"Friends look the other way. Best friends eat the body." -Selim B. The story about an innocent and disturbing friendship between homunculus and human. Old soul OC. Everyone in character, updates every Friday.

Part 2 of 2. No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon

The various jobs that Reborn took up as a hitman which lead him towards the odd characters he calls friends. (Yes, he had intended to kill everyone he now hangs out with.)

In which Bella is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Cullen Clan, meet little Miss Positivity. (Self Insert)

Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.

Harry is abused by his uncle when three people pick him up. After seeing the abuse they adopt him and move. Their he meets his mate. But troubles always finds Harry. Harry also comes into his creature inheritance. Slash. mpreg. J/H

This is my first fanfiction. The story of Natsu Souleater, son of Acnologia. "Yes, it is the truth. I killed many. 'But why' you must ask yourself. I was forced to do that so many times until I started to enjoy it. But you know what else is true? You killed as well. Did someone force you to do that? I think the answer is 'no'" dark/Natsu but not evil, stronger/Natsu, smarter/Natsu

Tsume Yuki's, 'Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me' prompt. MoD Hari is sealed inside a genie bottle and tossed into the Veil. Only the interference of Death stops her from being enslaved. When Naruto comes into possession of the bottle and frees Hari from her prison, she gets attached and decides to help him, changing everything we know. A/N: Har/kashi Naru/Sasu. Deal With It!

Normally, heroes are given a second chance, whether that chance be second life or another go at their current. Naruto was given such a chance because really, how could you not be called a hero after stopping an invasion? But could it truly be called a second chance if he is not even human? What the hell was he supposed to do as an Imp?

Ash is actually strong and competent. He trains all his pokemon hard and long. This will be a Slash, though I do not know who I am pairing him with yet. Enjoy till then.

All Tsuna wanted was his siblings to be happy. So he didn't see a problem attending a fan signing for one of the hottest bands to date, even though he had no clue who they were. He did start seeing a problem when more idols started appearing in his life. It got even worse when they just wouldn't leave him alone. Idol!AU. All27.

A young Jasmine Potter escapes a terrible home situation by teleporting herself to the Elemental Nations. Against all odds, she will turn her life around, gain family and friends, and finally… Grow Strong. fem!Harry. IS BEING REWRITTEN

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." In which Ienari was picked to be Decimo instead of Tsuna, but that's okay because Tsuna was always destined for bigger things than being a mafioso. Twin!Fic. Eventual R27

Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)

Nagisa is a vampire hunter who finds himself falling prey to his target, Karma. What happens when these two natural enemies find themselves inexplicably drawn to one another? Is Karma really Nagisa's enemy, or is the true threat somewhere closer to home? And how does Gakushuu Asano fit into all this? (Nagisa x Karma, Vampire AU)

In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.

Lily Evans was actually a deity. As Harry's Divine parent, she blessed him with her death. Now that Voldemort is defeated and Harry is of age, Lily will be able to formally claim him as hers and lead him into a bright future where he attracts the attention of a certain Norse God of Mischief. Loki never saw this storm coming when Harry caught his eye. AN: SLASH. Loki/Harry.

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

When a freak accident leaves Hinata blind, Team Karasuno is left with the aftermath. (Cross-Posted to AO3)

This was not part of the plan. Wait, he could fix this. After all, how hard could it be to raise a kid by yourself? (Famous last words, Iemitsu.) Iemitsu tries to be a competent father. He succeeds… with some interesting results. (Or the story of how baby Tsuna has all of Vongola wrapped around his tiny sticky fingers).

He had only come here to fulfill a dying wish from a younger version of himself, to take his place in this world as Sawada Tsunayoshi. That had been fine, boredom plaguing him constantly in his long life as nothing seemed to matter anymore. So when Reborn arrives to train him as Vongola Decimo, he ends up with something a little more. Dark!Tsuna, Dark!Universe, slow R27 COMPLETE

How different would Hunter x Hunter be if Gon was a member of the Phantom Troupe? Fem!Gon. Alternate plotline-ish. Much intense.

First, a disastrous thunderstorm. Now, a summer snowstorm. Blanche believes the secret to the chaos lies in the legend of the three great birds. To restore balance to the region, the team leaders must seek out the rampaging pokemon. The trap has been set for the members of Professor Willow's lab, and a sinister stranger knows just how to break the bonds of truth and love.

