Yo, sup?

Jesse here, your crazy...um…acquaintance.

I know what you’re thinking…okay so maybe I don’t…maybe you don’t even have a brain. Like me and Ali! Woo-hoo! Welcome to the club buddy!

Anywho, I’m just a crazy thirteen year who lives in Texas, USA. And F.Y.I. I don’t have a horse, cowboys boots, a ten-gallon hat, although we do have about three guns in our house -smiles evilly-

Okay so here’s the dealio, me my best bud, Al (only I can call her that) used to help me with the stories but she got lazy and never did any work so I was like, "You know what fat ass?" And she was like, "What?" And I was all,"You're not doing shit. So either get off your fat ass or give up!" And then she goes, "Okay... see ya!" Then she walked out of the door! Gah!

I know, I’m completely mental. But you have to admit, without us mental people you would have no one to make fun of. So nya! -and that class, is the sound of someone sticking out their tongue-

I’ve been getting’ a bunch of complaints from my otha buds sayin’ “Well how the hell are they gonna know what you look like?” and I was like, “Psh, fine. I’ll make thing that describes things on my profile page.” So here it is, describingmy horrible selves.

Name: Jesse (Jessica) Coleman

Age: 13

Height: I think 5’5” or something like that

Weight: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUISINESS! (Ali: She weighs about 120) Me: SHUT UP!

Eye color: Dark brown

Hair: It’s like a light golden brown kinda, mildly long like a little above the middle of my back, andwavey

Skin tone: Tan (the tannest one out of my friends!)

Birthday and Star Sign: July 26, 1992 making me a Leo! Here kitty, kitty!

Favorite Show and Character(s): Beyblade no doubt! Tala (I love Tala so much! #squeals as a few people back away#) Oh, and Bryan! I love Bry too. Oh yeah, and Kai's cool too. I also like Johnny, caus I think he's cute, (Even though he could do without that suit of armor. All the Mejestics could.) Anyways! As a few other charaters I like: Ray (I still think he should attack someone with those fangs of his) Maxie, Oliver (he's such a cutie! And he's NOT GAY! It takes one Hell of a man to use a pink beyblade and be proud!), Enrique (even though he's a total flirt. I think it's cute #.#) uh... other... people I can't seem to remember right now.

Likes: Big cats, big dogs, pizza (oh yum .), the smell of coconut, fire, animals that scare other people even me sometimes(E.A: Snakes, spiders, ect.) food in general (.~ I'm a fat ass, it's okay) making weak people cry! Muahaha!

Hates: Bitchy preps (I know a few preps who aren't half bad. Some of them are really nice), bitchy people, people who critize others when they know nothing about them,

Music: The music I listen to is a mix of Rap, Hip-Hop, R&B, Dance, Techno, Rock, Punk Rock, Heavy Metal--all that shit. Most of my friends hate Rap and I'm fine with that. But if someone doesn't like me because of the music I listen to, then I only have this to say... UP YOURS FAG! Ahem anyways.

~My top favorite isa band I just discovered a few days ago, who are totally great! I give you! Hollywood Undead! If you've never heard of them, you should get out of that whole you call a life, and check em' out atThey've some of their music on the side and if anyone's wondering, they don't have a CD out yet since they're new. But they still rock! Oh right, other music people:
~Linkin Park
~Panic! At the Disco
~No doubt
~System of a Down
~Gorrillaz
~Evanescence
~ATB
~Limp Bizkit
~Sisqo
~Marylin Manson fo sho!
~R. Kelly
~Good Charlot
~Jo Jo
~Outcast
~Baby Bash
~Chingy
~B2K
~Nelly
~Eminem
~AC~DC
~Hoobastank
~3 Doors Down

Yeah I know, I listen to a lot of music, but hey! Doesn't every teen?

Jesse:

-Okay, I was born in Laffette, Lousiana and moved to a really ghetto part of Columbia when I was... I think about two.
-Then when I was three I moved to Austin, Texas.
-Then when I was like... six I guess, I moved to Fort Worth/ Dallas, Texas where I lived right next to Ali! My best buddy evah!
-Yeah, so I lived there for about four years then I -moved not too far, like five minutes in a car of sumthing.
-Mostly because I lived in the ghetto and my mom wanted me to be 'safe'. Psh, whatevah. Lol.
-But me and her get together every weekend and still call each other all the time.

Jesse: Great. Yeah, I bet after reading all that you’re ready to go puke up your lunch, huh? Well too bad for you, caus’ I didn’t eat lunch today! Ha! M-kay, well I’m having a brain fart and I can’t think of any other useless information for you to rot your brain over with. So…bye!