Extra! Extra! Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business. You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown. Let the witch hunt begin. (an Albus/OC romance-satire set in a Hogwarts beleaguered by celebrity worship, shipping wars, and too many teen queens; Dobby Winner: Best OC, Dialogue, Description)

I was never one for opening up with people,infact I lied about most things.But in my seventh year I learned you can't hide your secrets for ever,eventually they're bound to come out. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Sirius/OC LE/JP RL/OC slight FL/A

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.

It was a fatal attraction. I wasn't supposed to like him. He was a friend, not a boyfriend. We shouldn't act the way we do with each other. Sirius Black wasn't boyfriend material at all. SiriusOC

"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

A series of instances in which Lily Evans said yes to James Potter. L/J. One-shot.

Okay, so I thought that being part Veela would be a damn good thing. But having that Mudblood Granger for a mate has proved to be deplorably dangerous to my health. DM/HG COMPLETE

After the end of the friendship with Severus, Lily is being morose for the next few days. James, with the help of the Marauders, comes up with a plan to cheer her up. She wouldn't even imagine the surprise that awaits her.

Sirius wasn't looking for a new best friend, but James was now spending all his time with his new girlfriend. Sirius was the one left behind, and I was the one he found. And neither of us expected what we found in each other. JamesXLily SiriusXOC

My 7th year to-do list: 1. Find a cure for cancer. 2. Avoid EX-best friend, Sirius Black, at ALL costs. 3. Survive. *cricket, cricket* Yeah, I should be so lucky. SB/OC **ABANDONED. To anyone who's stuck around or left a kind word - thank you so much. I'm so sorry.**

James comes up with a nickname.

“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”

Autumn Samuels hates Sirius Black. So much that she compares him to rotten meat, and the affection is mutual. She's the ice queen of Hogwarts, he's the play boy. What was their story? Why does she hate him so much? It all started on a cool autumn's day...