Esmerelda01-is-Esme-Bretthide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Mediator, and Twilight. Hello sweethearts! You know me as Esmerelda01, or Mariah; a mediator fic writer. This site has been a marvellicious (if Beyonce can get Bootylicious into Websters, then I'm going for marvellicious) place for me to develop my writing. I have met some fabulous people who have encouraged me: Sevvy101, Chocolatechipsurprise, I Want to Be Jesse's Girl, RexyB, and Bunnylass. You all are such ... sweethearts. I have also met some wonderful people who have inspired me: like georgeygirl and Tropical Sorbet. Now days, I am working on a new project: a romance novel, as Esme Brett. Just like HRH Meg Cabot did, I want to break into the writing game by writing about steamy clinches and smouldering eyes. What is not to love? I'm hoping that you will follow me on my novel-writing journey. I will have steamy sex scenes needing an outsider's opinion, characters and locations who need names, a gazillion grammatical questions, and funny (I hope) one-liners and whole scenes which I want to share. As a nod to fanfiction net, my pen name is Esme Brett. As in Esme(relda) Brett. You can find me: On Twitter: https://twitter.com/EsmeBrett On Wordpress (although my blog is still pretty basic whilst I’m still figuring out how the site works): At Gmail: esme.brett@gmail.com All my love, Esme (Mariah) | |||||||
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Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,286 - Reviews: 5186 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 6,050 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Here We Go Again by meenajon reviews
Elena's human, and a mother, and she's wondering why she's gone to Damon for help.... A little ElenaDamon but a little of something more.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Elena, Damon
And My Alias Is by The Dark Shark reviews
[AU] Suze Simon was a mediator, before she lost her gift. Yet she's still living a double life, now working as a spy for the CIA. But when her gift returns, is she living... a triple life?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,472 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 3/24/2006
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,744 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9863 - Favs: 6,111 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking Glass by goldenmeadow reviews
The soul takes flight to the world that is invisible and thereupon arriving she is sure of bliss and forever dwells in paradise.' Heartbreaking, blissful beauty unfolds around Edward’s dilemma, Bella’s dream, and their destiny. Love vs. time. AU/canon. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
FiftyEight Nights by Eowyn77 reviews
Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and "a happy place" is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,648 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Queen by Frolicking Bananas reviews
AU: Jesse is crowned king of his country upon the death of his father. Not only does he have the responsibility of ruling his country, he also has to get married. Will he find the right girl or will he be forced into a loveless marriage?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,251 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S.
The Inappropriate Touch by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Lolly's answer to the controversial Nessie and Jacob relationship, to the tune of Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Priority Client by Eowyn77 reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
The RPattz Rap, Sir Mixalot Style by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Oh, my, God, Rhianne, look who they cast. He’s just so crap. He looks like he’s got caterpillar eyebrows. But ya know, caterpillars are just so last year..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Fairy Tale by annegirl1324 reviews
A poem written for a school assignment. A dark and twisted retelling of Cinderella. Read the author's note first, please. It has an important explanation.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
A True Rose by LolliliciousLolly reviews
The simple beauties of a rose. A breakaway story from Flashlight, lovingly written with JFCers supporters at heart.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Occupational Hazards by Delilah Wigglesworth reviews
When Paul turns up in ghost form in Suze's room, she's practically scared to death. Which, to her, would be a relief. However, she lives, and is forced to solve Paul's problem. But, does Paul see it as a problem? Not when he has Suze to play with...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,519 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 6/17/2004
What If things were different? by Double-O-9-and-a-half reviews
a short oneshot[was but decided to pursue] on what may have happened if Jesse actually kissed Suze in the second book instead of the screaming woman interrupting first time please review!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Stepping State by sarramaks reviews
Set immediately after RotG, A Stepping State focuses on the beginning of Daine and Numair's relationship and the rebuilding of Tortall after the Immortals War. Contains fluff and some peril! Please R & R. FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,057 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Interlude by sarramaks reviews
Set straight after the fall of the barrier in ROtG and fills in what might have happened before Daine and Numair reach Port Legann. Some DN nearlyfluff. My first fanfic! Please review! COMPLETE EPILOGUE NOW UP
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,430 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Camp Happy Face by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Camp Happy Face: Place of fun, friendship and sex I MEAN, place of the delinquents. Suze and Paul's 18th17th summer. Away from normality, civilization, and Jesse. Oh, dear. [Temporarily discontinued...sob.]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,719 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005
Pretty Spry For a Dead Guy by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Jesse is in love with himself...again.Disclaimed to Meg Cabot and Offspring. Song parody. Hehe...well, I think its funny. So there. Enjoy!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Complete
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The Daughter Of reviews
2011 Update! I know, I can hardly believe it either. Its a fluffy, hilarious excuse the lask of modesty chapter that didn't really fit into the story timeline but I couldn't bear not to share it. Meanwhile, it might buy me some time to try finish it?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,867 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005
For Erika reviews
A one-shot for my dear reviewer Erika/ Sevvy101; who is a joint winner of my competition for the best "The Daughter Of" review.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
FICsongFAN reviews
Oneshot Bella's trying out a new band. Cancer, overcoats canes and tophats, none of which make sense. Edward explains it, and in turn, Bella explains something to him. Read it, please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
AFTERMATH reviews
A different life, a different Mediator, and a different set of a problems. Allegra Carlyle is one of those arrogant high flyers that you’d just LOVE to throw rocks at. But a tragic accident lets Allegra know a little something about her priorities.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007
gotta catch 'em all! reviews
Oneshot for Stark-Raving-Lolly's 'testosterone piosoning' comp. Paul and Jesse, scrappin it out . . . POKEMON STYLE. Suffice to say, I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
NIGHTMARE reviews
An . . . alternative . . . oneshot that [sort of] marches to the beat of a Happily Ever After story. WARNING. I did say ‘sort of.’ Be lovely and read and review it, woncha?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
True Friend reviews
M.C.B.C Seven and Deadly Sin entry. Gina and Envy. When a sin gets hold of your best friend, she has two choices. She can either break IT, or you . . .
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Moody Blue reviews
It had to happen sometime didn't it? All the moodswings and the yelling . . .
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2006
Off Limits reviews
ONESHOT. My entry for the MCBC 'Paul Slater needs a date' Comp.Obviosly this is about PAUL getting a DATE!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Guilt reviews
ONESHOT This is my entry in the 'Spawn of the Mediators' comp on the MCBC. Jesse and Suze are married and they have a son together. Or, actually, they HAD a son together. READ AND REVEIW!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete