Hiya! I'm Dawnwhisker!

Name: Whatever I say it is.

A few things you should know about me:

1. I'm insane and crazy. Nobody can deny that.

2. SUGAR

3. I live in a gingerbread house with my friend, Jeff, the magical dancing monkey.

4. The voices inside my head dislike you. Though, I don't agree.

5. I'm random. Duh?

Quick! Write down twelve characters from Warriors!

1. Jayfeather

2. Squrrielflight

3. Leafpool

4. Brambleclaw

5. Cloudtail

6. Firestar

7. Sandstorm

8. Crowfeather

9. Lionblaze

10. Hollyleaf

11. Bluestar

12. Tigerstar

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Well, not really. But, I guess I would.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Erm, well if I was a cat, yeah I gues...o-o

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I think we would all LOL untill we die. Just my opinion x3

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Not really, no.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Absoultley not...Squrrielflight is FIRESTAR'S DAUGHTER.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hollyleaf and Cloudtail. Well, it's better then Lionblaze...O_O

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Sandstorm would kill Tigerstar for kissing her daughter.

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Erm..Crowfeather and Jayfeather? WTF is wrong with you?

9. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

What would happen if Sandstorm didn't love Fireheart? What if she loved Tigerclaw? Find out here!

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read Three hot?

Nope.

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

Not that I know of..

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

Maybe, it would be interesting.

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Listen To Your Heart

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

I honestly don't think I would even write one really.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never

16. “ (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has one night date with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Jayfeather and Sandstorm are in a happy relationship untill Lionblaze runs off with Sandstorm. Jayfeather, brokenhearted, has a one night date with Bluestar and a brief unhappy affair with Tigerstar, then follows the wise advice of Cloudtail and finds true love with Leafpool.

So..basiclly Sandstorm fell in love with Jayfeather, betraying her mate, and also falling in love with her daughter's sons. Then, Jayfeather goes on a date with Bluestar and has an affair with Tigerstar..(O-O). Then, Cloudtail gives wise advice and Jayfeather loves Leafpool..Erm, okay. Two medicince cats love apparently. Best story ever.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Skypaw of StormClan, talking to you. Loove yhu x3.)

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx, 0xHannahx0, Tsarina Torment, Beckz 2000. XxRainbowSprinklesxX, XxPieInYaFacexX, omg-KITTENS, Spottedwave From Irk, Gingerclaw, ExplosionsAreFun, Dawnwhisker

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a arm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If you look in people's profiles to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You call me crazy. I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So?"

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Less than 1% of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

15 Ways to Mantain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. (... in accordance with the prophecy.)

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

15. Run around in circles screaming "TUMMIES!!!"

Further proof of human stupidity

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I don't know about you, but I don't have X-ray vision :/)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which would be...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (What?! I LOVE eating frozen dinners!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (...DARN IT!!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure about that? I thought it would be cold after heating! You learn something everyday, I suppose)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But I wanted to get horrible burns!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Herp a derp, Sherlock)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh! I had no idea sleep aids could do that!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Gah. I was planning to use them in space!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (OH NO!!)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That idea never even occurred to me!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (EAT nuts? Really? No way!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (No, I'm sure a piece of cloth will! *jumps off cliff*)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Okay!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:"Put on fork and eat." (But...I was gonna kill someone with this! Are you telling me I actually have to EAT it?)

99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" put this in your profile!

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT...

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns ... they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

Write down 12 of your favorite warrior cats

1. Ravenpaw

2. Graystripe

3. Cinderpelt

4. Bluestar

5. Leafpool

6. Squirrelflight

7. Lionblaze

8. Jayfeather

9. Cloudtail

10. Brightheart

11. Brambleclaw

12. Tawnypelt

1. Have you ever read a 6\11 fanfic before?

Yes. There are TONS of those.

2. Do you think four is hot, how hot?

Graystripe? Yes o3o...

3. What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Tawnypelt and Jayfeather? Is that even possible?

4. Do you recall any fan fics about nine?

Yup.

5.Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Graystripe and Squirrelflight? NOPE.

6. 5/9 or 5/10, why?

Leafpool and Cloudtail? Well, he is a tom, but it's her uncle..

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Lionblaze would start chocking and Jayfeather would run away.

8. Make a summary of a 3/10 fan fic.

Cinderpelt had wounds that ruined her life, but so did Brightheart. They began to get close.

9. Is there a 1/8 fan fic?

I really hope not. That would be terrible.

10. Make a title of a 7/12 romance fanfic.

A Tawny Lion? xD

11 What would ten scream if they were surprised?

Oh My StarClan!

12. If you wrote a songfic about 5, what song would you use?

Listen to your heart

13. If you wrote a 1/3 fan fic, what would the warning be?

Ravenpaw and Cinderpelt? Uhm..this story is bad? XD

14. I set you on a date with 2.

Graystripe!
OMS(Oh My StarClan!) I HAVE A DATE WITH GRAYSTRIPE! YES! o3o

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

Graycloud (Graystripe and Nightcloud. I hate that prissy brat.)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

Graystripe= Sragytipr? LOL. (S-raggy-tiper)

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus night.):

Squirrelnight

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Darkbreeze (ShadowClan and WindClan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Curtain

The warrior name the website gave me.

Leapingfog...?

What would be your warrior name?

Rainsplash, Speckleflight, or Dusknose.

What would be your kits name?

Dawnkit(Dawntail) Splashkit(Splashfoot) and Graykit(Graystorm)

What would be you deputy's name?

Lizzardwhisker

What would be you mate's name?

GRAYSTRIPE!

What clan would you be in?

WINDCLAN!

Sister's name?

Applefur (Warrior of WC)

Brother's name?

Jaystar ( Leader of SC)

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, ExplosionsAreFun, Dawnwhisker

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Britgirl99,Tulip82, Fire'sTiger, ExplosonsAreFun, Dawnwhisker

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(O.o )

This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.( My friend, a non-warrior person, believes I'll kill her if I don't end up in an asylum x3 )

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. ( All the weird looks. xD )

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.