Well, uh, 'Sup? I am Desperado Fox (FictionPress, FanFction), also known as Dez Dorado (Xbox Live) and Desperado247 (GameFAQS and other places) in my other accounts across the web. And quite frankly I don't like writing bios. But because of the 2 day 'anti-spam' waiting period, i thought "Screw it, lets do this S#!@!" And so here we go.

I am a Brazilian-born Canadian writer, drawer, and gamer living in the city of Vancouver in the Province (not STATE) of British Columbia. I write mostly original works, since it means i have a little more liberty, but hey, who knows? Maybe I will do some work for Fan Fiction... maybe.

My real name? Eh, its quite long, just call me Dez or Luiz if you don't want to use my Pen Name. Everyone does.

A few things I want to get out of the way

1.) No I do NOT speak Spanish (fluently), in Brazil, we speak Portuguese.

2.) That doesn't mean you can swear at me in Spanish, I will probably get the gist of what you are saying.

3.) No, I do not live in an igloo.

4.) No, I do not own a pet beaver called Bucky

5.) No, I do not drive a dog sled to school (however cool that may be).

6.) Yes I do like foxes, and I do draw and write about Anthropomorphic foxes.

7.) That does NOT make me an "extreme Furry". I don't spent my time pretending to be a fox on message boards and try to lick other users. I also do NOT have 20GB of yiffs on my computer.

8.) I am NOT a violent or aggressive person by nature so don't be afraid to approach me with any negative comments or anything like that. And most certainly do not be afraid to approach me with positive comments. Though I don't know why you would be.

Some quick facts:

Favorite color: Red (only because white is a shade)

Favorite color Combinations: Black/Red, White/Black

Favorite car: Lamborghini Diablo

Favorite Affordable (sort of) Car: Subaru Impreza

Music Flavor: Classic Rock

Favorite Animal: Fox (Duh!)

Favorite Fox: Toss up between Red Foxes and Corsac Foxes (also known as Steppe Foxes)