-waves- Hello! I'm not sure if anyone reads these or not, but here I am, doing it anyway. ;P So let's start with the basics, shall we?

The Basics:

Personality: I'm actually quite cheery, but in my own bizarre, morbid, snarky way. I'm very sarcastic. I swear a lot, but oddly enough I don't really type them (unless it's in a story), it's too much effort. XP

Sex: Female

Age: -gasps- It's not polite to ask a lady her age. What's that? There isn't a lady here? -looks around- You're right, but I'm still not going to tell you ;P

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, listening to music, cursing, laughing, learning new things, finding humor in things that make me sound slightly nuts

Fav. Color: Black, red, purple, white (yes, yes, I know. white is, actually, the absence of all color), pink, aqua, dark green

Fav. Books and/or Authors: The Dictionary and Thesaurus (I know, you're thinking, "She's joking, right?"), this is too hard right now, so I'll just say this: almost any fiction and almost any non-fiction, comic books, how-to manuals, manga, you name it and I'll probably read it

Fav. Movies and Shows:Beetlejuice (the movie and the cartoon), Labyrinth, Invader Zim, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Loveless, DBZ, Naruto, Inuyasha, I'll add more later ;P

Fav. Quotes: "If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning." - Catherine Aird (I think)

"Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are."
- Mason Cooley

"Fiction is like a spider's web, attached ever so lightly perhaps, but still attached to life at all four corners."
- Virginia Woolf

"Research means that you don't know, but are willing to find out."
- Charles F. Kettering

"Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought."
- Sir Arthur Helps

Now, if anyone has a suggestion for this -gestures randomly around- profile thing, let me know please! Also, feel free to send me a message!