You'd think I would be bothered enough to find out what sort of thing people put in these profiles. Nope.

So, I'm going to wing it.

Age: Nope.

Gender: Dude.

Ethnicity: White.

Nationality: British (before you ask, I do like tea).

Personality: I like to think I'm a nice human being. I'm not entirely sure if it is true, but I like to tell myself it is.

Reason for writing: Get bored often.

Finished stories: None.

Stories working on at the moment: Ahri's Warrior, secret project that no-one knows about yet.