Welcome.

“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”

"Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."

“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”

“Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.”

“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them”

"If you’re feeling alone, know that the world can be a lonely place but it would be lonelier without you in it."

"Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."

"Falling is just like flying, but with a more permanent destination."

"The man with the key is king, and honey you should see me in a crown."

"We can't giggle, it's a crime scene."

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Greetings Spacians/Fanfictioners/Creative people/Weirdos/Mary Sues/Mothers/Monkeys and all the rest of you! I'm Druna J. Malgood (Or Meghan; whichever you prefer) and it's quite nice to meet you, I guess. Enough of the pleasantries though, you're about to embark on a very strange profile page which will frighten/ConfuseDiscombulate/kill/inject joy into you. You have been warned! Kind of...

The Men in my life: Benedict Cumberbatch. Andrew Scott. Martin Freeman. Rupert Graves. Joseph Gordon Levitt. Landon Pigg. Micheal Cera. Darren Criss. Andrew Garfield. Bradley Cooper. Zach Galifankis. Devon Bostick. Jake M. Johnson. Keir Gilchrist. Jason Segal. Gerard Way. Russel Brand. Seth Rogen. Russell Howard. Tom Felton. Daniel Radcliffe. Adam Brody. Rupert Grint.Elijah Wood. Milo Ventimiglia. Justin Bartha

Music I listen too: Foster the People. Mouldy Peaches. Freelance Whales. The Fray. Ingrid Michaelson. The XX. Lana Del Rey, Stars, The Middle east,Ghost Heart. Bastille. Hot Chelle Rae. Wilco. The Avett Brothers. Eisley. Cage the Elephant, The Decemberists, The Bird and the Bee. Meiko. Iron&Wine. Imogen Heap. Andrew Belle. Psapp. Bon Iver. General Fiasco. The Pretty Reckless. Darwin Deez. Brand New. Two Door Cinema Club. Landon Pigg. Cobra Starship. Carolina Liar. Coldplay. Mayday Parade. Paramore. Panic At The Disco. My Chemical Romance. Keane. Mumford & Sons. You Me At Six. Fall Out Boy. All Time Low. Katy Perry. The Maine. Adele. Darren Criss Regina Spektor. Christina Perri. The White Stripes. Kate Nash. Ellie Goulding. The Infant Sorrow

Things I love: Sherlock [I love Sherlock more than anything, the fandom is made of perfection and everything about Sherlock is flawless, I just wanna make love to every single episode, asdfghjkl] Harry Potter [more than life itself] Gossip Girl, Big Bang Theory, How I met your mother, Gilmore Girls & F.R.I.E.N.DS, Never mind the buzzcocks, Scrubs, Glee, Mock the week, Little Miss Sunshine, Scott Pilgrim, Whip It, Easy A, Inception, 500 days of Summer, Kingsley, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Get him to the Greek, being outside at night, The Perks of being a Wallflower, Starbucks, Converse, Vans, Vintage shops, writing, reading, editing, beng fat because I get to eat everything, ice Cream, pizza, oreos, cake, onion rings, mcdonalds, pepsi, ice Lollies, friends, family, make up, shoes, fanfiction, New Look, cats, owls, long hugs, concerts, cups of tea, denim shorts, big T-shirts, checked shirts, town, being outside at night time, cold air, boys in skinny jeans, good hair days, piercings, tattoos

Sherlock: Why have I got this blanket? They keep putting this blanket on me!

Lestrade: Yeah, that's for shock.

Sherlock: I'm not in shock!

Lestrade: Yeah... but some of the guys want to take photographs.

Lestrade: Wait, where are you going?

Sherlock Holmes: I just need to, uh, talk about the —

Lestrade: But I still have questions for you!

Sherlock: Oh, what now? I mean, I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket.

Favourite Ships

I WILL FOREVER SHIP JOHNLOCK. IT IS MY OTP, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BETTER SHIP IN THE UNIVERSE. EVER

Harry Potter:

DracoLuna

[I will go down with this ship.]

HermioneRon

[otp forevah]

AberforthMcGonagall

[me gusta]

OliverKatie

[oliver in luuurve makes me squee]

FredAngelina

GeorgeAlicia

CharlieTonks

[awk, it happened, k?]

CharlieGabrielle

[it may be weird but if he can't have Fleur..]

SeamusLavender

[mehe, it's great liek]

NevilleVictoire

[weirdly perfect]

HannahNeville

BlaisePavarti

LeeAlicia

RoseScorpius

[cause it happened]

TeddyVictoire

Skulduggery Pleasant

FletcherValkyrie

[koala tea, fu valduggery]

ChinaSkulduggery

[yah]

TanithGhastly

[canon ftw]

TanithJack

TanithSanguine

Other

DanBlair

[^Dair forever, I dare to Dair so hard, it's not even funny.^]

SheldonAmy

[qt's]

RoryJesse

[Literati 4eva]

LorelaiLuke

[mehe]

Those annoying, pointless music surveys you find on peoples fanfic profiles:

Step 1.

Steal from someone.

Hit shuffle on Itunes/Limewire/other.

Step 3.

For each questions write down the song which is playing and laugh fools, LAUGH!

IF SOMEONE ASKS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Always-Panic at the Disco [Awk, Snape]

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

The Call-Regina Spektor [my creys]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL

Radar Detector-Darwin Deez [Oh right. Cool]

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY

He lays in the Reins-Iron&Wine [Itunes says what? None of these make sense]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE

You and I-Wilco [omg, sadness]

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO

You picked me-Fine Frenzy [Hah, I wish. #angst]

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU

On the Brightside-Never Shout Never! [Cute]

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN

The Calendar-The Do [This.]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)

Like A Star-Corrine Bailey Rae [Alright, I can except this.]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE

A well respected man-The Kinks [asdfghjkl, this is hilarious and perf.]

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU

Growing Old is Getting Old-Silversun Pickups [Oh god, that's hilarious.]

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING

Dog Days are over-Florence and the Machine [Aw, thats cute. I think I can get on board with that!]

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL

2012:Take Some bitches out-Kingsley [Oh Christ. Kingsley's predicting my death.]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS

Breathe in Breath Out-Mat Kearney [Oh my! Apt.]

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia)-Patrick Stump [Wow, that's strangely accurate]

HOW WILL YOU DIE

Boats and Birds-Gregory Hawk [Killed by Boats and Birds. Great.]

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET

Lost-Aqualung [Oh...kay...]

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH

Birds-Kingsley [This video does make me laugh so hard I cry]

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY

I wish you love-Rachael Yagamata [Sadface. Spelling her name is enough to make me cry.]

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED

Harry's Sacrifice-Alexander Desplat (Deathly Hallows part 2 soundtrack) [Eh, I can accept this...]

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST

Litte Vampires-Ghost [Oh aye. Damn you little Vamps!]

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU

Shake me down-Cage the Elephant ]

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE

Hiding your heart-Adele [How depressing!]

THE NEXT SONG WILL BE YOUR SUBJECT

Tom Feltons Kinda Hot-Draco and the Malfoys (I wholeheartedly agree. That ends that then..)

Another Music thingie

Take out your MP3 player/ iPod of choice and put it on shuffle

Answer the following questions with the TITLE of the song.

What is my goal in life?: Dead! (Well I am going to end up dead...)
What is my best achievement so far?: Bohemian Rhapsody (Of course..)
My motto in life is: Stay with me (Well this is awkward)
Last night I dreamt about: Teenagers (I suppose so!)
The first thing I thought when I woke up was: Gone, Gone (Technically..)
Peoples' first impressions of me are: On my way back home (So people go back home when they see me? Cool)
If I was made world leader, the first thing I'd do is: Clue's dont lie (Hm)
How would I describe myself?: All the same to me (omg yes)
My favourite past-time is: Cancer (Well that is not nice at all)
When I look in the mirror, I see: Monster (That is hilarious! Love it.)
I feel like: Time (sure why not)

Shuffle again. Now answer the questions with the FIRST LINE of each song.

I woke up this morning and said: I know you've been hurt by someone else...
While I was in the shower, I sang: Maybe if my heart stops beating it won't hurt this much

I missed my bus, and was so angry I shouted: I never ever saw it coming at all...
While I waited for the next one, some guy came up to me and said: I'll show you all the places I've been dreaming of...
When the bus arrived, the conductor told me: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
By the time I arrived in town, I was thinking: Bitten by the wind on a hard, hard day
I saw someone I knew, so I waved to get their attention and called: You're so quiet but it doesn't faze me!
I went into a cafe and ordered: Does what I'm wearing seem to shock you
A charity worker asked me for a donation, and when I said no they said: I won't be the one to disappoint you anymore...
Some guy started flirting with me, and said: I don't know where we going but I know we've gone to far...
To which I replied: Right right, turn off the lights...
Then their girlfriend appeared and screamed at me: My insides are turned to ash...
But before I ran away, I yelled this in return: Sick of circling the same road...
I only just caught the bus in time, and sat down thinking: And if your heart stops beating...
Some kids were playing their music really loud, so I turned round and said: Well those dirty words that you said did you mean them?
Someone sent me a text which read: Too alarming now to talk it out...
As I walked home, I tripped over and banged my knee. It hurt so much I said: I never said I'd lie and wait forever...
I had a near-death experience because of it and God said to me: Close your eyes and make believe this is where you wanna be...
Then he asked me what I wanted most and I said: I'm sorry I don't need to remember...
When I got home, my cat said: I gotta bad feeling that I went and got dirt on your name...
I went to bed, and the last thing I thought was: Well I was there on the day...

Inception.

Inception.

Inception.

Inception.

Inception

Inception

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John:

You … you told me once … that you weren't a hero

Umm… There were times when I didn't even think you were human, but let me tell you this.

You were the best man, the most human ... human being that I've ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie, and so ... there. I was so alone ... and I owe you so much.

But please, there's just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock, for me, don't be ... dead.

Would you do that just for me?

Just stop it.

Stop this.