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Author has written 6 stories for Warriors, Phantom of the Opera, Kingdom Hearts, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. I'm Jaime. I write fanfiction from time to time. Anything from Circles down is very old and will probably be removed at some point out of shame. Expect updates to be slow and likely somewhat irregular as I'm a full-time university student with a variety of commitments. I currently have three planned stories, all Hetalia. Should you be interested you can find me elsewhere at: teaandhemlock.tumblr.com |
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Fidelitas by General Kitty Girl reviews
Breton birthed and Dragonborn destined; Arthur is a man of great power and forever lusting for more. It is a fine line between being the hero of legends or the nightmare of a nation, and Arthur chooses his side based on the rewards to be gained. This is a collection of tales from the combined universes of Hetalia and Skyrim, all of which are USUK/UKUS in origin. Discretion advised.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,900 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 2/15/2013 - England/Britain, America
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Midnight by chainmailbucket reviews
COMPLETE! Meet Roxas, you're average scatter-head blonde with no outstanding attributes... Save for a maniacally abusive mother and some absolutely caring friends. When a crazy redhead decides that he's had enough watching from afar, Roxas has no idea how to deal with the consequences- the good and the bad. Mainly AxelRoxas pairing. Also Zemyx, Soriku, and gods know what else.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,361 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Arthur's Phases by Smrtypantz reviews
You couldn’t describe Arthur Kirkland with just one word, mainly because there were just too many things that he was. A drabble fic about all of Arthur's different personalities in Alfred's POV Ch. 13 Sick England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - England/Britain, America
The Day the World Stood Chibi by Riku's Dark Vampire Girl reviews
What happens when Sora, Riku, and Organization XIII wake up to be chibis? Just who's the person that made it that way? An idea I've had and will try to update constantly. Maybe funny.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,664 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Sora
The Chocolate Vampire by Estra reviews
After his breakup with Kairi, Sora sought out a habit of eating chocolate. On his way home from a meeting of friends, Sora passes out, only to be saved by Riku, the best looking boy ever. but he doesn't have eyes for Sora, but Kairi. RS mafia!Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sora, Riku
Vagabonds by Kesiala reviews
It started as a vacation with Sora showing them the worlds he had visited. They were just three teenagers traveling together and having fun. Pretending to be normal. The trouble came when they tried to go home. Normal isn't for them. SoraxRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,598 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sora, Riku
Breaking Glass by AshtrayHeart86 reviews
When dreams become too much, and a teenage boy never leaves his mind, Roy Mustang realizes he needs help. What he didn't count on was a mental asylum, his own sanity slipping away, or Edward's true intentions. RoyxEd. RoyxMaes. AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,066 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Demon & Daughter by PrinceRoxas reviews
Kaito is despised by the villagers because he is a demon. But when a blind girl named Miku appears on his doorstep, he learns what it's like to love. Based off a Vocaloid song by the same name and uses Vocaloid mascots Miku Hatsune and Kaito.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
The Restaurant by Mamotte Ageru reviews
Axel works at a restaurant. Roxas is a student at the school on the opposite side of the street from the restaurant. Oh, and Axel is a Roxasphile. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Kingdom Dorks II by Usagi-Zakura reviews
Parody on Kingdom Hearts II. Sora wakes up in Twiligth Town, discovering someone's been drawing on his face. Who drew it there? How is Riku able to get a tanks into the haunted mansion? Why is Xigbar only saying random stuff? R&R and maybe you'll find out
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,875 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Roxas, Sora
Roy's Answering Machine by Fists of Feury reviews
Mustang's very own answering machine, finally! Will he ever call any of them back? How many death threats will he get? Will Armstrong ever stop callng? WILL THE IDENTITIES OF MR. FLUFFIKINS AND SNUGGLEBEAR BE REVEALED? Read and find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
KH Survivor Malaguapu Island by Opalynne reviews
What would happen if you forced the characters from KH to compete against each other for 1 million dollars? Chaos and randomness! Read at your own risk...you might fry your brain...And beware of falling objects. They do seem to be everywhere.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,472 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Just Once? by ChristieGordon reviews
EdxRoy, Yaoi, Lemon, Limes. When Ed and Roy are forced to share a one bed hotel room, a relationship starts that must endure through numerous trials, making Ed and Roy grow in the process.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,601 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Strum a Melody for Me by kitfallen reviews
Zexion Ishida has a lot of problems... he lost his hearing at the age of ten, changed highschools when he was sixteen, and became college roommates with Demyx when he was eighteen.. Wait... why is that last one a problem? .AU Zemyx. .deaf!Zexion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,991 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Zexion, Demyx
For a Change by Jyo-Chan reviews
