Hi everyone

So I hope you are not expecting that much writing out of me because I have the least motivation to do any thing ever. Also I DO NOT do canon, I don't know why, but you know, this happens.

So the only reason you're reading this right now is probably because I finally decided to get going on my Pertemis fanfic, and you somehow didn't want to kill me for my terrible writing and then thought 'Hey lets check out this guys profile!' Well I am sorry if you where looking for more stories but I will probably have a lot of stuff in my favourites.

So yeah…well, here's my profile…

Name: Ellis

Age: Thats not important right now

Gender: Male

Favourite Books: Everything I have read (Espesially PJO and HoO)

Favourite Colour: Sea Green

Favourite Movies: 300, Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, Inception and Project X

Favourite Book Character: Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson or Nico di Angelo (from PJO)

Favourite Movie character: King Leonidas(300), Percy Jackson(PJatLT) or Costa(Project X)

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Godly Parent: Athena

Weapon of Choice: Riptide(If Percy didn't already own it) Bow and Arrow

Harry Potter

House: Gryffindor

Wand Core: Phoenix Feather

Wand Wood: Vine

Wand Length: 11 inches

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I scold my younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico
When someone doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone going against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

Swear on the River Styx!!!!

Copy on your profile!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent