Name :you can call me "Banana"

Age : 61 ( i could be lying )

TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS:

1) Hinata ( who can't love this face )

2) Kisame ( he's BLUE !!! )

3) Kakashi

4) Shikamaru

5) Zetsu ( the dark side...)

6) Sasori

7) Itachi

8) Jiraya

9) Minato ( PLEASE REST IN PEACE )

10) Kushina ( ALSO REST IN PEACE )

TOP TEN ONE PIECE CHARACTERS:

1) Trafalgar Law ( *drools*)

2) Roronoa Zoro ( *drools* again )

3) Tony Tony Chopper ( KAWAII )

4) Black Leg Sanji

5) Monkey D. Luffy ( his idiocy is epic )

6) Nefertari Vivi

7) Dead Bones Brook ( his afro

8) Hacchi

9) Portgas D. Ace ( so hot …. )

10) Monkey D. Garp ( I like him for some random reason )

TOP TEN FAIRY TAIL CHARACTERS:

1) Redfox Gajeel

2) McGarden Levy ( her and Gajeel are so cute together )

3) Strauss Mirajane ( her BADASS side )

4) Vermillon Mavis ( SOOOOOOO cute )

5) Marvell Wendy

6) Clive Gildarts

7) Conbolt Romeo ( him and Wendy

8) Panterlily ( Can't forget Gajeel's buddy )

9) Happy ( it's not Fairy Tail without Happy ! )

10) Bickslow

Random crap about my life :

1 - My favorite color is purple. It has been since I was five years old and always will be.

2 – I listen to J-Pop.

3 - I can't and don't sing ( being in the shower or in the car does not count )

4 - I love Trafalgar Law from One Piece.

5 - I am conduction experiments to make anime characters real.

6 - The guy I like is an idiot.

7 - My rabbit like's to pee on me because I wear my best friend's clothes.

8 - I am a yaoi fangirl. ( Akatsuki is an exception )

9 - I love animals but they seem to hate me.

10 - Leaving cliff hangers and going on a long hiatus are my specialty.

Akatsuki Quiz Thingy!! (YAY! WHOOP WHOOP!)

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s. ( my earrings )
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[ ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[ ] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2 ]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 1 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
- I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. (and random!! XD)
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ ] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno. ( DAMN RIGHT )
] - My Grandma annoys me. (she can and she cant but I still love her!)
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[ ] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3 ]

Deidara
[ ] - I'm an artist.
X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi. ( HE KILLED KONAN )
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 2 ]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3]

Hidan
]I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (paper cuts...)
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[ ] - Nature is AWESOME! ( I'm allergic to nature )
[ ] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 1 ]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D (when he shuts up)

[Tobi Score: 2 ]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 1 ]

KISAME ALL THE WAY !!!! HE RULES !!!! BEING DIFFERENT IS AWESOME !!!!!!

Now for the copy and past stuff :

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love Come on people, we can't let those with narrow minds, little imagination and even less respect for the different people of this world rule over our creative majority! It is time to think beyond gender, race and sexual orientation. We are all people are we not? There is enough to disagree on without adding these small differences to the mix.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you love Bleach so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

Last Resort

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Toki wo Kizamu Uta ( Clannad ) ( I have no idea what the name means )

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Divers ( Nico touches walls ) ( umm... I don't dive...)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Boulevard of Broken Dreams ( Green Day ) ( kinda true...)

4.WHAT IS 22?

