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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In the Cards by oooshinythings reviews
Was this a date? Lily found herself thinking. They had planned a time and a place, and met to be together. No, not to be together, Lily corrected herself, to do work. They were here to do work. Lily was here to do work. Not to think about James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,991 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Beautiful Addiction ♣♠ Revised and Revisited ♠♣ by Autumn Amethyst reviews
REWRITE Lily knew she shouldn't. She was lying to her friends and everyone else. James was a Cavillor, and she an Ausculto. They were fundamentally incompatible, and yet charged with bringing everyone together. As if that would happen without a storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,322 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 340 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Distant Cousins of Eris reviews
AU LJ in Edwardian England... Can society's prejudices be overcome?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,857 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Newton Knows Best by charmingly-holly reviews
Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hidden by Jillian Ryn reviews
AU No one suspects the boys in the fourth year Gryffindor dorm to be the infamous Marauders. Everyone knows they hate each other... Don't they? The secret would have died with them if it weren't for a beautiful girl with red hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,170 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 12/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4717 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
When Dawn Breaks The Night by KirbeeDesirae reviews
By all appearances, James Potter has been lost in the darkness of life. It has become a series of trials and annoyances, but possibly, the unrelenting presence of Lily Evans could make things different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,634 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Out Of Print by gpoy reviews
LJ, one shot. Both Lily and James are taking Defence Against the Dark Arts. Both Lily and James need a textbook. Problem is, there's one copy left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/12/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Reluctant Chaser by Mardia reviews
When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Marauders Matchmaking Inc by it's a riot reviews
A Lily and James story. Lily needs to find a date to a wedding, and the Marauders cause a little commotion by pranking her dates out of jealousy and good intentions. Read up to see if these guys can bear the wrath of the Marauders... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,689 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Beautiful Game by gpoy reviews
[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,003 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Winding Path by Zetta reviews
James Potter's had a rough year, and when he decided he needs a break from being an Auror, Dumbledore comes up with an interesting proposition... Yes, it's alive! Updated and edited 1125! PreOotP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,226 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Albus D.
Pensieve by Oy Angelina reviews
She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 403,195 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hem Hem This, Hem Hem That by MissSugarQuill reviews
James Potter. Watch as his head deflates! Slowly... but surely. And all for a GIRL. Lily Evans. With 'lil kisses, disturbing talks and echidnas along the way. Yay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,050 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Agree to Disagree reviews
With their arguments becoming more and more predictable, Lily and James turn the tables on each other by becoming...James and Lily. Not in body, but in mindset. With all of their flaws exposed it's only a matter of time before the love shines through.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Rise and Shine reviews
Waking up is hard to do...unless you're Lily Evans. Staying awake can be rough...unless you're James Potter. So what's a night owl to do when he can't catch the early bird?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete