A monster with a lantern meets a fox who shows him what its like to be human. Those were the things he gave up for his undeath. But her antics start to stir up fond memories of the life that was forcibly taken from him. He wonders whether he should embrace her ways of thinking...then he remembers that humans are idiots who can't even remember to click his lantern...

Peridot, fed up with her mother's ploy to hook her up with her boss's loser son, hires Jasper to be her fake girlfriend. Which seemed like the perfect plan, in theory. Except Peridot finds herself having trouble keeping it in her pants for her hot new friend. Jaspidot

In the depths of Hell, a group of survivors are pushed to their limit as they fight for their lives. Loosely based off The Binding of Isaac.