Howdy Folks!

Jo here (Inu's out at the moment) would like to warmly welcome you to our humble home at the The Asylum of Cases Beyond Human Help in Nowhere, Colorado.

Now to put you in the mood, here's a random story about how we met.

Once upon a time on a dark, stormy night, two girls were admitted into the Asylum of Case Beyond Human Help. It was overcrowded, and as fate would have it, they were "kindly" thrown (quite literally) into the same cell and locked away.

Once they woke up from all of the tranquilizers (... Okay, the tranquilizers were just me.), they formally introduced each other as-- and --, and spent the rest of the night attempting to shake hands and giggling like they were told normal girls do in situations such as these while telling each other secrets and their lives before their admittance to the asylum.

(The attempts were fruitless by the way, since they were secured in surprisingly comfortable straitjackets).

One day, they were allowed to go to the facility library as a reward for good behavior, and while looking through the unreasonably out-dated books, etc.(In an ancient newpaper, it raved that the novel The Scarlet Letter was "the best novel of the year"), they found a secret room in which several inmates- er, fellow patients- decided to liven up the selection, which was composed entirely of Manga.

Instantly the two girls were enveloped by the wonders of the super-deformed, big-eyed, right-to-left formatted miracles from Japan, they decided to dedicate their lives to sharing these God-given gifts to all the world through fanfiction.

Adopting the names Jo and Inu, they began their quest to fullfill their destiny as fanfiction writers.

...and we've been friends ever since!

That's the story (don't let Inu tell you otherwise... remember, she's crazy), so now that you're all warm and fuzzy, grab a piece of padded floor and relax, 'cause here's the maddness we, the Great Jo and Inu, have concocted.

Cheerio!

~~~ a few minutes later ~~~

Inu: Squee! Hey Jo, let's make that fanfiction account!

Jo: ...I already did.

Inu.: ...What? Without ME?

Jo: Casuality of war, my friend.

Inu: ...well then, I'll just have to eat your soul. Rawr. -chomp- Waaaait...you don't have a soul, do you?

Jo: -grins mysteriously-