Hi peeps!

I'm Flame, the ninja of Dark Fire!

Thanks for reading my stories!

My motto: Believe in yourself, believe in unicorns, and keep writing!

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Favorites of Mine

Books:

- Inheritance Cycle Series

- Last Dragon Chronicles Series

- Secret Series

- Dorothy Must Die

- Dragon Run

- Wings of Fire Series

- How to Train Your Dragon Series

- Eon and Eona

- Talon

- The Walled City

- Any book that includes dragons, war, death, blood loss, injury, and/or mythical/supernatural creatures

Authors:
- Sara J. Maas

- Christopher Paolini

- Cressida E. Cowell

- Pseudonymous Bosch

- Tui T. Sutherland

- Julie Kagawa

- Chris D'Lacey

- Rainbow Rowell

- C.S. Lewis

- Micheal Scott

- James Frey

Movies:

- How to Train Your Dragon 1 & 2

- Big Hero 6

- Maleficent

- Pirates of the Caribbean (All of them)

- Penguins of Madagascar

- Frozen (Hate all you want people)

- The Spiderwick Chronicles

- Barbie and the Secret Door (Gimme all the hate!)

- Pixels

- Any movie that includes dragons, war, death, blood loss, injury, and/or mythical/supernatural creatures

TV Shows:

- Once Upon a Time

- Brain Games

- NINJAGO

- Over the Garden Wall

- Any award show

- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

- SNL (Saturday Night Live)

- Mythbusters

- Steven Universe

- Any TV show that includes dragons, war, death...you know the rest

Musicians:

- Lindsey Stirling

- Taylor Swift

- Katy Perry

- Tryhardninja

- Parry Gripp

- The Fold

- Imagine Dragons

- Macklemore

- Train

- "Weird Al" Yankovic

- Maroon 5

- Gwen Stefani

- Billy Joel

- Bastille

- Daughtry

Animals:

- DOGS

- Dragons

- Griffins

- Unicorns and Pegasi

- Cats

Video Games:

- Minecraft

- Any LEGO game (Mostly Lego City Undercover)

- Animal Crossing

- Pokemon

- Any game for the Wii U (Especially Lego City Undercover)

Pet Peeves!!!

- Grammatical Errors

- PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE BRAIN AUTOCORRECT!!!!!

- Super weak and helpless girls

- Girly Girls

- People who don't explain emotions, but type things like o.o (Looking at you Durna)

- People who don't use quotations correctly (WHO IS TALKING? YOU OR THE WALL!!)

The Logic of Unicorns

My logic is that unicorns were alive with the dinosaurs, but they died with them too.

Scientists found their bones, but thought they were just horses and narwhals.

My OCs

Flame:

Eyes: Midnight Blue

Hair: Dark Brown, barely longer than Nya's hair

Gi (Ninja Suit): Black with purple flames on the wrists and ankles

Weapon(s): Double katanas and double nunchucks

Personality: Smirks a lot and rarely smiles, hates boys yet almost is one, believes the ninja are show-offs and hates them, loves fighting, death, and everything listed beforehand up above. Scarcely takes ninja gi or hood off, and depending on mood can be hot-headed. Doesn't talk much.

Adurna (Only Half Original):

Eyes: Sky Blue

Hair: Blonde, reaches middle of back.

Gi: Black with blue waves on the wrists and ankles

Weapon(s): Trident

Personality: Bubbly, but harsh on the battlefield. Hates the ninja, loves fighting, death, and everything listed above. Talks a lot.

Blitz/Spark (Again only half original):

Eyes: Amber/Hazel-ish

Hair: Dark Brown, touches shoulders.

Gi: Yellow with orange highlights

Weapon(s): Shurikens

Personality: Happy all the time, always smiling. Finds the positive side of everything. Hopes for peace and fights for the weak and defenseless. Talks a lot and fast.

Arcus (Mostly Original):

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Dark Brown, reaches right below shoulders.

Gi: Rainbow

Weapon(s): Staff

Personality: Happy most of the time, but can be serious if needed. Great at lectures.

Kiske (Half Original):

Eyes: Very Pale Blue

Hair: Dark Brown

Gi: Periwinkle with light blue highlights

Weapon(s): Staff of Winds

Personality: Careless, and harsh. Has a great sense of humor, but usually will insult a few people with her jokes. Happy to help her friends and will have her revenge on any who anger her.

Storm:

Eilema (Story not posted yet):

Malakai (Story not posted yet):

Libatis (Not in any stories and no ideas yet...):

Dai (Story not posted yet):

All the ones that say half or mostly original are my friends in real life that have created themselves as characters.

Here are some funny things I found!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 900 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

The Ninjago Lovers’ Oath!

Whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,
and winter comes around.
When I feel the chill of the weather,
in my mind, Zane will be found.

Whenever I feel overly warm,
or see the glowing flames.
When the fire or tempers are around,
I will speak Kai’s name.

When the flash illuminates through my room,
or I hear the boom that’s after.
When lightning is showing itself through the clouds,
through my mind, I hear Jay’s laughter.

When looking at the sand or trip in the dirt,
and feel the messy ground.
When earth is around me, especially rocks,
in my mind, Cole will be around.

Whenever I find a youthful girl,
who is brave, strong and kind.
Who is better than the others think her to be,
Nya will cross my mind.

When I find a man, old and wise,
who lectures people on end.
Who tried to find the facts in life,
Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with powers,
who on the inside is kind.
Who loves family dearly yet still acts like fighting,
Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

When I find a child, who tries to grow up fast,
and swears to copy his father.
Who is actually strong at heart,
my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

Upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,
or looking at them with fear.
I smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,
and think of the Serpentine Leaders.

Ninjago is great

I don't need to debate

Ninjas save all

Jay, Kai, Zane, Cole, Lloyd

A serpentine sighting!

Go, ninja go!

Okay, get fighting!

WHICH NINJA ARE YOU?!

Kai

Hotheaded (x) Sometimes

Spiky Hair ( )

Fiery Personality (x)

Wear Red ( )

Have a Sibling (x)

Jay

The Funny One ( )

Wear Blue (x)

Inventor ( )

Creative (x)

Easily Freaks Out (x)

Cole

Leader (x)

Wear Black (x) it's my favorite color

Likes Dancing (x)

Loves Cake (x)

Loves Dragons (x)

Zane

Smart (x)

Robotic ( )

Wear White (x)

Independent (x)

Bird Fan ( )

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, in the face, with Jay's nunchucks, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, like Zane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, like Lloyd, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar (Like Zane,) copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

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We open up a book and read,
our curiosity is full of greed.
Here's a bit of the character you need to know,
and that is why I'm going to tell you so.

When you play with mud and stone,
instead of broken bones.
There is a critter called a mole,
and it reminds me of Cole.

When you laugh while having fun,
the sound of lightning has begun.
And when a clown makes your day,
I speak the name of Jay.

When someone is very protective,
they can turn out to be effective.
If they have messy hair,
a memory of Kai jumps here to there.

When frost chills your toes,
and winter nips at your nose.
You will no longer have any pain,
if you say the word Zane.

When a girl is brave enough,
she can be really tough.
I won't think of my friend Leah,
but the Samurai X Nya.

When a person is destined to be,
the task is hard as you can see.
The task should never to be avoid,
if you follow the model of Lloyd.

As you can see my dear friend,
that we are nearing the end.
Don't worry and be gung-ho,
for this is the story of Ninjago.

The Way I See It...
You say forks, I say shurikens
You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya.
You say Volturi, I say Serpentine
You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island"
You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp.
You say childhood, I say Legos.
You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord.
You say school, I say training.
You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"
You say home, I say the Bounty.
You say life, I say Ninjago.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?!
MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums.

TEACHER: (explodes)

1.Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds.

If someone says "are you okay" you say?

California Gurls - Katy Perry

How would you describe yourself?

I'll Be There - La Bouche

What do you like in a guy/girl?

Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere - The Who

How do you feel today?

Oh Hai - Parry Gripp (Yes it's a real song!)

What is your life's purpose?

Drops of Jupiter - Train

What's your motto?

Lullaby - Shawn Mullins

What do your friends think of you?

I Love To Love - La Bouche

What do your parents think of you?

Neon Pegasus - Parry Gripp

What do you think about very often?

Be My Lover (House Mix) - La Bouche

What is 2 plus 2?

Fallin' In Love - La Bouche

What do you think of your best friend?

Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson

What is your life story?

The Stranger - Billy Joel

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Take Back the Night - TryHardNinja

What do you think when you see the person you like?

Part of Me - Katy Perry

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Fallin' In Love (Spike Mix) - La Bouche

What will they play at your funeral?

Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp

What is your hobby/interest?

Do You Still Need Me - La Bouche

What is your biggest fear?

Hot N Cold - Katy Perry

What is your biggest secret?

Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel

What do you want right now?

Demons - Imagine Dragons

What do you think of your friends?

Be My Lover - La Bouche

What will you post this as?

Revenge - TryHardNinja

(Reads this weird thing and laughs head off)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - Forest - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9. You get to wear a white lab coat! (ooh la la)
10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets. (aka a blender and toaster.)
11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt. (NO SUSPENDERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12. You get to wear creepy masks.
13. Keyword: Power! You get lots of it.
14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did I just say that out loud?
15. We get a vacation unlike the Jedi's.
16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing. (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black.)
17. We get to order our minions around.
18. When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests.
19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it.
20. Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials.
21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!
22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you.
23. We have hot fudge sundaes every Tuesday!
24. The reason you joined

People call a Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.

Have you ever_?

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (Balcony Rails in Disney World)

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand YUS

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull Yes

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push Yes

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else Yes

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs Yes

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair Yes

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble Yes

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it Yes

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name Many, many times

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot It was scootering...

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on I didn't forget it was there, I knew

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle My friend's sister has

23. Have run into a closed door Once

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke Yes

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk Yes

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else Yes

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot Only because I was told not to

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on Yes

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in Yes

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole Staring at the fake scenery in Disneyland

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident On purpose

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house Yep

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small My friend and I were freaking out trying to get it off

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. So much

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it Yes

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up and gotten stuck hanging

48. Have poked yourself in the eye With glasses

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test *nods head*

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil Yes

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it Yes

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. Yes

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were It's always right after my birthday

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on Yes, there was a little boy and he was like, "If you stare at the light when it's on for a really long time, you can see the bulb." Then everyone stared at the light for about 10 minutes

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. Once

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it Yes

59. Made fun of someone else joking about something when you have/do that thing yourself. Yes

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie Yes

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence All the time

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side Mmhmm

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions Yep

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong With math as well

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it Yes

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out Yeps

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it YES

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band Yes

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't Many a time

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people Many times...

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again Yes

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. I didn't even know they had loops

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair Yes

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone my family taught me to

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil it's how I think

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper at a Halloween party

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story Yes

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before Yes

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class .

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (Depends on which sport)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on (Some times)

Total: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. I was too young to decide.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 2

9 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

7. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

8. Five days in advance, tell your best friend you can't attend her party because you're not in the mood.

9. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons...keep them cause hey...free lemons.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" (I have don this so many times.)

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

At my lemonade stand, I used to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember to never use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Who ever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

I use sarcasm too much...and that was sarcasm, by the way.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot.

Best friends are the only ones brave enough to walk in my footsteps. They do it because hitting the wall is fun

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.

War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing.

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

Boys in books are just...Better!

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand!

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

You know your an idiot when:

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. (I do this ALL the time! XD)

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. (O.O I do this too...)

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. (OMYGOSH! THIS COMPUTER IS LOOKING AT MEEEHH!)

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. (IT COULD READ MY MIND TOO!!! *-*)

9. You were too busy to notice there's no number five. (Oh, really? :)

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five. (YOU'RE A PSYCHIC! :P)

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. (I can't say anything but... YOU ARE CORRECT! XD)

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did (Of course I did. Who wouldn't? We are all idiots in some way or an other. ;D)

Idiot test

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

You have run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree.

It IS possible to lick your elbow

You just tried to lick your elbow

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

You just tried to sing them.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

You didn't notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

You just looked at it.

Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You've fallen asleep in class

If someone says “fart” you laugh.

You just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinking

You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you. (I use big words around them. XD)

You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (I do!)

You have fallen out of your chair before (Yes indeed I have! And I'm proud of it!)

Random Quiz For me and anyone :D

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"How was Somerset?" Kashkari asked. - The Burning Sky

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

a notebook's paper

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The National Dog Show

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

10:30

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really?

11:25

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

a plane

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

6 hours ago to play in the rain

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Another survey

9. What are you wearing?

a shirt that's too long and underwear

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes

11. When did you last laugh?

Reading on this website

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

posters, shelves, paintings, cork-boards, a calendar, wall stickers, a clock, electrical sockets

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Some kid riding around on a scooter asking random girls, "What's your name miss?" in a weird voice

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Durrrr... I don no

15. What is the last film you saw?

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl(I've seen it before)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Every Ninjago set I don't have (which isn't many) and everything else on my wishlist

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Words go here...I think

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stop Global Warming and eliminate people (it's for the best, the Earth is dying because of those monsters)

19. Do you like to dance?

Occasionally

20. George Bush.

nods approvingly* He's cool

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Eilema, Esmeralda, Nya, Skylor, or Misako

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Eragon, Eon, Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, or Lloyd

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

94% Percent of girls would be crying if 1D was kidnapped, 5% would be throwing a party, and copy this into your siggy if you are the 1% who would be poking your new prisoners with a stick!

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (XD)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

1. Hold your breath
2. Go to your profile and add this
3. Still holding your breath
4. If you made it, your a good kisser

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

Stupid laws

In New York-

it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

In Florida-

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

In Georgia-

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

Signs are required to be written in English.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

in South Dakota-

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

In Tennessee-

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.

In Missouri-

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Dancing is strictly prohibited.

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

A milk man may not run while on duty.

In Idaho-

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

You may not fish on a camel’s back.

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.

In Indiana-

The value of Pi is 3.

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.

In Alaska-

Clowns beware!

In Kansas-

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.

No one may wear a bee in their hat.

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

A NinjaFan Interview:

1. Who is your favorite Ninja? Zane

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja? Probably start hyperventilating as I always do when new Ninjago stuff is out, and Ninjago is real!

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you? say, "Greetings."

4. What music does s/he listen to? Classical, I'm guessing

5. Do you have an OC? Who doesn't?

6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja? Just glare and then walk away silently backwards

7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing? The OC or the ninja? OC: smiling Ninja: flipping humor switch on

9. Who is your favorite Serpentine? The Great Devourer

10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing? NOT eating people

11. What would your favourite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other? Go all 'Jack Sparrow and Barbosa' on each other (I'm sorry if you don't get that reference its from the first movie; Curse of the Black Pearl)

12. Who is your least favourite Ninja? It is impossible not to like the ninja

13. Who is your least favourite Serpentine? It is impossible to not like the Serpentine

14. If you could marry your favourite Ninja, how many kids would you have? A lot because all we have to do is build them, they're robots! Thanks Zane!

15. What is your favourite Ninjago pairing? Jay and Nya aka Jaya

16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot? Haven't we all? It was Kai, that one time he was burning he looked literally hot...so...yeah

17. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of. Dark Fire...duh

18. What side would you join? Evil, but fight for the good

If you wanna be a Ninja, copy and past this onto your profile

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

5/10

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

4/10

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

4/10

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (I have Claustrophobia)

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are very intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly. (People already can...we have planes and helicopters people!)

6/10

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone. (Besides from school)

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favourite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You don't mind watching scary movies. (Depending on the movie)

You love to break the rules.

7/10

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

5/10

List only 10 characters from Ninjago

(1) Zane

(2) Kai

(3)Cole

(4) Jay

(5) Lloyd

(6) Wu

(7) Garmadon

(8) Misako

(9) Nya

(10) Skylor

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?
"AAH!" Oh wait, the shower door is foggy. Just slowly grab the towel...

7 cooked you dinner
Soooo...This is not pure evil? Well, nothing's worse than Cole's cooking so...it can't be that bad!

4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?
"No I'm cos playing as Fritz Donnigan for Comic-Con this year!"

6 Is extremely mad about something, why is this? And what will you do?
WE'RE ALL OUT OF TEA!!!! MAXIMUM PANIC!!!

3 told you that (s)he will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?
Calling all Yaoi fans!!

You catch 10 looking at pictures of you on the internet
I didn't even know there were pictures of me on the internet! Let me see!

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?
In every way. Girl to Girl.

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.
Well, I can definitely see Kai doing that, but Zane? Plus isn't that normal for Nya as long as she's wearing a top?

8 confessed to be a part of your family.
Well, that would make me related to Garmadon...WOOOOO!!! *Dances around the room in circles cheering*

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

He thinks I stole his tea, "I know you took it. Where's the tea?"

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help her/him out but her/his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Well, Jay's relationship advice should be OK... But relationship problems seem normal in the Garmadon family, so figure it out again.

5 gave you a teddy bear.
I don't care who gives me a teddy bear, I'll go hide in a corner and give it a history, name, and family.

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.
Don't tell Jay or Cole.

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?
He's watching his wife and brother fight. What's not to love?

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with her/him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?
"Wanna play some video games? I bet I'll beat you!"

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.
I don't care if your 12-year old nightmares are returning I wanna sleep. *Punches him in the face*

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?
Really Kai? I thought you'd invite Skylor and not me...but I think I'll stay with her.

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

We talk about ways to make the others think we're dead. The other random people are Cyrus Borg and Samukai who says, "But I'm already dead." While Cyrus fixes the elevator.

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.
"Uh uh. No. Not happening." *pushes away his face and whatever instrument he used.*

4 Is forced to sing karaoke by her/his friends...and you as well. What song would she/he sing? And what song would you sneak in for her/him to sing when she/he wasn't looking?
Jay would sing "The Weekend Whip" totally off key. I would sneak in a Parry Gripp song for him. (probably Turtle)

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.
Cool.

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?
Skylor. She'll just take Lloyd's powers plus everyone else's and then completely destroy them.

1 and 3 engage you in a tickle fight. Who will win? Your reaction?
Zane will probably win because he can just sprout feathers from his fingers or something and locate the best spots for tickling. Plus he can't be tickled. He's a nindroid. I would just run and lock myself in the bathroom and wait for Cole to fall. Then I will quietly come out with a screwdriver and unscrew Zane's arms.

6 comes up behind you and breaths, "I know where you live" in your ear.
"I promise I don't have the tea. Oh and come visit me sometime!"

4 and 10 bow before you and call you "Your royal highness".
"Go make me a sandwich and harness some lightning or something. I don't really care just something that a servant would do."

2 gets hyped up on sea salt ice cream and starts to jump around like a maniac.
"Bad Kai!" *takes ice cream* "Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done. Every time you move, I add one hour and destroy another one of your high scores."

5 and 7 are in an intense (or as intense as one could get) staring contest, and you have the heart to walk up and clap in between them, resulting in both of them blinking. Their reactions?
"Hey! I still totally beat you Dad!" "No way!" "Yeah way! I'm better!" "RESPECT YOUR ELDERS AND ADMIT THAT I WON!!" "Fine, you win..."

You dare 6 and 8 to do 600 push ups, no breaks, nada. Oh, and, you have to sit on them WHILE they're doing it!!
"We are too weak for this." "No we're not. Don't be dumb, Misako." "Ugh..Fine."

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do in Ninjago

1) I shall not run onto the deck screaming 'the Serpentine are attacking, EVERYWHERE!' then run around in circles waving my arms in the air.

2) I shall not take one of those remotes from episode 27 and make Zane do the macarena.

3) I shall not kick the training equipment and shout 'Is this thing working!?' when I fail the course.

4) Talking to Sensei in a Yoda voice is not funny. Only Yoda can be Yoda, do not impersonate such an awesome character. Not cool.

5) Zane is a Nindroid. Any other term for his "situation" is rude and will earn you punishment. A punishment delivered by Cole in the form of a noogie.

6) Destroying my alarm clock with my elemental powers is strictly forbidden, punishable by sunrise exercises.

7) Eating Cole's chili is not a punishment. It's a torture, reserved for when noogies are unavailable.

8) When using the Medallion that shows me where the Temple of Light is, I will not shout "Robin, to the Batmobile!" when I find it.

9) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Sensei says something totally swag and stuns the ninja.

10) I shall not dress up as Skales, scare the ninja and make them lose their cool.

11) Any resemblance between the Ninja and skeletons is simply coincidental. They are not the ninja from the future. (But really, who knows for certain?)

Things I'm not allowed to do in the Hunger Games

1) Ask President Snow what he got me for Christmas

2) Call Katniss "Catpiss"

3) Ask Peeta if his brothers are named Rye and Pumpernickel

4) Replace Cinna's synthetic fire with real fire and say it makes it authentic

5) During the countdown, pretend to throw something at the Careers and scream "BOOM!"

6) Challenge Haymitch to a drinking contest

7) Enroll Cato in an anger management class

8) Send Seneca Crane shaving gel for his birthday

9) A sandwich costume is NOT appropriate to wear to the interview

10) The Hunger Games is nothing like the Running Man and calling it so is punishable by death

11) President Snow is not Julius Caesar and asking Seneca when the Ides of March is is a bad idea

12) Calling President Snow "Santa Claus" will get you executed.

13) Ask Gale if I can introduce him to Jacob from Twilight because they have so much in common

14) I am not an alien fish and screaming that I am during the Reaping will not be tolerated

15) Octavia will not melt if I dump water on her

16) Saying that Clove is a lucky charm and Marvel is the leprecon to Clove and Marvel is a bad life choice, however saying it when they aren't listening is always a good joke

17) It's a bad idea to tell Clove to get a breath mint when she's pinned me to the ground and talking about cutting me open

18) Calling Peeta the next Barack Obama

19) Give Effie a high five and then tell her I didn't wash my hands after I used the bathroom

20) Actually throw something at the Careers during the countdown and watch them go BOOM

21) Teach the Jabber jays to say curse words

22) Taunt the monkey-mutts with bananas

23) I will not play the Imperial March whenever President Snow walks into a room

24) Scream "To the Bat mobile, Robin!" whenever they show the dead tribute's faces in the sky

25) I may not refer to either of the District Four tributes as the Fish Breath

26) Tell Gale that Thor looks like him on steroids (HOT)

27) Shout "Mellark!" whenever someone is talking about Pita bread.

28) Tell Cato he is "a quality dude" to try to get him to let me to join the Careers

29) Even if he is

30) Ask Annie how big Finnick's trident is

31) Sing 'Dancing In the Rain' whenever it rains blood in the clock arena

32) When the clock arena stops spinning say, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"

33) Tell Cato I stole his nose and then run off with him chasing me trying to get it back

This belongs to ForeverDreamer12... It's just too funny I had to put it.. ;P XD

My Personal Quotes (idea from NinjagoZ!):

"In my vocabulary, weird is a compliment!"

