Hi. I'm Dani, and I'm a PC.

I've been active in a lot of crazy fandoms. I used to have a list here, but it was really long and pretty ugly.

Please, feel free to send me a PM anytime. Even if it seems like I'm dead, I'm probably not.

I haven't updated in a million years. I know this. However, that doesn't mean that I've given up on the fanfiction that I haven't updated. It just means that I'm the laziest person in the world. I probably already have the chapter written up and sitting around somewhere. Or I fell out of the fandom or I hate the rest of the fic and I don't want to touch it anymore because it's crap. There really are a lot of reasons why I let my fics die.

Oh, and by the way, if you discover this page years and years from now and I haven't updated a lick, then assume I'm still active, because even if I don't update anything a lot I do read fanfictions and I do hang around the site a lot. Everything goes to my email, too, which I check a bazillion times a day (and as most of you know, old habits don't die quick). So yeah, if this page hasn't been updated in forever, just assume I'm either still active or dead (as in real-life dead). Thankies.

AND ALSO, if you're on my favorite authors list, then none of your stories will be in my list of favorite fanfictions. This is because I reserve the favorite authors list for only my favorite authors -- the ones whose fanfictions I love so much they just completely take up all the space in my actual favorite fanfictions list. So if you're on my favorite authors list, that means that I love ALL of your fanfictions. It's an honor. No, really.

Name: You can call me Dani.

Gender: I am a female.

Grade: Senior at the University of Washington

You can find me here:

My YouTube profile: www.youtube.com/user/jesterisawesome

My DeviantArt profile:

My livejournal profile: www.numbuh9494.livejournal.com/profile

My Tumblr: www.flyingonthefriendshipship.tumblr.com

I'm Numbuh9494 a lot of places, so that makes it easier.

Quotes:

"When all else fails...blow it up." - me

"One day, I'm going to figure out how to kill people with my brain. Through the internet." - Really, I don't know where this is from...but it is amazing.

(Floating down to Earth with Sector V by parachute after she blew up the plane) "Of all the stupid people in the stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you boys are the stupidliest! It's like you're trying to win a stupid contest but you're to stupid to take the stupidity test!!" - Numbuh 86, Codename: Kids Next Door

"You idiot! I was this close to getting the Delightful Children's plans! And you attacked me from out of nowhere! Whose side are you on anyways? I'm ashamed to call you a girl. I never thought a girl would be so stupid. You are by far the most idiotic person I have ever, ever met!" - Numbuh 362, Codename: Kids Next Door

"It'll be lonely, won't it? You and I will be parting ways soon." - L, Death Note

"Matt... I didn't mean for you to get killed... I'm so sorry..." - Mello, Death Note

"Stop it! We can't giggle at a crime scene." - John, Sherlock

Po (pointing to a punching bag): "How about this?"
Master Shifu: "That? We use that to train children. And to prop the door open when it's hot."
- Kung-Fu Panda

Filmore: (looking at a stoplight blinking yellow) I'm tellin' ya, man, every third blink is slower.
Sarge: The '60s weren't good to you, were they?
- Cars

Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y! TOY!
Buzz: Excuse me, but I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present.
- Toy Story

Numbuh 4: We've been on tons of missions! We're practically veterinarians!
Numbuh 2: Veterans.
Numbuh 4: Yeah, that too!
- Codename: Kids Next Door, Operation: INTERVIEWS

Sam: It's me. It's your Sam. Don't you know your Sam?
Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo; the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end... because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was, when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going... because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
- The Two Towers

Sam: I wonder if we’ll ever be put into songs or tales.
Frodo: What?
Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, "Let’s hear about Frodo and the Ring," and they’ll say, "Yes, that’s one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn’t he, Dad?" "Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that’s saying a lot."
Frodo: You left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam.
Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn’t make fun. I was being serious.
Frodo: So was I.
- The Two Towers

Misa: "I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark."
- Death Note

John Watson: (After a signature Sherlock monologue of the case) Fantastic.
Sherlock Holmes: Meretricious.
Greg Lestrade: And a Happy New Year.
- Sherlock, The Great Game

Little Girl: They wouldn't let us see Grandad when he was dead. Is that cos he'd gone to heaven?
Sherlock Holmes: People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special room and burned.
John Watson: Sherlock...
- Sherlock, A Scandal in Belgravia

John Watson: Are you wearing any pants?
Sherlock Holmes: ...No.
John Watson: Okay.
- Sherlock, A Scandal in Belgravia

Sherlock Holmes: It's this or Cluedo.
John Watson: Ah, no. We are never playing that again.
Sherlock Holmes: Why not?
John Watson: Because it's not actually possible for the victim to have done it, Sherlock, that's why!
Sherlock Holmes: It was the only possible solution!
John Watson: It's not in the rules.
Sherlock Holmes: Well then the rules are wrong!
- Sherlock, The Hounds of Baskerville

Lampy : Hey, I've got an idea! We can all get on top of the bed, and Kirby can push us!... No, no, no... Hey! What about the master's pogo stick?... No, no, no... Hey! Why don't we get the refrigerator on a skateboard, and Kirby can pull?... No, no, no... Hey!
The Radio: Shut up! Shut up!
Toaster, Kirby: SHUT UP!
The Radio: Let somebody else try for a change!
(makes everyone stand on top of Blanky)
The Radio: Arise, Hassan, arise, 'O' magic carpet...
- The Brave Little Toaster

Scotty: Are you from the future?
Kirk: Yeah, he is. I'm not.
Scotty: Well, that's brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there?
- Star Trek