Helloooooo I am Alice and I am 15 and like cats. I am fucking obsessed with the web comic Homestuck, till the point where there is no redemption. Other things I like are listed below;

TMNT, Dragonball/DBZ/DBGT, Pokemon, Fairy Tail, MLP:FIM, Harry Potter, Naruto/NS.

R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Bulla49, Ralf 55, CalifornianTrumpet, O-Mi-Gawd-Drama, AwakeningTheFallen, EpicMeister

THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the listDanichT02, CrazyGreyWolfGirl, SasuSaku15394, Tiger Priestess, CalifornianTrumpet, O-Mi-Gawd-Drama, AwakeningTheFallen, EpicMeister

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess, CalifornianTrumpet, O-Mi-Gawd-Drama, AwakeningTheFallen, EpicMeister

Uchiha Itachi Facts (the Chuck Norris of Naruto)

Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.

Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.

Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"

Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.

Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.

The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Homestuck shit:

HERE'S MY ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS:

1. Eridan

2. Feferi

3. Jake

4. Karkat

5. Sollux

6. Aradia

7. Gamzee

8. Dave

9. Dirk

10. John

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

no. 0_0

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

like AHAHAHA LET ME TOUCH UR BUTT PLS hot.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

im not sure how that would work out, since Aradia's a girl and Eridan's a boy :I but i guess it would be pretty funny with Eri flipping his shit and AA hitting her head against a wall.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

fuck. yes. DIRKxJAKE FOREVER

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

GAMZEE AND FEF GO WITH ANY TROLL. THEY BE THE SEXIEST MATESPIRITS.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

hhhhh karkat and dave are really cute okay theyre like best bros but daves like replacing gamzee in karkats heart and that hurts me at the same time hhhhhhhh

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

miracles

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Feferi Peixes hugged her knees to herself, fuchsia tears streaking down her cheeks. It was too cruel, too cruel, for fate to do this to her. To twist her against her friend. Her best friend. Her new moirail. To make her hate her moirail for getting the troll she was flushed for... all because Feferi was flushed for him as well. It was cruel for fate to set her against Aradia Megido.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

BITCH PLEASE. THAT SHIT IS LIKE, ALL OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Glasses and Capes.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

ERIDAN DOES THIS HUMAN BOOTY-PAP SEDUCE YOU

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

no buT I DO HAHAHAHAHA

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

On top of the world by Imagine Dragons.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

T. No major romance or anything, probably just comedy and light fluff. :P uhhhh T

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

i dont mind you getting tangled in my cape B)

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

hhhh okay

Homestuck Pairings:

(In order.)

1.Gamzee/Karkat

2.Kurloz/Meulin

3.Jade/Dave

4.Vriska/Tavros

5.Kanaya/Rose

6.Dirk/Jake

7.Cronus/Kankri

8.UhhStridercest? :I

9.Dave/Calliborn/Calliope

10.Aradia/Equius/Sollux/Feferi

11.Aradia/Equius

12.Aradia/Feferi/Eridan/Sollux

13.Karkatxeveryone (that one sassy gay friend who watches chickflicks w/ you)