Salix Ardeohide bio
Haha! Behold the profile of spooky doom! I just wanted to see if it would work and show me my favorites so I wouldn't have to go through so much trouble... o_o Hmm. It shouldn't be an entire waste of space though, so I suppose I'll write random things for my amusement. Favorite TV shows: House, CSI: NY, Lost, CSI, Law & Order: SVU, Angel, My Name Is Earl, The Office (British and USA versions,) Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, and Invader ZIM. I adore books and have far too many favorites to name. I'm just naming them to myself. WHAT IS THE DEAL! This profile is the property of the Half-Blood Prince. |
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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 12,825 - Follows: 7,408 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Inevitable by Eggplant and Caviar reviews
Hermione has always relied on logic, but when she starts having prophetic dreams about a potion that leads you to your soulmate, logic won't matter. She is about to have an encounter with the two things she fears most: Divination and Professor Snape. (Moved to Ashwinder! Please finish story there!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
God Be Praised! by Glittering Pegasus reviews
Or: 'The Lengths House Will Go to Get Rid of Religious Zealots.' It's all in the title. [Warning: Implied HousexWilson PreSlash and some religious humor]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces by Krissy Mae Anderson reviews
The last time Stacy left, Wilson was the one stuck picking up the pieces. Slashy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House
Take Little Steps by delga reviews
Hawkes fic. Boy, you gotta learn to walk and not run. Five moments that turn the tide.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Supernova by delga reviews
Angst: Mac POV, MS. She falls into you.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
New Perspective 1 THE CHOSEN by Bellegeste reviews
aka NEVILLE AND THE BOROMETZ. Wracked with doubts after the death of Dumbledore, Hermione and Neville, assisted by the legendary Borometz, embark on a dangerous quest to find Snape and learn the truth. Nominated for two Multifaceted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,089 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Random Acts by mercutio-rane reviews
What's a momentary act of kindness to a werewolf? Quite a bit if you're the werewolf. Ten memories in chronological order featuring Lily, James, Sirius, Tonks, Minerva, Harry, Dumbledore, Molly, and Snape. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,176 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 424 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Never Fall For An Angel by Mikhyel reviews
Crowley's thoughts on loving Aziraphale. Unrequited love is not fun, but makes for pretty poetry.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2004
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Thinking Inside the Box by Kellinator reviews
The detectives react to a revolting discovery in the Box.
Homicide: Life on the Streets - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2003
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Knowledge is Its Own Reward by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Have you ever had a theory...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 288 - Published: 1/8/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001