Dear fellow fanfictioner,

Undoubtably, you have been brought here by boredom, because you are curious about me or because you have accidently clicked on the hyperlink. Whichever twist of fate it was that brought you here I welcome you to my own small corner of the World Wide Web.

I have been a fanfiction reader, author and addict for the last four years under many different guises and am currently, as you see in the top left hand corner of the page-WaffleDragon. I was going for something very mysterious and professional but obviously failed on that part. You may wonder why I have called myself that. And I shall tell you. It is because I like waffles and I like dragons and putting them together sounds like the most delicious, children's desert in the universe. Moving on.

I live in sunny (cough) England. The land of Shakespeare, Harry Potter and, let's not forget, afternoon tea. Or tea at anytime of the day really. We have no preference.

I am currently in College studying the IBD. It's very intense and doesn't leave me much time to fill with this incredible web site. It's terrible, I know. But that is what night is for. Pfff who needs sleep? I get about two hours in daylight in which to fanfiction. It's awfully sad. But when I rule the world that will change mwahahaha-sorry getting carried away there.

So what else shall I tell you about me?

I know! I shall make a little fact file that shall instantly vaporize any boredom that may be possessing you.

Name: Waffle for all intents and purposes.

Age: 16 going on 17

Gender: Female

Likes: Tea and crumpets (very British), midget gems, creating eccentric conspiracies, deadlines (I like to wave at them as they pass by), cheering in the cinema, playing sardines, jumping off high things and things that are interesting.

Dislikes: Attention seekers, celery, oreos, The Only Way Is Essex, Justin Bieber, people that nag and self-checkouts. I HATE self-checkouts!

Appearance: Overly tall with too many freckles and strawberry-blonde hair. Not ginger! Not that I have a problem with gingers but I'm not so it's a wrong accusation and...nevermind.

So there you are there's a little bit about me. I bet you are riveted with interest right now. No? I don't blame you.

The fandoms that I write for, read and love are mainly; Harry Potter, Merlin, Doctor Who, Sherlock and Stravaganza though I dabble in many-consider me a jack of all trades.

I have also created an RP Forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/WaffleDragon/1686188/ for OC's only. Everyone is welcome so please join in.

The fact that you have read this far is quite impressive and shows either that you are more bored than I thought, that I have interested you enough to get here or that you have made a pact with a fairy called Belinda to read till the end. Whichever reason, congratulations!

Now I shall leave you to get on with your lovely lives with this mind-blowing fact: you are sitting at a computer leaning on your left arm.

See, I am psychic!

Goodbye, dear fanfictioner and may your life be ever filled with joy, happiness, rainbows and fairies (except those named Belinda). i.e. have a nice life :)

Waffle x

P.S. I'm not really psychic. I guessed.