Shattered ( O.A.R ) ( Okay... )

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Somewhere only we know ( Keane ) ( We do have a secret spot just for us :D )

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Apologize ( OneRepublic ) ( true... I apologize for not saying goodbye )

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Alones ( Aqua Timez ) ( only have a couple of true friends )

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Wide Awake ( Katy Perry ) ( Yay, I won't sleep on the job !!! )

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Fly ( Nicki Minaj & Rihanna ) ( so I can see him again )

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Blue Bird ( Ikimono Gakari ) ( I guess I'm a bird to them )

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Super Bass ( Nicki Minaj ) ( OH HELLS NO !!! )

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Fireflies ( Owl city ) ( Did you that a firefly only lives for a couple of hours )

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Minus Major ( Coldplay ) ( WTF ? )

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Everytime we touch ( Cascada ) ( Fufufufufufu)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

J'ai demander a la lune ( Indochine ) ( The moon ? Sure... )

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Brighter than the sun ( Colbie Caillat ) ( Of course I don't want to become blind )

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

First Time ( Lifehouse ) ( I SWEAR TO PROTECT MY INNOCENCE !!!!!!! )

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

My Own Worst Enemy ( Lit ) ( Yeah Right, I can take her on )

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Good life ( OneRepublic ) ( Hells yeah ! )

20. WhAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Where Have You Been ( Rihanna ) ( True I miss him )

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Call me Maybe ( Carly Rae Japsen ) ( I take that as maybe )

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Domino ( Jessie J ) ( ALL THEY DO IS FALL AND MAKE NOISE )

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Wild Ones ( Florida & Sia ) ( OH NO !!!! )

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

The Queen and I ( Gym Class Heroes ) ( The french monarchie sucks !! )

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Hero's Come Back ( nobodyknows ) ( I was finally my turn to shine ,( )

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

A thousand Years ( Christina Perri ) ( I'll be part of history then ! )

If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening Credits: Celui ( Colonel Reyel ) ( I guess...)

Waking Up: Rolling Star ( Yui )

First Day At School: Silky Heart ( Yui Horie )

Falling In Love: 21 guns ( Green Day ) ( WHY ME !!! )

Fight Song: Without you ( David Guetta & Usher ) ( I should switch this with the one above )

Breaking Up: Times Like These ( Foo Fighters ) ( It's at times like these that break ups happen )

Prom: Never Say Never ( The Fray ) ( Yeah can't never when I ask you to dance )

Life is Good: Pumped up Kicks ( Foster the people ) ( I AM NOT A SADIST )

Mental Breakdown: Give me Everything ( Pitbull & Ne-Yo ) ( I'll kill you if you don't )

Driving: Hanging by a Moment ( Lifehouse ) ( it's red stop crossing before I ram my car into you )

Flashback: Low ( Kelly Clarkson ) ( When the prices use to be low...)

Getting Back Together: U can do it ( Domino ) ( Fight to get back together )

Wedding: Good Life ( OneRepublic ) ( Our lives together just began )

Paying the Dues: Torn ( Natalie Imbruglia ) ( Can't pay )

The Night Before The War: Core Pride ( Uverworld ) ( I WILL FIGHT )

Final Battle: You Da One ( Rihanna ) ( You DA One that's going down !! )

Moment of Triumph: Misery ( Maroon 5 ) ( I won but fell down the stairs and stabbed myself)

Death Scene: I kissed a girl ( Katy Perry ) ( HER LIPSTICK WAS POISONOUS !! )

Funeral Song: Hot n Cold ( Katy Perry ) ( Geez thanks )

End Credits: Glad you came ( the Wanted ) ( Glad you came with me to the movies )

Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team ( hell yeah )

Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any" ( exactly )

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother ( GO NEE-SAN !! )

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people ( WANT A PIECE OF MY FIST OF LOVE )

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; Would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (ARNAUD !)

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. (Red)

3. your first initial?(I)

4. your month of birth?(January)

5. which color do you like more, black or white? (Black)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Laurie )

7. your favorite number?(22)

8. do you like California of Florida more? (California)

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?(Lake)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)(I want to be with the one I like forever!!)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

1. You are completely in love with this person.(Yes I am but I hope he doesn't know that)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. ( Yosh!!)

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. ( That I do indeed have :)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (Awesome )

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.(HECKS YEA SHE IS :D)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.(Yay!!! 22 besties!!!)

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. ( Yup, just like when my uncle forgot to fill the gas tank before going down the mountain with my family. )

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. ( True, become my friend then I will try to like you )

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! (Yay ! Less than a month to go !)

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.