What would happen if the gang's time at Hogwarts was closer to a normal student's experience? How would they change if sneaking out and partying became the only source of excitement? If they were filled with existential angst, sexual desires and magic? Featuring a second story staring Theodore Nott.

The Catalyst: Lily Evans receiving the worst news of her life. When something terrible happens in Lily's life, it's all downhill from there. But can she be saved from the never ending spiral of depression by just the person she never thought it'd be?