheek.' Ron's anguish over his first Quidditch match is soothed by a certain Ms. Granger.

Harry Potter has a lot of questions for Severus Snape. HPSS Slash. Shortfic.