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Joined 07-29-12, id: 4163003, Profile Updated: 10-02-17
Author has written 85 stories for Metro 2033, SCP Foundation Mythos, Family Guy, Call of Duty, Death Note, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Lord of the Rings, Mario, Sweeney Todd, Bible, Twilight Zone, Batman, Godzilla, Spider-Man, Misc. Tv Shows, Supernatural, Evangelion, Misc. Comics, Game X-overs, Misc. Games, Flash, Alien: Isolation, Misc. Movies, Law and Order: SVU, Elder Scroll series, Doom, SpongeBob SquarePants, Warhammer, Mythology, Misc. Books, Resident Evil, Howling, Cold Case, Vampire Diaries, Cycle of the Werewolf, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Parodies and Spoofs, BioShock, Halo, iZombie, Star Wars, Marvel, Kill la Kill/ キルラキル, and Killzone.

I write primarily horror stories but also like to write comedies. I never got the chance to get into Marvel or DC. as such, I am a late bloomer when it comes to that. I LOVE retro stuff. tape drives, records, old computers, disk drives etc... are all fascinating to me. growing up in 93, I didn't have a whole lot and we grew up poor. having to sleep in your own car sucks, as well as having to shack up in motel 6, in the middle of a lightning storm. My grandmothers died a few years ago. I miss them terrible and any discussion will cause heartache. I also watch MLP from time to time.

Politics: I am a conservative Christian. I HATE trump with a passion. normally, I would side with him on certain issues (DACA, the wall) but going after the NFL and the Steelers (my favorite team alongside the bronco's and cowboys) hits a raw nerve. I do not like his policies, his ideals and what he stands for. should've stayed on the apprentice

personal life: I am a 24 year old male, single, no girlfriend. I am a porn addict. I say it without shame as I know someone out there has it as well. I am recovering, but it has stuck with me since I was 14. it is hard for me to not look it up. I am a novice programmer, still getting accustomed to C/C and Java. Python is a grey area for me.

I have no sexual preference. I'll bang a guy if paid enough, participate in a 3 way with gay girls or screw a guy on a dare. I am straight but recently, have turned to Questioning. Girls get me erect but Gay sex perplexes me.

anyway, here's some questions and answers about me:

1:what would you do if you were accosted by a Terrorist?

cut off his balls, deep fry his hands and eat them with soy sauce

2: a man wants to haggle over the price of a rare gem. you want it but he won't give it up without a fight

zero in on the highest price possible and keep going down by 25%. if he is reasonable, he will stop at $75

if not, drive the price into the ground, shoot him and take it.

3: you are paid for sex by an ugly woman. do you comply?

after burying my now turned to stone dick

Aang has killed Commander Zhao and Sokka wants to bring him in. the nearest outpost is 450 miles away, deep in fire nation territory. what does Sokka do?

Nothing, killing the Avatar is equivalent to Suicide.

10 characters that I know:

Aang

Sokka

Jet

Katara

Southern Raiders

Tai-Lee

Mai

Hakota

Toph

Iroh

secret wish: a 3 way with Chun li and Katara

Biggest pet peeve: Aimbots and hackers

I wish to be like: Spider-man

I admire : Superman

Favorite Comic: Spiderman 1960

Worst supervillain ever: Doctor Doom

Worst Hero: Aquaman (come on, you knew i'd put that

Worst Comic to video game adaptation: Spiderman and venom Maximum Carnage (Sega genesis) and Superman 64 (not Titus's fault, the executives rushed it)

Wish I could have: a commodore VIC 20 and ZX spectrum

most badass computer in existence: the ZX spectrum 48k. no hardware sprite but the best Version of BASIC out there, tons of games, a damn fine keyboard and of course, who can forget the beeper.

