When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

'What did I do to deserve this' Was the last thought Jaune Arc had before he forgot everything. Read to find out what happens next. (Rated T for language)(image owned by cslucaris)

No one likes self-inserts. Never knew why. So imagine my surprise when I die and am given the chance to continue living with a new life on Remnant. And with what I know of what's to come, should I try to stop it? CAN I stop it? Or am I in over my head? Well...there's only one way to find out. Time to see what all the fuss is about. (SI/OC) (Colt/?) (DISCONTINUED; REWRITE IS OUT)

Penny got tickets to a game. Sheldon gives her a priceless gift. A train ride changes everything. Will they go with the flow of change or ignore it and stay fixed in their current lives.

Inspired by Forged Destiny! Uploaded with permission. Jaune was a humble Blacksmith. He liked his life he enjoyed being a peasant. He had no dreams of grandeur or ever being more than what he was a Blacksmith. Unfortunate for him life has other plans. Now after a devastating attack, he is forced to enroll in Beacon Academy of heroes! Where he will become a legend die in the process

Penny rolls with Sheldon's love of contracts and creates one of her own to teach Sheldon how to be a better friend to her. Shenny slowburn, can be read platonic.

Disastrous. Such a beautiful word that spells more than one can imagine. Yet it is enough to describe what would happen if two teams of misfit 'soldiers' aspire to become Huntsmen at the prestigious Beacon Academy. Huh. Weird, isn't it?

When Jaune Arc was just a small child, his mother gave him a tiny seed to grow and nurture as a way to learn responsibility. His father gave him a useless Dust Shard to study power and focus. Only problem, the little Arc had wrongly misinterpreted their lessons and ended up creating Remnant's one and only Dust-Dust Fruit.

Early on, Penny thinks to have Sheldon help her make a comedy-science Youtube video. That small choice changes a lot. This is a story of the personal and intellectual growth of Penny and Sheldon Cooper. Not explicitly Shenny

Jaune Arc is just a normal person, who has two loving parents with seven lovable sisters. They were just a normal family. However, Jaune needed money so the only easy and simple job he could get was being a night guard in a family restaurant. It was simple, but it was not normal after all.(Cover Art by Kegi-SpringField (Only Temporary))

When Jaune gets a brand new look, and a bit of advice, he'll soon find himself in many new situations with many of our favorite female fighters! Based off of RWBY: Spectacle(s), image belongs to Exvnir, and RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. Jaune x Harem, with a nice twist. Note: I do not condone flamers and find them an utter annoyance, so reviews will be removed on sight!

Jaune Arc never believed in, or really aspired to be, a huntsmen. Yet here he was in the company of one in training. In retrospect he never did understand the stigma against Grimm, they weren't the only frightening thing in the world. There's little difference between discord within and without the kingdoms.

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

Harry has been the Master of Death ever since he died in the Forest when he was still seventeen. But being the Master of Death isn't anything like anyone thought it would be. Now, Harry is in a new world with new magic, new rules, and new trouble for him to get mixed up in. Because of course he'd walk right into a mess as ridiculous as a Holy Grail War. Of Course.

Jaune wasn't a very skilled individual, often in the shadow of his talented seven sisters. Yet despite his lack of ability, he was desperate to contribute to his family name in some capacity. It was then that he discovered another role on the battlefield against the Grimm - as a field medic. In his second year at medical school, Jaune is handpicked to follow a team at Beacon.

He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)

After the Dance Of Dragons, Cregan Stark Warden of the North has assisted Rhaenyra Targaryen cause and won the war alongside them. But after being denied what was his, the breaking of the Pact of Ice and Fire. Cregan does something, that will change Westeros forever. Major AU. Comments and criticisms welcome. Discontinued. Rewrite in Progress

Ibuki Ryouka behaved unlike the usual children would behave. She was quiet and expressionless, composed and mature, and she possessed knowledge that far greater than what she should have known at her age. Why, you ask? For she was the 27th reincarnation of the great hero once known as Harry Potter!

Hibari Kyoya gains an unlikely companion no one else seems to see. MOD!Harry.

Q junior's first foray into playing with humanity. So; he decides to throw in a couple of supposedly dead Xmen ; fleeing Colonials ; vengeful cylons and also adds the United Planets of the Federation to the potentially explosive mix !

She was a monster. He was most definitely something else...they made it work. A series of one-shots based on 'A Monster's Marriage.'

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

The real reason Jaune never trained to be a hunter was that he was too busy resisting the temptation to be a playboy. Who thought that raising a boy with seven attractive, clingy, demanding, adopted sisters would result in a well-adjusted young man? Another Jaune vs the Forces of Harem story.

AU, Post-OotP. Harry is sentenced to 20 years in Azkaban, due to a plot from Voldemort. Betrayed by his friends, he feels his heart die. The presence of the Dementors causes him to faint. When he wakes up, everything has changed. An Harry-is-Ulquiorra story. Harry/Ulquiorra x Inoue Orihime.

In an attempt to raise Jaune's low self-esteem, Pyrrha and Ruby employ an unorthodox method: hypnotism. Shockingly, the hypnosis works, and Jaune is now the very picture of confidence. Although, he is acting a little stranger than usual, but it shouldn't be anything too serious, right?

Doctor Doom wasn't always the dictator of Latveria. Once, Doom was Ivy Potter. Inspired by my One-Shot, Living On Hope, but not the same universe. FemHarry, FemDoom, FemSlash, and FemHarry IS Victor Von Doom.

The boys are back from the Arctic. Penny's missed all of them, the nice guy who loves her so much who she really likes, and her favorite whackadoodle of a best friend. But when Sheldon comes to confront Leonard in her apartment, Penny is Not pleased with what Leonard has done. Shenny. Read at your own peril.

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

What happens when you get cosmic game show hosts abducting you and putting you in a cosmic game show to test your shipping potential?You get madness with embarrassing family photos,parallel versions of your friends coming onto you, and visions of happily married futures with whoever you have most affinity with. Jaune is having plenty of that now and the CRWBY are enjoying the show.

With Lucifer in the cage and the Apocalypse averted everyone thought life was going back to normal but Life and Death are rarely that convenient and no one is content with with their share any more. !A sequel to Illusions of Grandeur! Mild spoilers and swearing, not canoncentric

What if Tim was the Director of NCIS and Ziva the Director of Mossad? How would their paths have crossed and how would their agencies have handled the chaos undoubtedly bound to follow?

Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.

"Captain's log of the Starship Seeker. Star date… two lines over coma…I think. Adrift for what feels like eternity through the eternal vacuum of space has taken a toll on both me and the crew. I believe my first mate Fawkes is planning a mutiny his only deterrent being that he needs my thumbs to pilot the ship. I continue my voyage to go where Padfoot has probably gone before."

Many different secrets came to light that night. However the most unexpected perhaps was Jaune Arc's secret. It's one thing to discover something about an enemy, its something else when you learn that one of your friends is actually larger than some of your classrooms. And such secrets tend to raise following questions about true intentions, friendships, and what you believe.

Many men walk down hard roads but for Wolverine this is never case. He finally found a home and family with X-men. All that is taken away from him due to a sick twisted event that caused him to commit an act that he never thought he would do. Can he have a second chance on a separate earth? Going through revision.

Many men walk down roads and eventually find the end but for Wolverine this is never the case. He finally found a home with the X-men he has a family that he has cherished for the longest of years. All of that is taken away from him due to a sick twisted event causing Logan to preform an act he never thought he would do. Can he have a second chance on a separate earth?

Never underestimate the power of children. Having been discovered robbing the Tohsaka Manor, little Harry Potter unwittingly found himself pulled into a deadly conflict... with the King of Heroes herself as his Servant.

"I don't understand father?" She said with a puzzled brow. "Baratheon is to marry one of the Tully girls." Cersei felt such anger toward her father. "What am I to make of this father?" "You are to marry Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell."

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

Miracles had a nasty habit of happening when all hope seemed lost. Belief allowed for the bleakest of moments to become something truly beautiful. Lament summoned Folly in the face of danger. And together they created the Semblance of Hope that bestowed Jaune Arc the strength to protect those that mattered with his sword Durandal and shield Forlorn.

With the arrival of the Shinigami and his enforcer came hardship. With hardship came equality. With careful planning came advancement. With advancement, the civilization thrived. And when a fantasy based civilization met an another one? What's then? What happens when the Sorcerer Kingdom met the galactic community? The Reapers? (AU with a lot of OC'S! Beware! XD) HIATUS until fn.

Ren and Jaune were always happy with who they were, or so they liked to believe. However, when a harmless comment gets them questioning their masculinity, the pair turn to the only ones they know can help them.

Skull had always done his best to keep his mafia life away from his mother, not because she couldn't handle it but because he wasn't sure the mafia could handle her. (All the different ways the Arcobaleno could meet Skull's mother.) [Fem!Harry ; Teddy-is-Skull]

Ruby gulped nervously, sweat trickling down her face as she observed the insanity now residing in the floor. "Um, Professor, why is there a cow in the floor?" Port laughed darkly, his mustache quivering. "Edgar is the one in the hole. He is there to protect you." Rated T to be safe, crackfic based off of AH's Lets Plays

The Arcs are a proud line of warriors. Jaune, however, inherited none of that talent. When his father takes him to a job fair to find a more suitable apprenticeship, no one picks him. No one, that is, save for a black robed figure who rides in on a pale horse. Turns out the legends got quite a lot wrong, and at least one god still calls Remnant home. [minor Discworld crossover]

Cinder's life has been far different than she would have expected it to be. She would have never guessed that she would be married and a mother of four, however, she has adapted and knows better than anything that things don't always go as planned. So this trip to the therapist should just be another little surprise . . . right? Just a fun little tale I felt like telling.

Jaune has picked up a bit of street magic in his spare time and is eager to make his name in the world, both as a huntsman and as a performing artist. But for some reason, strange things are happening around him. Why are hunters scared of him when he shows them a simple card trick? Why does Ozpin keep giving him a strange look? What's a Maiden and who's the old wizard?

Jaune creates the perfect love note, a way to tell the one who he loves how he feels. That alone is fine, its sending it to every girl in his phone that starts the single most horrifying day in Mr. Arc's life.

Second Seat of the Elite Ten Rindou Kobayashi has always marched to the beat of her own drum. Unconventional, unorthodox, and with a playful persona - Rindou could never find the appeal of a rather boring, cooking school. Nothing held her attention for long, that is, until a particular transfer student came along…

Jaune Arc didn't know what to think when he got paired with Yang Xiao Long as her roommate. Granted, he didn't know what to think when he found out how loud she could be at night. Still, he was an adaptable guy and took it all in stride. So now why is it that she keeps stealing his jacket? And why does she hide in wait on his bed and beg him to have some fun?

Almost magic-less, Harry finds himself in a strange world where people can literally burn with colored flames and animals can shape-shift. Why do these things always happen to him? Rated M just in case

Alcohol is a presence in all aspects of Humanity and Faunuskind. It breaks, helps, and heals. The people who serve it find they're the people who can help. After a rejection at Beacon, Jaune finds his place to belong at a bar, hoping to recover from his past mistakes by helping others in need. Cover: Hanisu93

The North doesn't bow to Aegon and decides to fight on its own terms. Abandoned.

Leah knew she was unlucky, that seemed to be her main characteristic. She was unlucky in love, unlucky in life, and would no doubt be unlucky in death too. So she supposed she had no right to be shocked her soulmate was just as unlucky as she was. Still, getting cursed into the form of a stag was pretty far out there, even by her own standards. The Swan Lake AU nobody asked for.

Blake was never one to meddle in people's problems. However one day when she decides to help Jaune with something simple, her plans go awry. Little did she know how her decision would shape the rest of her days at Beacon Academy.

Harry finds himself in another world and as an attendant to a short-tempered prince. Damn you, Potter luck. (Zuko! and Harry! centric; follows the show with minor changes; minor past AU for Harry Potter world.) Rated T for swearing and violence. NO PAIRINGS for Harry; canon pairings remain.

Harry and Teddy are called to the United States to help debrief a muggle family about the wizarding world and the abilities of their metamorphmagus child. Interestingly enough for them, the Barton family just happens to be that muggle family. Between that and Dark Marks starting to appear in the States, it's becoming more than just a typical debriefing.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Ever since he's a child, Jaune Arc always wanted to become one thing: A cop. He just didn't realize that being one is not as cool and as easy as the movie says. From incompetent police force, insanely twisted partner, sociopath huntsmen, mascara wearing criminals, fluffy emo terrorists with animal parts, and dark monsters wanting to eat humanity... This the story of Jaune Arc.

Yang Xiao-Long, proud wife and mother of one, goes on one of the most insane and mind-blowing quest to make her beloved husband the happiest man alive. Her quest? Find the perfect partner for a threesome with her husband of course! Hell hath no fury like a wife on a quest! Several shots! Mature Content Inside.

Yang knew better than to look for love in a bar. She was neither foolish nor naive. But when a chance encounter leads to a meeting with a mysterious dancer that has her heart racing, it can be hard to resist. For Jaune, the life he wanted was that of a hero, but such a life required training and the money to pay for it. What is a man to do, but make use of the few talents he has.

A Winter Knight fic. Winter Schnee wants to try her hand at love (and potentially marriage), and the only person that fits her checklist is a certain Arc. Will have OCs, but they really don't do very much. AU from my other Winter fics, but will reuse OC designs because I really don't feel like creating new characters again. Romance and humor centered. Poor Jaune.

Sheldon, Penny and The Gang head to Vegas for Thanksgiving. What happens in Vegas results in a secret 12 month experiment between Sheldon and Penny.

In hindsight, this was somehow entirely Ruby and Nora's fault. How was Jaune Arc supposed to know that Crocea Mors was actually an embodiment of some woman's soul from the past? Not to mention her and subtly were miles apart on, even on a good day. He's too young to be married. She didn't quite agree. Ozpin certainly dropped the ball. And everyone else was just lost in the shuffle.

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

When a mysterious young girl popped out of nowhere in his room, Jaune Arc's life is turn upside down. Now, he must deal with children from the future that claim to be his daughters! To make thing worse, there are more than one, and all of them are with different girls! Now, the young Arc must survived his 'daughters' onslaught as they try to match make their parents together.

This year was going to be different. He was going to make some friends, find one (and only one!) girlfriend, become a hunter and make his parents proud! It would be easy, right? All he had worry about was Grimm, a group of psychopathic criminal masterminds, international politics and most sinister of all...his own Semblance? Avoiding a harem has never been this hard...

After a blackout caused by the testing of Nora's new Dust Enhanced Goofy-Good Delicious Pancakes—her words—Jaune, Ren, Sun, and Neptune wake up in a worn down, abandoned apartment complex with no memories on how they got there. Now they need to get back to Vale while fighting off the gruesome aftereffects of Nora's concoction, both figuratively and literally. Post Silver Ch 17.

Death's avatar walks the Earth as an eternal observer, his story has long ended. But unexpected event may call him back to work. Will the Avengers discover who he is? Only Loki knows what he looks like, and Death's chosen does not care to be a hero.

it has been 600 years sense the great war and the human world has come to know peace after a millennia of darkness, but now people fear for what is to come with the threat of the new demon king known as the white demon who will bring back the millennia of darkness. Only the humans have come to the wrong image of the demon king. fantasy AU.

One Of Gotham's most norturious villains grins at him and waves, making his eyes widen before he glances up towards the Heavens – because he was convinced this was Dumbledore's way of continuing to fuck with his life. Or maybe Sirius had a sicker sense of humour than he thought. Just his bloody luck.

"Aren't you a bit young to run a weapon shop?" "Aren't you a bit young to be carrying around a High Caliber Sniper Scythe?" After a new shop opens up in town, Ruby can't help go check it out, where she meets the enigma that is Jaune Arc. As she and others try to figure out just who he is, theres something he's trying to hide, and it's something big.

"Harley's never-ending curiosity reared it's head along with her hunger for challenges. Because if the boy knew who she was and still chose to ignore her - then he certainly had balls." Where Harry captures the attention of the Queen of Gotham herself. Snippets of the interactions between Harry and Harley Quinn.

A very human Jaune Arc fakes his transcript to gain admission into an all-faunus battle academy. Of course, with his luck, it doesn't take long before he's eyes-deep in their petty school politics (which may or may not be because of all those unplanned panty shots). ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

First, she makes him pay for the flight to Vale; then she tries to ditch him! Honestly, he shouldn't have to deal with her, but yet here he was drinking freaking tea with her! Jaune honestly didn't know why he was getting involved with an ex-terrorist, but here he was getting involved with Blake Belladonna! "Why can't the universe just kill me already?"

When Jaune was young he hoped for a powerful semblance. He didn't get one.

Westeros is torn in half during Robert's Rebellion. A slight change on the Trident makes the biggest difference. Three Kings will reign in Westeros during the rebellion. Two Kings will reign when it ends.

Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake

All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Harry is a janitor. And while he wasn't always one, he long since accepted the fact that his previous life was behind him. His new way of life wasn't exciting, but it was peaceful and it made him happy. Then he accidentally picked up a hammer that was lying on the ground.

Harry Potter has done it: he has defeated the Dark Lord. Yet this victory has come at a great price: namely, the eradication of the entire human race. Wizards, muggles, and creatures alike perished and now Harry is alone left, cursed with the title of the Master of Death and an extended life. So, Harry does what any wizard with too much time would: he goes "traveling".

All Jaune ever wanted was to be a hero. And yes, "Protector of the Multiverse" probably fits that category. But if someone had told him that he would need to work together with so many alternate versions of himself? "Farmer" isn't looking so bad anymore... Collaborative writing project founded on the Professor Arc Forum. Feat. Jaunes from Coeur Al'Aran and College Fool.

Harry wasn't sure how sane following the directions of bodiless voices made him but, well…you can't argue with the results. That and it wasn't like he knew what else to do.

Escaping from Gringotts on top of a severely hurt dragon, holding the sword of Godric Gryffindor and the cup of Helga Huflepuff-turned-Horcrux was the craziest thing Harry ever did... until two minutes later he found himself being thrown by the goblin wards into a world that was on the verge of being conquered by an army of ice zombies.

RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.

Jaune has a hobby most people would find strange or frown upon. Unfortunately the poor boy can't help himself, he was born to do what he does. They do say that the pen is mightier than the sword. Watch antics unfold as Jaune tries to keep his guilty pleasure away from his friends. Especially Blake.

In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.

After a chance encounter, Coco finds herself involved with everyone's favorite goofy blonde. Is this the start of an interesting friendship, or maybe something more.

You know, Jaune could make a list of all the things that could possibly NEVER happen to him in his lifetime considering his luck with the ladies...having a pair of large breasts smothering his face was on that list. And yet, here he was. (A multi-chapter fic for a new ship, which I dub "Winter Knight"; AU from canon, with an OOC Winter.) (DISCONTINUED; TO BE REBOOTED!)

What happens when Jaune starts to think and drags Ren alongside with him. Bromace but no homo. Now Two-shot

Companion to Doeskin. This collection mainly consists of random/crack-ish, AU oneshots that have been inspired by some event of Doeskin cannon. You can read it without reading the main fic, but it is not recommended.

(Discontinued) Weiss leads a team, the author loses motivation before the end of initiation.

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

Daenerys already had three dragons. Three children of fire and blood to mark her birthright. Now she has a direwolf, set to guide her through the coming winter, and the wars that await.

Ned Stark is sent to Casterly Rock to be fostered instead of the Vale. And a wolf among lions learns to sharpen his claws… [AU]

If a starving man was given a buffet of food, what would he do? Would he eat and then merely leave content and fulfilled to continue his day? Or would he stay at the table, waiting for more food that he knows there's an abundance of, finally able to relish in the thing he's been missing for so long? What will Blake Belladonna do when someone cares about her for the first time? AU.

Post Volume 3. Half a year has passed since the 'Battle of Beacon'. How does the world continue after all that has happened? What's left after everything has been swept away?

Short bits of randomness from Coeur Al'Aran's story "Professor Arc," which has Jaune as a professor of Beacon Academy. Non-canon to that story, of course, but on the plus side, this story is recommended by four out of five doctors as a good source of your daily intake of craziness.

Take Geoff, Jack, Ray, Jeremy, Michael, Lindsay and Gavin and place them in Remnant. What do you get? Crazy fantastic heists that's what! Join me and them as we all go on heisting adventures! Rated M cause while there might be no LEWD but there is, like, A TON of cursing. Its also my first fanfiction! So uhhh...Don't obliterate me i guess.

What if things turned out different? AU

A rare feast to celebrate her son's tenth name leads to an almost commonplace conversation between Cersei and Ashara Stark. Drabble, AU.

After the fall of Kings Landing, young war hero Eddard Stark wants sometime alone in the godswood. But what he finds is a kindered soul over a sack of wine. Ned/Cersei. Robert's Rebellion

Kairos: a moment of perfect, fleeting rightness in time. / OR. Robert Baratheon takes a Tully bride and the golden Lady Cersei is forcibly shipped North to wed an ice cold barbarian. A death sentence for the courtly jewel - after all, what does a solemn grey beast have to offer the fairest maiden in all the Seven Kingdoms? (And Jaime makes a cameo.)

A collection of unrelated drabbles and ficlets which celebrate all things Shenny. Rated T because some are a little more adult than others.

I am Harry Potter, prophesied to become the darkest wizard of my time, the eventual destroyer of all worlds. But here I am, making minimum wage at Starbucks with a useless degree in Magical Healing. Between sarcastically contemplating life and enjoying cups of free coffee, I wasn't exactly prepared when an injured Asgardian warrior crashed violently into my life. [AU][HarryxSif]

"Don't they make just the cutest couple?" After Ziva's apartment is destroyed, Tim offers her a place to stay while her apartment is rebuilt. What begins as a temporary engagement soon turns long-term, and the pair find themselves in a heap of trouble- especially when they're families find out. AU, post Aliyah. McGiva.

