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Hellooooooo How are da Lovelys? My favorite Anime's are: 1: Soul Eater 2: Ouran High School Host Club 3: Black Butler 4: Fruit Basket Soul Eater Oath 20 ways you know you are obsessed with Soul Eater: 1. You have a symmetry fit everytime you see something asymmetrical. 2. You dream of visiting the REAL Death City in Nevada. (Yes there is a real death city.) 3. When someone is being really crazy, you scream "I can't handel this!" and run away. 4. 98% of your fanfictions are about Soul Eater 5. You pretended to be Maka and try to find the Soul, Tsubaki, Kidd, Liz, Patty, and BlackStar in your life. 6. You celebrate Symmetry Day on the 8th of August. 7. You own a Blair Hat. 8. Your favorite number is 8. 9. Everytime you hear the word "fool" you automaticlly think of Excalibur. 10. When you are in science class dissecting something, you laugh like a maniac. (Me: *cough* stein) 11. You check eBay a lot for Soul Eater "collectables". 12. You watch AMV's for Soul Eater all the time on YouTube. 13. When someone asks you your weapon of choice you automaticlly say "scythe." 14. You've given all your friends a character from Soul Eater. 15. You despratlly WANT and NEED the Soul Eater video game. 16. You have the songs Papermoon and Resonace on your iPod. 17. You have memorized those songs mentioned in 16 in English and Japanese. 18. You have a stuffed giraffe named Patty. 19. You have twin pistol nerf guns. 20. When you and your friend are telling someone your names, you call yourselfs Liz and Patty. -"Anybody want the sexy kitty home? She's free."Soul Eater, from Soul Eater -"I AM A GOD! MWAHAHAHA!"Black*Star, from Soul Eater -"MAKA-CHOP!"Maka, from Soul Eater -"You're stubborn and reckless. All you like to do for fun is read, so you're boring, and you have fat ankles."Soul, to Maka, from Soul Eater -"LET'S GO, SOUL RESONANCE!"Almost everyone from Soul Eater belonging to the DWMA -"There are stars and planets floating around me? I don't think I can deal with astronomy right now."Crona, from Soul Eater -"Huh?! Where'd the screw head freak go?! Where the hell is he?! Damnit!"Ragnarock, from Soul Eater "I hope it's a cool morning. That's how cool days always start out. And a cool guy like me deserves the coolest morning possible."Soul Eater, from Soul Eater The Ouran Alphabet A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...) L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. Here is a little thing I like to call Friends/BestFriends. Most of the things listed are stolen from other profiles, but i may have made up some. Now read dammit! Read!! Friends: are there when you cry Friends: will buy you a pregnacy test Friends: will show you cool anime Friends: will knock politley on your front door to be let in Friends: will come over every few months to spend the night Friends: address your parents as Mr. and Mrs. Friends: concider as a close friend Friends: text you every other day Friends: will try not to embarass you in front of your crush Friends: will sometimes sit with you at lunch Friends: will use their own straw and taste your drink Friends: will invite you to their birthday party Friends: will have you bring a sleeping bag when you sleep over Friends: will tell you that the dress makes you look nice Friends: will have one shirt that's like yours Friends: will hang out a couple times with you over summer break Friends: help you up when you fall Friends: ask you what you're doing over break Friends: will help point out the positive things Friends: will say that you're crazy Friends: will dare you to ask your crush out Friends: will comfort you when you cry Friends: will bail you out of jail Friends: won't make you ride a rollercoaster that you dont want to Friends:will comfort you when he breaks up with you FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!! When I have a child I shall name her Stacey. So that way I can be "Stacey's Mom" and have things going on! When I have a child, I shall name him Sparta. So that when I introduce him i can say, "This is Sparta!" When I have a child, I shall unfitingly name him Sexy. So that when I go pick him up from school, I can say, "I'm bringing Sexy back." When I have a child I shall name her Narnia. So when I get her something i can say, "For Narnia!" Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Here are some sayings that I love: “I have a life, I just choose not to use it.” “Kill your enemies. Kill your friends’ enemies. Kill your friends.” “I’m a pyrotechnition. If you see me running, try to keep up.” “You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!” “Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?” “Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?” “Violence is always the answer, and if it’s not solving all of your problems, you simpy aren’t using enough of it.” “Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!” “Education is important, school however, is another matter.” “Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.” “You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?” “Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?” “We are not retreating… we are advancing in another direction.” “I’m right ninety-seven percent of the time. Who cares about the other four percent?” “They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Thatdepends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.” “If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” “Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!” “If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.” “Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door…” “If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.” “Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.” “Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.” “Always forgive your enemies--Nothing annoys them more.” “Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.” “There are three kinds of people in the world; people who can count; and people who can’t.” “Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.” “I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” “I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.” “You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.” “Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.” “When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.” When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.” “When life throws you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.” “When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 2 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them." “I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.” “Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.” "Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge." "The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming." "Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head." "I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over her again." “Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." “Taste the rainbow--eat CRAYONS!!!" "The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing." "Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls." (this is true for me…) "If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth." “Me, Myself, and I are fighting. I got mad at Myself, and Me got mad at I so now Me, Myself and I are sitting it opposite of my brain. Please help me.” “There’s a dark cloud over my head, so I’m praying; ‘Lord, please don’t send lightning.’" “It’s not dead till you poke it with a stick.” “Fire is a good servant, but a terrible master.” “There are too many wishes, and not enough stars.” “Dude. Calm down. It’s gym class.” “Either snow it up for a snow day or don’t snow at all!” “Facebook is like a refrigerator. You check it when you’re bored but nothing ever changes.” Gotta go. I’m not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.” “I cry, I feel better. Then I remember why I’m crying and cry harder.” “I do know, I just don’t feel like telling you!” “RIP: Spongebob, who died in the oil spill caused by BP.” “Stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell.” “Santa Claus is a creeper. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, he comes down your chimney in the middle of the night with a giant sack of toys--see what I mean?” “I have six locks on my door. Whenever I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they’re always locking three.” “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” “It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.” “He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.” “When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.” “A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.” “Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.” “I learned law so well. The day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.” “Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.” “Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.” “If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?” “The worst thing about loving you was watching you love someone else.” “It takes a couple seconds to say ‘Hello’, but forever to say ‘Goodbye’.” “If you're going through hell, keep going.” “I wanna be just like Barbie; that bitch has everything!” “You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.” “To the world, you are one person. But to one person, you are the world.” “Would you like a side of epic with that fail?” “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” “Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.” “When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.” “There are worse things than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?” “What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet.” “There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.” “The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.” “Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face.” “I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.” “I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.” “Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.” “Some say the glass is half empty; some say the glass is half full. I say, “are you gonna drink that?” “All people have the right to stupidity. Some abuse the privilege.” “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?” “They say no one is perfect. Well, I’m no one.” “Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.” “When life gives you lemons say “screw you” and go find an orange.” “Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” “A word to the wide isn’t necessary--it’s the stupid people that need the advice.” “Alright everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, that way, when you yell, the name will carry.” “Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven’t tried before.” “Cross country skiing is great if you have a small counrty.” “Never forget Mother’s Day, or as they call it in beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.” “Food is an important part of a balanced diet.” “Get your facts straight, then distort them as you please.” “Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?” “How many people have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” “I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.” “I knew I was an unwanted baby when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” “I wear a necklace ‘cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.” “I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started with twenty-eight years ago.” "I don’t care what you say about pedophiles, at least they drive slow in school zones." "I don’t forgive people because im weak. I forgive people because I’m strong enought to realize that everyone makes mistakes." "By the power vested in me, I now pronouce you deleted and blocked! You may now kiss my ass!" "If Barbie’s not a slut… then why do we have to buy her boyfriends?" "If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question." "You think I’m screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family!" "The shit you heard about me might be real… Then again it might be as fake as the bitch who told you." "Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle." "Forgive your enemy, but remember the fucker’s name." "Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you next time he is in trouble." “Alchohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk." "Three out of two people have trouble with fractions." "He said… 'Why do you wear a bra? You have nothing to put in it.' She said… 'You wear pants, don’t you?' " "Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it." "Pain doesn’t hurt when it’s all you’ve ever felt." "We’re not sarcastic - We’re hilarious. We’re not annoying - We’re just cooler than you. We’re not mean - We just don’t like you. And we’re not obsessed - We’re just best friends." "I’ll always be beside you, until the very end, wiping all your tears away, and being your best friend. I’ll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear, I promise I’ll cry too." "When people you don’t even know hate on you, you know you’re the shit!" "Friends help you with your crack addiction. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you." "I would just like to let everyone know that I am a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I wanna kiss all the boys." -Griff RvB "Got acne? Just ask your girlfriend what to do. Oh, that’s right! You don’t have a girlfriend!" "We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police." "The world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus." "I’d kill for a Nobel Prize!" "Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' '“No. I’m skydiving.' " "Butt jiggle is just my way of waving good-bye." "I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug." "If you can’t convince them, confuse them." "If Google didn’t exsist, we’d all be screwed." "I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, 9/11, and Swine Flu. 2012, bring it on!" "Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you are in prison." "If you had a broken heart, you’d be dead. So shut up." "They keep saying the right person will come along… I think a truck hit mine!" "We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be NEW friends!" "The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left." "Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home." "Having children is hereditary. If your parents never had children, odds are you won’t either." "Remember. There’s no I in ‘Team.’ (But there is an M and an E)" "A classic is a book that is much praised, but rarely read." "My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public." "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." "If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments." "How is it one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?" "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." "I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you." "I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said 'Guess' on it… so I said 'Implants?' " "Crowded elevators smell different to midgets." "The main reason Santa’s so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." "It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end." "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too." "I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die." "I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' " "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?" "After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" "What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit…' " "Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator." "Déjà vu - When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends." "Life’s a bitch, ‘cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy." "You know, they gotta luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you’re like 'Fuck it - just grab a pile of shit. We’ll get a bag at the airport.' " "Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends." "There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch fire to learn that it’s hot." "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" "Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?" "Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters." "They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken." "People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened." "What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon." "A friend is someone who will help you move. A BEST friend is someone who will help you move a dead body." "How do you get a sweet, little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet, little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!" "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?" "I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals." "Don’t piss me off! I’m running outta places to hide the bodies!" "I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying." "Constipated people don’t give a crap." "Regular naps prevent old age… Especially if you take them while driving." "Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture." "Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic, and so am I." "On tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." "Why is it in the U.S.: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing a Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: 'There’s a naked person outside!' ” "A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it." "English people have different ways of saying things. We say 'elevator' they say 'lift.' We say 'president' they say 'stupid psychopathic git.' " "Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot." "Adults are always telling me that there are starving children in Africa who would love my food, so I'm gonna walk up to a starving child and tell them that there are obese children in America who would love to be as skinny as them." "This is AMAZING! Why is it free?!" If Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber were standing on a building about to jump, 90% of the teenage population would beg them to come down safely. 8% would scream at them to jump. If you are a part of the 2% who would go up there and push them off, copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!" 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!! If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!! 98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!" 98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch! Female Comebacks! Pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes. Don't be racist!!! Be like Mario. Peladophobia - Fear of Bald People Pogonophobia - Fear of Beards Defecaloesiophobia - Fear of Bowel Movements Alliumphobia - Fear of Garlic Anablephobia Fear of Looking Up Eisoptrophobia - Fear of Mirrors or looking in a mirror Chrometophobia - Fear of Money Pentheraphobia - Fear of Mother-in-Law (probably more common than you'd think) Arithmophobia - Fear of Numbers Phronemophobia - Fear of thinking (...I think I know a few people with this) Cacophobia - Fear of Ugliness Pteronophobia - Fear of being tickled by feathers Ergophobia - Fear of work Anuptaphobia - Fear of staying single Cyberphobia - Fear of computers Dutchphobia - Fear of Dutch people Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers Gymnophobia - Fear of nudity Hobophobia - Fear of bumsKathisophobia - Fear of sitting down Leukophobia - Fear of the Color WhiteMnemophobia - Fear of Memories Novercaphobia - Fear of Step Mother (Not to be confused with Pentheraphobia) Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8(oh wouldn't Kidd kill anyone who has that?) Rectophobia - Fear of rectal disease Somniphobia - Fear of Sleep Sesquipedalophobia - Fear of long words Symmetrophobia - Fear of Symmetry Asymmetriphobia - Fear of asymmetrical things(KIDD! XD) Xerophobia - Fear of dryness Euphobia - Fear of good news(why would you fear that?) Dendrophobia - Fear of Trees Heliophobia - Fear of the Sun(Vampire?) Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers Hydrophobia - Fear of Water Papyrophobia - Fear of Paper Consecotaleophobia - Fear of Chop Sticks Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia - Fear of the number "666" Emetophobia - Fear of vomiting Osmophobia - Fear of Smells Tetraphobia - Fear of the number 4 Acerophobia - Fear of Sourness Agyrophobia - Fear of Crossing the Street Amnesiphobia - Fear of Amnesia Ataxophobia - Fear of Untidiness Aulophobia - Fear of Flutes Athazagoraphobia - Fear of being Forgotten Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of Peanut Butter sticking to the roof of your mouth Anthropophobia - Fear of people Phobophobia - The fear of developing a phobia :) Keraunophobia- the fear of thunder storms Gamophobia: This refers 2 the fear of marriage.(If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it...) Linonophobia: A gloomy fear of strings! Vestiophobia: this is generally known as the fear of clothing. Syngenesophobia: The fear of relatives could certainly be more common then we think. Aphenphosmphobia: The fear of being touched. Cacophobia: The fear of ugliness, cacophobia, can easily gain sympathetic ears. Novercaphobia: Also known as the fear of stepmothers. Epistemophobia: This is also referred to as the fear of knowledge. Panophobia: I think we should all spare a thought for the people with a fear of everything. Doraphobia: The fear of touching the skin or hair of an animal. Eremophobia: The fear of being alone Ergophobia: A fear of or dislike to work. Brontophobia: The fear of abnormal thunder. Ophidiophobia: The fear of snakes Taphephobia: The fear of being buried alive. Anuptaphobia: Fear of staying single. Botanophobia- Fear of plants. Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart. Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations. Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings. Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things. Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting. Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity. Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed. Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.(Umm...what kind of pleasure?! 0-0) Heliophobia- Fear of the sun. Ideophobia- Fear of ideas. Iophobia- Fear of poison. Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.(Racist much?) Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing. Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms. Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth. Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers. Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants. Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements. Nephophobia- Fear of clouds. Noctiphobia- Fear of the night. Oenophobia- Fear of wines. Olfactophobia- Fear of smells. Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion. (And Fruits Basket fans, SHIGURE!!) Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites. Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation. Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles. Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows. Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms. Theologicophobia- Fear of theology. Anatidaephobia — the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. Luposlippaphobia — the fear of being chased around a kitchen table by timber wolves while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. And finally, I believe it to be the most common fear, and the one that haunts my nightmares... Arachnephobia- the fear of those fucking scary little 8 legged beasts! aka: spiders *shiver* I am most definatly arachnephobic...I hate those little fuckers... I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) 10 Facts About You 1. You're reading this right now 2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking right now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again 11. You're enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts You got a problem with me? Solve it. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around. You think I'm tripping? Tie my shoe. If you like me, great. If you hate me, even better. You think you know me? YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! A message to haters: You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me! Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate Waiters gonna wait Alligators gonna alligate :) What my father taught me: (borrowed) 1. My father taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My father taught me RELIGION. 3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My father taught me LOGIC. 5. My father taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My father taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My father taught me IRONY. 8. My father taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My father taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My father taught me about STAMINA. 11. My father taught me about WEATHER. 12. My father taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My father taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My father taught me about ENVY. 16. My father taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My father taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My father taught me ESP. 20. My father taught me HUMOR. 