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Joined 09-11-05, id: 895238, Profile Updated: 01-17-08
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Inheritance Cycle.

HELLO THERE.
My name is Michelle.
You can call me that, or you can call me anything really.
shell, shelly, booger, hey you, you bitch!...
stuff like that. I really couldn't care less.

I am Australian
and sadly, I conform to many of the things that people think of when they think of Australians.
mate.

I am pretty much all the time happy.
I have a pretty weird sense of humour.

My loves are
-Lovers. They know.
-Friends. Once again, they know.
-Family. Well, I hope they know.
-Books. Yay! I read a lot.
-Music. I have the worst taste in music.. but its always good..
-Internet. Heh.
-Life. Isn't it great?
-Oranges. Yum. Orange flavour.
-Sugar. Its always fun to be sugar high.
-Coffee
-Pocky. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

My not-loves are
-Being sick
-When my little brother is being mean
-About half the girls in my school. Please wear clothes, they're not that hard to buy...
-Those people who claim to have soo many problems when they seriously have none.
-When people say stuff like "I like cheese.. hehehehehe i'm sooooo random". Words cannot describe how much I want to hurt someone when they say that. You're not random, just an idiot.

Thats all I can think of.

My picture thing is my chook! Her name is Pimple.
you probably don't care, but I felt like sharing that..

Thats all for now!
Bye!

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Discovering Omaha by dettiot reviews
For Chuck, it's a chance encounter. For Sarah, it's a mission. But what happens when the spy remembers she's also a woman and the man realizes he could be a spy? Pre-series alternate universe.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,247 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Meant To Be by prettycharmedsista reviews
Set after Forever Charmed. Phoebe has finally found her true love, but what is Coop hiding? And what does all this have to do with Cole?
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,488 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Phoebe H., Cole T. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shade of l337 by Subieko reviews
A retelling of the prologue, rescue at Gilead, and final battles scenes from Eragon...except this time, Durza has learned l337speak, and will use it to pwn the elves!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
We Belong by the author formerly known as reviews
The ultimate irony occurs on Bella and Edward's honeymoon. BellaEdward, kind of sad, I guess. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Auctions And Dignity by lampfghgh reviews
When Dumbledore needs funds for the war an auction takes place in order to help. What are they auctioning? Why, dignity ofcourse! I suck at summary's read it and make up your own summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,973 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thongs by lazer-angel reviews
Draco and Hermione discuss an interesting subject: Thongs. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Top Ten by chrisspiration reviews
From diaries to notes, this story will make you fall out of your seat in laughter. “Prongs, are you having hormonal problems?” “Why would Moony give you tips about Lily’s singing?” A Marauder era, LilyJames fic. SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,728 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Gryffindor Scandals by Emo Voldies reviews
This is our first fanfic, but you can't tell because it's so freaking FABULOUS. Basically, Ron and McGonnagal, who we've all secretly been shipping since the GOF movie, finally get it ON! but wait.. is that... A SURPRISE ENDING? rated probably too safe. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Minerva M., Ron W. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Eternal Ending reviews
Love knows no boundaries. That’s for sure. Only thing that certain is that love can make a mess. And what’s worse then liking someone when things are doomed to not work. Here are some sticky situations of the heart people from Eragon have gotten into.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
The Courtyard by Eat a Taco reviews
Love is not something Remus Lupin likes. So what happens when Tonks decides that she's going to get hold of this werewolf once and for all? Begining of OotP to end of HBP. COMPLETE, huge thanks readers and reviewers! Over 15,000 hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,863 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Unlikely Tales by Babbitty Rabbitty reviews
Ron Weasley, Dolores Umbridge. Who would've thought the two would end up together? As for Mrs Figg, Dobby, Mundungus ... who will their matches be? Find out in this series of highly Unlikely Tales.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Orik's Bow by J.W. Cart reviews
Eragon is impressed with Orik's bow.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Meat pt 3 by J.W. Cart reviews
Eragon reflects on his relationship with Murtagh. EragonMurtagh
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Meat pt 2 by J.W. Cart reviews
Eragon reflects on Brom's death. BromEragon
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
The Harry Song by miss-blanche reviews
An unforgivable remake of 'The llama song' Here's a Harry, there's a Harry and another little Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Everything About You by Olynara Sedai reviews
Songfic to I Hate Everything About You. HollyArtemis. They argue, they fight, they bicker... but is it a smokescreen? How do Artemis and Holly really feel?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Here there be Spontainiously Combusting Pillows by Duckweed reviews
Durza must employ all his ingenuity to cure King Galbatorix of a horrendously humiliating disease known to all as the hiccups. Slightly implied DurzaOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Chasing Cars by xxanglophilexx reviews
Artemis and Holly have to say goodbye. A song fic to Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Slightly Screwed by thebree reviews
How Harry Potter's seventh year at Hogwarts REALLY went... A totally ridiculous parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,705 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Just As Terrible Teens by fanmania reviews
Sequel to Terrible Teens. Now that Prue and Andy have a baby, will they cope and will Lindsay finally leave them alone? There is a new boy in Paige's class. Leo and Cole get some bad news, how will they break it to Piper and Phoebe?
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,126 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Hermione, New And Improved! by nitric-hamster reviews
Dumbledore continued. ‘I’m afraid I have some bad news for you all. The sorting hat, I have been informed, is either possessed by lord Voldemort or having an identity crisis.' WARNING: random
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
10 Ways by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE] James uses Sirius's bad advice to try and attract Lily. Humorous and sometimes embarrasing turnouts follow. JPLE. Finally complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Thrusting Erotica by MadleyTassida and BlazeSplinder Froste reviews
Loosely based around the much loved tale of Harry and his adventures in Chamber of Secrets. It is a well dramatized and pornorized saga of intrigue, lust, betrayal, jealousy and curiosity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,889 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the PomPom of Doom by WriteAway reviews
NEW CHAPTER! THE POMPOMS MAKE AN APPEARANCE! W00T!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Harry P., Harry P.
When Love Cannot Be by The Last Duchess reviews
A short fic about the pain that is caused when love is denied
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/29/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Lost Child by Big Friendly Walrus reviews
An abandoned child is discovered behind Spud's Spud Emporium by Holly and Mulch. It is quickly deduced by Foaly that the infant is half human. But who are its parents? Warning: Brief sex scene.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Butler, Mulch D.
Return of the Dead by fanmania reviews
Set in series seven time Coles back and more powerful than ever. What does he want with Phoebe? Will the power of three be able to defeat him or will they need a little help
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,496 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Back to the Future by mintytoothpick reviews
Complete! Harry gets sent back to 1978, the era of his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,798 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Jerry Springer: My Life Is Charmed by Lord of House Doofenshmirtz reviews
The Charmed cast decides to resolve their family issues on the Jerry Springer show. This story is absolutely horrible & I don't advise anyone to read it. I just can't bring myself to delete it because it reminds me of when I was very young & dumb lol do yourself a favor & don't read this. Seriously. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Piper H., Phoebe H., Leo W., Cole T. - Complete
The Greatest Enemy Ever Faced by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History and The Greatest Shame a Wizard Could Suffer. As a Charms professor Harry returns to Hogwarts, and as usual he ignores a prediction of Trelawney's. Maybe this time he shouldn't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 332,659 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Greatest Shame a Wizard Could Suffer by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History. Harry has a squib for a son. As judge of the Triwizard Tournament at Durmstrang he manages to get over the shock, but doesn't know that another blow unprecedented in wizarding history is awaiting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 205,456 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 3/12/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hail Desdemona! by Stardust Firebolt reviews
She's out to save Haven from an atomic bomb and have the most beautiful and intelligent child in the world with Artemis Fowl. Who is this formidable woman? Why, Mary Sue aka. an exotic girl with a unique name like Desdemona, of course!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002
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Eragon's Hot Date reviews
Eragon and Katrina pairing. Not to be taken one hundred percent seriously.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Harry's Cookie Stolen By Evil Penguins reviews
What happens when Duncan, Harry's sprinkled cookie is kidnapped by an evil penguin named Bob? Written with AngelMagical
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
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