"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that. And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And he perfected it so that no man could defeat him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal, then he herded them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every last one of them! Eheheheh...and that is why to this day whenever a bunch of animals are together, it's called a zoo!...Unless it's a farm!" -Soldier lecturing severed heads on warfare, Team Fortress 2

"Chewbacca! Mrrooaaagh!...I'm sorry you didn't get a medal." -Fat Matt after a girl named Shanaqua introduced herself

"First, your mum rang about you going 'round tomorrow night, then Liz rang about you two eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight." Ed giving Shaun his phone messages, Shaun of the Dead

"There's a pulse to the newborn sun
A beat in the heat of noon
There's a song as the day grows long
A tempo with the tides of the moon
It's all around us and it's everywhere
And it's deeper than royal bloooood
And it feels so real, you can feel the FEELING" -Spinal Tap, Majesty of Rock