Spoofs of when characters first met each other in the main RE games. Reviews appreciated. Latest Chapter: Ethan Meets Mia and Jack.

Reincarnation, repetition, redemption: generation after generation, century after century, the princess is always the same. ZELDA-CENTRIC, some ZxL.

Obey them, lest ye be consider'd a n00b.

You can't bring the dead back to life. "Don't die on us, Reks, or we'll kill you!" And we waved him off. We weren't ... we weren't serious, ya know?

Penelo's life following the end of FFXII, as told by her own pen. Larsa X Penelo.

In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Vossler. His Princess. Dreams. Tension.

Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.

With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

Seymour and the end, Seymour and the beginning, Seymour and insanity. A finished one-shot; contains implied yaoi.