worst computer in existence: NIC

Best use of 3D in a video game: Shadow squadron 32X

Best Commercial in existence: Sega CD (scary black man)

best use of color: Jetpac ZX Spectrum

worst use of color: Donkey Kong ZX spectrum

most ill conceived idea for a computer: Coleco Adam (power supply in the printer, Magnetic surge to destroy tapes? come on Coleco)

shows that other people like that I can't stand: Arrow, Its always sunny in Philadelphia, Young and the restless

movies that Critics like that I can't stand: Horseman the golden circle, Atonement, A farewell to arms

movies that I like that the critics can't stand: any tyler perry movie, Grown ups and Grown ups 2, Star wars episode 1

that concludes my bio

Finality by 017Bluefield reviews
Set during Episode 24 - Re-Entering Earth's atmosphere. Senketsu is dying—falling apart at his seams. But he can still make a difference in his last moments. He can make sure Ryuko lives on, to see the tomorrow they'd fought for. Now, it's time to go. * No cruel puns on "peace" and "pieces". Just a tribute to a sentient sailor uniform from one hell of an anime. Please R&R! :)
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Ryuko M., Senketsu - Complete
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The Patty that time forgot
so, Shocker! Damn it patrick has been raised from the dead for all time. I'm putting it in a new setting , Adding some things that might surprise you and in general, making the fat f**k's day as hellish as possible. I plan to rewrite the entire saga into a 4 inch thick tree killer at one point, so every story flows neatly. once done, i will post it here (and pray to god it fits) :)
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Published: 12h - Patrick, OC
That's no Meatball reviews
Rey and Han have escaped from the bounty hunters on the freighter, but upon reaching Mandalore, find something far worse waiting for them. Rey lets her hunger override her brain and dies a truly horrific death, whilst han is killed offscreen. Enjoy
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3
Ryuko x Ghidorah reviews
Ryuko vs Ghidorah. You know what this means? DEATH BATTLE!
Crossover - Godzilla & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Gigan, Mothra, Godzilla, Ryuko M. - Complete
Alien Isolation:Twisted Endings reviews
Amanda has had enough and brutally tortures the drone that gave her so much hell on station. Things get so bad that the until then, unseen queen arrives and tries to set things straight. Upon realizing what really happened, it leaves the drone to die. Amanda's mind has gone to dark places. This is part of my Twisted Endings series. Evil characters get ugly deaths. enjoy
Alien: Isolation - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26
I zombie: What we become reviews
Isobel is dead and Ravi has seen enough. At the end of his rope, he and Liv decide that enough is enough. This has grisly consequences for Dolly Durkins, who is outside the SPD, brewing a revolution, and Blaine, who has destroyed his last nerve. RIP isobel. Read this with With Me (sum 41) Playing to get the full effect. the finale sucked btw
iZombie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/22 - Liv M., Ravi C., Major L.
Gravy reviews
Ethan runs afoul of Jack when he tries to seduce Zoe. Don't eat the gravy
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15
Pedro reviews
Another werewolf, another Problem. You know the phrase that ends with "Words will never hurt me"? What if i told you that every word out of your mouth would happen to the first person you saw. In this case, poor Werewolf infectee. Pedro
Cycle of the Werewolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13
Supernatural: Hell Cometh reviews
This takes place Between Seasons 3 and 4 and deals with a Small band of hunters that Sam and Dean helped off screen. Something lies in the woods, watching and waiting for the perfect Moment. A very violent One shot. Happy August!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7
Star wars:shadows of the empire:Shadows of the past reviews
First off, to hell with Disney! second, this is my sequel to one of the best games in existence. Basically, Dash finds a necklace and from there, Rebel squadron gets involved in a war that takes out half of the Rebellion and sets in motion the events of EPisode VI. this Fic explains what the rebels did post episode V and Dash's role in Episode VI. canon (to me). expect blood, lots.
Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 12/21/2017
Marcy reviews
A cop investigates a murder in a small town, But things are not always as they seem in the Twilight Zone. Was it all a fake, is the body in the yard truly that of the murderer. Read on to find out. It's always the ones we least suspect; the seemingly kind old man, the playful mom. We all have our skeletons, but some can't be hidden for long
Twilight Zone - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/18
Supernatural:Judgment reviews
This is a self insert of sorts. I am using Dean as a vessel to vent my complaints with the show. They need to bring back Jessica or flesh her out more. Chuck goes through one long Clusterfuck of beatings, then gets his Penis lopped off by an enraged Dean who has literally had enough. for those without youtube: God was never on your side S14/EP20. Sam will get bloody revenge later