All tales with young maiden's and valiant knights have a happy ending. This is a notion that gets thrown in Lyanna's face after her 'rescue'. Ch.2 Elia Martell.

come one, come all (wait no.) to the leaders lounge. The secret hiding place of our four favorite leaders from Beacon Academy. follow them as they spend their time relaxing and spending quality time together as they hide from their teammates, and follow their misadventures as they try keep their secret base hidden from anyone. Now then, Welcome, to the Leaders Lounge.

Team Juniper and team RWBY fights for control of a boxed canyon in a remote place of the galaxy. Mostly dialogue and sheer insanity.

What if it was Nora that found Jaune in the Emerald Forest? Join our lovable members Nora and Jaune of Team JNPR as they partner up and set sail on the silliest adventure at their time at Beacon Academy! Ch 34: "Those smiley spice things don't make people happy at all! It was all a lie Ren... A LIIIIEEE!"

Jaune is pretty well liked with the Faunus population in Beacon Academy. That's nice and everything but it won't help him when the White Fang make their move. Knowing that they won't be able to properly prepare their leader, Jaune's team asks Team RWBY to help train him to fight the White Fang. After some deliberation, Blake decides to help the poor knight improve his skills.

After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.

Looking to make some fast cash to pre-order a game they love, Jaune and Ren decide to venture into the world of modeling for men's fashion. Inspired by Tumblr user cslucaris and his awesome artwork.

The dead have inherited the earth and to survive Rick just might have to trust their master. Crossover with Harry Potter.

Ah, Space! A lovely void, inhabited by various space faring, or not, species. Some are peaceful, some are warlike, some are genocidal, millennial old, space squid AI's. Enter Harry Potter, Wizard, MASTER OF DEATH. The Capitals are crucial, you know, tells us he's someone important. He seems to delight in causing headaches and irritation to his new friend, Commander Shepard(s).

Dean made a Deal to save Sam. What he didn't know was that the snarky Brit who showed up was no demon, but a wizard who was pretty ticked off at Heaven. He's sold his freedom to a snarky librarian who lives in the old Men of Letters bunker. Meet Raven, a wizard who's chosen a life of exile...until the angel who ruined his life makes an appearance.

Professor Arc has dreaded his colleges and his students finding out his secret. Well, pray for your life Jaune, because the secret is out.

As the younger sister of Pyrrha Nikos, Asimi knew what it meant to not even be able to compete. However, in the race for the heart of Jaune Arc, she soon realized that, to win, she'd have to pull of something truly crazy. Something like a Harem Plan.

French for Never seen. Or perhaps Nevermore? "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore."

AU. He was never going to see her as anything more than his friend, his colleague. But she could hope. Skye/Coulson, Daisy/Coulson. Potentially a series of one-shots about my favorite agents. Spoilers ahead. Rating is a precaution.

Both Jaune and Ren have learned how their female friends mostly feel about them, and are now on a journey to prove themselves and change those opinions. Prompt by College fool and Couer Al'Alran 'The writer's games'.

Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.

Jaune and Ren needed some extra cash for a hit new game that came out recently. They were walking through Vale for part time jobs that fit their schedule when they found an ad for a modelling thing. It was one day only and the amount of money paid was more than enough for the game so they took a shot. The theme turned out to be "bad boys". (Based on picture by CSLucaris) [One-shot]

Jaune was hopeless at providing security. Which is why fate would have it that Jaune's forged transcripts allow him to not become a student as intended, but instead, the new security officer at Beacon. They illustrated that of a seasoned hunter proficient in handling conflicts with minimal casualties opting now for a quieter and more secure life. Oh boy.

Based on "Professor Arc," by Coeur Al'Aran. "Never leave the one who understands you more than anyone else. Someone who you can talk to about everything and will still stand next to you even with your unwanted attitudes. Treasure the one that accepts and loves every bit of you..."

Finally the week's holiday before the Vytal Festival, and for Professor Arc, it couldn't have come soon enough. Especially when he manages to snag tickets to one of the most expensive resorts in Vacuo. A full week's rest to himself, with no criminals, no crazy students - and definitely no vicious little multi-coloured slaver. Seven days with just sun, sand, sea and Neo... wai-Neo?

When Clint read Shield's rather extensive file on Tony, he noted that some called him the Merchant of Death. He hadn't thought that they meant it literally, though. At least they didn't have to fight this time.

