...I originally planned to make this long thing pretending I was three people, link, dark link, and an OC "light link" I even had an origin story idea back when I made this account. The I didn't write it, and when I came back to the account a couple years later, I realised just how stupid the idea was.

man it was stupid.

Anyways! I am a young writer who got into it as a hobby through This game. I'm not too experienced at it as of yet, but I do enjoy it. I have quite a few ideas for stories, so I think it'd be good to work on my writing. As I'm not that good a writer yet, I'm always open to constructive criticism.

Now, time for the stupid "copy and paste" and "100 questions" things:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I only have one scar... I was in P.E., and a friend of mine tackled me, and I landed on my knee. A piece of gravel got embedded in my knee, and it left a scar...

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? a bunch of drawings on my wall that I drew when I was 6 and I can't get rid of.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, but according my sister, when I sleep I say "num num num". I don't believe her though.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? A-N. look it up.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? An iPad air, I can't stand any mobile devices smaller than my iPad, and it's an iPad 1, it's too heavy, and it doesn't play more recent games.

5. DID YOU NOTICE 5 AND 6 ARE SWAPPED AROUND? Yes.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? I miss having more episodes of soul eater left to watch. that was such a good anime...

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My iPad, my ocarinas (I have three, one based on the ocarina of time)

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Can't remember.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? yes.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? yes.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? idk, now that I think about it it's been a long time. But it was probably my mother. She gets so shouty when she's mad...

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? what is this "perfume"?

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? As in, things I find attractive? I don't find the opposite sex attractive. Or, in fact, the same sex.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I can't.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese, tomato and olives.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? ...maybe food?

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? Not a clue.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? No. I am a high-functioning sociopath.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I honestly can't tell. I can move my hand in a wierd way that suggests double-jointedness, but it doesn't seem like it's actually that.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? None. :P

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? If pet logs count...

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A pet log...

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Asexual and Aromantic. The situation would never arise.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I don't. at all.

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 76.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Neither.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I can totally honestly say that I have never in my life called a number.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who think 'autistic' means 'stupid'.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US? Never been in it. Once went to Canada, but that's all.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I'm quick tempered and regret my decisions.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope.

37. FIRST JOB? Never had a job.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? See no. 32.

39. DO YOU SWEAR? Often. My upbringing has set it in as a natural part of my thought process, so it's hard to avoid.

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? watching an LP for an extremely weird Japanese game I will not state the name of.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope, thank god.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My intellect.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Not yet, at least.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? An iPad air.

45. How are you? Good, Good.

6. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No clue.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Never in my life.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever there is.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I don't give a damn.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAT? Is bacon eligible?

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I can't break the habit of sucking my thumb, at age 14...

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? CD?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No. No way. I hate people like me.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Aside from telling people apart, no.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? No method has ever worked for me. I stay angry for an extremely long time and I hold grudges.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Only have one.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD? A giant stuffed dog that I won at a raffle at the only circus I've ever been to in my life.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 0.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yush.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Do I sound like I don't use sarcasm?

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Both.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY? ...see all answers referring to relationships up until now.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Currently I have none, but I have had a few in my time, like "the citric sucker", a joke superhero name that stuck, and "rap", which has a loooong story behind it.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER? A-N. look it up.

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? don't watch TV.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? SAT?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Cannot answer, it depends where the ice cream is coming from.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? In around two hours.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? yes there was! #19 was missing though!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 99 miles per hour. As soon as I mentioned it, my dad slowed down dramatically.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? idk.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? A-N. Look it up.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My grandma, around 2 weeks ago. She called me.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Nothing.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? "Space oddity" by David bowie.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? My sister.

82. FAVOURITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Carlvember (if you get that reference, you deserve a cookie.)

83. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? none of them.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Dark brown.

86. EYE COLOR? Hazel.

89. FAVOURITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I show no real preference.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? yes, 'tis delish.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? uh...

92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? February 29th. It shows how the system of "days" and "years" we have is actually broken.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Used to play saxophone, ukelele and ocarina.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? My political views have no place here.

95. KISSES OR HUG? Neither.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Neither.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Not a clue.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have a car! What do you think I am? rich?

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Game of thrones.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Less than nonexistent.

Choose 12 of your favorite video game characters in any order and answer questions.

1) Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)

2) Professor Sycamore (Pokémon)

3) Phoenix Wright (The Ace Attorney series)

4) Ghirahim (Legend of Zelda)

5) Professor Oak (Pokémon)

6) Midna (Legend of Zelda)

7) Lucina (Fire emblem)

8) Telma (Legend of Zelda

9) Zelda (Legend of Zelda)

10) Ashei (Legend of Zelda

11) Fi (Legend of Zelda (I like how she gains a character by the end. Also I'm running out of ideas))

12) Link (Legend of Zelda)

Have you ever read a six and eleven fic?

I don't read Yaoi.

If you think 4 is hot, How hot?

...No.

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

...That is not a relationship I would expect. She's, what, twice, three times his age?

Do I recall any fics about 9?

A fair few.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Um... Let's just say no to that one.

Make a summary for a 3/10 fic?

Phoenix is a defence attorney in castle town, and he is unmatched. But one day a new prosecution attorney arrives from up north and he meets his match. (Modern AU/Crossover LoZ Ace Attorney/ Phoenix x Ashei)

Would anyone on your friends list write a 2/4/5 fic?

friends list? also, no.

If you wrote a 1/6/12. What would the warning be?

WARNING! This is the entire plot of TP, except there's a love triangle between link, midna and ganondorf!

What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

(Ashei is too quiet to ever use a pick up line. If their relationship were to happen (Which I totally ship BTW), link would start it.)

Cuter couple. 5/9 or 10/12?

10/12. Definitely.

What would 6 say if he/she saw 8 and 3 kissing?

Who the hell is that guy, and why is Telma kissing him? Also, how did I get out of the twilight realm?

How would you feel if 11 died?

I would be both heartbroken and overjoyed.

More disturbing pair. 1/4 or 1/7?

Both disgust me, but 1/4 more so.

Would 8 ever want to kill 5?

I can actually see that happening.

Would 4 or 9 ever get sad if 12 got run over by a car?

Zelda would cry, but Ghirahim was probably the one who was driving!

How would you feel if 7 and 8 was cannon?

...What game... would... what?