Like I said, Lucius takes a dip. A parody, spoof, whatever you want to call it. A good example of how not to write, but if you want to read it I suppose it's LM/HG and, yes, it has some M content.

A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.

FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.

1891: Seven-year-old Aberforth doesn't understand what happened to his sister Ariana. Warning: implied rape of a child. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

1976: There's a new girl at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is. Meta/crack fic about how not to write fanfic. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

1981: In the final days of the first war with Voldemort, Lily resorts to Dark magic, James is not a hero, Peter justifies himself, Harry sees all but understands nothing, and everyone has secrets to keep. Warnings: violence, dark magic. Written 2004-2005. To be edited and podficced at a later date.