When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody

Five dimensions and two thousand years away from home, Harry sees himself in the boy with the haunted eyes and decides to give him the childhood that he never had. AU, Unspeakable!MOD!Harry, time-travel.

Victor Von Doom has a secret that Sue Storm is about to discover. One-Shot. COMPLETE. M for mentions of Adult Content. FemDoom, FemHarry, FemSlash. Doom IS FemHarry. Put in this category because this is the Sue Storm I'm picturing in the story, though not the universe. Hope you Enjoy.

The war is over and a crippled Harry Potter ends up in Forks. The plan is to live alone and heal while learning to deal with the rest of his wrecked life. Having an obsessive scary blonde vampire chase him wasn't part of the plan. Disabled!MoD!Harry (working title); Rating will probably change to M later.

Ruby Rose loved video games. Who didn't? But maybe becoming the Gamer and replacing her entire reality with an RPG with a rather quirky sense of humour was a little bit too much. Oh well. Casual players play the game for fun, but the smart player finds ways to break the game. And Ruby's the smartest of them all. Written in remembrance as a tribute to Monty Oum.

Harry Potter is the agent of Death, the Endless. Lifetimes ago, he was pulled from his world and shaped and changed by her to help save those worlds in the most dire need. Now, he has given enough of his blood, sweat and tears and Death has decided to place him in her home universe's Earth. He will eventually find happiness, but Harry Potter was never going to have an easy life.

What if when McGee was was three his parents divorced. His father stayed in the Navy and his mother, a school teacher, moved them to Israel where she got a job teaching English. Once there she met, fell in love with, and later married Eli David. R and R!

"I now proclaim thee, Cersei of the House Lannister, and King Eddard of the House Stark, the First of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm husband and wife." AU.

They say two people meant to be together are connected by a red string. This string may get twisted or knotted, but will never break. The only problem is that the string can go any distance no matter how far apart and will never to be gotten rid of. Volturi!Harry/Rosalie pairing.

He came to Beacon to be a hero, and that's just... Not coming along fast enough. Unable to wait three years, he's giving it his all now. God help this city, or more so help the hero it does not in fact need. He is the Arc Knight!

Jaune Arc's plan for life was to graduate from Beacon, become a hero, marry Weiss Schnee. Perhaps that last part was a recent addition, but nonetheless part of the plan. This plan has since been deconstructed, and the Committee of Jaune Arc is working on a new one for him. "This is my brain, not a Democracy! You snide little-" -Based off of a prompt/idea from The Writer Games.

Jaune Arc's life was as normal as the next guy's. He attended college, he had a job, and he had friends like any other boy his age, but all of that changed when he took in an injured black cat.

Crazy wizard meets crazy angel, and it's the start of a beautifully crazy friendship. Too much crazy? Nah. Told in drabbles. Set in S7, before "Reading Is Fundamental" and onward. No pairings, but a smidgen of bromance. *On Hiatus*

Caboose vs Yang. Who will win? Remade from SketchingChaos comics.

Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.

Yang Xiao Long was once a rising star in the VCPD, but the city has taken its toll on her. As if her life wasn't bad enough, her former 'its complicated' and Vale's favourite billionaire, Weiss Schnee, is back in town. Meanwhile, a masked hero patrols the streets of Vale...

Upon the destruction of his world, an immortal Harry found himself drifting across space for untold eons, until an unseen force pulls him into another's realm. He found himself in New York City after the defeat of Ultron, a world without visible magic, but of heroes and villains. A world where he was the only remaining Wizard, along with a Witch that wasn't exactly one. Hp/Sw.

Years before Thor landed in New Mexico, Loki was cast down to Midgard into the body of an infant. After his mortal death, Odin erased Loki's memories of ever being Lily Potter. Years later, the beginning of Harry's fourth year takes a wild turn when a certain god of thunder crashes the welcoming feast in search of his long lost nephew. Good!Loki. Pairings undecided.

Ziva meets a young man in Paris while on assignment for NCIS. They have two blissful, passionate weeks together before parting ways forever. When they part, he gives her the first draft of a novel he's working on, and tells her to remember him, that they'll meet again. But when they do, will she remember the mystery he left her with, or the man she fell in love with? AU.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.

Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. Behold the highest tier of manhood where badasses fear to tread: managing the home front. A series of shorts about Jaune and the lady of RWBY/JNPR that is the mother of his children. (Not a harem. Parallel fics on a theme)

AH X RWBY X RvB Crossover. One rainy night, Yang is having trouble sleeping. She discovers something very interesting in the school records. She discovers stories about two teams, Team LADS and Team GENTs, and their journey to save Remnant by collecting the missing pieces of a mystical, otherworldly tower, forged of Gold and Black Stone, they must find and re-build Pimponia Tower!

Loki is settling just fine into his new position as Emperor of Earth. Everything is surprisingly mundane until he runs into a green-eyed musician running a soup kitchen. Obviously, AU. No slash.

The shopkeep of 'From Dust Till Dawn', in appreciation of Ruby's efforts in thwarting the robbery, lets her select any game from his newly opened video game shop. She plays only the finest games but some games are too scary for her to finish alone... little does she know she lives in the presence of a horror game master.

The future is in danger of being wiped out from existence. And it is up to his kids to make sure that Jaune ends up marrying the right person in order to save the future. Will they succeed or is their future and very existence doomed to disappear forever.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Dr. Sheldon Cooper was one of the greatest minds of his time; had two doctorates, an IQ of 187, a long list of accomplishments, and was at the top of his career. So, why was he stuck babysitting children he didn't even know?

Jaune's sisters come to visit. Monty help them all. Warning: May contain random shifts in tone and writing style, fluff, and no smut whatsoever.

Minato used a different seal to split the Kyūbi's Chakra in half. Sealing half into Kushina and half into Naruto's twin sister. Naruto grew up being ignored by his family while his sister was seen as a hero. Insanely smart Naruto. Naru/Hina/Mei pairing. UP FOR ADOPTION

AU- Same characters. Different Song. Will the outcome change?

Harry Potter, Master of Death and creator of magical artifacts, is drafted to help recover one of his creations, the Tesserract

As it was, even if wizards were generally more accepting of the unexplainable, no wizard would accept a 600ish year old Harry Potter without the inclusion of the Philosopher's stone, so he faded into the background, concealing his appearance. Until the day a robot crashed through the ceiling of Potter manor. The magically enforced stone ceiling. Ouch. AU fic, Beware of wormholes.

People always ask her why she stays. She responds simply and with a smile. "Because I love him."

As a man with nothing left, not even family, Harry finds himself a chance to start over in an entirely new world. Unfortunately, like most things that happen to him, nothing goes exactly as planned. In no time at all, Harry finds himself the Godfather of a god who is more arrogant than any Gryffindor and a mischievous one more cunning than any Slytherin. But he loves them anyway.

Uzumaki Naruto: the final frontier. This is the voyage of two young kunoichi. Their mission: to find and retrieve Uzumaki Naruto. To accomplish their mission, they'll have to enlist the help of Naruto, overcome Naruto, hold out against Naruto and above all, recognize Naruto from a large pile of other identical Naruto. They'll have to find him quickly. Naruto wants Naruto dead.

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...

Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.

During an easy mission a young girl decides that Naruto would make a great "Daddy" for her. Chapter 18 up. Chapter 1 revised.

No one is allowed to take her from him. She is his. He loves her. And soon she will come to see it. Sequel to Unconditional. Ziva is being stalked by someone. McGiva. 4 chapters.

Uzumaki Naruto crumbled under the constant abuse by his so called peers. He gave up on ninjas as a kid in favor of a civilian lifestyle. When Akastuki becomes too big a threat they offer to train him seven years too late. he hates all things ninja Nar/Aya

Ziva finds herself caught between two worlds when tragedy unfurls. McGiva. Season 6 spoilers. WIP, see author's note for further details. Chapter 14 up!

When Sarutobi Hiruzen finds out that an eight year old Naruto can't even read his own name he decides to take matters into his own hands. Who would have predicted teaching the young Jinchuriki to read and write would start a legend never before seen.

Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.

With the slip of a tongue and the loss of a friend Naruto's life takes and unexpected turn as he grows to be the best. NaruxHanaxTsume

Naruto was beaten as a child, yet he doesn't have a scratch on him, or does he? stronger Naruto but not super. rating could go up no pairing as of yet if at all. Don't own Naruto.

Hope. Peace. He was supposed to be so much. But destiny took a path no one ever foresaw, and now he will have to decide – and really, who could blame him if he forsook them all, for a look from her green eyes, for the soft touch and the sweet voice… H/OC

Gibbs just got the team back together & McGee is shot. As they wait in the hospital for news many revelations about missing months come out.McGee has married Ziva as a friend to keep her in the country. McGiva wedding,Tony throws Tim Bachelor Party

Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t