He had always led the normal teenager life. He had good friends, a good family, good grades and a good school. But when you suddenly add in an unknown factor, everything changes. For better or for worse. Axel x Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 250,604 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bonding Time With Our Favorite Keyblade Master! by i am not imaginary reviews
Sora's friends, Riku and Kairi have always wanted to meet Sora's family.So they meet each member.All thirteen.Luckily that week each member decides to spend some bonding time with the trio.So Riku and Kairi discover more about Sora than before.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Watch Me Fall To Pieces by DecemberxAngel reviews
When Sora is kicked out of his house, he finds himself with no job, no money, and no place to go. What happens when he befriends a kind redhead and her mysterious stepbrother? Sometimes secrets are all people have. SoraxRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,181 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Kingdom Idiots! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
The Organization Moves In by GoDancetheSound reviews
Upon becoming humans again, the Organization decide to stick together and live under one roof, only promising insanity. Expect DDR contests, wild dreams, romance and just plain nonsense! Tons of Square characters visit. Pairings.... R&R?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,050 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Demyx, Axel
This Is Going Nowhere by Roxas desu reviews
Another AkuRoku fic. Roxas works a a perfume shop when he runs into Axel one day, but he doesn't remember him! Poor Axel is panicing to try to make Roxas remember so he can be with him, but what could he do? Time's running out and Roxas is getting annoyed
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Eight by RK Ryune reviews
A young boy in Agrabah grows up to become a thief and a Nobody. Axelcentric, first person
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Axel - Complete
Asymmetrical by Muffinizer reviews
[One Shot] Axel, Roxas thought as he scribbled little hearts and redheaded pyromaniacs all over the wet splotch on his notebook, is much like an asymmetrical, idiotic sponge. [AkuRoku] [Thank you, science textbook. :D]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pointless by WeaselChick reviews
Basically, an Organization XIII story that mostly revolves around Axel, Marluxia, Zexion, and Roxas. No pairings, no nothing but pure stupidity that can be translated into humor by some. Slightly AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,980 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006
Schooling the Organization by ExileFromLife reviews
The Organization suffers a mishap involving the dark portals. They are transported to a world that A Erases their memories and B Makes them go to school in the grade of their number! Problems? The Superior is a First Grader!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Roxas
Here Kitty Kitty by Sonic Sunshine reviews
Janga hasn't been himself since he lost that fight on the moon. Three years later he's miserable in Hell, but an opportunity to redeem himself is just within reach. Namco x Capcom based.
Klonoa - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007
Sanctuary Earth by Tapangwa reviews
with their lives on the line, the Tallest have only one planet they can hide out on. RAPR in later chapters. open to flames
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
Jhonen's Irksome Creations: Attack of the Restless by the Star-Seal reviews
We saw Jhonen beat the hell out of HellFans and blasted the devil with evil powers. But he never dreamed he'd have to face THESE angry enemies too. Finished!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
The IZ Horror Picture Show by animeninjaNIPPON reviews
[rating has gone up] Dib and Gaz get lost on the way to a paranormal convention one stormy night, and have to take refuge with some hedonistic aliens... [AU, multiple slash and het pairings]
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
GIR's Friday Night Live by ShNLo reviews
When GIR decides to host his own talkshow, things get pretty nutty pretty fast... can you handle the nuttiness? A collection of onechapter stories.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 9/28/2005
Be My Escape by RK Ryune reviews
Sometimes, we fic addicts need to run away from life. We run to this website to escape. But what then? sequel to Forward Motion
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005
The Past of Invader VIZ by Kylee M. Fowler reviews
.:Finished:. A prequal to my story, The story of Invader VIZ Old pen name: Invader VIZ
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
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Sympathy reviews
Arthur sold his soul to a demon. The outcome wasn't what either of them expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2016
Everything Has An End reviews
There comes a point where you have to call it quits. Arthur has finally hit that point, Antonio hasn't.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2016
Circles reviews
Arthur finds Italy doing something and soon finds himself chasing down the answer to his question: What's the significance of writing someone's name in a circle? USXUK hint of GermanyXN.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
95 reviews
Roxas is depressed so Axel sings a song to cheer him up. For AkuRoku day, so it's AkuRoku. T for suggestive themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Know your stars:Phantom of the Opera version! reviews
This was written on phychotic impulse.Just so you know that it's going to be pretty that very strange.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
Firestar as the Phantom of the Opera reviews
This is a twisted version of WarriorsPhantom of the Opera, with Firestar as the Phantom. This is cowritten by one of my friends, and it is a comedy, so read it.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete