There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

She woke to the protests of her entire body at whatever excuse for a bed she was sleeping on, to the burn of a deep wound across the nape of her neck and down her spine, to an aching feeling of something lost that was frankly more alarming than anything having to do with not knowing where she was or how she'd gotten there. Weird fantasy AU of my own design.

She wanted to bash his face in and tie him up with his own damn piggin' string. Maka Albarn, next in line to inherit her mama's cattle ranch, tries to deal with a new cowboy on her land. Soul/Maka, cowboy!AU. Rated for future content.

After over a half decade at Shibusen, Soul is finally returning home to attend his brother's wedding, bringing his meister with him for moral support. When a misunderstanding forces Soul and Maka to pretend they are in a different sort of partnership, will it lead to fate or folly?

Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

Technically, Maka supposes they're dating or… something like it. They hold hands when they walk to school, and sometimes, when Soul's feeling particularly brave, he kisses her brow before he slinks off to his locker to brood moodily. (Fruits Basket AU)

Maka is violent, short-tempered, stubborn, gloomy, and pretty stupid at times. She has all these flaws and she drives me crazy, so why do I find myself doing all these things for her all the time? Sometimes I wonder. But I guess it doesn't matter. These are just the things I do. [Canon] [Manga "Behind the Scenes Side-story" Collection]

His blood yields to her command. Maka could merely outstretch a hand and he'd be steel in her grasp in less than a moment's notice. He knows her ticks, knows her tells; hell, she could quirk her confident grin and he'd already be halfway between boy and scythe. What Maka wants, Maka gets.

She kept her face blank, but inside her heart was pounding against her ribcage. That was everything. That was everything she ever wanted laid out in front of her, tied up with a neat little string bow. She hated everyone at that table, and she knew, she knew everything that came with walking into the Forest, but she would never get this chance again. High Fantasy AU

Maka is thrown out of her comfort zone and forced to have her life broadcasted for America's viewing pleasure as she finds herself on the dating show The Bachelor. Cameras follow her around as she gets to know the bachelor Soul Evans and fall in love with him. She's been running from love her whole life; not even she knows the end result. (The Bachelor AU)

A bouquet of Tumblr prompts and drabbles.

Put one foot in front of the other and soon you'll be dancing out the door. mermaid au.

Childhood friends Soul and Maka do just about everything together. Except sleep together. Probably. Cover image by nori-wings on tumblr!

Adoption can be romantic too.

When planning for the traditional end-of-the-year prank war went awry, Soul found himself in the perfect position to get information that would allow the boys an easy victory. But true connections have a way of eating through even the strongest of masks, and Soul must decide what he'll do once he's given the most precious gift of all: trust. Soma Week 2017.

They're partners, and partners go to prom together. It's normal. Or their normal, anyway. [ soma week 2017, day 1: confession ]

Maid Sama AU. Maka works at the maid cafe to help pay her way through college. Lucky for her, no one's found out about her clever little secret. That is, until Soul Evans shows up one day. One Shot Collection for the same AU.

She's susceptible to such daydreams, so easily swayed with literature, like the thirsty little nerd she is, and he is not necessarily surprised to find her in such a dazed, miles-away state - but sometimes Soul likes to try and drag her attention away, like the selfish, needy little porcupine he is.

Butler AU. Never in her wildest dreams did she think her butler would end up being her boyfriend, yet there they were. Soul, the man who was only meant to be hired help around the house, helped her with so much more. From being her friend to her boyfriend to the center of her sexual desires. He had seeped into her life slow and steady.

AU. Wes thinks Soul should get a dog, and how can Soul say no to those puppy eyes? Soul adopts a puppy, and the cute volunteer at the animal shelter adopts Soul.

This is a series of shorts. In the newest short, "Trouble," Maka Albarn has always spelled trouble for Soul Evans and her exploring his laziness with no shave November is no exception. When she pushes him into playing Santa for sick kids, will they both get more than they bargained for? SoMa fluff.

Summary: Soul never imagined he'd meet the girl of his dreams, but chance, a cat, and a very peculiar mailbox change his fate. There's just one catch: they live two years apart–in time. When life threatens to tear them apart, can Soul convince Maka to give him one last chance before time runs out? A Soul Eater spin on the movie by the same title, The Lake House.

In 1998, high school senior Maka Albarn struggles through a year of growth, change, and heartache. Between her upcoming graduation, her parent's crumbling marriage and a frustrating, overwhelming crush on her neighbor it's, like, totally brutal. Maybe life would just be easier cuddled up in bed, watching Sailor Moon. 90's AU. [ resbang 2016 ]

Hogwarts AU. Perfect Prefect Maka Albarn has a dirty little secret, and Soul Evans plans on using it to his advantage. 3 parts.

Kid sends his top two weapon-meister pairs to Hawaii to deal with a band of pre-kishins and impress the local goddess. There will be blood, and Black Star, and lava, and budding trees. SoMa.

"You dance. You use your body as part of your performance. And if I inked you-" he blinks, too, before continuing, speaking slowly, "... I'd change that performance. It wouldn't just be yours anymore. I'd be part of it, too." [tattoo shop/ballet au. for the se gift exchange!] cover image by nori-wings on tumblr.

And they say he's the wild one. **language, awkward situations, and B* shenanigans. Thanks again to TheFishyWitchy, and Professor Maka for betaing this thing. And to Marsh of Sleep, for the use of coined phrases.

Soul has a problem. His morning shower just got complicated. A random fluff piece to break up res-bang writing. Thanks to fabulousanima and Professor-Maka for betaing this.

Soul and Maka meet at a small liberal arts college; romance, bickering, and hilarity ensues. Slowest burn you'll ever read. Slice of life style going by date entries. Accompanying art can be found linked on my blog linked from my profile.

Maka has always wanted to be famous on the internet for investigating ghosts and demons. Here's her YouTube channel. Don't forget to like and subscribe! (Paranormal Investigator AU. SoMa, BlackStar/Tsubaki, Kid/Crona.)

" In fact, she already had a plan formulating in her head, and it was time to scrap any trace of Eater from this wall. This wall would belong to her in the end, she was freakin' sure of it." Street Art/Tagger AU. Rated for language and future adult content.

Extra drabbles and scenes from Poor Unfortunate Soul.

a collection of oneshots of the soul eater variety. most of these were originally posted on tumblr.

Tsugumi Harudori doesn't know what to do. She'd come to the DWMA to learn to control her weapon form, not to be a hero, but with her teachers and friends encouraging her to join the EAT class, she has a life changing decision ahead of her. All she'd ever wanted was to be normal–can her idol Maka Albarn help her to see that heroes are people, too? Written for Reverb 2016

For weapon and meister, partnership is a staple. For Soul and Maka, though, it's something more. A soul-deep bond becomes physical, too. Maka's always been the curious type, anyway; what would it feel like to kiss her scythe? [ Reverb 2016 ]

Soul Eater Chopped entry. Austin Powers: Goldmember AU. Disco Soul.

Usually he was okay with her wearing his shirts because, truth be told, she looked a hundred times better in them than he did. Except this was his Piano Man shirt.

Hamlet-inspired fantasy Soma AU. "So if you bleed red, we're good, and I'll talk about whatever deal you wanna make. If you bleed black, I'm going to-" Leave him there, trapped, to die a slow death of starvation? Murder him in cold blood? She shivered, and it wasn't only because the night air had begun to chill her soaked clothing. "I'll know you're dangerous."

One of Marinette's rare unlucky days turns into something treacherous. Thanks to a certain cat, the real danger passes but there are other things to be more afraid of. Her heart, for example, might be one of them. Mari/Chat.

Lightning never strikes the same place. Right?

She gets the urge in the strangest locations - but that's Death Children for you, he supposes. Graveyards are the equivalent of a normal teen's make-out point.

Just like clockwork, Soul has always taken the bus to and from wherever he needs to be. He sits in the back, keeping to himself, listening to music, unwilling to be bothered by others. Except one. The girl who sat alone, who saw color where he thought there was only monochrome, who he wants his music to be touched by the most. The one named Maka. Reverb 2k15.

There are some things cameras don't catch. Collection of one shots from Bare Feet & Cowboy Boots.

Gym towel AU.

A collection of Soul Eater drabbles to be enjoyed or disliked by the general public.

"Loser does winner's share of chores for a week?"

Soul Evans and Maka Albarn have been teaching at the same high school for the past three years. They are friends and now roommates, but will they cross the line to become more? Most the school seems to hope so, anyway. A HS teachers AU written for SoMa week 2016. Day 6: Fight Song. There's nothing Soul loves more than sparring with his favorite English teacher.

SoMa Week 2k16 Day 5- Red String of Destiny - Maka's cat Blair has been bringing her gifts consisting of mens socks and finally underpants for at least a month. This is crack.

As Soul and Maka "compete" in a cut-throat internship program for a permanent position at the television station, the pair finds that hiding their less-than-platonic relationship isn't as easy as they had originally planned. It's bound to blow up in their faces, of course - how long until they're caught kissing in the office? [secret dating AU] [soma week 2016]

ToraDora!-Inspired AU. College Setting. Eventual SoMa. Some say love strikes like a bolt of lighting, and none know it quite like Maka Albarn and Soul Evans. Unwilling to resign themselves to a life of unrequited pining, they become partners in order to help each other achieve their romantic ambitions. As the school year marches on, the two begin to feel sparks of their own.

"There was no way Maka's soul mate's first words to her would be 'watch where you're going, Tiny Tits.'... And no way in Hell would she be seen in public with those words written on her wrist." Soul Mate AU - In which the first sentence your soul mate will speak to you is tattooed onto your skin once you turn 18, and Maka finds out that not all sentences are romantic.

Red string of fate AU. Maka knew who waited at the end of her string. But at the ceremony she ended up with the person she disliked the most instead of her soul mate. Now she's stuck with the rich asshole Soul Evans and in need for a solution to the unfortunate mistake. Because that's all it was: a mistake. For SoMa week 2016

SoulxMaka Week 2016. AU: There exists a universe in which there are demon weapons, but the guiding light of the Death Weapon Meister Academy does not glow, leaving humanity with all its prejudices and the weapons to navigate the world without a united front.

She's a guardian angel trying to earn her wings. He's an anxious teen trying to find his way. SoMa week 2016.

A dumping-ground for my favorite SoMa one-shots and drabbles. All chapters are individually contained. Some silly, some sad, some AU, some lemony. Lemons are marked as such up top.

Everything one person's soul mate writes on their skin will show up in the same place on the other. Too bad Maka doesn't believe in soul mates, and when strange writing starts appearing on her arm, she doesn't want to get involved.

He expresses his desires with ritualistic and reverent intent, whispering how he wants to nibble her hip bones and count every link of her spine with his lips. "I wanna kiss all your freckles." Soul wants to turn on the light - Maka has some things she'd rather leave in the dark. NSFW

Like clockwork, he comes to her balcony every night. Collection of one shots for MariChat that surround one central theme: Chat coming to Marinette's balcony.

Death The Kid, the Reaper's son. Ever since a young age, that seemed to have been his only label. But just how was it growing up for Kid? Rated T for violence, mild language and just in case.

"I can do it," she insists.

All Soul knows is his unrequited love for his meister. And also that there are too many men looking at Maka while she dances.

After a failed attempt at a solo career, Soul makes his living as a paparazzi. He's lucky he's got Maka Albarn, childhood bestie and model extraordinaire, to help him make some cash.

It's been 4 years since he left. Marinette is in her last year at design college and Hawkmoth was defeated years ago, but that doesn't mean Paris is no longer in trouble. That doesn't mean she no longer needs her Chat. Ladybug/Marinette X Chat Noir/Adrien

The four times Soul and Maka almost got caught (and the one time they did).

The rumors of Maka Albarn's promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. Easy A AU. Cover image by flamedork on tumblr!

When another weapon asks Maka out on a date, Soul has to work through his own feelings of jealousy and loyalty as he watches the one he loves slipping away. But is it really too late?

Half-mermaid Maka is out for her weekly sea bath when she meets human loving merman Soul. Raised in two different worlds, they might find they have more in common than either could ever have imagined. SoMa Mermaid AU.

Spartoi is on a mission to get our favorite death scythe to finally make a move on his meister for Valentine's Day. Will they succeed? Cracktastic SoMa fluff with a heaping helping of Black*Star and a side of Spartoi. Now a collection. In the latest, "The Valentine," Maka gets an anonymous Valentine in her locker and decides to find out who sent it. Complete fluff eater.

She's twelve when Mama slams down the divorce papers.

On the eve of the Annual Valentine's Day Cute Couple Contest, Maka's competitive streak flares up and she asks her longtime secret crush Soul Evans on a fake date. College AU.

His meister enjoys handling him. Weaponsexual smut.

In a world within a world, where angels and demons are real and shadows lurk around every corner, they are opposites. Can two who should be enemies find the truth in a web of lies?

Soul is having a little resonance issue. But Maka's investigation into the issue only stirs up feelings they'd both prefer stay buried. And with a new kind of infectious insanity on the loose, now is probably not the time. A tad angsty. Eventual Fluff. Sprinkling of smut. Always a bit of plot...maybe more plot as I go. I tend to follow that rabbit down and down and...

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

Things were different after... First came the necklace. Finale and closure for Law and Order DCU.

Soul broke up with the love of his life 18 months ago. With no dates on the horizon, Soul decides to spruce up his Tinder profile with starred reviews from his ex-girlfriends.

A collection of one-shots loosely inspired by scenes from other anime, movies, etc. Latest: When Soul discovers his magical powers, a shapeshifter by the name of Blair convinces him that he is destined for greatness.

Maka Albarn is just your average overachieving college student-save for the fact that she's the hired companion of one Soul Evans, music major, slacker, and second born Prince of Lichtenstein. Modern College/Royalty AU collection. In the latest, Maka finds fanfiction featuring Soul and finds out that not all fic is good fic.

Soul Evans didn't really want to get back into the whole full-time designer debacle. He was fine with his position as head of Fashion and Layout for the magazine, Vogue, along with his annual "small" collection he released. Of course, when he runs into an under-the-radar model, college student, Maka Albarn, Soul finds that he may not have much of a choice. for the 2015 Resbang.

"What's it like, seeing souls?"

Tired of their friends' endless attempts to set them up, Maka and Soul team up to teach them a lesson. But it's two months into their plan now and feelings are starting to get real. Fake dating AU.

From the Little League World Series to High School junior varsity and varsity baseball, Maka Albarn and Soul Evans have always been rivals with a deeply rooted respect for one another - and a deeply buried desire: What if he were catching my pitches; what is she was the one I was calling signs for? And of course the admiration never voiced - baseball pants do wonders for the butt

After expulsion from Julliard, Soul lands a modeling contract at Mjolnir Strikes. There he meets Maka, a perky stylist who aspires to surpass her mama's legacy as a fashion designer and captures his attention with her tireless ambition and infectious smile. Will their partnership survive his overnight celebrity status, her perfectionist tendencies, and malicious paparazzi? ModelAU

Resbang 2015. Raised in the slums of London, Maka becomes involved in a complicated scheme to pose as a Duchess and help gentleman Soul Eaton to catch the eye of an aloof heiress. But what happens when Maka and Soul start to fall for each other instead? (My Fair Lady AU)

"Her skin is gray, the scales running down her neck and arms a dull green, the fins at the end of her long tail split. Her eyes are glazed over, the protective film protecting her light absorbing green eyes dry and cracked. She's squirms weakly, the foot, foot and a half of water barely sloshes with her movements." Mermaid AU.

Written for Resbang 2015 "She remebers why they went here all those times. The beautiful smell, chirping birds, humidity in the air... WShe quickly discards her flip-flops, burrowing her toes in the moist choppy grass, props her arms on her hips and breaths in a lungful of the wonderful clean air. So this is Lake Tahoe."Camp!Au with smoker/mechanic!Soul and bearcat!Maka

[Ocean's Eleven/Fast & Furious AU, Resbang 2015] Medusa burned down Marie's strip club, framed her, seduced her husband, and took her foster children. Luckily the kids are all grown up and are more than willing to help her achieve revenge via the kind of casino heist you only hear about in movies.

For Resbang 2015! Cursed by a witch in an effort to save his soul, Soul Evans resigns himself to the fate of being a feral animal in the sleepy town of Death City—that is, until the green-eyed volunteer with a loving smile and compassionate laugh catches his attention. She may just prove to be the catharsis needed to help him learn his lesson in redemption before it's too late.

ResBang 2015. Maka learns that not all stories have a happy ending when a "wish" sends her down a different path. To a reality where Soul never became a death scythe, where the last Grim Reaper sits imprisoned in chains, where madness rules, and the skies are permanently dyed red…

CoffeeShop Au. SoMa. The hipster utopia of Caberallo Street is under threat of the corporate hydra, Starbucks. Who cares if it grows two more heads when they cut off this one, as long as they grow somewhere else? Can a ragtag group of saavy small business owners, not entirely above lawbreaking, bring the beast to it's knees or at least chase it out of their neck of the woods?

Adrien and Marinette draw each others names in their classes secret santa and do their best to get the perfect gift.

First instalment in Tendencies. It was meant to be only once but Marinette and her magic hands keep drawing him back. He can't get enough. Complete.

AU SoMa, Maka finds herself in a situation where a demon makes her an offer she can't refuse, while Soul has no clue what he's signing himself up for. They make a good team, and Maka is sure she won't fall into the same trap her mama did, but no one put "no touching" in the contract. (Rating upped for Ch.9)

Wes Evans has been murdered in cold blood over Thanksgiving weekend, and Soul is the only family member without an alibi. With Shibusen's top agents tied up at a witches summit, Kid sends Liz and Patty Thompson to the scene. The sisters-turned-sleuths discover that not only does every suspect have a secret to hide, but the specter of a woman long-dead hangs over the entire family.

Stumbling upon a hidden society of centaurs, almost dying, and possibly making the biggest mistake of his life wasn't exactly a part of Soul Evans' plans. Yet, here he is- trying to integrate himself into this incredible world in the middle of a centuries-old war, falling in love with a magical creature, and finding out that all is not what it seems. [Resbang 2015]

Maka Albarn is a witch. Like the few who use magic today, she follows a sacred tradition carried out for hundreds of years: when a witch reaches the age of 13, she sets out to live in a town where no other witches reside to complete a year of training. Warning: mentions of abuse and neglect, blood, major character injury, hospitalization. For Resbang 2015. Full summary inside.

Maka Albarn is the best personal assistant at Grigori Solutions. She's a hard worker, well liked and inching closer to her ultimate goal of returning to school and becoming a business woman, just like her Mama. The road to her dreams isn't an easy one, but nothing, not even kitschy office parties, a vendetta with the I.T. department, a flirty new employee or a mysterious food thief

As the second and youngest child of the wealthy Lord Evans, Soul does not expect many things from life. However, when his parents hold a ball for the Royal Family, he becomes drawn to Maka Albarn, the Dragon Queen. On the night they meet ancient magic binds them together, and Soul is forced to face something he has always tried to supress-his own feelings.

Soul is a sex demon and literally starving. He's laughably terrible at what he does. It's a good thing Maka has a soft spot for strays. [ resbang 2015 ]

Newest: coffeehouse dragons. The barista is gorgeous, has cheekbones that you could cut glass one and he's kind of adorkable. Only problem is? He reeks of smoke.

College life is chaotic enough for Maka Albarn without having to stomach an art model with clear self-control issues in Drawing 220. Join Maka in her quest to survive two weeks of embarrassing encounters, ridiculous roommates, and the guy with the perpetually awkward boner. SoMa College AU. Written for Resbang 2015.

He realizes he should excuse himself sooner rather than later. He hasn't known this woman for an hour, and yet she's already drawing him in in a way no other has ever done before. But he's Soul Evans, and she's Major Albarn. He's the son of the most prestigious family in the galaxy, and she's a soldier; but they're in the same boat, the spaceliner 'Shibusen'. And they're falling.

All they've ever known was their meisters. While Ox and Kim are off doing who knows what, the last place Jacqueline thought she'd find camaraderie was with Harvar. From there, it grew into something even bigger, more than she could've ever bargained for. A love story featuring the slow burn, blossoming between two people who will never be able to put each other first. Resbang 2015.

(Resbang 2015) Morte University sits in a small port town with a strange legend: a giant white shark that haunts its coves. Maka's barely been a college student for twenty-four hours when a sudden wrong turn brings her face-to-face with the shark itself. However, nothing in the stories had suggested that the shark would be a man, or that witches might be involved.

"There's something I've been meaning to… to practice. You'll help me, won't you, Chat?" When Ladybug asks for a favor, how can he possibly say no?

Soul Evans, ex-boyband member. Maka Albarn, author. Together they form an unlikely team to compose a hit song for pop goddess Kim Diehl, but with Soul's secretive nature, Maka's distrust of men, and a hearty helping of meddling from well meaning older brother and manager Wes Evans, will they make beautiful music together or fall completely flat? [Resbang 2015] [Music & Lyrics AU]

Hacker AU. "I SAID I'm not opening the vault for you!" she spat. The white haired man chuckled darkly, still pulling her to the back of the building, away from the other tellers. "Who said I needed you to do that?"

Adrien looked over at the shy girl as she laughed and joked through their classes. Why wasn't she like that with him? Had he done something wrong, did he make her uncomfortable? Did he intimidate her? He wanted to hear her jokes too, he didn't understand what he had done wrong, but he was determined to fix it. He would get to know Marinette better, maybe then she would be at ease.

This is a collection of smutty little shorts. The latest, "Softness and Steel," is just a bit of Soul x Maka poetry.

A place to dump strange one-shots. Firecracker: Office AU, rated T. Cube farm desk monkey Soul Evans tries to distract his typhoon boss Maka Albarn by sending her a bouquet of flowers from a 'Secret Admirer'. He also steals a lot of her banana bread on lunch break. SoulxMaka

This collection was created to consolidate all of the shorts I've written surrounding my ongoing longfic Two of Us in one place. Not all of them are canon to the fic. The newest short, "The End," is a false conclusion. IT IS NOT CANON TO THE FIC AND FULL OF SADNESS. You have been warned. Soul x Maka, Canonverse.

She loves him like a best friend.

Oneshot. Soul's horde of fangirls aren't the only ones putting letters in his locker.

This is a song inspired collection of shorts. In the latest short, "Restless Heart Syndrome," Soul had always thought his meister's confidence was limitless, but the Book of Eibon showed him what lay hidden underneath all her bravado.

This is basically the dumping ground for all my random SoMa oneshots. Current: After their experiences in the Book of Eibon, Soul and Maka need to have a serious talk.

Fighting kishin and saving the world is the easy part- it's turning 40 that might just be the end of Soul "Eater" Evans. [SoMa; M for some adult situations and language]

Fangirl AU. Maka Albarn is a college student who writes fanfiction in her spare time. Soul Evans is her boyfriend who finds his girlfriends hobby adorable. This is a collection of one shots about their relationship.

Maka has been saddled with the worst lab partner ever, one Soul Evans, for her college general science class. He can't do a titration to save his life, and he's not looking like he's going to be too hot with dissections either. Lab Partners AU

Soul gives the Sorting Hat a run for its Galleons, while Maka watches with frustration and interest. Hogwarts AU.

A dark fairytale set four years after the manga ends. SoMa (Rating for language & future adult content). LATEST CHAPTER: Maka is trapped in Crona's soul, Soul is searching for answers, and Nygus receives a disturbing letter

Soul steps out of his comfort zone and finds his way into the Death City Arcade, where he meets new friends and learns the art of DDR and companionship. [reverb 2015]

The Shibusen Spring Swirl is rapidly approaching, and Maka's belligerent weapon won't step on that dance floor. With a little stubbornness and a lot of UST, both partners get the romantic, carnal night they wanted. Entry for Reverb 2015. Some explicit content.

Maka and Soul are sent to a small, rundown town in the middle of nowhere to investigate a string of disappearances. But the thick forest holds many secrets, and the locals know more than they're telling. As Maka and Soul hurtle closer to the truth, danger draws ever nearer to them...

Maka is sacrificed to the dragon Soul Eater.

Maka Albarn just wants to turn the page on a new chapter in her life, but instead finds herself thrown back into the past in the form of ex-boyfriend Soul Evans who inexplicably insists on accompanying her on a week long road trip. Pray for her. [SoMa, Road Trip AU, for Reverb 2015]

Soul Evans expects summer camp to be a boring, stubborn mistake made to outwit his parents. However, when he becomes the nemesis of the cute blonde who runs the girls' side of camp and best friends with the leader of the boys', a prank battle of the sexes breaks out and to the victor goes the bragging rights. But as he starts to develop feelings for the enemy things go awry...

Prank wars, bug juice, tetherball, and ghost stories - summer camp is all fun and games until you fall in love for the first time. [SoMa, Camp AU, for Reverb 2015]

"Pull over," she murmured, her voice nothing more than a whisper amidst the hum of the radio and the whizzing of the wheels. "Soul."

He might consider himself a composer for a moment, because there are harmonies between meister Maka and early morning Maka, the one who slides her hands beneath waist bands and strokes him lovingly, slowly.

She's so afraid of becoming her parents. She's a legacy, after all.

"See the truth is, children don't grow up. Their bodies get bigger, their hearts get torn-and it takes a wild imagination, a big adventure and a whole lot of Rumpus to fix the broken pieces." (Where The Wild Things Are AU) M rating for future chapters.

Maka has an obsession. Rated T for blood. R&R

Soul glanced up at the building. A simultaneously cute and somewhat "uncanny valley" creepy cartoon bear stared back down at him with a large toothy grin. "Fazbear's Fright? Seriously? Our target is an attraction at a horror exhibit-slash-haunted house?" Five Nights at Freddy's 3 semi-crossover.

For Soul, moving to Shibusen is the latest in a long line of desperate attempts to find somewhere of his own. After leaving home and college, he settles down to work in a pub on this strange, insular island, hoping to find inspiration for his peace of mind and his music. He hadn't counted on the water spirits though. (SoMa)

Maka buried her face in her hands and wondered just when it was that she had lost all control over her life. Oh, right. It was the day she met Soul Evans. [Seven days, seven prompts for SoMa Week 2015 - some prompts rated M for adult situations].

Falling in love with her butler was never in the plans, but it was oh so perfect. (extra scenes from my future butler AU titled As You Wish)

"Even if I now saw you only once, I would long for you through worlds, worlds, worlds." - Izumi Shikibu [14 days of short fics for khaleesimaka's 2014 Soul/Maka Valentine Challenge]

The process of getting from "you" and "me" to "us" is a long, hard, complicated one. A series of vignettes exploring the early days of Soul and Maka's partnership and the road from strangers to best friends. Chapter 14: Soul has a tricky time making the shift between being a sheltered child of wealthy parents and being an emancipated minor with a pretty tight budget.

This is a companion collection of shorts for my Resbang 2014 fic Down and Out in Death City. In the latest short, "Undeniable," Soul knows what he wants-and tonight, he might actually get it. Written for SoMa Week 2015 Day 6, Worth It. NSFW-complete Smut Eater. Superhero AU. Soul x Maka.

Maka had been housing a distracted daydream about him when the words "Latin Jazz Concert!" had attracted her eyes as she had stepped out of her favorite bookstore with a new novel tucked between her elbow and her side. She'd wanted to be closer to Soul. SoMa.

Soul lets go of his music snobbery for one day, and it has dire consequences.

AU. It's those small moments you end up remembering for the rest of your life.

He hates his reflection.

A collection of pre-canon shorts. In the latest short, "My Cheesy Valentine," Soul panics when Maka gives all her friends cards and chocolates, him included. Includes a time jump bonus omake.

SoMa Road Trip AU- Soul and Maka are going on a road trip to the beach but they are having some difficulties with entertaining each other and themselves. Maka is on her own agenda as well as she tries to find answers to questions that have been festering inside. Valentine's Day gift to Kittenintheden (part 2 and omakes coming because I accidentally plotted too much)

Sensation trickled back into her brain in pieces—first the thick ache of bruises along her leg, then the static feeling of her arm trapped under her, and the weight of a body sprawled on her back, pinning her down. (or: Maka wakes up underneath Soul on a couch and things progress from there)

He doesn't think he can handle her. The truth is: he can't. MUSEUM!AU, with Guard!Soul and Chef!Maka. SoMa, implied TsuStar. Will be two or three shot.

"Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for five minutes?"

In which Maka tries to "level up" her relationship with Soul, Liz makes everything worse, and Soul has terrible taste in porn. [SoMa]

'Because he's an "insensitive idiot" and she's a "flat-chested bookworm", but they wouldn't have each other any other way.' A one-shot collection about a meister and her weapon, and a whole lot of awkward teenage feelings. SoMa.

They're just coworkers. Maybe best friends. Except the entire office thinks they're dating and there's a betting pool on when they're going to get married. But no really, they're just coworkers! (No they aren't).

If Soul doesn't get his check-up soon, Maka and Soul won't be able to go on missions out of the country. Soul would go on his own if he wasn't so afraid.

Maka knew better than to expect maudlin, schmaltzy gestures, but she had hoped their coupling would be a little more romantic than Soul sitting outside of the bathroom door while she sobbed on the toilet. Also, weddings are garbage. [SoMa]

Maka and Soul go on vacation to Disney World. Set in canon verse

The cafe was cool and cozy, perfect for such a hot summer, and the staff seemed very polite and helpful. It was perfect for a date. Only, this wasn't a date. She was here for the sex and the person she intended to meet was the prostitute who was going to give it to her. He was a handsome man, and she knew it was going to be one expensive ride for her. AU.

suddenly, you're unmoored, your ties cut, a balloon freed from the hand of a child. all that's left of home is you and a few meager trinkets, so what else can you do but continue on? (a science fiction au featuring a boy made of lightning, a flying assassin, a dream of immortality, and several ways to heal a broken heart.)

Soul is a man-made demon, built from lost body parts of other demons. His life has always been a game of cat-and-mouse. Then he met Maka, a human with a strange soul, and everything both came together and fell apart. [The Recipe for Gertrude AU] [ResBang 2014]

For Resbang 2014. "Best friends help each other however they can, right?" – In which Maka Albarn initiates a friends-with-benefits arrangement with close friend, Soul Evans, and through a series of sexual mishaps, realizes they may not be so different in their wants after all.

Diverges from the end of the manga and goes from there. Death City is still recuperating from the battle with madness when Soul and Maka discover what appears to be another of Eibon's artifacts - something that must be carefully kept under control, especially now that that the political games include the Witch Council - and go in search of it before it falls in the wrong hands.

Her father always used to tell her that her hair was the color of the sand, and her eyes the shade of the glass on the shore. She was as much a part of her small town as the sea, until the boy with the shark teeth appeared and shattered the place where she stood frozen in time. Soul/Maka. Beach-town AU. Resbang 2014 entry.

Soul might have thought not going to jail was the easy part, but between perpetual unemployment, an overachieving superhero girlfriend, and the looming threat of Arachnophobia, life as an ex-villain is a lot harder than it's cracked up to be. SoMa Superhero AU written for Resbang 2014.

It was expected that the graduation of Spartoi was going to be an upheaval for Shibusen; what wasn't anticipated was the abrupt dissolution of Soul and Maka's partnership. With Maka residing at the Gallows and Soul refusing to talk about what happened, it seems nothing short of divine intervention will be able to forge a reconciliation.

The circus is in town and strange things are afoot, not the least of which is the sudden disappearance of Maka's father and horse. When she finds her stolen horse at the circus, her attempt to steal him back goes wrong and a strange red-eyed pianist catches her in the act. Something's very wrong, her father is still missing, and now she's trapped in a terrifying new world.

Soma drabble from the prompt, "Write something where Soul is envious of Black*Star and/or Tsubaki for having the nerve to take their partnership to the next level." Short & sweet and hideously out of season.

Soul is a dirtbag burnout and no one is surprised, but they don't know why the nerd-girl valedictorian hangs around him. Regular high school AU. SoMa friendship and... things. Rated M for drug use, language, and THINGS to be safe. Ends on a lemony note. May possibly add some one-shots later, we'll see.

This is exactly what it sounds like. Spartoi spends an evening partying at the roller rink. Silliness ensues. A sprinkle of Soul/Maka.

AU: Maka loses her cellphone; the white-haired, grumpy-looking movie-rental cashier guy finds it. Fluff, SoMa.

The sun is high and scorching everything in sight! Yet Black*Star /still/ wants to play basketball. On the sidelines, Maka and Soul rest in the shade. Is this heat coming from the sun? Or is it the proximity, or perhaps lack thereof, between you and me? SoMa. Continuation called Swimsuit is updated within the story!

Dire Circus drabbles! Silly little bits and pieces from the Dire Circus universe, gathered here from my tumblr all in one place for convenient reading. More to be added as I write them over time. They vary and are a bit random, so if you read something that hasn't happened (i.e. Maka's got a memory) take it with a grain of salt, as far as chronological setting.

SoMa fluff- It's movie night at the Albarn-Eater apt and Maka decides that action movies and cheesecake go well together. She ends up eating her words when Soul and Maka get into a playful kung fu showdown.

He loved her like the orchid that sat on his grandmother's windowsill. AU.

Maka's not usually a brooding drunk but just this once, she's caught by Soul.

One shot- Soul is inspired to cook spicy lamb shanks for dinner and motivated by another goal. T for swearing.

"They've always had a sort of rebound when it came to each other." Latest oneshot- Murphy's Law, in which Soul gets himself a nickname.

In which Soul is nearing his breaking point regarding Maka and her summer clothes. [twoshot]

He's so close, and yet so far. Neighbors AU

If you've ever wanted to be neck-deep in the thoughts of a second-guessing weapon who is struggling with both a crush on his meister and all the gross, spontaneous romcom urges that come with it, look no further. For the SoulxMaka NSFW Week 2014 'birthday' prompt. Rated for awkward, over-thinking sexual content.

So I've decided to practice my poetry skills using these two dorks. SoMa NSFW 2014 prompts will also be included in here! M for NSFW and implied NSFW things.

Maka is Spring Cleaning and Soul is not interested, but what happens when the Weapons Meister gets caught getting carried away with her tidying. (SoMa cuteness and humour) Enjoy xD

Because friendship, partnership, and love are rarely smooth, but always worth it. This is a collection of stories for SoMa week 2014. In the seventh and final story, "First I Love You (or Of Texting and Underpants)," nothing says "I Love You" like a drunk serenade.

A collection of oneshots for SoMa Week 2014. Chapter 2 is decidedly M-rated, all other chapters are a safe T. Day 7: First I love you. "Soul had always loved her... he just hadn't always known in what way."

All the prompts I've written for SoMa Week this year. Ratings may vary.

'Seven days for seven ways that their bond is as strong as their own idiotic stubbornness.' A collection of one-shots for SoMa Week 2014, updated daily. Day 5 - 'Wounds.'

A collection of oneshots for SoMa Week 2014. Chapter 4: Loyalty, in which hope is a dangerous thing.

Soul is good at using those three little words, but has trouble saying them out loud.

In which a nice, relaxing ski trip goes terribly, terribly wrong. Basically ridiculous crack.

"What does it mean, in a strictly hypothetical sense, when a girl gives a guy her underwear?"

A series of drabbles surrounding a SoMA wedding. In this newest short, Soul and Maka are off to choose a wedding cake, but when they can't agree, hilarity ensues. Complete Fluff Eater.

Maka, reigning Queen of Hades, has been ordered by Zeus to hit on the latest hottie in the mortal realm. A Hades and Persephone story. Also a story about fruit, peeping toms, immortox injections, and missing underwear. Rated for mature content and bad Greek myth puns. AU Soul/Maka, implied Zeus/everybody.

Lily Evans has spent years despising James Potter. He has spent just as long worshiping her. When seventh year pairs them Head Boy and Girl, each comes to realize that their judgment isn't quite what they thought it was. This is the same story that was over on Checkmated, but I completed it here. Prequel to Heroes for Ghosts. Warning: this story is a strong M rating.

When Maka and Soul infiltrate a suspicious gathering posing as wealthy and engaged aristocrats, they uncover a human organisation obsessed with the theory that Shibusen's alliance with the witches is being used to create a race of super-human warriors which will take over the world. This triggers a battle to retain the peace - but only one side can end up the apex predator. SoMa.

Tension's been rising in the Albarn-Eater household and that tension's gotta be let out somehow. Rated M for a reason, basically PWP.

In which Soul and Maka are lawyers on opposite sides of a divorce case, and a friendly wager is made.

Dragon AU. She's come to trust her dragon above all else. He was keeper of her secrets, her sorrows, her happiness. But it would be a lie if she said she had been prepared for the height of her twenty first winter, or the events that ultimately made them a legend among legends.

A reluctant Soul opens his family's ski cabin to the members of Spartoi for a holiday getaway. Fun, games, and winter shenanigans ensue. Multiple pairings.

Spirit just can't handle the thought of his darling daughter having sex; luckily for Soul, Maka's not about to take her father's meddling without dealing out some revenge.

Ties now severed from the Navy, former Naval Captain Maka Albarn is separated from the Pirates she inadvertently befriended during her adventures of the past year. 7 months after her resignation, she receives a letter from one of her now scattered friends. Now she must embark on a new journey alone, into the Farlands. In search of what she lost as a child. AU! MXS. Sequel to HSGS.

Soul Eater Evans is a car but then he's not. Maka Albarn is a hunter with a big brain and an even bigger attitude. She hates his guts, but he's just trying to figure out what the hell is going on. But while she may hate his guts, she really kind of likes the way he looks without a shirt on. Set in the Supernatural canonverse. Written for Resonance Bang 2013. R&R

Magician AU. Librarian and performance legacy Maka Albarn won't assist. Soul Eater Evans needs an assistant.

Red Riding Hood AU. Maka Albarn, a sorceress attempting to track down a serial killer in Victorian London, stumbles upon a wolf in the woods. Written for the Soul Eater Resonance Bang 2013.

When college student and campus security cop Maka Albarn's residence hall is terrorised by an amateur pornographer filming girls in the showers and posting the videos online she and her college drop out campus security partner Soul Evans must work together to catch the creep before the videos can go viral. M for language, violence and sexual references

It's the night before Maka's eighteenth birthday, and both Soul and Maka have secrets they plan on telling each other at her party. But Soul abruptly falls unconscious hours after they return from what they thought was a routine mission, and when he wakes up, he's no longer himself. In the ensuing battle for truth and Soul's very life, those secrets just might leak out...

Death the Kid must battle his own friends, and his own impulses, if he is ever to knock down his ten opponents with the aid of only an incredible orb of significant power. In other words, the Soul Eater gang go bowling. Inspired by an anonymous question submitted at my Tumblr page; likely takes place after the manga's conclusion. Rated T for Patty Thompson's F-bombs.

AU. It didn't take much to trick him into coming. Soul would do anything to patch up his unstable relationship with Maka. But going to an anime convention? That didn't make any sense. /Late bday gift fic for Redemption13. Lemon and Crack warning./

Maka has to go on a mission without Soul, who is sick with the stomach flu. Needless to say, Soul is NOT happy.

"Why are we here, Kid?" Maka groaned. "And why do we have to watch the matches? I don't think I can stand to see another one. Not the way the last one ended..."

Laser tag is a fun diversion, but there are other things to do in the maze, too. This is an upload of a fic I wrote a long time ago.

"It's when your heart meets the barrel of a silent shotgun. You swear you've been hit, but there is no bullet." (SoMa, Hunter AU.) *EDIT: CHAPTERS 1-3 HAVE BEEN REVISITED. Do give them a re-read :)

Soul is fed up with Maka's poor music taste and decides to teach her about some real tunes. Oneshot.

Epilogue to Slide. Soul gets an important phone call when he least expects it.

"That's all you want, isn't it? You want somebody to love you because it's killing you to be alone." Whilst on a mission, Soul is trapped and forced to fight a witch before she kills his meister.

Soul x Maka (pure cute fluffy with a little bit of lime at the end. ish.) Soul and Maka liked to touch.

"Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear, and he shows 'em, pearly white. Just a jackknife has Mackheath, dear, and he keeps it outta sight." Cleaning up an old mess of Shibusen's would be a lot easier on Soul and Maka if they weren't trying to figure out their relationship in the process. SoMa, implied TsuStar, partially inspired by Mack the Knife and the Threepenny Opera.

In hindsight, Soul should have realized that trying to tickle a warrior skilled in hand-to-hand combat wasn't going to end well.

Soul decides to explore the side of Japanese culture that's always intrigued him. Tsubaki helps.

His insides churned at the thought of it. Stay red, he thought to himself. Just stay red, please, for a little while longer.

Wherein Soul is doing laundry and is distracted by the fact that just as much as he is a growing boy, his partner is a growing girl. T for themes and language.

"She's not sure how she ended up at the one bus stop without a shelter."

Roller skate AU. Soul doesn't know how to skate. Maka offers to teach him. He learns more than he bargained for.

Soul grudgingly helps his ridiculous meister with one of her "injuries."

Soul wasn't quite sure how everything ended up so horribly. He had truly thought that after that embarrassing encounter with Maka, things couldn't get any weirder. He was mistaken…how the hell did he end up getting educated about sex by a cat?

"Everybody likes my games soldier." She smirked and downed her shot after him, pink tongue coming to trace her lips once again. "Don't be a wet blanket." 1920s AU. Written for Soma NSFW week Prompt: Tie. Rated M for smut.

His wavelength strokes against hers like (she's sure) his fingers will through her hair once they are home. The nuances of his soul are a part of hers now, a second nature and instinct. She underestimated that book. Post salvage arc soulxmaka hurt/comfort r&r. T for themes

Maka's nightmare threatens to come true. Will she lose the one thing she cares about most? SoMa.

" His bloody irises flash when they met hers, and the all canine grin that follows tells her that he knew exactly what his attire is doing. He did this on purpose." Sequel to Headband, and more shameless, shameless Smut. An 'I'm sorry' present for Odat!

In which Soul "coolly" drops the L-word, Maka discovers jazz, and Black*Star drops some truth about Four Loko and Oprah. [SoMa]

"I [messed] up Maka." He whispered down at her, eyes betraying that he genuinely believed that he did let her down. "Let me make it up to you." Soul gets back from his mission to find his Meister in less than perfect condition. This is smut. Shameless, shameless smut.

Maka and Soul get separated in a fight against two kishin eggs, and Maka discovers something about herself that she never knew. Written for days one through three of SoMa Week.

" A voice seemed to echo through the room, but no one else reacted to it. Maka looked back over at little Soul, and froze. Sitting next to him, was what looked like an even older version of the Soul she knew. His subconscious bristled at that, and Maka tried to be apologetic, but she couldn't help it. He looked just like his brother." In which, Soul finally opens his mind to Maka.

"Maka's face had gone nearly the same color as his eyes, and for a second, he was worried he might have broken her"

"Soul, for the most part, looked dazed. His bloody irises were hazy, and the medication was obviously dominating his mind at the moment. So when he reached up and grabbed her hand, lacing her fingers with his, Maka froze, and stared down at her weapon. He only gave her a lazy smile and shook his head. "Maka, you're my partner. It was worth every second." They were always worth it.

A collection of short stories revolving around the different meanings behind tears and the relationship between Soul and Maka.

Bits and pieces of SoMa, ranging from sweet to kinky. Word challenge in partnership with GlitterGoat

31 days of winter themed drabbles to the tune of Soul/Maka and courtesy of the Winter Writing Challenge being passed around on Tumblr. Ratings vary between chapters.

Her dress is too tight, her heels are too high. And tonight's her first time drinking. — Soul/Maka

After graduation and an interesting offer from Wes, Soul and Maka have some decisions to make. Good thing they already have a method for sharing important information.

When their usual show ends and the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show starts there's a moment of tense silence as Soul and Maka not so subtly gauge the others reaction... (awkward flirty SoMa, one shot)

Soul's got a wire-rimmed secret he's been keeping. Maka's going to find out what it is even if it turns her into a neurotic mess. Eventual smut and guaranteed stupidity!

'He's wet. Dripping, soaking, sopping wet and she can't take her eyes off him.'

OFFICE AU. Soul bought her this stapler. He said it reminded him of her, that prick.

Maka and Soul exist together and they try figure out how they want to go about it.

Soul knows pickup lines are seriously uncool, but so is doing homework in the library on a Saturday.

They had not signed up for this. If they had known that her mother and his father wanted to get married, Soul and Maka wouldn't have kept their own relationship a secret. Now they were stuck in the same house, their parents having no clue about them. As step-siblings. Just Great.

Maka is fed up and frustrated. Soul has no idea what the heck is going on. Toss in a well meaning but short-sighted Black*Star, and it will be a wonder if this relationship ever gets off the ground.

A collection of various ficlets for Soul Eater, from the very short to the not quite as short. Some will be M, others K , exploring relationships and friendships and whatever strikes my personal fancy. Primarily but not exclusively Soul/Maka. UPDATED with Maka dancing and Soul maybe staring a bit.

The drama that ensues when the infamous Spartoi is laid low by the love potion Nyne, the latest word in hormonal warfare. Crack pairings that straighten out into: SoMa, Black/Tsu, Patti/Kid. M for swearing and deliciousness later on. Basically Completed!

Maka has a fantasy and Soul knows just how to help her out with that. Shameless PWP smutiness. Maka/Soul/Oni!Soul. Nice and consensual

Because there comes a time in each relationship where you have to let go and trust blindly. It's time for Maka to make a leap of faith, and start believing not only in Soul, but herself as well.

They dance in the black room, altered, changed, and changing still. Prompt fill/birthday present for Zombei; Soul/Maka, smut, and genderbending. No particular timeline being adhered to, other than the vague implication of the Book of Eibon.

Wherein Soul and Maka enjoy a rare Death City thunderstorm. It involves a lot of contemplation and some spilled tea. Warning: total fluff. The next morning, things are awkward.

Soul has everything going for him to woo Maka. Mood music, cheesy serenade, romantic gift, witch's death curse-say what!

It's strange not having Soul around, but they talk to each other every night. Soul/Maka, shameless phonesex PWP written for Zoms.

Soul Eater Evans has a dirty little secret. Underneath his cool exterior lurks another personality, one that he shares with Maka and only Maka.

He doesn't really like to admit it directly, but he has many reasons as to why he likes to spend time with her. SoulxMaka

A fill for SoulEaterPrompt #6: Demon!Soul vs Angel!Maka. Contains adult themes and !LEMON!. If you are old enough, enjoy!

Soul tries to make it on Maka's radar. Maka tries to figure out if he's flirting, or what. Belated birthday fic for Redemtion13. Soul/Maka

A series of Maka-centric stories. Black Star gets gum stuck in Maka's hair. Can she get it out before it's too late? What vengeance awaits Black Star?

OneShot. The best part of any mission is coming home.

A little broken, a little bloody, they're partners still. Set after the Salvage Chapters of the manga. SMUT ALERT Prompt fill for #48-Soul/Maka Comfort Sex over at Souleaterpromptarchive Tumblr.

Slight-AU. They were roommates and their relationship was like raw cookie dough, sweet yet unfinished. All they needed was a little baking to solve their problem.

She can't help it, she's enthralled with those teeth. Soul/Maka, oral fixation, shameless PWP smut. Special thanks to Marsh of Sleep for the use of "shark-bear"

Maka, youngest Captain the Navy has ever seen, hates Pirates. Its her job to keep peace on the seas, to put swashbuckling villains behind bars. What happens when the most infamous & hated pirate of all destroys her ship & captures her & her crew? AU! MXS

Soul and Maka discover more resourceful applications for her weapon's sharper extremities. Belated Christmas present for Marsh of Sleep, because she gets what she wants and I question nothing.

Maka is a practical girl at heart, especially when it comes to dealing with stress. Maka/Soul, open timeline, and not strictly canon. PWP

They don't really do Christmas very well. Soul/Maka Shameless Christmas cheese.

Home sweet home, as Spartoi returns from the grueling mission in the Book of Eibon. Mainly Soul/Maka, but in general - more a groupfic.

Doing things in the right order is for chumps.

Sometime after the first vs. Chrona battle, Maka and Soul somewhat discuss the scar and its implications on their relationship.

He can pretty much gauge her mood by what she's cooking. Soul/Maka.

Earlyfic. There are some things that Soul and Maka have to get used to in their partnership.

Tsubaki gets a nickname. Drabble-y. TsuStar. Extra cheese.

"It's not that he lacks skill, it's that he has a preference not many enjoy listening to." - Warning! Mild Crack! Read at your own discretion...

Earlyfic. Scythes have always been child's play for Maka. She is and always has been a Scythetechnican.

SemiEarlyfic. When there are lulls in the hunt for 99 souls, Maka and Soul can get a little restless.

It's like an identity crisis, struggling and putting such weight on his name. Except, his name doesn't have as much a significance in defining who he is, as he thinks it does.

An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.

When Soul finds something alarming in Maka's room, he suddenly feels less than adequate. This misunderstanding has very interesting results. R&R to win an internet. UPDATE: Now it's Soul's turn. Not what you might think. Chapter 4 now available.

Some rules are made to be broken. SoMa.

"We can't just do this because you think it might somehow improve our soul bond. You have to... want it." He fisted his hand, staring at the dusty floor. "You have to trust me."

Dumping ground for all my Soul Eater oneshots and drabbles too short to deserve their own story. Mostly Soul/Maka, but others may show up.

In which Black Star chucks mistletoe at Soul's head. Christmas companion piece to Unfamiliar.

"He's just a package of cool and sexiness she can't understand" – both internally and externally. A 5 senses plus one overload collection.

"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.

Spirit didn't hate the boy. He couldn't even honestly say he disliked the younger weapon. Spirit's thoughts about his daughter and her weapon, and a late night conversation.

After a long battle, Soul and Maka walk home in the rain. One-shot. Fluffy.

Intense emotions often lead to irrational behavior... written for the Soul Eater kink meme, so clearly adult situations ahead. SoulxMaka oneshot

Maka doesn't believe in love, but Soul drinks his tea with a hint of milk and runs his fingers through his hair when he's tired. SoulxMaka.

After a battle things get a little heated between Maka and her Scythe... literally. SoulxMaka oneshot. Warning for lemon... see summary for full disclaimer