21. My father taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My father taught me GENETICS. 23. My father taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My father taught me WISDOM. 25. My father taught me about JUSTICE. "Nobody is worth your tears, and the one person that is wont make you cry" "Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying." "Stand up for what's right even if you're standing alone." "Your best friend is someone that knows everything about you, and still puts up with you anyway" "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep at night because reality is finally better than your dreams" "You had me at hello." "It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot go an screw it up." (I'd probably be that idiots friend "Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion" "Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew" "The hadest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else" "Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her." "The most beautiful people are those who went through the toughest situations in life but somehow manage to keep a smile on their face..." What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity (my level of creativity is at an all time low, borrowed) 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Some copy and paste stuff! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!" There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. "Did you just fall?" "No. I attacked the ground." "Backwards?" "I'm freaking talented!" *3AM Phone Call* "Are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving." People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. Pac-Man ghosts: the first stalkers. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Where does life get all these lemons? Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! Hmmm, I wonder how hot is hot... AHHH!!!! I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket." Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else. Don't worry about the world ending today because it's already tomorrow in Australia! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You can twist my my words into lies. You can change my appearance so I don't recognize myself when I look in a mirror. You can posion my mind with your malicious thoughts. But no matter what, you can't bend my will. You can't change who I am. We're not retreating...we are simply advancing in another direction. Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. It’s not cheating unless you get caught. When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did, not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you tickle me I'm not responsible for your injuries. I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet. I watched PG-13 movies when I was 12 without my parents. OOH! REBEL! I'm so good at sleep, I can do it with my eyes closed. I don't stalk, I observe. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!. . . Oxygen helps too. I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something. Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it. People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die. It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the physco for the rest of your life. I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school. I laugh at the GUYS that work at Subway because they have to make me a sandwhich. If a guy says you're "hot" he's looking at your body. If he says you're "pretty" he's looking at your face. If he says you're "beautiful" he's looking at your soul :) Frozen computer. Maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will work again. Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. If good things come to those who wait, isn't procrastination a virtue? When I was little "I will tell your mother" was the biggest comeback ever. I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY! Anyone ever notice that studying is like putting student and dying together. TEXTING FACEBOOK = TEXTBOOK See? I'm studying. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. It takes skill to trip over a flat surface. I have that skill. "I'm a ninja." "No you're not." "Did you see that?" "See what?" "Exactly." "Can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know, can you?" ". . .I will pee on your floor." For the people who don't know me, they think I'm quiet. For the people who do know me, they wish I was. Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you with my shoe. . .good spider. Move out of the way children. I've been waiting 11 years to see Toy Story 3. Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. Paper beats rock? Ok. I'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper. his is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. 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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this on your profile If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. 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If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness, All-American Anteater, xXTwincestDevilXx, XSeeYouAtYourDoomX If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. Pick your birth month Italic anything that doesn't apply to you Bold the five-ten that best apply to you Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious. FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. EmotionalAggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see. MAY:(THAT'S ME!!! :D) Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift. JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn. JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends. SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confidentSensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center(I don't really get that one... I'll just leave it blank) . Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated.Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable. DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential inorganizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical. A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLEASE PASS IT ON! My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Yo Profile!!!! YOU LONG ENOUGH NOW!! XO |
