Names: are irrelevant, but...kiki and wheathersworth

Age: Are we talking mental or physical here? Either way, no comment...

Where the heck are we? As kiki (who speaks in third person a lot), likes to say jolly ol' England...but that would be lying. I say: somewhere, in somewhere, in North America, on the planet Earth, in the Galaxy of the Milky Way (NOT the candy bar), in the Universe, in God's mind (if you believe in God...).

kiki: Always - I repeat - always has her nose in a book. Especially during class. She's also rather spacy (I hope she never reads this) but I love her for it. Her life ambition is to be in every profession possible and to elope to France with a future boyfriend. (Actually, she might just forget the boyfriend and run away alone...I might tag along, either way.) When she's not reading or explaining to me some strange science thing that I'll never understand, she can often be found drawing or making fun of me. If I'm not calling her Sayuri, she's known as Ginny - yes, Harry Potter's girlfriend. All-in-all, wheathersworth is my best friend- and has been for three years now - and she always will be.

whathersworth: Is the crazier of the two. If there's one thing you need to know about her, it's that she's both extremely obsessive and scarily possesive of Harry Potter. She's miserable now that she's finished the last book, but was very pleased with it. (Her other name, if you hadn't guessed, is Hermione, which suits her well.) Her life ambition is to live in both England and France and become a famous actress. She's a big feminist and absolutely hates it that women are subjected to - pardon my French - the crap that they are in today's culture. If you ever happen to meet her on the street, you'll most likely find her very hyper and being laughed at by kiki. An optimist at heart, wheathersworth usually has something positive to say (or sing, which she does almost 24/7).

Quotes:

"Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche." -Alice Cullen

"I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture.” –—Bella Swan

"Well, that just sucks! I guess I’m stuck with Mike Newton after all.” — Bella Swan

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” — Jacob Black

"I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived.” — Bella Swan

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to what out for. You never know when they'll do somehing completely...stupid."

" 'It's a key.' 'No, no. It is much more better. It is a drawring of a key.' "

"Hide the rum."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

"What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock." Just."

"Nothing that happens after you are twelve matters very much."

- J.M. Barrie

"Live life on the edge...and be sure to pack fries!" -Emiko

"I have a head." -Emiko and Mizuki

"So we have pretty sex, trashy sex, sex in French, and sex in a car on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean." -Mizuki, Emiko,Amaya, and Sayuri (cookies go to the person who figures out the last one)

" 'You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed. 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge.' "

"What are we, next door neighbors?"

- Fred and George Weasley

"All children grow up...except one."

"Oh, the cleverness of me!"

"It is humiliating to have to confess that this conceit of Peter was one of his most fascinating qualities. To put it with brutal frankness, there never was a cockier boy."

- Peter Pan

"I love to here myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures, and I'm just so clever that I never understand a word I'm saying." - ??

"That is fascinating." - Thief Lord, the movie

"In spite of everything, I still believe people are good at heart." -Anne Frank

"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breth away." - Anonymous

"If one day you feel like crying, call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to stop you, but I can run with you. If one day, you don't want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for you, but I also promise to remain silent. But if one day, you call me and there is no answer, come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you." -An email I got once

"Sing as if no one listens. Dance like nobody's watching. Live like you'll die tomorrow. Love like it will never hurt." - Unknown.

"Always smile, even if it's a sad smile, because sadder then a sad smile, is the sadness of not knowing how to smile." ~ Unkown

"I know God won't give me more then I can handle. Sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much"~ Mother Teresa

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Inpossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing." ~ Unknown

"Smokings kills you. When you die, you've lost a very important part of your life." ~ An actress, I forgot who.

"Nothing is impossible. The word itselfs says: I'm possible. Impossible." ~ Unknown

"We could learn a lot form crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, others are dull, some have wierd names and all are different colors; but they all exist very nicely in the same box." ~ Unknown

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"To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world." ~ Unkknown

"When you are born, you are crying and everyone else is smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you are smiling and everyone else is crying." ~ Unknown

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh beause you're all the same." ~ Don't remember

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." ~Charles Schultz

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile (more, actually)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (We have several, actually, most of them pertaining to book characters...)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (coughHarryPottercough)

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (ah...Bread Co.)

If you want a 4th season of Xiaolin Shodown copy and paste this in your profile, thanks.

If you've ever dreamt about attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD or MOM and Grampa, Gramps.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIEND: Keeps your stuff for so long, they forget it's yours

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: While kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

To LAUGH is to risk appearing a fool... To CRY is to risk appearing sentimental... To have FAITH is to risk falling when you leap... To LOVE is to risk not being loved back...

But those who risk nothing...

Have no life.

Risk something. Live