Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.

Mycroft finally gathers up the courage to ask DI Lestrade on a proper date. But can Mycroft make this work, or will it crumble under his fingers and slip away? Smut starts on chapter 5! fluff, occasional angst, and depending on reviews, quite a few lemons