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I am a university student studying engineering and physics (long and complicated story). I write because it's enjoyable. And because it's funny putting my Orks in a real jam.

The Orks of Tam'urt News

07FEB2014 Chapter 28 is nearly completed. Once the story is finished (I'm not sure how many more chapters that will take) I will rewrite the first few chapters before... starting the sequal! (in other words, expect writing from me for many years to come). Also if you haven't read Deff Skwadron (a comic published by the Black Library) you are missing out on some good Orky fun. Go find it! It's on the internet somewhere. I finally aquired my own physical copy sometime last year.

18AUG12 Expect the next story update in September - I got a few tests and assignments that need to be done first :). Though I am not writing for a couple of weeks I am always thinking of details and plot bunnies (or just random Ork stuff!). I also have a competition I want to enter on DA and it ends soon s that is also taking priority (good news is, it's an Ork comic strip :D).

05JUL2012 I am editing and then continuing to wrote te story. See the story for the entire update. Also, sorry it appears in all bold, I have no idea why this is. It didn't look like that in the document manager or my file on the computer.

12FEB10 Planning to write more chapters shortly. Posted a poll to get a few opinions first. I have plotted out what is going to happen, but depending on poll results, I may either speed things up or alter them.

The Orks of Tam'urt - Factoids!

Yes, I'm bored and have a slight case of writters block (okay, so Ongrat requested a day off while he got over his irritable bowel syndrome... all those violent scenes left him with a gut full of WAAAAGH! energy to contend with). But here goes!

So... factoids... well, I'll start with anything I can remember! I'll try and group facts together by relevency to each other:

-Cezzy-Po sings "Don't Get Lost In Heaven" by the Gorillaz in chapta four.

- Brudz sings "Voodoo Child" by the Rogue Traders in chapta eight.

- I though I had a paragraph in the underground base where Sam hummed something, but I must have deleted it...

- "Tam'urt" was named after the town I live at (my town name isn't Tam'urt, but it's something similar).

- Squigsy was meant to be named Squiggy, but I decided Squiggy was a crap name (so I made a lame excuse to change it).

- The terrain is based on the Australian terrain (makes it easier for me to describe more accurately).

- Red things really do go faster. (lol)

- Mumzy is older than Gotshik.

- Some of the jokes are actually based on real events (but not all, obviously I've never once seen or played poker as violent as scar poka!)

- I remember the clans by colour because it's easier ("Blue ork dude! Black ork dude! Yeah, that red one! Oh wait, he's yellow! Brown ork dude that got splattered! Green? They're ALL green!")

- "Say of Da Day" doesn't actually relate to the chapta in some weird subliminal way... it's just randomly there, because it can be.

- "Tankabell" was supposed to be "Tinkerbell" but, well, I just wouldn't have it.

- Oric was scheduled to be killed off, because I got pissed off at who he was based on... now that plan has changed. Slightly. (and now that has also been changed! What could be in store for Oric!?)

- All "moonswing alter egos" are based upon either mythical characters, historical people and things, fictional characters from comics, movies, games, and/or books, and other random stuff.

- Cezzy-Po is obsessed with bare chests. She also enjoys hacking them open, and modifying what's inside.

- Ilgil was originally going to be a boy.

- Oric is actually older than Jamz, but Jamz is slightly larger (even more so when he's in his armour)

- Brudz is better at fixing or building things which don't involve too much electrical cables and/or electronic devices (... until something "strange" happens... *future event*)

- The planet the Orks are on had once been inhabited by humans aproximately 100 years in their past, and a war had raged between the Orks and Imperials. The planet was practically abandoned and the citizens left to fend for them themselves however, when the human forces (Imperials, Space Marines, Battle Sisters etc) were pulled away to fight the new threat of the Tyrannids. Why the planet was not merely nuked to sterilise it remains a mystery to most humans; only the Commisar of the moon station orbiting the planet knows why this is so. (this is subject to change until it is mentioned in text).

- The humans named said-moon Oblivious, and named the planet Octavius Three. The Orks, however, don't have a name for either (except for the Bad Moons, who have a name for the moon, but they have not been introduced into the story yet).

Now for the shameless self promotion of my Ork art!

Visit my Wathammer folder in my DeviantART gallery - plenty more than what you see below!

NEW - Ork File #91 - Thor

NEW - Ork File #39 - Red Head

NEW - Ongrat Firin' his WAAAAGH! Animation

NEW - Brudz 'I See Smurfs'

Ork File #25 - Mr. Slitty

Dok Cezzy-Po

Mokka The Weirdboy Coloured

Mokka The Weirdboy Lineart

Ilgil The Weirdgirl

Scene featuring Orlen Brudz

Epic failure at inking the above image.

Here's some of my Tyrannid army painted.

My Fan Fictions

Gruntish: (at Deviantart only). My first ever fan fiction! All about Covenant Grunts and their friends on a Covenant space ship. Lots of humour! Currently (12FEB10) has 10 large chapters. Continuing very soon!

The Orks of Tam'urt: This is my most recent story. It's an adventure/humour based on the Warhammer 40K Orks and a handful of Imperial Gaurdsmen. With well over 80,000 words typed (not all of which has been uploaded to Fan Fiction just yet - that many words takes alot of editing!) it is by far my longest story ever. Aiming to upload once at least every 2 weeks.