Secrets that are not your own are the hardest to keep. The King will rise and when he does, nothing will stand in his way of his goal. Bow your heads and kneel before he who rules over the moon.

For the record, Harry was only here for his time-travelling kids. Voldemort can fuck off. Harry/Voldemort mpreg

When Ye Xiu said he had the most experience out of everyone in the pro-league, he didn't think too much of it at first. But now? He'll give you a look full of regret if anyone asked him that again. Your friend, rookie Ye Xiu is online!

Alex always knew his curiosity and impulsiveness would get him into trouble. It got him tangled up with MI6, after all. He hadn't expected it to land him in the middle of SCORPIA as Yassen Gregorovich's apprentice. No pairings, AU after Skeleton Key.

It started when the gem changed shape instead of color, and it just went downhill from there. Now they're stuck chasing the thing across worlds in the hopes that it will lead them home. -World 15: Inu-Yasha- :KaiShin:

"You are a terrible, inconvenient bother of a barnacle, do you know that?" He tells the toddler. Predictably, the baby does not respond. (While Harry is away, Voldemort is left to manage their inconsolable, clingy barnacle of a two year-old. It works about as well as you might imagine. ) Harry/Voldemort, mpreg, Yebisu-verse oneshot!

Conan was fed up. He just had the worst possible day ever. And this was beyond him having poor luck! / Kaitou KID was grateful that somehow the little detective in his arms refused to open his eyes. Because he was blushing. Hard. Poker Face completely gone. What the hell, Tantei-kun! / Another KIDCon - Crossposted on AO3, ZaiBan2989

It was a perfectly normal heist...except for the gem turning into a baby. That was a bit weird, but when you go to school with a homicidal witch or just recovered from being shrunken by a mysterious poison, you start to take these things in stride. Kaishin. For Shana-Fujioka, in response to her prompt. Complete.

Neither of them wants soft, not tonight, not for this.

Secret identities make for interesting love triangles. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/

*Daily Updates* Slash Harry/Draco. They say you shouldn't touch what isn't yours... Too bad no one told Harry that. A simple mistake that Harry made in his first year at Hogwarts is coming back to bite him in the arse. The war is over but the threat to his life is just beginning.

Song inspired fic featuring the thief in white and the detective in a suit. Everything starts on Christmas eve on the night of a heist, where the gears of destiny begins to turn and brings the two closer as they realize why different polarities attract one-another.

In which Harry is intimidating, the Ministry is stupid (well, duh), and Malfoy is half along for the ride and half partner in crime. And Harry and Malfoy will NOT be together. Period. End of discussion. Marriage Law fic turned on its head. Pretty cracky. By Ruby.

Pandora is a problem on more levels than one, and Kaito's not the only one concerned. Or, Shinichi is luckier than anybody seems to realize, and Kaito doesn't need luck as long as he has him. (established kaishin, one-shot)

Before they all got used to Shinichi's crazy boyfriend, there were many strange misunderstandings at the police station. KaiShin

And that was how Shinichi accidentally became everyone's relationship counselor while remaining completely clueless about his own love life. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/

And I mean /everyone/. Not many expect to have to put it into action though, and no one expects to have to protect their idiotic best friend's secret identity when it happens.

Post Movie 19. Heiji and Conan both have words with KID concerning certain events. The Task Force spectates.

This heist was, simply put, a disaster. Not for KID, oh no, but for the people chasing him? Oh yeah. Spoilers for the second Lupin III vs. Conan special.

Hey, remember when I used to be a productive member of this fandom? Me neither. Now all I have is unmitigated crack prompted by a Skype conversation featuring the question "is anybody in the Black Organization actually IN the Black Organization?"

Shinichi just wants to bake. Kaito just wants... well, Shinichi. Referenced in Chapter 4 of "Stop Poking Logic Shaped Holes in My School!"

Nakamori has been wondering about this for a while, but... is it just him, or are Kid and Kudou in a relationship? /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/

COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.