Spark didn't become the leader of Team Instinct by chance. You could say, he'd been preparing for it his whole life. He may seem very different from his friends, but you'll be shocked by what he can do.

In the virtual reality game ICE Online, Katsuki Yuuri is a demonic-looking angel Cleric who is actually quite bad-ass . . . at least according to his Warrior friend Phichit. Yuuri just wants to level up quickly without running into random Mob Bosses, though he certainly wouldn't mind it if he ran into his idol, top player Viktor Nikiforov.

The greener grass is to die for. SI. One-shot collection.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

A dialogue based AU where one miss-placed text to the wrong number creates a change in two men that neither truly expected. R27. MAIN STORY NOW COMPLETED. (Omg am I right?)

Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.

After splitting from Peter and Charlotte, Jasper finds himself in the company of a vampire with hair as red as her eyes. Female Harry Potter DISCONTINUED

They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.

!VRgameAU! Voldemort was supposed to be the bored necromancer with a slightly creepy obsession with the undead. Scarred was just supposed to be a berserker, but things never work out that way. For one, he's not a berserker. He's a bishop. For two, he's the renegade High Priest of Gryffindor. For three, well... let's just say Voldemort's obsession isn't on the undead anymore. TMR/HP

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

Severus receives a letter which surprises him, with vengeance in his mind he goes to get the two people wronged just as much as him. Can they be what they should have been? or will they never be able to recover from the betrayals? maybe a new start was what they needed, going to America seemed like the best thing. There they meet the Cullen's. SLASH Jasper/Harry DISCONTINUED!

He'd been on the verge of giving up on ever finding his Sky, then... "My name's Elanor Potter. I've been looking for you!" (For Elanor, harmonizing with Skull was easy; falling in love with him even more so. That it surprised the heck out of everyone else in the Mafia was just a bonus.) [Fem!Harry/Skull]

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Frisk falls down into the Ruins, but when they try to speak to Flowey, he doesn't understand them. Now he's on a journey through the Underground with this kid, and sometimes they get this weird gleam in their eyes and it looks like they're talking to themself. He doesn't have time for this when there's a couple of human souls that need to be stolen.

Tsuna's (arguably) best trait is put to good use with his new job at the cake shop. AU, episodic, crackish, ALL27.

Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.

What would happen if Ichigo talked Muramasa into living and promised to find a better master? What if that that new master was Harry Potter? Wait how did an English Wizard meet an Eastern Soul Reaper? Harry/Muramasa pairing, not slash. AU Set in the Zanpakuto Arc

Meet Sawada Tsunayoshi From a young age it was obvious how different he was to his twin Ieyasu- he's quiet, loves to read and is always observing. Follow him on his own adventures where he meets many strange people MultiFlame!Tsuna Child!Tsuna currently precanon

The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.

It only takes one move to break the fantasy that surrounds a person. Their view changes and they are no longer the same person. It just so happened that Fate had to pull such things, and chaos is the only thing that is left. "Tell me again why I am standing here with these nutshells, and make it quick, I have lunch." DISCLAIMER: I do not own KHR. AU. Sarcastic!Tsuna; Smart!Tsuna.

Runaway Lucy Heartfilia finally gets to join Fairy Tail, house and school for homeless kids. What she didn't expect was to be brought there by a pink-haired, pyrotechnic black belt with a blue cat, that she might start falling for him, or that this boy could help her solve the mystery behind the golden keys left by her mother that hold a deadly secret. High school ninja AU. Nalu.

Most people are born with a name tattooed on their inner wrist, in every written language imaginable; some people are born without. Dipper Pines is born with a small black triangle with a flesh colored dot at the center printed neatly onto his skin, standing out against its dark backdrop like an open eye. He doesn't know what to make of this. (Soulmate AU)

After the 7 years on Tenrou island Fairy Tail has been happier then ever! but what If Mira-jane tries to get her ships to become a thing..will it work? or will all her ships sink. (GraTsu,RoWen,etc..)

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

There is something Decidly inhuman about him

The war is over and Harry has defeated the dark lord but death has shown him all he is unable to have as the 'boy who lived' He leaves the magic society in order to live the life he wants. He's given a second chance when he wakes up a child again in an unknown world. With the mentality of both a five year old and his present self could he have the family and life he's yearned for?

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

Reborn. Tsuna. Verde. Squalo. How does Harry Potter manage to become so many different Katekyo Hitman Reborn! characters? These are my ideas. Chapter Eighteen - Xanxus' Babysitter. Feel free to adopt these - I probably won't continue them.

From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

It started with a school trip to Italy. Everything simply went downhill from there.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.

The second war is not going well for either shadowhunters or wizards, with Valentine's defeat on the boat and Voldemort's defeat at the Ministry doing very little to end the struggle. When Voldemort learns of Clary and Jace's strange gifts, he sends his Death Eaters after them, and Dumbledore has no choice but to bring them to Hogwarts.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Kunugigaoka Middle School Class-3E meets the real 'World's Greatest Hitman'. Oh, and they just gained a substitute teacher from hell.

If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.

One pain filled day an abused Harry's savior turns up and takes him away from the pain and on an 'interesting' and 'crazy' new life, his uncle's name? Reborn, and his brought the Vongola 10th Generation with him. Soon they find themselves in a new strange world. For NaNoWriMo 2014, several other challenges, yaoi/yuri/straight, abusedHarry, Pokemon/HP/HitmanReborn XOver. COMPLETED.

!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.

Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year

AU, Earth and Meraviglie are two worlds interconnected by a barrier however it's only known to a selected few. Those that can travel to the other world and have the ability to make pacts with those in the other world are known as Capturers. Tsuna, having that ability, accidentally stumbles across a humanoid man with a fedora hat. Full Summary inside, Arcobaleno27, main R27

The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Watch in awe as the Sorting Hat is forced to Sort six transfer students from the Institute in New York (or: the Shadowhunters come to Hogwarts).

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

Rin lost a bet against Bon and Kamiki and now has to crossdress, to their surprise he looked good in it. I focused on YukiRin. WARNING: Has mild Lemon in some chapters; Yaoi / Shounen-ai. Rating changed to M.

Becoming Shiroe meant more than gaining a few centimeters and some cool spells.

What if the Cullens had inside information & help from the start of their encounter with Bella? What could they do better? What would change? A Twi-fan from our world finds herself haunting the Cullens in the cafeteria on Bella's first day, unseen & unheard by the humans, simply a spirit. The Cullens can see & hear her just fine though, & she definitely has lots to say to them.

Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.

After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS

She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely

Transported to another world pissed Harry off. So, he was going to take his revenge against its population. As a cat. Tora &Harry friendship. Naruto/Harry pairing. yaoi

Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?

Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.

Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

When it's found out that Harry Potter is the son of sally jackson, Posiedon, Hades, and Zues. Thaila, Nico, Percy and basicly everyone is thrown into worrie for Harry. ooc abused Harry Slash

Jiraiya abandons Naruto in favour of a certain Pinkette. When Naruto receives his Clan Scrolls from an unlikely source he starts to walk a completely different path. Eventual ShikaNaruNeji. [DEAD][Feel free to adopt. Drop me a message if you do, the manga might have killed my muse for this story but I'd love to see what others come up with]

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.

Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.

oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.

Tsuna gets a Facebook. All27.

When he was left with his family, they disappeared. Now thirteen years later the wizarding world, both Dark and Light are in for a shock. Meet It. Edited:02/07/2012

They're not sure when they started thinking of the others as 'theirs'. When the couch became 'our couch'. Somewhere in between snarls and laughter; arguments and forgiveness, they suppose. Team 7 fic

AU modern fic. When Deidara came across a little girl asking him to teach her how to draw, his interest was piqued. And then he heard her story which is eerily similar to his. A drawing for 1000 words. How big of a difference can he make? Deidara/FemNaru

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Haku will do anything to fulfill Zabuza's dream. When he survived from Kakashi's Chidori, and saved Zabuza in the process, Haku's real identity became a mystery. Until he received a letter from an owl...five years late. HPxNaruto Haku/Zabuza slash (HIATUS)

Artemis is kidnapped by the Volturi to be turned into a vampire. Now, not only does he have to save the People from the Volturi's greediness, but there's also the matter of a punitive expedition in Forks. A/H, Twilight canon couples.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Naruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Canines are a bit too loyal sometimes, and mothers are a bit too protective. A boy is caught in the middle of the two conflicting characteristics.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.