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13
Feed reviews
eternally hungry, will the cravings ever stop for this girl? read on
Twilight Zone - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10
Payday reviews
Note: this is not a troll fic, it is an AU version of spongebob. This version is highly intelligent and when Mr Krabs fails to pay his wages, he goes to war over the issue. The deaths of his friends cause a snowball of revenge, ending with his death. so yeah...enjoy
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28 - SpongeBob, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs
The Cheap thief reviews
Ok, so two things: one I am scrapping the Wanderer remake and two: I am trying to maintain canon to an extent. This weeks story deals with a new recruits many hassles with a self proclaimed master thief in Skyrim's thieves guild. But even thieves have secrets. This is being constantly updated but leave your reviews anyway. I cherish them as always
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26 - Brynjolf, OC
Whatever happened to reggie? reviews
The second of three tales has a mysterious disappearance at the local Pizza Hut. But what happened and why does the Pizza taste...off?It's more of a script but enjoy
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5
Amanda's revenge reviews
Amanda arrives on a peaceful planet named Aurora. It seems safe, but even safe havens have their dark sides. The drone that has hunted Amanda on station, has also arrived. however, for it the tables will turn, very soon. Amanda is no longer the defenseless engineer she once was and the Xeno has awoken hell itself. This is straight horror, so expect torture and blood, tons of it.
Crossover - SCP Foundation Mythos & Alien: Isolation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 8/6/2018 - OC
Patrick: Happy Finish reviews
This may seem like a retcon of the last story, but it's actually a remake. Patrick gets served a kingly meal but is it all a fake? Will patrick finally be killed off? Read on curious readers. BTW, Plankton takes the formula during the chaos in the restarant. this concludes the Patrick series.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/24
What demons fear Part 1 reviews
She can command armies and can never die, but can she survive the night. Part 2 will be up soon. In the gathering dark, Hell masses fresh foes, but this servant will see it laid to waste. she gets (willingly) possessed by Raphael. According to Biblical canon, God speaks Latin, Hebrew and Greek. For the sake of english readers, i wrote "prays in latin" in place of the actual words.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21 - OC - Complete
Pizza Peril reviews
The war is over and the ever practical cortana sees fit to deny the Chief and the Arbiter their one joy. Chaos, offscreen bloodshed and a funny twist ending ensue. Just started replaying Halo via the Master chief collection. so many memories.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14
A hell of a sale reviews
While Sam and co. are off fighting in Apocalypse world, bloodshed ensues when crowley aligned and Lucifer Aligned demons vie for the same cabin. This is at it's heart, a dark parody/critique against the rich and their "i want what he want's attitude with the poor. Enjoy, review and keep your negative thoughts to yourself. I will not hesistate to report trolls.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12 - OC - Complete
Frugal: a horror story reviews
A woman in rapture, born into wealth, adored by millions, is revealed to be much darker. Her sons must survive her malice. I decided bioshock fit best because it's the closest you can get to the 1940's without bordering on plagerism. This is AU and as such, the events can happens without interfering with canon. in short, she is a nasty bitch. not show: corpse drilled to stage floor
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6 - OC
The Red Night reviews
this is a parody of the howling, scream, and all the new, then new and old films all rolled into one, under the disguise of a suspense story. it starts off as your average horror story, couple goes to woods, gets ganked, blah blah blah. then you have the jumpscare, the pennywise knockoff and other b list crap from 2017 onwards. the conjuring anyone? how about the howling reborn?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/15/2018
Moon: A guide for new Werewolves reviews
Twilight had it wrong and The howling is a lie. This is the actual truth about Werewolves (the Bi Pedal Kind)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17 - OC
The new Gotham reviews
Gotham has changed. Overrun by zombies, Batman must find a way to survive the hell-scape or join the dead masses of Gotham City, Chapter 1 is now up. enjoy
Crossover - Batman & Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, OC
DO NOT READ THIS FIC! reviews
I mean it, your eyeballs will liquify from your skull and you will become a puppet for Dagon. the world will end and Hilary will become president! Review at your peril
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/1
Warhammer 40k: On Trolls and Troll Culture reviews
Think of the worst music you've ever heard, multiply it by 77 and let trolls compose it. That bad. Also, 911 is locked in a bitter struggle with Pro Suicide Trolls. want to die? Fat chance, welcome to Warhammer, where suicide is a costly endeavor. Don't believe me? read on.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/22 - OC - Complete
Civil war:twin worlds reviews
this is my interpretation of the Civil war as experienced in an AU. Captain America never died and Spiderman took his place. this is my second crossover. as such, please include suggestions for possible cameos, in jokes or secrets. I want this series, yes I said series, to be for the fans. to that end, you get to decided the next chapter. Anon, get rid of your "reviews" or else
Crossover - Batman & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 7/21/2017
RE7: Operation Anvil reviews
With the Molded seemingly contained, Chris and the BSAA head back to Raccoon city one final time to finish what the Government though they had accomplished. This story completes Resident evil 3 and answers the question about the nuke: Did it work. the answer is no: It failed to penetrate below ground. This melds together 4,3,7 and 6. This is also the last appearance of Raccoon city
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26 - Jill V., Leon S. K., Claire R., Nemesis
Spider Man Apocalypse 2: Hell Night reviews
It's been a a few years since Spider man apocalypse and with a new year comes a new story. I know you've all been wondering as to why it's taken so long. I have been busy with Film School and other stuff, but here is the second story for all of you who waited patiently. SCP and Spiderman are my two favorite things so expect a lot of scary, weird and downright bizarre stuff
Crossover - Spider-Man & SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/6 - Peter P./Spider-Man, OC, OC
The Dead Star reviews
During a search and rescue operation for a missing crew member, Captain Picard meets Luke skywalker in the hopes of getting answers. Things get out of control from there. An ambush leads to very bad consequences for Luke. First star trek/Star wars crossover so i'd love advice on both. It was originally supposed to be a horror story, but i couldn't resist. AU (expect to see the DS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27 - OC
Patrick's massage reviews
In another crazy story, Patrick goes for a well needed massage but things are not as they appear. second of god knows how many stories I might write.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/22 - SpongeBob, Patrick, OC - Complete
Patrick's last meal reviews
Mr Krabs gets tired of Patrick eating all of his product and devises a twisted plan. this is an ongoing series so expect more and don't be afraid to PM me ideas on how Patrick meets his end. be creative. this is part of my Dammit Patrick series, where I torture the fat fuck using every character in the series. Would love ideas. For reference, look up John Romero's Melvin comic
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17 - Patrick, Mr. Krabs
Doom:Wasteland reviews
This is chapter 1 of Doom Wasteland. Doomguy just wants to go home, but the demons have other plans. SCP 939 escapes containment and heads for hell, though Doomguy will not meet him until later. Watch for a cameo appearance by SCP 682. enjoy the first part and Merry Christmas. as always, I cherish your reviews :)
Crossover - Doom & SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2018
Mulberry Road reviews
Do you dare book a vacation here? have you not heard the horror stories? Read on if you dare. And Merry Christmas. Enjoy the story
Cycle of the Werewolf - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2018
Sick reviews
This is an alternate take on The Tortured. Kozwalski finally gets his comeuppance at the hands of Elise and Craig, but as this is a deconstruction, they do not get off scot free. enjoy
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2018
Three Plates Are Enough reviews
in 2040, the word "Thanksgiving" is hotly debated, eventually forming a Schism between the Major world powers, the anti side loves turkey more than life itself and the pro side goes to war over the issue. This story details the nonsensical, yet violently disgusting fighting that follows. May make a Christmas version
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2018
Cold reviews
This is my response to Gone Girl, which I have two beefs with: 1. As a Christian, I believe that Katherine deserved to be redeemed, For a moment, she seemed to repent. 2. Elena and company are seriously out of character here. anyway, Katherine gets to say some much needed words and gets a happy ending. The song Cut by Plumb helped to set the mood
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Katherine, Nadia P.
Therapy reviews
A woman, worried about her daughter's newfound obsession with a certain book, sends her to therapy. This is my first Religious horror story, so be kind. Open to suggestions. The Mother and daughter are not as they appear and what's ugly to us, is not to them, and vice versa.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2018 - Complete
Traitor reviews
Charles has chosen to reject his father's conquest and desire for chaos. A black sheep in the Chthulu family if you will. I will update this story as often as I can. This is leaning towards black comedy status, but you never know.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2018
