hey this is chlois ride here!im new to this bio thing,so stay with me...umm lets see im an honor roll student,i LOVE llamas i was one for halloween even!and im a maximum ride junkie.i have a little brother named Zack my crazy parents and my dog sara and new puppy charlie

Kids are the future be afraid very afraid

never do anything you cant explain to the paramedics

the tooth fairy teaches kids its okay to sell body parts

everyday i think i cant get any stupider.every day i am proven horribly wrong

i do not suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it

if life gives you lemons,sguirt them in lifes eye, see how much life likes lemons now

my life may be a joke ,but its nowhere near as funny as your face

if life hands you lemons. unless it hands you water and sugar, your lemonades gonna suck

you cry,i cry, you laugh, i laugh,you fall off a cliff i laugh even harder

dont like the way i drive,stay off the sidewalk

wanna know why god created man first? every master peice needs a rough draft

an idiot is a 44th floor window washer. he steps back to admire his work

im the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday

i smile because i dont know whats going on

dont knock on deaths door,ring the bell and run...he hates that

if you screamed like a little girl when you saw a maximum ride movie was coming out paste this on your profile