"So what if it's 10 at night? My favorite fanfiction authors don't just stop updating because it's my bedtime."

"Yeah, I know I'm crazy. Why aren't you?"

"There's no such thing as being normal."

"When Google can't find something, it asks me."

"I just got a GENIUS story idea!! Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking?"

"But Dad, emptying the dishwasher is child labor!"

"Most people learn from their mistakes. I make a mistake, freak out about it, then forget it ever happened and make the same mistake three years later."

"Did I tell you about the time that- oh, I did? Oh well, I'll just tell you again. You probably weren't listening."

"If at first you don't succeed, get insurance."

"Homework is just a waste of paper and trees."

My Questions, Confusions, and Observations in the Ninjago Cartoon

In the old intro, they don't show Lloyd using lightning, only the other 3

The villagers of Ignacia stand up for themselves until Samukai says "Boo!"

When Nya is rescued, she never questions Kai on spinjitzu, why he's a ninja, who the other three weirdos are, and why Jay is asking her if she likes blue with no voice (How does she know he'll get his voice back?)

When on the dragons heading to the Underworld, the ninja's outfits auto-change to their dragon ones.

The ninja's dragon suits have their names on the backs.

Where does Jay get the cotton candy and where does it go when knocked out of his hands?

Why doesn't the Sword of Fire melt the ice around it in Sensei's fight?
All of the golden weapons have dragons on them

When Garmadon creates the portal, Sensei Wu's voice changes.

Misako tells Lloyd that she loves Garmadon when she just said to Wu that she should have chosen him

Kai has ninja stars in his belt, but never uses them

Nya only tells Jay about the mech in the earth driller, how does Kai know there's something back there?

Why is Cole's elemental sword rainbow?

Why is Jay blue? Lightning is white and ice is light blue!

When Lloyd uses his golden power against the stone army, they have to retreat, but when they face the Overlord wearing the stone armor, it stops the golden power.

Why is Nya always captured?

Jay tackles Cole about Nya before rebooted

When Nya is evil, Cole calls her sweetheart

Kai admits Nya is better than all of them

Until rebooted, Nya is the only character not to have a permanent change in outfit. (She changes to go out with Jay and to be Samurai X)

Some of my favorite quotes:

Oh, so fail -Sensei Wu

Woman up! -Go Go - Big Hero 6

Ba la la la la! - Baymax - Big Hero 6

Come with me if you wanna not die. - Wyldstyle - The Lego Movie

Welcome to Mi Casa! Which is French for the front door! - Fred - Big Hero 6

Who cares about Ninjago!? They have Nya! - Jay

It's a ROCK FACT! - Greg - Over the Garden Wall

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain? - Baymax - Big Hero 6

Uh...change of plans..TO THE UNDERWORLD! - Samukai

NINJA SEARCH! - Nuckal

If there's more than one ninja, is it ninjas...or just...ninja? - Nuckal

You were monolouging - Overlord to Garmadon

What did we talk about? -Nya to Jay who then says - Oh..right..boundaries

Alarm! Alarm! - Museum Security Guy

You're mean! - Fairy from Barbie and the Secret Door to Melusia who says - No! I'm goal-oriented!

Remember the story about the boy and the flying carpet? - Alexa from Barbie and the Secret Door to her two friends who respond: friend 1: What's a carpet? friend 2: What's a boy?

You know what? I reject nature! - Skipper - Penguins of Madagascar

When in doubt, C4 - Jamie - Mythbusters

My Quotes:

I used a Max Repel. Why are people still talking to me?

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, dbzchichifan, Mortalinstrumentsgurl1,ByTheAngel99, Foxface'sSpecialPie, District4-divergent-nephilim, Annabeth-TheTributeThatLived,Adurnaninjaofdarkwater, FlameNinjaOfDarkFire

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Peeta shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too much ice cream ... it tastes so good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

If you've read this whole thing, you get a a virtual hi-five!! *VIRTUAL HI-FIVE*