Cold Case: Divine intervention reviews
Zeke lies dead but Karma can be a bitch. The wives will have their revenge and Hell will have their corpses
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Complete
Blood ties: a lotr fanfic reviews
This is my first crossover with The Third age for Xbox and PS2. Gandalf survives Moria and meets the Party from the games. this is extremely non canon but manages to tell a what if story about what could've happened if the games were canon and gandalf hadn't died. Chapter 2 is up and someone will die. most of the dialogue is in Sindarin, so brush up
Crossover - Misc. Games & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 1/10/2018 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli - Complete
The Howling:Field of Mourning reviews
this was originally intended to be a rewrite of the howling V, but I wanted to fill in the gaps between V, IV and I. Maria, the only OC character in the story, decides to purge Drago of werewolves after hearing of Marie's implied Survival. Marsha and Mary Lou also get their just desserts through violent and brutal executions. it doesn't stop until the last round is fired.
Howling - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2018
Resident Evil 7: Happy endings reviews
This is a Retcon of the Bittersweet ending from Re7. everyone (minus the Connections and Lucas who both get an appropriate punishment, the Latter in the form of a wasting disease, Mold infected Lurkers, and a cameo appearance by SCP-682, the latter of which happens due to Tamara and Eveline specifically asking for a violent punishment.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Ethan W., Mia W., Jack B., Eveline - Complete
Mr Krab's revenge reviews
This answers the question of what happened between Krabs and Plankton during Spongicus.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Mr. Krabs, Plankton, OC
Fate worse than death: a family guy parody reviews
what happens with a rogue democrat arrives in quahog? chaos. chaos and anti drinking PSA's. Enjoy
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Lois G., Peter G., OC - Complete
Red Riding Hood: Insanity reviews
Red's grandmother goes off her rocker in this very crazy retelling Red Riding Hood. This is very violent and gory but at the same time comedic. I wrote it in a bit of a hurry, so it's a bit sloppy. please review and be courteous.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/6/2018
Savage reviews
Warning NSFW, 18 This is an alternate version of the events of Minas Tirith. I will only say that you will need a STRONG stomach. this story is akin to 120 days of Sodom or Eraserhead. You have been warned. review at your own risk
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Orc, Human
Frat days reviews
This story takes away the horror and injects some much needed comedy into the game. the story revolves around a newly arrived Xeno named Bill, who comes to terms with the chaos around him. in short order, the game is sped up to work with the story. also, There is no heaven for Xeno's, only the Hell that is the second LV246 incident, on repeat, forever. will fix errors ASAP
Alien: Isolation - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7/2018 - Complete
TEAL reviews
Short for Time Enough at Last, this is a satisfying deconstruction of the episode that i wish would die in a fire. Beemis has been made to be more assertive and i made his emotions more inline today's Values, namely, he will not tolerate emotional abuse of any form. His wife learns this the hard way. The ending is also changed to make more sense.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2018
Brothers reviews
(thanks to HisBrother for the help) this is a comedy set in 1958 that pits one o the od ones against his greatest foe yet:Beer, and a ton of it. the story concerns John, a man looking for his brother Jacob. Chaos and much vomiting ensue.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Complete
Warhammer 40K origins reviews
this is My version of the origins of the bloodbath filled world of Warhammer. I mean no disrespect to any religious groups, this is simply a work of fiction. (there is only one world. the one we live on,earth,is gone for good. so when i say ceased to exist, that means that Warhammer is on another planet, imperial guard ARE the marines)
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Imperial Guard, OC - Complete
Squidward's raise reviews
a simple request leads to the end of Mr Krab's Business empire.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2018 - SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs
Laugh at my pain: a doom fanfic reviews
the misadventures very first demon you meet in E1M1 (dos version of doom btw) decides to befriend Doomguy. gore, bullets and insanity ensue. set during Doom 1 but ends right before Doom 2. if you wish to see another chapter, send me ideas. thanks
Doom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Doomguy, OC - Complete
Elder scrolls: Free cable reviews
I revised the story to fix up a few issues with Grammar and removed Adam from being the main character. This is non canon as is, I hope that clears up any misconceptions
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/27/2018 - OC
Twilight Valkyrie:What is hell? reviews
second chapter. won't spoil anything
Crossover - Evangelion & Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Rei A., OC
Law and order: Revelations reviews
before you flame me, or criticize, this is my view on Benson. SVU is not elite, they are ineffectual. and Liv looks to be on the verge of a breakdown. i did not care for stabler and viewed Olivia's sergeant rank as undeserved. but that's enough about my ranting. this story focuses less on rape and more on black comedy as well as an overindulgence in fetishism, so it crosses into M
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2018 - O. Benson, O. Tutuola, A. Rollins, OC - Complete
Fear reviews
this story shows Amanda's fractured psych in the wake of Taylor's death and Samuel's sacrifice. when becomes trapped by the titular xeno, bad things happen to said monster, very bad things. i wanted to xeno to fill my rage at being killed 500 times in the game. I did everything short of having amanda rape said Xeno. even though i really wanted to. too bad MA is not allowed. enjoy
Alien: Isolation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2018
Jesus is volatile: Awesomeness exposed reviews
this story makes no sense, i wrote it on a hunch. it is not eye opening or shameless, but a simple funny thing i compiled in 30 seconds. anyone trying to find meaning will be struck blind and anyone trying to find hope will be rendered impotent. enjoy
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Adam, Jesus
The Girl that gazed into hell reviews
I did a complete overhaul of the main story. Ellen is found and The Xenomorph aboard the Torrens is about to learn a very violent and painful lesson from Amanda . Switched the rating to M due to sexual violence and gore. Sevastopol was a hellhole but Humanity's greatest threat is about to come face to face with Hell's most feared killer.
Alien: Isolation - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2018
Chaos in Central city reviews
This is a quick story to Whet your appetites. the second of 3 sets in the Decay trilogy. This is somewhat lighter in appearance but darker in scope, think Maximum Carnage meets Infinite Crisis in the world of DC.
Crossover - Flash & Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Barry A./Flash II
Realms reviews
this is a short story that explains Gandalf's resurrection. I plan to add more if it gets a good reception. ideas are appreciated. the names of the other Spirits elude me at the time. sorry for the mistakes
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Gandalf, Elf, Fangorn
spiderman:dreams and nightmares reviews
This is one of my harder hitting stories. This one delves into the depths of peter's psych, showing a far more vulnerable mindset. the cast includes a few more obscure characters as well as the mainstream. basically, I threw spider-man, Crane and batman into a blender, added the Arkham setting and a few personal touches and came out with this. I'm still suffering writers block.
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2017
Spider-man:origin part 2 reviews
This is it! These final chapters tell of the Horrific change in Peter's personality, the Decaying of the MCU and the Final battle that will alter the MCU forever. technically its ultimate spider-man but this story is open to interpretation. this is not my best work, but Doc manager will not let me fix this, because it is not there. I will rewrite what I can
Crossover - Spider-Man & Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, May P., Cletus K./Carnage, OC - Complete
Spider-man origin part 1 reviews
this story is meant to be realistic. as such, there will be real world consequences for each action. The F.E.A.R Storyline crosses over into the MCU. warning Graphic. Peter is meant to be portrayed as much darker in personality as the story goes on. yes, he will use the black suit eventually and Venom will be entirely different. just wait for part 2. Alma appears as well.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, May P.
Gollum's adventure reviews
This is a short story that tells of Gollum's adventures after the ring is destroyed. Spider venom is an expy for weed, and as such, Gollum is unaffected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Frodo B., Gollum, Uruk-hai, Orc
Twilight Valkyrie reviews
okay, this is my second anime crossover. effectively, Rei's first day thrusts her against the Helghast, who have invaded Tokyo through Korea. this is just the first chapter. I'm "testing the waters so to speak
Crossover - Evangelion & Killzone - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2017
Supernatural: regime change reviews
let me get this out of the way: season 12 was where supernatural became less about Sam and Dean and more about being a soap opera about their mom, some shit about the men of letters (seriously guys, we don't care for that crap) and a slap in the face regarding the ending. this is my fix for that. if you don't like it, comment and give a SPECIFIC reason. I don't need a whole page.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/29/2017 - Sam W., Dean W., Lucifer, Abbadon
Robber prevention reviews
just a short guide to getting rid of the worst scum of the earth. will write a follow up for serial killers as well. this is purely fictional, but, you never know
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Complete
Human error 2: an AI scorned reviews
i'll be honest, i rushed this and i'm sorry. it could be better made and properly developed. anyways, this is the second chapter of the story and Pauline has her sites set on David once again. but how far will she go, how did she come back to life? so many questions, so little time. enjoy and review if possible. I am planning to make an updated reboot as soon as possible
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Complete
Apocalypse: an ultimate spider man fanfic reviews
this is set during the secret wars but does not focus on it. this story is about Peter's long repressed Rage at Venom, Carnage and Rhino for never giving him a day of rest. this is my first Comic based Fanfiction that Focuses Exclusively on Spiderman and his growing Hatred of his enemies. (A/N: I do not give a crap about canon. yes, Aunt May knows. do I care for fan arguments? no)
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2017
Gimli's dilemma reviews
Gimli rises early to get rid of a particularly stubborn brisket and soon Rivendell is in the Middle of a toilet paper shortage. this was made quickly so please be constructive and enjoy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Gandalf, Gimli - Complete
Midnight in Lorien (fixed) reviews
this is an improved version of my original story. I fleshed out the story a bit more and filled in a few holes. I hope its somewhat better.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Gandalf, Legolas, Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
strange tales vol 1: the edible menace reviews
a short parody of 1950's science fiction. let me know if you want another story. I expect a full review of the story, writing and overall theme. reviews MUST be 100 characters or less. no less then 60. no troll posts. no complaints about grammar, I am well aware of the issue. thank you
Twilight Zone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/7/2017
the last supper:rampage reviews
the depths Jesus will go to get supper for him and his disciples. this is strictly humorous. I do not mean to offend anyone or any religious sect in any way. Taco bell serves french fries now btw
Bible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2017
Better angels reviews
Aragorn meets a grieving family of Uruk-Hai. my goal with this story is to show that the war was NOT black and white. even in war, an enemy must be sheltered and fed. no one is inherently evil or outwardly good. we each have a choice, and my story is about choice. do we kill and forget or save others in hope of redemption? story has been updated
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, OC
Sweeney todd death of reason reviews
after finding out the truth, Todd goes on a rampage. warning: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Sweeney T., OC - Complete
Mario Vs Luigi reviews
Luigi has had enough of his overbearing brother and goes to king bowser to get him transformed into a squid. he then goes to a restaurant and orders Mario for dinner. hilarity ensues.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2017
Joe goes to mordor reviews
or did he? Gandalf and Frodo are masters at smoking so maybe it was made up. hope you enjoy the twist ending
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2017 - OC - Complete
Human error: a 2001 fanfic reviews
I only wish that you enjoy it. I wrote this as an experiment. if it goes well, I will write a sequel. yes I know my grammar needs work, yes I know he's a mary sue. I want an actual critique for once.
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/19/2017 - OC - Complete
Memory reviews
what one of the tortured souls goes through while the main character is off on one of his journeys. I know its cheating but the story is set in america
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2017
Metro 2033: the screaming sun reviews
a dark parody of Metro 2033 and its universe. it doesn't make sense, its pointless but I wrote it because I love the series and wanted a comedic take on what would happen if you put D6, Demons, Librarians and a whole bunch of guns together. and weed, Russian bred, Russian cured and smoked, weed
Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Artyom, Pavel, OC - Complete
Fred's misery reviews
its meant to be set in the world of Nazi zombies. sadly, that isn't an option for a world. will try to make a Black ops 2 version soon. don't try to make sense of it. just enjoy it.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2017
Megs revenge reviews
effectively, its one big take that to SeaHorse SeaShell party
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Brian G., Lois G., Meg G., Quagmire, G.
White death reviews
a horror story that mixes let the right one in with the howling and Alan wake
SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Complete
metro 2033 a stalker's nightmare reviews
this story is set in 1970 and as such is an alternate continuity from the games and novel. the only things shared are the nuclear setting and the stalker characters. everything else is original. new characters, new places, new enemies and an ending that makes no sense whatsoever because I wrote it at 10:49 pm at night. I hope you enjoy it. Please feel free to send requests
Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2016
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