The first thing Kaito does upon seeing tantei-kun's adult form is shriek, "Why didn't you tell me?" and kick him in the face. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/

So apparently, Shinichi is married to Kid. Unsurprisingly, he's the last to know. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/

I think the title says it all! Derek and Stiles are together and Scotty doesn't know about it. The question isn't IF he will ever find out, but HOW! Enjoy! SLASH, EXPLICIT, NOT FOR KIDDIES, KIDDIES, RATED M FOR A REASON

"Announcing in your advance notice that you were going to steal me? Do you know how many people I had to knock out just to get up here?" Shinichi really doesn't understand how Kid's mind works. /ShinKai, oneshot, complete/

"Rubbing his eyes, Hakuba blinked, squinted, and blinked some more. No, there really were two Kuroba Kaitos." In which Aoko is confused, Kaito #1 and Kaito #2 are pleased, and Hakuba's brain is so very, very broken. /requested by ThaliaTrisEllie, implied KaiShin & ShinKai, oneshot, complete/

Kaito and Shinichi, Kid and Conan. They've faced down crime syndicates, murderers, kidnappers, everything. Now for their biggest challenge yet: meeting each other's family. /requested by YukiOnnaOfWinter, KaiShin, oneshot, complete/

Well, this was certainly not how Shinichi had been planning to come out. But in his (and Kaito's) defense, nobody had told him there would be hidden cameras involved in the setup for Kid's heist. /ShinKai, oneshot, complete/

!Reincarnation!AU! Voldemort is a day old when he realizes those blasted muggles named him "Tom." It takes him a year to realize who his twin might possibly be-that is, his old nemesis, Harry Potter. Oneshot, LV/HP INCEST SLASH

An old friend of Gui's comes back from abroad, and she quickly realizes what her genius friend was too blind to see: Prince's true gender.

Stiles' bed has somehow become the place for Pack puppy piles. And why is Scott drooling? Pack feels. Sterek.

Jackson is an idiot. Isaac is upset. Stiles is confused and Derek just has a headache.

"Remember when you said that you could take me apart with one blow, and I said I could take you about with less than that? Now's probably a good time to show you what I meant." Reveal!fic. NOW A TWO-SHOT! :D

Being a detective and being in love with a thief was hard enough. But being stuck in the body of a seven-years old is just the icing on that cake. What could make his 18th birthday worth it? KaiShin slash

The public roars with excitement at the news of a new movie being made starring everyone's idol, the master thief Kaitou KID. And who should they ask to play the part but the rising star of the magical stage, Kuroba Kaito. :KaiShin:

What if Kaito and Shinichi knew each other since childhood? And only a surprise visit makes the thief remember it? KaiShin, slash

A serial rapist is on the loose. And Shinichi is being his usual careless self. What's a poor thief to do with such a dense detective? KaiShin, slash

Summary and warnings in profile!

Written for DC Kinkmeme. A prank backfires, and Kid finds himself on the receiving end of a far-too-potent drug. Now, he just needs to figure out how to safely pay Akako back for that lovely additive he borrowed. Explicit, KidCon.

Yukio remembers a story from Father Fujimoto. Shura wants to hear, because Shiro's theories always had some crazy sense to them. Once upon a time, Satan wasn't a demon. And maybe Rin wasn't one as well.

Shinichi finally has a cure, KID has a heist, Hakuba's back from England, and Kaito's jealous. One-shot. Kaito x Shinichi

'I have to admit, Tantei,' says Kid, 'when I handed you Pandora back I wasn't trying to trap you into making a honest man out of me.' For my Baby Meme. Now a series of oneshots!

Just a quick tag/epilogue to the wonderful Movie 14. I know we aren't supposed to question movie canon too seriously, but some things have to be said... by Satou, Takagi, Heiji, KID, and especially Conan.

Just a little oneshot that was meant to be for April Fool's Day. Damn weather. Should really be a crossover, but that would spoil the punchline :P A cracky possibility for a completely unsatisfying resolution to DC XD

KaiShin; When something is around long enough it, inevitably, becomes one of your most cherished things. //Sequel to Seduction of Kid//

KaiShin, Vamp!Fic// A late night, a lonely road, and an old manor house in the woods: It's a classic horror story set up, but, of course, that sort of thing doesn't happen in real life.

ConanKid; Because logic, logically, shouldn't work on a being so reality breaking as Kaitou Kid.

Oneshot, KaiShin; France gave her to them, and Japan stole her.

It's tough being the new guy in Division One. There's so much you need to know...

Just a thought: What if Hakuba figured out KID's fear and used it against him during a heist?

Everyone gets shrunk. Based off of 'Little Kid' and inspired by Snickerer.

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

In a slip, Shinichi finds himself in a hostage situation. At least he has company: none other than Kaitou Kid himself. [KaitoxShinichi]

Oh, we know what really happened in the graveyard on the night of the last task. –Voldemort/Harry, noncon, chan–

All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto